TNN- Texkentuck News Reports: Off the coast of South West Texkentuck the oil company Texk Oil had a huge oil spill. Unlike other oil companies in following the governments passed legislation in investing in new techniques and technology to prevent oil spill they are not getting sympathy. Texk Oil Company Saturday went to parliament explaining that they had an incident and needed for the Texkentuck Coastal Guard to come to help the clean up. Parliament reminded the CEO and his wife that they have been brought up before for negligence to follow passed legislation to insure this doesn't happen. Parliament reminded the CEO that he wasn't smart in buisness to proceed in taking advantage of following regulation, so his company didn't get access to government benefit. In not being within those standards the Speaker of the House General Francis Vladimir Verbatimkophf stated- Texk Oil is not allowed to drill in Gholistan. This may affect the North West of that new nation as well. This is a total atrocity. Other oil companies are doing better because they do have access. Your negligent and it's sad your company is going out of buisness. Your negligence is so bad that if we didn't care for your workers they would be unemployed for months after the oil spill clean up. Many will be unemployed next month stated the Parliament. President Schirkophf has assembled the commission of oil and industry to help these workers immediately find work in the other oil companies or the job market. The President himself surprisingly showed up to the hearing. The CEO of Texk Oil was quite happy expecting Schirkophf to take on the parliament. Just the opposite was true! President Schirkophf stated "Mr. Turner your the CEO of Texk Oil and we support buisness... but in this case?... your actions are total negligence and unacceptable. Your not going to get a bail out....You owe the federal government agencies involved in saving the environment, and those who assist in the clean up. You need money?". Do I look like your personal piggy bank?" stated the President. Mr. Turner replied this is unfair to many of us but was cut off by the president. The President stated "No sir! it's unfair you didn't play ball with the proposal put in place and other Oil Companies did!" Then the President added fuel to the fire by adding the statement directed at Mr Turner. Schirkophf stated "You smoking other oil companies in your adds is comical and pompous." At one time maybe true but your still smoking them and now you have a smokers high....Deal with it..." The Presidents eyebrows raised.....The President then stated "For your employees we are going to make sure they have a job". "I'm not going to have 1000 unemployed oil workers on my watch?" "Not going to happen sir". "Your the one who messed up and we wish you luck". "You may want to start up another buisness but stay the heck away from oil". "Good luck to you and your wife". stated the president.
Mr. Turner left displeased. Texk Oil has filed a chapter 11. The oil spill is a huge problem. President Schirkophf is planning to visit states in the South West that may expeariance oil washing up on the shore. It's alleged that the President out of his own bank account is donating 1 million to the Oceanic life organization and has stated to Parliament to work on a bill to pass in one week to go to such organizations to help wild life at sea. Mr. Turner will be giving a press conference within the next week and an apology.
The President has authorized for a nuclear explosion to take place to close up the hole in the South West Asia Bay of Texkentuck. Vessels have been stopped in accessing areas of the spill.
Many environmental organizations are pleased with the presidents actions.....Some criticize the technique in closing the spill. The President doesn't want more oil than needs be to access shore lines.....
Texk Oil Co. will be out of buisness in one week. Mr. Turner will be selling off vessals and oil barrels to other oil companies. The government laws state do to the violation the oil company can not sell oil to the private market but only to competitors.- Veronica Espankophf with Texkentuck News Network
Texk Oil was started in 1990 by Mr. Vincent Joe Turner. Texk Oil is known for being the affordable and low price oil in Texkentuck. They have operations dealing in offshore drilling, onshore drilling, and fracking. Also have a total of 40 gas stations across Texkentuck.
CEO: Vincent Joe Turner
[/urMrs. Xenia Barbara Turner was technically the CEO of Texk oil but had her husband buy more shares into the company over legal problems with Black Gold Oil company. She lost her lawsuit for stating their oil was cheaper than Gold and misleading consumers with commercials that looked like Black Golds oil Brand. Also the walk a thin line using subluminal messaging that Snow Owl Water is owned by them when in reality it's owned by the Texkentuck government. Texk Oil donates 1 trillion a year to the Schirkophf royal family under the reasons patritism....