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Veraguas wrote:Recently, Veraguan soldiers killed a major Marxist-Leninist guerrilla leader in battle, sawed off his head, and packed it in ice to bring to President Ubico to confirm that said individual was really dead (there had previously been many false reports of his death). The President, obviously pleased with this "gift," proceeded to use the head as a fútbol.
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Where the f*ck do I begin with world-renowned mad scientist and research director of the largest multiversal research laboratory even the SCP Foundation would shit themselves upon seeing, Dr. Chisana Akagi MD?
Her entire existence for one is eccentric. She's a 4'0" tall jackalope humanoid with a fondness for the hardest alcohols almost antithetical to her fluffy exterior, whose psyche had long since shattered due to years of abuse and undiagnosed mental conditions. I think that on its own is 'noteworthily eccentric."
Oh, but it doesn't end there, oh no. Since she was a child, she was eccentric. Every time she ran from her abusive home she'd return to an abandoned scrapyard she claimed as her den. Intruders would have rotten vegetables and rusted scrap pelted at them by automated turrets that spouted lines from her favourite anime when alerted. Huge rube goldberg machines towered above her head, serving no real purpose. And don't touch the old tin labelled with a skull inside her bedroom in the den. The unstable quantum processor inside is still her greatest treasure to this day, and the slightest knock could potentially wipe a city out.
Even during her teenage years in the Okinawa Institute of Science and Technology, she was eccentric. In the cybernetics lab she'd invent horrific metal monstrosities capable of tearing a man in half with its pinkie, or prosthetics built in with miniature howitzers. Nothing could stop her reign of terror even after she got her doctorate.
Years passed as she invented wild and wacky medical solutions only her giftedly broken mind could conceive at Red Keep Solutions. The only thing stopping her was the old research director... but when he died and left the company to her, Red Keep changed forever. FTL, multiversal communications, the Akagi Project which Crimson Tree was founded with - within two short years Red Keep Solutions had become a powerhouse of mindbending and dangerous technology. It remains one to this day.
So if you ask me "Has the leader of your nation done anything noteworthily eccentric?"
Yes. Yes she has.- Jennifer W, Leader of the Crimson Tree Culture Committee
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Crimson Tree wrote:(i think i wrote too much)
by Veraguas » Sun Oct 02, 2022 1:12 pm
The New Rio Grande wrote:Veraguas wrote:Recently, Veraguan soldiers killed a major Marxist-Leninist guerrilla leader in battle, sawed off his head, and packed it in ice to bring to President Ubico to confirm that said individual was really dead (there had previously been many false reports of his death). The President, obviously pleased with this "gift," proceeded to use the head as a fútbol.
Pretty based if you ask me.
by New Eestiball » Sun Oct 02, 2022 3:14 pm
Veraguas wrote:The New Rio Grande wrote:Pretty based if you ask me.
"It seems our nations share a common mentality. Perhaps an alliance is an order. We share your total revulsion for Marxism-Leninism. Tens of thousands of Veraguans, men, women, and children alike, young and old, rich and poor, have been abducted, tortured, killed, or otherwise victimized by communist bandits since 1989. We welcome friendship with anyone who will assist us in extirpating this cancer from our homeland."
Lic. Arturo Quintana Araujo
Minister of Foreign Relations
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