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Postby Wuchu » Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:47 pm

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Swamp Gang
Amor Fati

专注于我为我自己铺平的道路

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welcome to the one-stop page for all swampy affairs
here you are able to communicate with your beloved chaotic neutrals, establish diplomatic ties, initiate diplomatic events and actions, and even become one of our comrades
The Swamp Gang is a union of vagabonds yearning to breathe free. Established somewhere, sometime in 2101, by the first Wuchuan spirits, we've now grown to number in the hundreds and have been involved in affairs across space and time.

Our mission is simple:
To focus on the path I paved for myself.

We follow no ideology and aspire for but one ideal:
Jouissance.

We impose our authority but refuse to rule over anyone:
Amor fati - love your fate.

Although we are united in solidarity, we come to the Swamp Gang only out of our own will, and with the sole desire to better ourselves, in whichever way we see fit, through any means necessary.

Though our operations were first limited to a small region on our own home planet, through the esoteric organs of the Other Place we have expanded to not only regions all over our world, but to and through all of time and space. Our fight has expanded to Eurasia in the 22nd century, Mars in the 26th, the fall of the Bronze Age empires, the beginning of stellar exploration, the end of all times and the crossroads between worlds, distant stars and distant times - wherever our Ego desires, we go.
Our activities range from the creative to the destructive, as we believe to be the messiahs of pure negation, who actively abolish the present state of things through the permanent dialectic.

In the past, we:
    > aided a number of environmentalist groups and indigenous movements against humanity's domination over nature.
    > sabotaged philistine overdevelopment and established sustainable, egalitarian bioregionalist unions.
    > offered asylum for victims of war, famine, climate change, slavery, persecution, homelessness, and industrial civilisation.
    > produced music, provided patronage for works of art of the Psychotics/Vandals, and fostered philosophical discussion and truly radical thought.
    > combated alienation wherever we may find it.






MedalDescriptionNotable holders
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Friend of Wuchu
Awarded to non-Wuchuans who have otherwise aided Wuchu or the Swamp Gang, provided continued support, or are otherwise considered a key ally to Wuchu. Holders gain access to the Other Place and unrestricted access to anywhere Wuchu.
--TBA--
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Radical Wuchuan
Awarded to Wuchuans for exceptional achievements. Holders gain access to the Other Place.
--TBA--
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Order of the Sparrow
The highest honour granted by Wuchu and the Swamp Gang, rewarded for showing outstanding philosophical talent, Übermensch vitality, or otherwise performing exceptional liberatory acts of heroism. Holders gain a permanent seat in the Swamp Gang Hall.
--TBA--
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Otherly Patron, 1st class
Awarded to those deemed legendary heroes of the Other Place. Holders gain unrestricted audience with Alpha.
--TBA--
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Otherly Patron, 2nd class
Awarded to exceptional residents of the Other Place. Granted by Cube-A190 leadership for aiding the Other Place in some notable manner.
--TBA--
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Otherly Patron, 3rd class
Awarded to permanent residents of the Other Place.
--TBA--
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Postby Wuchu » Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:47 pm

Enlistment
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We call members of the Swamp Gang Macbeths. Although membership in the Swamp Gang is completely voluntary, those who follow the path of Wuchu often end up participating in our operations to some extent. We are not a military, and no comrade ranks above another except in respect and seniority. Unlike your street hooligans, however, we do have a code of conduct.

The Swamp Gang is composed of seven (7) groups. There are no rulers in the Swamp Gang - commander of each group and clerk of every hall is fully accountable to, elected by, and chosen from the group's own members. When you first join up, we will assign you a group; unless we're having some manpower issues, however, you're always able to apply for a group transfer should you find your group to be unfulfilling. You're also welcome to leave the Swamp Gang, at any point, for any reason - the others won't hold it against you, we all know the deal.

    > Commanders do not possess any authority over anyone else in their group, except during times of combat. Group members follow orders with the understanding based on respect and mutual interests.
    > Clerks likewise do not hold any authority, and are strictly an accounting and managerial position. The clerk is responsible for noting what the group needs, the group's resources, strategic reports, and informs the group of anything of notice during union assemblies.
    > Union assemblies are the mass meetings between group members. Though participation is voluntary, you're going to want to show up at least once in a while, if only to save your own skin. They're held in order to discuss the group's tactics and strategy, raise concerns, and elect or recall the commanders and clerks. The union assembly is also where the group agrees upon their code of conduct: disciplinary rules, battle tactics, and regimented schedules are agreed upon by all group members.

