In need of Red Meat

[Manlokstan]

Dear fellow nations.

The great country of Manlokstan ask that you give us some red meat. It is our national dish and unfortunately we are struggling to achieve our quota due to a recent drought. Can you please give us some support?

In response, we promise not to invade any countries.

It has been a pleasure.

Manloki Embassy.

[TURTLESHROOM II]

GREAT BOUNTIFUL EMPIRE OF THE UNITED TURTLES, MUSHROOMS, AND MEN OF TURTLESHROOM
IMPERIAL MINISTRY OF THE STOREHOUSE
RELIGIOUS DIVISION
HOLY COMPASSION BOARD

TO THE GENTLEMEN OF MOLOKSTAN:

The Holy Compassion Board, which governs foreign aid in the Great Bountiful Empire, has heard your request and seeks to alleviate your meat shortage.

While we cannot give much meat, due to the cost and the fact that you aren't in a famine, we wish to present you with one and one half tons of fresh beef, from our finest farms. You should receive the shipment in nine days.

We also extend an offer for negotiating agricultural contacts in the future. If you desire refer to our Legation Quarter to establish further diplomatic relations.

God bless you.

-HOLY COMPASSION BOARD OF THE GREAT BOUNTIFUL EMPIRE OF THE UNITED TURTLES, MUSHROOMS, AND MEN OF TURTLESHROOM
PSALMS 33:12

[The United Galactic States]

Sorry, my good sir. For one, most citizens in our nation are vegetarian. The meat industry is barely a thing. Even then, your nation is corrupt and is currently oppressive of your citizens. Give a fair hand to your people and maybe I, the leader of this beautiful space land, shall promise you your cherished animal carcasses!

-Mithandu Amari, current president of the UGS.