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Imperial Yonacaria
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Imperial Yonacaria Q&A

Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:14 am

Forwarding transmission...

Now that we have made it through this puny network, we may establish proper communications channels with your stupid, pathetic 'verses, you pointless, quivering bundles of atoms hurtling through the cosmic wind without reason! Our head of propaganda recommends proper communication with you worthless foreign nations, so that is what I'll be doing.

I am Yona. You may have heard of me - conqueror of multiverses, bastion of science and reason, and destroyer of countless worlds. Ask me, and my admirals anything. As long as it doesn't compromise national security, I'll answer if I feel like it.
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A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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The Giant Space Wyrm
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Founded: Sep 19, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Giant Space Wyrm » Thu Dec 17, 2020 6:39 am

"For all that is good and holy why do I have to be here again?

"She's an omnicidal tyrant she might hurt me if I came alone!"

"I'm certain angry female barney wouldn't do that, why don't you ask her to sing you a song?"

"Please be serious about this Eldest!"

"Aren't I always?"

"Oh! we are here! Greetings Illustrious Ruler of All Reality! It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance I am Analog Drone #221097097 and this is the Eldest... oh... uh... she um she went to do something and will be back probably! I a representative of the Dominion have come seeking knowledge! We wish to know the relevance of the symbols on your flag! some of its symbols seem to borrow from noted religions in Dominion Catalogues and we were wondering if there was any reason for that!

~Eldest in Red
~Analong Drone in Blue
Shower Thoughts Updated FEB/18
"There is more to me than writing about making things go really fast. As soon as I can think of something else about me that is not related to that I will be sure to tell everyone."
"Lives are like currency, and we have a lot of disposable income."
Essentially Eldritch Mr. Rogers.
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Imperial Yonacaria
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Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:19 am

"You can ask me anything you want, and you wish to know the relevance of the symbols on my flag? Well, alright then. To be honest, I don't even fucking know. I left the flag design up to a contest, and let my admirals decide which they liked best. Someone down at SIO made this flag. I'll see if one of them knows what the symbols mean."
- Yona

"Easy. The purple represents our devotion to your most glorious cause. The crescent represents all of reality coming together as one. The crossed grains represent our humble origins in your stranding on a backwater planet. The shield represents the military might at our core. And the star represents our faith in you, dearest leader, from all the vastness of the cosmos!"
- SIO Agent

"Glorious cause? You do realize we are just conquering reality because I feel like it, yes?"
- Yona

"Of course, beloved and dearest leader!"
- SIO Agent

"And what is this garbage shit about faith? Faith isn't scientific! Faith is an idiot thing! I outlawed religion because it is fucking stupid and only stupid people would have faith in anything! Why in the name of all that is scientific would the fucking Scientific Inquiry Office create a flag with a symbol of fucking faith on it?!?! Who do I need to lobotomize to get someone with some fucking brains around here?!?!"
- Yona

"It means we trust you, oh wise and glorious leader. It is our great trust in your leadership! Even when you are hungover, beloved leader, your leadership is excellency itself, something that every subject of your great empire can count on!"
- SIO Agent

"Oh. Well that's fine, then. You're dismissed.

Alright, does that answer your question?"
- Yona
A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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Imperial Yonacaria
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Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Sat Dec 19, 2020 5:43 am

/bump
A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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Serenity and the Morality
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Ex-Nation

Postby Serenity and the Morality » Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:24 pm

"Whats your favorite universe that you conquered, and why?" - A member of Serenity and Morality. "And I've never really heard of you before, sorry."
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a cult on an island worshipping something inhuman, what could it be?

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Imperial Yonacaria
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Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Sat Dec 19, 2020 6:29 pm

"Ah, now isn't this an interesting question? I'm not going to lie here, I get a little sentimental about my first conquest, U-9371. There's nothing quite like your first victory. Most people have some fondness for their homeland, and this was my first taste of success."
- Yona
A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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Imperial Yonacaria
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Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Tue Dec 22, 2020 3:08 am

/bump
A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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The Giant Space Wyrm
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Postby The Giant Space Wyrm » Tue Dec 22, 2020 4:16 am

"A thought occurs to me now, but given your nature as a nigh-omnicidal empire, have you ever given thought to consider the multiverse being as big as it is, that you will eventually step on the toes of something bigger than you? Eventually, making an enemy of something you can't actually fight? I don't presume to say that you will ever face such a thing, but the Multiverse is big, and the more one travels through it, it only ever gets bigger.

