[Q&A]Awesomzied Sky Reavers Outreach! Questions and such.

[Sky Reavers]

The new, awesomized Sky Reavers Outreach greets ya'll and wishes a nice, refresing day or night!

This service was created to improve the communications between Sky Reavers and the rest of the multiverse. Our marketing advisors have came up with this idea and explained with charts about how this will increase potential revenue from tourist, established trade routes and many other things, and so, the Sky Reavers Outreach was born and now it's ready to interact and answer the questions.

We offer:
- Answers to various questions!
- Interactions with show guests!
- News!
- Stories!
- Scandals!
- Investigations!
- Announcements of events!
- And much more!

We can also accept, proccess and direct official diplomatic requests or other thingies to our leadership! Don't hesitate folks, whatever it is, questions, insults, praises, critics, feedbacks, complaints, request or diplomatic action, they all belong here! We will be pleased!

Important!
To contact our ruling council, one must make an official request in week's notice. Official request must contain photo of a valid diplomatic ticket, which can be acquired at the embassy and... Ha! Just kiddin'! Post your diplomatic whatever here and our officials gonna answer this.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Since Sky Reavers are the drunkier version of Skyhooked, I'm guessing alcoholism and addictions are far more widespread here. Does Sky Reavoers have any methods to help people with addictions, or is there little to no infrastructure in that regard?

And, since you put it in the OP and now I am curious, what is the weirdest scandal any of your leaders have had?

[Sky Reavers]

Since Sky Reavers are the drunkier version of Skyhooked, I'm guessing alcoholism and addictions are far more widespread here. Does Sky Reavoers have any methods to help people with addictions, or is there little to no infrastructure in that regard?

"Alright, here is our first guest from Western... Fordshul... Fardell... Fardelshistaffe... Whatever. Someone, who wishes to keep that mask of anonymity on! Alright then, les us answer this! Indeed, we have become even drunkier, cause quality of our booze had improved thanks to our field tested recepies and technologies, and folks might get hangover and shit. But we thought about this, and created the "Clarity Tonic", a slightly weird potion like mixture, originally made by some talented, but crazy dude. It helps to clear organism from addiction and toxins too, so it can double as anti-venom.

It's required dose and time depends on severity of poisoning or addiction. For example, common hangover can be cured in an hour with one dose of it and addiction within a day or so, since it was originally created as a remedy for all booze consequences, while something as severe would take multiple doses and several days. And the proccess of detoxication is not pleasant. Depends on seveity and dosage too. Small dose has a possible mild discomfort, while large, will feel like a ragin' bull running through guts for example.

For example, I had some hangover, and after a glass of this tonic and an hour it was gone. And there were at least several cases of successful treatment of heroin addiction with this thingy. In all these cases, patients had to drink lots of it, and then they all felt, like they are exorcised, a totally hellish feeling. For one and half of a week of hell. Oh, and they were totally exhausted afterwards, lost some kilos. Besides, curin' hard addictions requires other medical thingies too. Sure, one can beat addiction with tonic alone, but it requires some hardy constitution and strong will. Masterful addiction treatment is one of the things we take pride in.

Besides, hard drugs ain't popular in our realm. We stick to weed and lighter stuff. As for infrastructure, we have rather robust universal healthcare network. Yep, that's right!"-The Host

And, since you put it in the OP and now I am curious, what is the weirdest scandal any of your leaders have had?

"Good question! Of course, this is the infamous scandal, when two members of our ruling council, Stan Dixon and Casey James stole several paintings in Belarus. They did manage to sneak inside the museum and snatch few paintings, but they left some traces and evidences. Casey left a few joint blunts, and Stan accidenly dropped his whiskey bottle, when climbed up the roof on the rope. Both were drunk, so they didn't think about it. Then... there was a big scandal, where they decided to return the paintings in the end. Most likely the copies, not originals.

Or how about scandal in Singapore, when our current leader, Shawn got into some trouble with authorities, after his drunk adventure. That happened before he became our leader, when he was a road warrior celebrating the succefful conquest of North Korea with a lil' asian tour. He thought, he was gonna spend a night's rest in cell and get some fine, he wouldn't pay anyway. He didn't steal or assault or something too wild. But still he found out, that he may go to jail. So he escaped the cops afterwards, but became persona non grata there.