    You're going to be informed of your group's code of conduct before you finalise your sign-up, so you'll know exactly what you're getting into. Even as a newbie, your voice counts as much as anyone's during the union assembly.

    > The Order of the Sparrow has representatives in all seven groups. These are not accountable to the group's members, but also do not have any authority over the group's policies or affairs except for the one granted through the respect of the members. We send them as reporters - they're to report to you as much as to us. Their main purpose is to coordinate the efforts and resources across all of our groups.

One thing is universal across all groups of the Swamp Gang: While we're not afraid to kill our enemies, we're also not happy about it. To murder anything, anyone is to be the final resort - always. Come to it with the respect and due regret it calls for, or stay back home. Edgelords and deathgods need not apply.
Below is a list of applications available to foreign visitors to Swamp Gang and Wuchu. It includes registration as a Wuchuan, association status with the Swamp Gang, and a number of diplomatic options operated by the Swamp Gang.

Please note that all diplomatic actions are served at the pleasure of the Swamp Gang leaders and members, and may be accepted or rejected for any reason.

Additional application forms may be added in the future. Changelogs will be published to keep you informed and updated.


If you are applying on behalf of a community of people, such as a nation, clan, family, corporation, etc:
Organised registration
Code: Select all
[box][b]Attaché Application[/b]
[b]Section 1[/b]
(IC) [i]Name of Organisation:[/i]
[i]Membership/Population:[/i]
If applying for a non-governing authority, skip to Section 2.
[i]Government type:[/i]
[i]Economic system:[/i]
[i]Head of State:[/i]
[i]Head of Government:[/i]
[i]Minister of Foreign Affairs or equivalent:[/i]
[hr][/hr][b]Section 2[/b]
[i]Attaché's full name:[/i]
[i]Attaché's biological age:[/i]
[i]Attaché's DOB:[/i]
[i]Languages spoken:[/i]
[i]Attaché's gender:[/i]
[i]Attaché's companions:[/i]
For the safety of Wuchuans and foreign attachés, foreign-organised armed authorities are banned from Wuchu. [i]Do you wish the Swamp Gang to assign a protective guard to your Attaché's residence?[/i]
[i]Declare any health problems:[/i]
[hr][/hr][b]Section 3[/b]
[i]Declare intent behind application:[/i]
[i]Tick all that applies:[/i]
[list]> Non-Aggression Pact [ ]
> Defence Partnership [ ]
> Joint exercises [ ]
> Association Status [ ]
> Hosting Swamp Gang bases [ ][/list][/box]


If you are applying on behalf of an individual:
Unorganised registration
Code: Select all
[box][b]Macbeth Application[/b]
[i]Full Name:[/i]
[i]Gender:[/i]
[I]Appearance:[/i]
[i]Biological Age and DOB:[/i]
[i]Languages spoken:[/i]
[i]Skills:[/i]
[I]Briefly describe the applicant's socioeconomic views:[/i]
[i]Declare any health problems:[/i]
[i]Declare intent behind application:[/i]
[i]Declare any other affiliated groups:[/i][/box]


Medal application:
Code: Select all
[box][b]Honoured Application[/b]
[i]Full Name:[/i]
[i]Gender:[/i]
[i]Biological Age and DOB:[/i]
[i]Declare Wuchuan status:[/i]
[hr][/hr][i]Declare desired medal:[/i]
[I]List relevant accomplishments:[/i]
[i]Declare any other affiliated groups:[/i][/box]
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Postby Wuchu » Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:47 pm

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Documenting the experiment against nihilism, one blog post at a time.
Welcome to the Sangrian System: No government, no economy, no bedtime, no organs!

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Postby Empirical Switzerland » Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:52 pm

Attaché Application
(IC) Name of Nation: Empirical Switzerland
Population: 53 Million
Government type: Federal Republic
Economic system: Capitalism
Head of State: Lord Bodie
Head of Government: Lord Bodie
Minister of Foreign Affairs or equivalent: Silvan Wolf

Attaché's full name: Hias Nyffenegger
Attaché's age: 34
Languages spoken: English, German, Yodel, French, Italian, and Schweizer.
Attaché's gender: Male
Attaché's family: He was adopted, unknown.
Can the Attaché protect themselves? Indeed.
For the safety of Wuchuans and foreign attachés, foreign-organised armed authorities are disbarred from Wuchu. If the above is answered in the negative, the Swamp Gang will assign Macbeths to protect your attaché. Is this okay?: Yes.
Declare any health problems: Allergic to Communist Propaganda.

