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The Tavan Race
Minister
 
Posts: 3244
Founded: May 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Tavan Race » Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:57 pm

I would cherish a FT war with another nation.

Bring it on.

*abducts a citizen and begins cutting her open*
.[]__ta ilokune nunlasi a kiso'hoso'hei kaetin__[]
.[]__voika neinseil tenei luneva daishe__[]
.Our Factbook
Tavan is capitalized when referring to a societal construct, such as the military or language.
It is left lowercase when referring to an individual organism or a biological characteristic.

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New Garzah
Minister
 
Posts: 2230
Founded: Apr 26, 2010
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Postby New Garzah » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:11 pm

The Tavan Race wrote:I would cherish a FT war with another nation.

Bring it on.

*abducts a citizen and begins cutting her open*


Must... not... push.... red.... button.....
*struggles to not detonate hydrogen generator*
Well, since you have abducted one of my citizens, I have no choice but to declare total war on you. Please keep in mind that we will show no mercy, and will even go out of our way to destroy your females and babies. Have fun!
[about to make a war forum]
Arda Tuluva: I wonder how my society survives sometimes. Then I think, it survives becasue it must, because of tradition.


If Murphy's Law is correct, everything east of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic.

Sentient basketballs are the shit, yo.

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Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32801
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Des-Bal » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:16 pm

Des-Bal will stand by Alliance nations against New Gazrahs unprovoked aggression and respond with due force.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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New Garzah
Minister
 
Posts: 2230
Founded: Apr 26, 2010
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Postby New Garzah » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:22 pm

Des-Bal wrote:Des-Bal will stand by Alliance nations against New Gazrahs unprovoked aggression and respond with due force.


"Unprovoked"? Are you blind? They have one of my people! She is being tortured. We will not tolerate such a heinous act!
Arda Tuluva: I wonder how my society survives sometimes. Then I think, it survives becasue it must, because of tradition.


If Murphy's Law is correct, everything east of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic.

Sentient basketballs are the shit, yo.

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Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32801
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
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Postby Des-Bal » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:25 pm

New Garzah wrote:"Unprovoked"? Are you blind? They have one of my people! She is being tortured. We will not tolerate such a heinous act!


Unprovoked.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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New Garzah
Minister
 
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Founded: Apr 26, 2010
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Postby New Garzah » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:26 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
New Garzah wrote:"Unprovoked"? Are you blind? They have one of my people! She is being tortured. We will not tolerate such a heinous act!


Unprovoked.


I will be frank. You are among the most blind, insensitive, idiotic diplomats I have ever met. *spits in your general direction*
Arda Tuluva: I wonder how my society survives sometimes. Then I think, it survives becasue it must, because of tradition.


If Murphy's Law is correct, everything east of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic.

Sentient basketballs are the shit, yo.

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Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32801
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
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Postby Des-Bal » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:28 pm

New Garzah wrote:
I will be frank. You are among the most blind, insensitive, idiotic diplomats I have ever met. *spits in your general direction*


I'll be frank. Your nation is small and poor and has by some horrible leap in judgement decided that FT technology gives it some kind of edge. In reality any legitimate conflict would lead to the butchery of your people and their subsequent enslavement.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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New Garzah
Minister
 
Posts: 2230
Founded: Apr 26, 2010
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Postby New Garzah » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:29 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
New Garzah wrote:
I will be frank. You are among the most blind, insensitive, idiotic diplomats I have ever met. *spits in your general direction*


I'll be frank. Your nation is small and poor and has by some horrible leap in judgement decided that FT technology gives it some kind of edge. In reality any legitimate conflict would lead to the butchery of your people and their subsequent enslavement.


Do I look like I care?
Arda Tuluva: I wonder how my society survives sometimes. Then I think, it survives becasue it must, because of tradition.


If Murphy's Law is correct, everything east of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic.

Sentient basketballs are the shit, yo.

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Des-Bal
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Posts: 32801
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
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Postby Des-Bal » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:31 pm

New Garzah wrote:
Do I look like I care?