Should such an event take place do you plan to just make it up as you go? or do you perhaps have some contingencies? I understand if you don't intend to share what those contingencies are, but do they exist?
Shower Thoughts Updated FEB/18
"There is more to me than writing about making things go really fast. As soon as I can think of something else about me that is not related to that I will be sure to tell everyone."
"Lives are like currency, and we have a lot of disposable income."
Essentially Eldritch Mr. Rogers.
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Imperial Yonacaria
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Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:32 am

"I have conquered more than one multiverse at this point. Even destroyed an entire multiverse, wiping out every universe within it, one by one, outright erasing their laws of physics through a quantum false vacuum. I have traveled further than you probably realize. And in that time, I have seen a great many things. I have met several cosmic entities in my time. Cosmic entities make for interesting opponents, but not unbeatable. I have bent them to my will, as I have everything else. You want to know what I will do to your cosmic annelid? I will make it my bitch. Just ask the Mechanical Old Gods. All of these things... they are just challenges for me. Whatever is out there, I will find a way to bring it to its knees and make it beg."
- Yona
A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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The Giant Space Wyrm
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Giant Space Wyrm » Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:44 am

"You could have just said you're making it up as ya go lass, didn't need to go so hard on the tin can."

"Wait... you mean your Mechanical Old God things are still capable of conversation? That's wonderful! I would enjoy a nice chat!"
Shower Thoughts Updated FEB/18
"There is more to me than writing about making things go really fast. As soon as I can think of something else about me that is not related to that I will be sure to tell everyone."
"Lives are like currency, and we have a lot of disposable income."
Essentially Eldritch Mr. Rogers.
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Puppet: Comerciante

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Imperial Yonacaria
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Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:53 am

"No plan survives contact with the enemy, so the best plan is to plan as you go. If you don't know what you're going to do, its not like the enemy can figure out what you're going to do. That's a free lesson in strategy from your dear personal best friend and conquerer, Yona! It won't help you win against me, though.

I was being sarcastic, chip for brains. They weren't much of conversationalists before, and being cybernetically augmented did not change that fact. They have really loud roars, though. Even the Twins. Which is weird, because they're giant eyeballs."
- Yona
A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:04 am

"What kind of WMD has your nation?"
—A general.
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NSstats aren't used by this nation...at least some of them aren't used

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Imperial Yonacaria
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Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Tue Dec 22, 2020 2:59 pm

"Several. The corruption and crimson that we field could be considered biological weapons. We have a couple of chemical weapons as well, but make far less use of them. Our capital ships typically field large quantities of thermonuclear warheads. We have nanomachine weapons both in the astral forces and in the plague military. We also have antimatter guns on many of our ships, mass drivers, black hole guns, EMPs, more than one cosmic being that we made into a weapon, the quantum false vacuum, the four cosmic pillars, and... am I forgetting anything?"
- Yona

"You forgot the starborn dimensional vortex."
- SIO Officer

"Oh, yeah. And the starborn dimensional vortex. And those are just the WMDs that aren't classified."
- Yona
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A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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Imperial Yonacaria
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Fri Dec 25, 2020 5:23 am

/bump
A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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Remulia
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Founded: Jun 22, 2014
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Postby Remulia » Sat Dec 26, 2020 2:23 pm

Oh. dear and powerful Yona, What is your opinion about the ghost of christmas yet to come?.
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FACTBOOKS and DISPATCH

NSstats aren't used by this nation...at least some of them aren't used

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Imperial Yonacaria
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Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Sat Dec 26, 2020 5:27 pm

"Ghosts aren't real, I don't know what this 'chrissmus' thing everyone keeps yammering on about is, but I suspect it may be yet another euphemism for genitalia, and it is impossible to know the future, one can merely make very accurate predictions based on available information. So if I understand this correctly, you're asking me about a precognitive apparition of someone's junk? That's an unscientific load of [SIGNAL LOST]"
- Yona
A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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Imperial Yonacaria
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Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Thu Dec 31, 2020 5:46 am

/bump
A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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The Dominion of Mankind
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Founded: Feb 20, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Dominion of Mankind » Thu Jan 14, 2021 11:24 am

"Imperial Yonacaria was it? A rather quaint name if I must say so myself."
"Ah, but it would be rude of me not to introduce myself, I am Arbiter Steven of the Dominion of Mankind's Internal Affairs Department. I was browsing through a few reports from my agents and it seems one of them found this rather curious terminal to another reality."

"Anyway, from what I've read of your nation, you seem to be rather boastful and proud of your multiversal scale. I must ask, what classification of government would you consider yourselves to fall under and how do you manage to maintain integrity and stability across such vast distances and the loyalty of countless different cultures and species?"

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Remulia
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Postby Remulia » Thu Jan 14, 2021 5:35 pm

"Yona, What do you think are the biggest threats that menace Imperial Yonacaria and what are you doing to eliminate those threats?"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.
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FACTBOOKS and DISPATCH

NSstats aren't used by this nation...at least some of them aren't used

A Class 0,5 Civilization according to this index.

The Imperium controls 12 stellar systems...and a lot of space habitats and dimensions

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Imperial Yonacaria
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Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Tue Jan 26, 2021 5:09 am

The Dominion of Mankind wrote:"Imperial Yonacaria was it? A rather quaint name if I must say so myself."
"Ah, but it would be rude of me not to introduce myself, I am Arbiter Steven of the Dominion of Mankind's Internal Affairs Department. I was browsing through a few reports from my agents and it seems one of them found this rather curious terminal to another reality."

