The music plays in the presence of all the relevant people in the multiverse wherever they may be no matter the time, asleep, in the middle of a meeting, on the toilet, etc, etc, for Kings and Queens in their Palaces and Keeps, for the Ancient Lich's in their Ancient Castles, for the Space Overlords in their Space Castles, for the myriad of Politicians and Presidents and Generalisimos and Corporate CEO's and also for the collection of relevant Media Influencers, like Newspaperman... I guess? Talkshow Hosts, Internet Sensations, and Influencers.
The music plays for all of them and when it finishes it is replaced by static this time you can actually pinpoint the source of the noise... For those near one, it emanates from a TV or a Laptop that is now open, or from your Phone. For those out of the modern technological wheel or just haven't figured out the video yet, any flat surface from a pool of water to the sky if we have to will do.
The static image and sound upon your viewing device are soon replaced by an image of a symbol and more music.
The symbol disappears matching the rhythm of the song and a voice loudly announces...
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING OR NIGHT NATIONS OF THE MULTIVERSE! WE INTERUPT YOUR NORMAL DAY TO BRING THE EITHER TO EARLY OR TO LATE FOR THE DOMINION LATE NIGHT EARLY MORNING SHOW! STARRING...
As the symbol disappears it reveals your average talk show set up with a couch and a desk... sitting at the desk was:
ME YOUR HOST ANALOG DRONE #221097097...
A faceless humanoid drone in a polka dot business suit and sitting upon the couch across him...
AND MY CO-HOST THE ELDEST!
A woman in a suit of armor glowing a bright shade of yellow.
WE HERE AT THE DOMINION HAVE COME TO REALIZE THAT SOME OF THE SMALLER PEOPLE THINK WE WHO SIT AT THE TOP DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM! AND WHILE THEY ARE ALMOST ABSOLUTELY CORRECT THE DOMINION HAS DECIDED THAT WE AT LEAST CAN'T BE FOUND NOT TRYING TO RELATE TO LITTLE PEOPLE PROBLEMS!
AND TO START TRYING TO LOOK NICE! A BIT OF FUNDING HAS BEEN PROVIDED TO OPEN THIS PUBLIC NETWORK SO THAT EVERYBODY WHO HAS THE TIME TO WASTE CAN BOTHER OUR UPPER ECHELONS WITH DUMB QUESTIONS! SURPRISINGLY THAT IDEA ACTUALLY WORKED! REBELLIONS HAVE BEEN REDUCED BY AT LEAST 1% IN SOME AREAS APPARENTLY! SO MY DIVISION GOT MORE FUNDING AND WE DECIDED TO BOLSTER RATINGS BY OFFERING THESE SERVICES TO THE MULTIVERSE AT LARGE!
I WAS EVEN ABLE TO SOMEHOW CONVINCE THE ELDEST TO BE HERE... I THINK SHE'S SLEEPING THOUGH...
She is.
WE WILL RESPECTFULLY ALLOW HER TO CONTINUE TO DO SO... YOU MAY NOT REALIZE IT BUT SHE SCARES THE DICKENS OUT OF MOST OF US.
ANYWAY... DENIZENS OF THE MULTIVERSE DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE TO ASK AND HAVE ANSWERED BY ONE OF OUR MANY STAFF OR BY AN IMPORTANT HEAD OF STATE? IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE FURTHER EXPANDED UPON IN OUR CURRENTLY AVAILABLE FACTBOOKS? WELL, THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!
SIMPLY ASK YOUR QUESTION FRIEND! YES THAT'S RIGHT, GO AHEAD TALK TO HOWEVER WAY WE ARE CURRENTLY CONTACTING YOU, AND WE WILL ANSWER AS SOON AS WE CAN!
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The Drone waits for your response patiently.