Declare intent behind application: To form better diplomatic ties with Wuchu
Tick all that applies:
    > Non-Aggression Pact [X]
    > Defence Partnership [X]
    > Joint exercises [X]
    > Association Status [X]
    > Hosting Swamp Gang bases [X]
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Postby Empirical Switzerland » Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:57 pm

Hope you accept us.
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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:05 pm

Macbeth Application
Full Name: Iogu ked-Andu
Gender: Male
Biological Age and DOB: 24, TG. 1355
Languages spoken: Alechi, Ghesite
Skills: Stronk enough you could in all likelihood crack a brick over his head without him flinching. And he's a fisherman.
Briefly describe the applicant's socioeconomic views: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Declare any health problems: Critically arrogant. Oh, wait, that's not a health condition, per se.
Declare intent behind application: Just wants to wrestle a Bigling, if I'm being honest. Doesn't care how much he has to do to get in the door as long as one of the chonky bois steps into the ring with him for an honorable smackdown at the end of it all.
Declare any other affiliated groups: He's an etsáhla. Not really a group, but nonetheless, it contributes to the above.
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Postby Sanghyeok » Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:20 pm

Macbeth Application
Full Name: Uegawa S (Only known by name "S')
Gender: Sex M, Gender M
Biological Age and DOB: Age 24. 1996/May/2. Shinkai City, Western District, 31st People's City Hospital. Birth weight normal. Birth height normal.
Languages spoken: Japanese, English (Traditional), Esperanto with Russian Characteristics
Skills: Can run social media effectively, write equations 1,124,111,765,123-1,124,111,797,121 of the SECOM economic planning program from memory, has never lost at blackjack, seeps tea with precision. Also has magic for water manipulation.
Briefly describe the applicant's socioeconomic views: From each according to their ability, to each according to their need
Declare any health problems: Sneezes when exposed to bright light
Declare intent behind application: Thinks Kotera has a great sense of humour, but needs better public relations.
Declare any other affiliated groups:
United Socialist Federation of Sanghyeok People's Armed Forces Army: 2 weeks of required training for all undergraduates before entering university, completed during summer 2016
Alumni of October Revolution State University of Economics and Political Science: Joined after his graduation with Bs. Economics in 2020.
Shinkai City Western District Friends of Darjeeling Tea Association: Joined in 2017
万国の労働者よ、団結せよ!
大プロレタリアート魔法革命万 統一戦線万歳 どんな時も、その眩しさを覚えていた
Magical socialist paradise headed by an immortal, tea-loving and sometimes childish Chairwoman who happens to be the younger Ōmiya sister

Mini custard puddings
And fresh poured Darjeeling
Strawberry parfait so sweet and appealing,
Little soft plushies and baths in hot springs
These are a few of my favourite things

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Postby Maros-Timis » Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:39 pm

Attaché Application
(IC) Name of Nation: Maros-Timis
Population: 451,000
Government type: Unitary absolute hereditary monarchy (officially), Unitary semi-constitutional monarchy (unofficially)
Economic system: Mixed economy
Head of State: Miunescu III
Head of Government: Nicholas Mátyás
Minister of Foreign Affairs or equivalent: Andreea Cristina

Attaché's full name: Maria Mihaela
Attaché's age: 23
Languages spoken: Romanian, Hungarian, Chinese (with Soviet aesthetics)
Attaché's gender: Female
Attaché's family: She doesn’t have a family.
Can the Attaché protect themselves? No
For the safety of Wuchuans and foreign attachés, foreign-organised armed authorities are disbarred from Wuchu. If the above is answered in the negative, the Swamp Gang will assign Macbeths to protect your attaché. Is this okay?: Yes
Declare any health problems: None

Declare intent behind application: She literally loves @Kotera 20 times in a row.
Tick all that applies:
    > Non-Aggression Pact [X]
    > Defence Partnership [ ]
    > Joint exercises [X]
    > Association Status [ ]
    > Hosting Swamp Gang bases [X]
Summary: After the Soviet Union tested their Molotov-1 nuclear missile on a field in Poland, the radiation spread through Europe, reaching Romania. The Ceausescu Era never happened and the RPR (Republica Populară România) Balkanized. When the balkanization began, the counties in the Timiş region and the land bordering the Mureş region united under one banner, one monarchy and one king (or queen).


Ignore Stats, go to your nearest Mures-Timiş army recruitment center and JOIN!

