Gloriousness of Your Leader?

[Freelasio]

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[New Amerik]

Emperor Vasquail de Sadev, Living God of New Amerik, Herald of Science and Lord of the Otherside, is best known for the following feats of, in 2012 preventing the Apocalypse no less than three times; facing down and beating the physical avatar of Death; in 2024 killing the last President of the United States of America and taking power, founding New Amerik; discovering how to bring back people from the dead; legalizing drugs, incest, zoophilia, necrophilia, gay marriage, robophilia, poligamy, and polyandry; making extensive love to his wife, a Felis Sapiens; turning organized crime and serial killers in New Amerik loyal to the government; and discovering antigravity by tieing a piece of buttered toast butter side up to the back of a cat.

.....Okay, he made the last one up when he was drunk. The rest are true.

[The Adrian Empire]

The Emperor of Adria is heralded as the Liberator and Hero of the Empire, he rescued and united the Empire against his uncle, the leader of the socialist tyranny in the Empire, he led the true army to a heroic victory in Defence of the Moon of Aldor II and fought with only a small band of Knights to reclaim the throne against an army of hundreds. He is one of the most charismatic and dashing leaders of all time, and with his recent engagement to the Princess of Altmaria he has only increased his fame well beyond the stars.

[Spartinth]

king Alexander has created the best movie of all time, 18 of the top 20 songs of all time, written all 12 of the best selling novels of all time and killed the head of the biggest gang in the country

[Capillata]

Nathan Godwinson is the glorious... child... of the two most intelligent people in Capillata... ...

Intelligent? Half so.
Talented with women? Yes.
... Glorious...? not so much...

[Israslovakahzerbajan]

The former Prime Minister was impeached after a scandal with an underage neko girl...

So let's move on to our current Prime Minister, George Walker Milhous Buchanan.
HE:
-Is the head of an evil organization
-Was cryogenically frozen in space
-First person to use quotation fingers
-Had a menstrual cycle by sitting in a bus
-Wrote It's Raining Men
-Named his left testicle "piss" and the right "vinegar"
-Made marzipan voodoo figure of The Fonz after smoking Bolivian prair hash during a coma in Sammy Davis Jr's house
-Is the Princess of Canada

OOC: I wonder if anyone will get the reference.

George Walker - (Bush reference)
Milhous (Nixon reference)
Buchanan - (President before Lincoln widely regarded as one of the worst ever)

did i get it?

Yep, but can anyone get the reference to his accomplishments?

[Grays Harbor]

No member of the Royal Family has ever needed to make shyte up to agrandize themselves. Actions have always been louder and more effective than words.

[The Harrowlands]

She is our Queen, and we love her; we are hers and she is ours.

[Dagnia]

Our current chief executive Chen Linmei is viewed as being very glorious by the people. She restored order to the nation, bringing crime from crippling to unheard of or occasionally well under control and destroyed the crime syndicates. She also successfully defended
Dagnia from invasion and devastated the homeworld of the invaders. She will not run for a third term, even though she has the popularity and we have no term limits yet, and says she has done everything she wants to. The people really want her to stay in office.

[Imperial isa]

No member of the Royal Family has ever needed to make shyte up to agrandize themselves. Actions have always been louder and more effective than words.

ooc this as Grays Harbor said it better then i could

[The Grand World Order]

Supposedly the Grand Commander can shoot laser beams out of his cybernetic eye, and he can kill someone with eye contact alone.

Of course, the Grand Commander's truly far more amazing than that... he intentionally keeps it from the populace though.

[Grandtaria]

We have a king, his name is Grant Donahue. However, he is 12. He is more cute than Glorious. He is very bright however, but it seems for every good trait, his mischeif masks it.

[Mostrov]

Comparable to god himself.

[Grays Harbor]

Comparable to god himself.

One of the many reasons our government and people find your nation laughable, because of statements made such as that. Really, we have sitcoms on HBC which aren't as amusing.

[New Amerik]

Comparable to god himself.

One of the many reasons our government and people find your nation laughable, because of statements made such as that. Really, we have sitcoms on HBC which aren't as amusing.

It's pretty sparse, I'll admit. If you're going to tell the backstory of your leader for use in a novel blatant lies about the leader, at least make it inventive.