Never implied that you should were you to understand you would scurry away and become much less bothersome if you do not then you will be massacred generate a bit of revenue and become less annoying regardless.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Orwyn
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1352
Founded: Jun 10, 2009
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Postby Orwyn » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:32 pm

Ummm by the looks of it The Tavan Race took your citizen and not New Amerik.
Sister Nation: Demagan Empire
Necron Empire:Orwyn, Demagan Empire, Necratalis, Voryn, The Alterran Empire
Together we stand. United we fall

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Des-Bal
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Founded: Jan 24, 2010
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Postby Des-Bal » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:32 pm

Orwyn wrote:Ummm by the looks of it The Tavan Race took your citizen and not New Amerik.


It was too busy calling us blind and short sighted to notice.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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New Garzah
Minister
 
Posts: 2230
Founded: Apr 26, 2010
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Postby New Garzah » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:37 pm

Orwyn wrote:Ummm by the looks of it The Tavan Race took your citizen and not New Amerik.


You know what? You're right. The Tavan Race shall die as well!
Arda Tuluva: I wonder how my society survives sometimes. Then I think, it survives becasue it must, because of tradition.


If Murphy's Law is correct, everything east of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic.

Sentient basketballs are the shit, yo.

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Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32801
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Des-Bal » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:41 pm

New Garzah wrote:
You know what? You're right. The Tavan Race shall die as well!


I vote that this alliance join together to curbstomp, eviscerate, and then enslave the entire population of New Gazrah.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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New Garzah
Minister
 
Posts: 2230
Founded: Apr 26, 2010
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Postby New Garzah » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:42 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
New Garzah wrote:
You know what? You're right. The Tavan Race shall die as well!


I vote that this alliance join together to curbstomp, eviscerate, and then enslave the entire population of New Gazrah.


And I vote THAT YOU'RE A BIGGER ONE!!
(It doesn't have to make sense)
Arda Tuluva: I wonder how my society survives sometimes. Then I think, it survives becasue it must, because of tradition.


If Murphy's Law is correct, everything east of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic.

Sentient basketballs are the shit, yo.

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The Tavan Race
Minister
 
Posts: 3244
Founded: May 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Tavan Race » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:07 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
New Garzah wrote:
You know what? You're right. The Tavan Race shall die as well!


I vote that this alliance join together to curbstomp, eviscerate, and then enslave the entire population of New Gazrah.


Seconded, but without the enslaving. We'd rather eat them.
.[]__ta ilokune nunlasi a kiso'hoso'hei kaetin__[]
.[]__voika neinseil tenei luneva daishe__[]
.Our Factbook
Tavan is capitalized when referring to a societal construct, such as the military or language.
It is left lowercase when referring to an individual organism or a biological characteristic.

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New Garzah
Minister
 
Posts: 2230
Founded: Apr 26, 2010
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Postby New Garzah » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:09 pm

The Tavan Race wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
New Garzah wrote:
You know what? You're right. The Tavan Race shall die as well!


I vote that this alliance join together to curbstomp, eviscerate, and then enslave the entire population of New Gazrah.


Seconded, but without the enslaving. We'd rather eat them.

Lulz.
Arda Tuluva: I wonder how my society survives sometimes. Then I think, it survives becasue it must, because of tradition.


If Murphy's Law is correct, everything east of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic.

Sentient basketballs are the shit, yo.

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Mutant Lobster People
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 434
Founded: Jan 17, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Mutant Lobster People » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:14 pm

Mutant Lobster People strongly opposes this alliance. What value does progress have when we have all turned to barbarous torture of thousands of sentient beings?
Easter Egg Issue Count: 4
Funny Quotes Below!
Dinosaurana wrote:I am not fucking kid.

Nazi Flower Power wrote:Why is there an 11 page thread arguing about pubic hair?
Progressiae wrote:Dinosaur My Is Purple-Raisins

Chatkasatan wrote:Or people who serve poop in ice cream.

Bad Translator wrote:"Mutant Lobster People"

...56 translations later we get:

"Rock sitemap"


An issue about gay adoption wrote:"Think about it: say you have two gay Mutant DinosaurApeCrabs"

The Altani Federation wrote:Are you lobsters trying to wreck your economy?

Canadai wrote:I'll sum up the last page in one sentence:

INSECTS IN SPACE, EVERYTHING IS FIRE

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The Tavan Race
Minister
 
Posts: 3244
Founded: May 23, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Tavan Race » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:15 pm

Mutant Lobster People wrote:Mutant Lobster People strongly opposes this alliance. What value does progress have when we have all turned to barbarous torture of thousands of sentient beings?