"Anyway, from what I've read of your nation, you seem to be rather boastful and proud of your multiversal scale. I must ask, what classification of government would you consider yourselves to fall under and how do you manage to maintain integrity and stability across such vast distances and the loyalty of countless different cultures and species?"


"I apologize for the belated answers. As our dearest and most beloved ruler continues her recovery, many things have been buried under the massive cogs of bureaucracy. Still, I, as acting commander-in-chief until the time that our most wise and powerful leader recovers, I should be able to answer your question sufficiently.

Imperial Yonacaria is a federalized military dictatorship using a variant of the communist system. There are a number of terms one could use to describe the system, such being the case with any system of government as governance is complex enough of a thing that no one label can adequately describe any system on its own. You could describe us as totalitarian, stratocratic, technocratic, expansionist, imperialist, raubwirtschaft, cult of personality... none of those terms would be incorrect. Our glorious leader saw fit to provide us with only the best possible form of government, understanding that all other forms of government are inferior. To even suggest that our government is anything less than completely perfect would besmirch the good name of our beloved leader!

As for maintaining integrity and stability, that's easy! We use an extensive system of policing to ensure everyone falls in line, from the most basic military police, to my organization's very own commissars and other federal agents! Additionally, its easy to see when someone falls out of line, thanks to the fact that each person's job is assigned to them based on their personal aptitudes, along with intensive surveillance, strict curfews, and use of secret police! Across such distances, we use the advanced multiverse network for communication! Our esteemed and brilliant most insightful supreme ruler Yona saw fit to transform several universes into a massive computer network, using all of the matter and energy of those universes to perform computations, down to the subatomic level! Of course, everything alive in those universes had to go, but you can't make breakthroughs without a couple genocides! Between surveillance, unparalleled communication, boots on the ground, strict military society, and putting a few ships in orbit, there is nothing we can't face! Of course, there's also a lot I can't tell you thanks to the classified nature of it. I'm sure you understand!"
- Kaloru, Acting Commander-in-Chief, Imperial High Fleet Admiral, Head of the Scientific Inquiry Office

Remulia wrote:"Yona, What do you think are the biggest threats that menace Imperial Yonacaria and what are you doing to eliminate those threats?"
—Kamile, Kmer of the Imperium.


"As our beloved and absolutely perfect Yona cannot be with you right now, as she needs her rest following her surgery, I will provide an answer for you. Straight from her log: 'the biggest threat we face isn't of any multiverse, but from without it. The anomalies that lie in the greater omniverse, in between multiverses, they are the greatest possible threat, beyond anything else. They, the very source of our multiversal travel, are also our greatest threat. If possible, we should seek to control them, as they would be a weapon unlike anything else.' As for how we deal with them, simple! After every multiverse jump, the fleets that made the jump do a full sweep to make sure there were no hitchhikers during the brief time spent outside of any universe. If there are, they are to destroy it at all costs, even if it means destroying the entire fleet. Marines on board the ship will try to defeat it first, with escalating use of force, all the way up to setting the ship's reactors, FTL drives, and multiversal jump drives to all go critical. The first results in a supernova, the second causes a black hole, and the third rips apart the very fabric of space time itself! Of course, in a fleet, this would trigger a chain reaction in all of the other ships. No means is too extreme if it means not allowing the omniverse anomalies into a universe intact. We would destroy entire universes to keep them from taking those universes. Thankfully, the chance of an anomaly hitching a ride is less than 0.05%. But when you consider how frequently we must perform such multiversal jumps, that chance, no matter how small, begins happening."
- Kaloru, Acting Commander-in-Chief, Imperial High Fleet Admiral, Head of the Scientific Inquiry Office
A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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Imperial Yonacaria
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Founded: Dec 08, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Imperial Yonacaria » Wed Feb 17, 2021 3:43 am

/bump
A nation spanning across multiple multiverses ruled by a nihilistic narcissistic hyper-competitive sadist to whom life is just a game - a game she's determined to win at.
Q&A with Yona and the admirals
The Caleshan Valkyrie wrote:Their military reads like somebody just walked into the grocery-store-of-sci-fi-wtfery, waved their hands at the store itself, and said 'YES'.

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Shov Scien
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Founded: May 29, 2020
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Shov Scien » Sun Feb 21, 2021 2:23 am

"What makes you want to conquer? What, if anything, do you believe is the most you could handle ruling? And how do you manage ruling more than one galaxy? Isn't the logistics of ruling over such distant terrioties complicated?"
-Daar Am Anav, Shovaan Journalist
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/ Please excuse the mess! This nation's lore and information is still under construction. Thank you for your patience! /
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