[Mostrov]

Comparable to god himself.

One of the many reasons our government and people find your nation laughable, because of statements made such as that. Really, we have sitcoms on HBC which aren't as amusing.

It's pretty sparse, I'll admit. If you're going to tell the backstory of your leader for use in a novel blatant lies about the leader, at least make it inventive.

What is this creativity you speak of? The hive disapproves.

[New Amerik]

Comparable to god himself.

One of the many reasons our government and people find your nation laughable, because of statements made such as that. Really, we have sitcoms on HBC which aren't as amusing.

It's pretty sparse, I'll admit. If you're going to tell the backstory of your leader for use in a novel blatant lies about the leader, at least make it inventive.

What is this creativity you speak of? The hive disapproves.

Give some examples of why they are akin to god! Say someone developed a sense of individuality, and knowing the danger to the hive your glorious leader killed them to make a show of it! Anything!

[Mostrov]

Comparable to god himself.

One of the many reasons our government and people find your nation laughable, because of statements made such as that. Really, we have sitcoms on HBC which aren't as amusing.

It's pretty sparse, I'll admit. If you're going to tell the backstory of your leader for use in a novel blatant lies about the leader, at least make it inventive.

What is this creativity you speak of? The hive disapproves.

Give some examples of why they are akin to god! Say someone developed a sense of individuality, and knowing the danger to the hive your glorious leader killed them to make a show of it! Anything!

But...thats all the propaganda department has had time to come up with, its plastered on the walls of nations buildings for someone whose just been inaugurated; previously he was just a methodical clerk.

[Bosiso]

Prime Minister Jonas Lenidan is only as glorious as his parliament and his people. Propaganda isn't especially popular in Bosiso, and Teobas Ganeo does most of the visible work, whilst Mr. Lenidan works in a mainly administrative position, governing the passage of bills et cetera.

To strive for an image of glory would merely be frowned upon and set his popularity back in any case.

[KonataLand]

"Umm.... everything that these guys claim to do... I can do all that. In my sleep."
~Konata Izumi, on this topic

*Cough*

[I-Quarence]

Emperor Vasquail de Sadev, Living God of New Amerik, Herald of Science and Lord of the Otherside, is best known for the following feats of, in 2012 preventing the Apocalypse no less than three times; facing down and beating the physical avatar of Death; in 2024 killing the last President of the United States of America and taking power, founding New Amerik; discovering how to bring back people from the dead; legalizing drugs, incest, zoophilia, necrophilia, gay marriage, robophilia, poligamy, and polyandry; making extensive love to his wife, a Felis Sapiens; turning organized crime and serial killers in New Amerik loyal to the government; and discovering antigravity by tieing a piece of buttered toast butter side up to the back of a cat.

.....Okay, he made the last one up when he was drunk. The rest are true.

HA HA!! That last one is awesome! I'm quoting that!

[I-Quarence]

Describing our leader as glorious would be like describing MLK or Gandhi as "Pretty OK dudes."

So, your leader is the incarnation of Villiany?

Our Prime Minister, Mr. Escrow, has three ex-wives that he gets along with and he has nine daughters that he is very devoted to. There is no greater accomplishment than that.

We are astonished that ones standards for accomplishment are so low as to regard three failed marriage as an impressive feat.

Yet you don't describe your own leader. I'm just going to assume the person who runs your country is a drunk cat, then.

[I-Quarence]

Comparable to god himself.

One of the many reasons our government and people find your nation laughable, because of statements made such as that. Really, we have sitcoms on HBC which aren't as amusing.

It's pretty sparse, I'll admit. If you're going to tell the backstory of your leader for use in a novel blatant lies about the leader, at least make it inventive.

What is this creativity you speak of? The hive disapproves.

The hive??

[Rus-Alla]

The Rus-Alla High Lord's glory is measured only by his victories in battle, as all Rus-Alla. Certain, verifiable fact; If a campaign is won or lost, it is because the High Lord led it. Victory by any Rus-Alla leads to higher glory, and thus higher political and social esteem. Otherwise, the loss is damning to his seat of power.

[Zirconim]

Accomplished musician, famed soldier/war hero, established polititian, your average Zirconian.