One sentient being, and fear not. Her memory will be erased once we're done with her.
.[]__ta ilokune nunlasi a kiso'hoso'hei kaetin__[]
.[]__voika neinseil tenei luneva daishe__[]
.Our Factbook
Tavan is capitalized when referring to a societal construct, such as the military or language.
It is left lowercase when referring to an individual organism or a biological characteristic.

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East Fancainia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6068
Founded: Dec 05, 2009
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Postby East Fancainia » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:16 pm

Name of Country: The Imperial Empire of Fancainia
Government: Constitutional Monarchy
Population: 1.026 Billion last time I checked
Tech level: late MT
RP experience: A large amount
example of technology: Mach 5 Thrusters
Any other information: Not much, I don't have time to go into a full description

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New Garzah
Minister
 
Posts: 2230
Founded: Apr 26, 2010
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Postby New Garzah » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:17 pm

The Tavan Race wrote:
Mutant Lobster People wrote:Mutant Lobster People strongly opposes this alliance. What value does progress have when we have all turned to barbarous torture of thousands of sentient beings?


One sentient being, and fear not. Her memory will be erased once we're done with her.


There are no words to describe the horror I am feeling. Praise to the Mutant Lobster People.
Arda Tuluva: I wonder how my society survives sometimes. Then I think, it survives becasue it must, because of tradition.


If Murphy's Law is correct, everything east of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic.

Sentient basketballs are the shit, yo.

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Mutant Lobster People
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 434
Founded: Jan 17, 2010
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Postby Mutant Lobster People » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:17 pm

The Tavan Race wrote:One sentient being, and fear not. Her memory will be erased once we're done with her.


OOC: sorry but... what the hell are you talking about?
Easter Egg Issue Count: 4
Funny Quotes Below!
Dinosaurana wrote:I am not fucking kid.

Nazi Flower Power wrote:Why is there an 11 page thread arguing about pubic hair?
Progressiae wrote:Dinosaur My Is Purple-Raisins

Chatkasatan wrote:Or people who serve poop in ice cream.

Bad Translator wrote:"Mutant Lobster People"

...56 translations later we get:

"Rock sitemap"


An issue about gay adoption wrote:"Think about it: say you have two gay Mutant DinosaurApeCrabs"

The Altani Federation wrote:Are you lobsters trying to wreck your economy?

Canadai wrote:I'll sum up the last page in one sentence:

INSECTS IN SPACE, EVERYTHING IS FIRE

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Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32801
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Des-Bal » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:19 pm

Mutant Lobster People wrote:Mutant Lobster People strongly opposes this alliance. What value does progress have when we have all turned to barbarous torture of thousands of sentient beings?

We've turned to nothing yet New Gazrahs senseless threats and aggression have warranted response.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Warhaven
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 22523
Founded: Apr 20, 2004
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Warhaven » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:25 pm

If New Garzah continues, then I will awaken and crush him to death.

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Mutant Lobster People
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 434
Founded: Jan 17, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Mutant Lobster People » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:25 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
Mutant Lobster People wrote:Mutant Lobster People strongly opposes this alliance. What value does progress have when we have all turned to barbarous torture of thousands of sentient beings?

We've turned to nothing yet New Gazrahs senseless threats and aggression have warranted response.

MLP has taken no sides in this war, we simply object to the AUSN and their philosophy.
Easter Egg Issue Count: 4
Funny Quotes Below!
Dinosaurana wrote:I am not fucking kid.

Nazi Flower Power wrote:Why is there an 11 page thread arguing about pubic hair?
Progressiae wrote:Dinosaur My Is Purple-Raisins

Chatkasatan wrote:Or people who serve poop in ice cream.

Bad Translator wrote:"Mutant Lobster People"

...56 translations later we get:

"Rock sitemap"


An issue about gay adoption wrote:"Think about it: say you have two gay Mutant DinosaurApeCrabs"

The Altani Federation wrote:Are you lobsters trying to wreck your economy?

Canadai wrote:I'll sum up the last page in one sentence:

INSECTS IN SPACE, EVERYTHING IS FIRE

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Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32801
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
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Postby Des-Bal » Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:27 pm

Our philosophy is simply to advance science and thereby civilization I see no flaw in that.


As New Gazrah has no stake in this alliance I make the suggestion that they cease communication immediately.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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