And then it was revealed, that during his leadership, he tried to stage a provocation or other covert sabotage there three times. And these are revealed, hence failed attempts. God knows, how many of them are successful. He doesn't like this place even a bit and doesn't even make an effort to hide it. I mean, it's conservative and authoritarian, while it's rich too, so he wants to sabotage it somehow, so it's not a shining example of strict soceity = Success.

Trust me, there are many stories like this, our Council are rather rowdy and chaotic lot. Nice, but chaotic and rowdy. I'll tell ya' these one day if I remember osmething more interesting or weird."-The Host

[Sky Reavers]

"Today is 16s anniversary of the infamous feud between Peterson and Clarke families, two farmer families. Long ago, they have lived in harmony, but everything changed, when the Fire Nation Attacked, Clarke prize goat was stolen. One day, Clarkes noticed, that their goat pelt with unique spot was sold by Petersons on the market. At the same time, Petersons saw their stolen pigs in the barn, which belonged to Clarkes. Possibly someone framed them, but things went downhill. Families started to become more and more hostile to eachother, until one day, they have fought in their home town and caused lots of damage. The guilty were arrested, but hostilities remained, with both families using bribes, intrigues, and crimes agaisnt eachother.

Their home town Plentyville got involved, with one half supporting Petersons, and the other supporting Clarkes. The rivalry remains, with original reasons for hostility being gradually forgotten. Why I am informing you about this? Because today, Randall Clarke was driving his truck full of vegetables to sell, but Seth Peterson had sabotaged it's brakes, and when the truck was descending from a hill road, it couldn't stop, so it ran right throug the restaraunt, knocked off the statue of town founder, and finally ended up in a river! By some miracle, no one was killed or injured! Of course Seth was caught and arrested later, but Petersons have bribed the deputy, and he let him go! But it didn't last for long. Now, they are both arrested and await for trial."

[Sky Reavers]

"Does that thing even work? It looks like it does. Damn, it's a slow week so far, which is why opening of a new casino in New Sodom sokmehow made it here."

[Mirum]

"Greetings, Sky Reavers. Could I possibly gain insight to daily life inside your nation for an average citizen? I've been rather curious as to what that would be like. Thank you for your time." -President Lyra Elmspirit

[Wormfodder Delivery]

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Heyho, group that is one of the few cool things flying related, it's me, da boss deliveryworm! I wanted to know how you deal with all these giant birds if you are in the air all the time, they are a real problem for our deliveryworms, so we thought we asked some air experts about it.

[Sky Reavers]

(Image) "Greetings, Sky Reavers. Could I possibly gain insight to daily life inside your nation for an average citizen? I've been rather curious as to what that would be like. Thank you for your time." -President Lyra Elmspirit

"Alright, partner! Lemme' bring in a specifically chosen citizen, who has been tested for loyalty, so he would spread official propaganda... Ha! Just kiddin'!Ya' probably heared lots of misconceptions and weird things about us, like, we are smokin' booze and drinkin' weed on beaches alot and such. Well, they are true.

Our folks really do smoke weed, drink booze and have some fun. And yes, they can do that even during their work with relaxed rules, while also managing to do the job. Ya' see, back in our country average workday is a lil' bit shorter than 8 hours and rules are more relaxed. Such is a perk of kickin' capitalist asses hard during the revolt and seizin' their assets for oursleves. Still free market, but more pro-worker. And when the workday ends, folks have some fun by either drinkin', going to places, enjoying a fresh cigar or blunt while watching a movie or playin' video game. Many folks hone their skills with guns and bullets or fisticuffs and melee weapons, belivin' it's both fun and helping national security.

Sure, some folks belive, life is not about having a good time. But, we just make it up for the years of oppression before the revolution."-The Host

Heyho, group that is one of the few cool things flying related, it's me, da boss deliveryworm! I wanted to know how you deal with all these giant birds if you are in the air all the time, they are a real problem for our deliveryworms, so we thought we asked some air experts about it.

"How do we deal with giant birds, ya' ask? We don't. Cause we don't have them where we live. And if they did exist, they would be better off being nice birds, cause VTOLs, anti-air guns on vehicles and laser rifles can turn these into grilled chicken in no time! If ya' wanna hire some of our mercs or buy our weapons, just tell so. Just remember, there is such a thing as them being too slow for jet fighters, so it's harder to get them. I know about a case, where a Polikarpov biplane pilot exploited it's slow speed to make a jet fighter crash. So it's better to use choppers and VTOLs. And we don't live on flying islands or something... we live on a solid land."-The Host

[Sky Reavers]

This hotline is strangely quiet. Too quiet!