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Postby Wuchu » Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:45 pm


RE: Attaché Application
Original sender: @Lord Bodie
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Dah Big Boy#0688
kotera@wuchu.xml
Yo, Bodie!

Yeah, of course we'll accept Hias in. We might not agree with you, but we know what the Swiss are like in battle, and would prefer to put the Alps on our side. Besides, who doesn't like skiing?

Your request for a NAP, joint exercises, and association status are all ACCEPTED. We appreciate your permission for Swamp Gang to establish a presence within your borders - we won't cause much trouble, promise. A small group of 11 Macbeths have volunteered to travel to ES for the purpose of surveying your environment and constructing a regional headquarters.

Your request for a defence partnership is DENIED, at least for now. We won't send our comrades to die in imperialist-capitalist wars; we refuse to see them as any of our damn business.

Hias is welcome to arrive at our main base at any point. We'll get him a shack ready. Since you claim he can handle himself, we won't delegate any Macbeths to protect him. Both you (Bodie) and Hias are welcome to post here at any point if you ever have any questions or additional requests.

L'chaim!
Kotera
Co-Chairman of the Swamp Gang
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Documenting the experiment against nihilism, one blog post at a time.
Welcome to the Sangrian System: No government, no economy, no bedtime, no organs!

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Postby Wuchu » Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:54 pm


RE: Attaché Application
Original sender: @Nicholas Mátyás
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Dah Big Boy#0688
kotera@wuchu.xml
Buna!

Maria is welcome to join us here in Wuchu at any point. We will appoint 2 Macbeths to be stationed at her accommodation at all hours for a week following her arrival - whether this protection will be extended will be voted on at the end of her 7th day here. She's able to ask any member of the Order of the Sparrow at any point should she feel threatened or otherwise unsafe.

Your request for a NAP and joint exercises is ACCEPTED. We thank you for allowing Swamp Gang to establish a presence within your borders. A group of 6 volunteer Macbeths will be sent for the purpose of surveying your landscape and constructing a regional headquarters for the Swamp Gang.

Excited to see where this shit goes!
Kotera
Co-Chairman of the Swamp Gang
专注于我为我自己铺平的道路
Documenting the experiment against nihilism, one blog post at a time.
Welcome to the Sangrian System: No government, no economy, no bedtime, no organs!

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Postby Empirical Switzerland » Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:00 pm

Wuchu wrote:

RE: Attaché Application
Original sender: @Lord Bodie
Dah Big Boy#0688
kotera@wuchu.xml
Yo, Bodie!

Yeah, of course we'll accept Hias in. We might not agree with you, but we know what the Swiss are like in battle, and would prefer to put the Alps on our side. Besides, who doesn't like skiing?

Your request for a NAP, joint exercises, and association status are all ACCEPTED. We appreciate your permission for Swamp Gang to establish a presence within your borders - we won't cause much trouble, promise. A small group of 11 Macbeths have volunteered to travel to ES for the purpose of surveying your environment and constructing a regional headquarters.

Your request for a defence partnership is DENIED, at least for now. We won't send our comrades to die in imperialist-capitalist wars; we refuse to see them as any of our damn business.

Hias is welcome to arrive at our main base at any point. We'll get him a shack ready. Since you claim he can handle himself, we won't delegate any Macbeths to protect him. Both you (Bodie) and Hias are welcome to post here at any point if you ever have any questions or additional requests.

L'chaim!
Kotera
Co-Chairman of the Swamp Gang

Thanks! And understood, we see why you may not want to fight in our wars (XD) and respect that.
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Postby Wuchu » Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:05 pm


RE: Macbeth Application(s)
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admin@wuchu.xml
The following applicants are under consideration:

> Iogu ked-Andu
> Uegawa S


The chairs of the Swamp Gang Halls are currently discussing and debating the merits of the above individuals and the validity of their Wuchu. They will receive a response with the final decision within 24 hours.
专注于我为我自己铺平的道路
Documenting the experiment against nihilism, one blog post at a time.
Welcome to the Sangrian System: No government, no economy, no bedtime, no organs!

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Postby Empirical Switzerland » Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:13 pm

Hias Nyffenegger: This may be a weird question but about the family part of my application to coming here, may I allow one person to come here with me? Is it okay if my significant other comes?
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Postby Wuchu » Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:20 pm


RE: A Weird Question
Original sender: @Hias Nyffenegger
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kotera@wuchu.xml
Hias,

The "family" section in both applications are meant for declaration of anyone else coming with you. Perhaps, in a future edition, I'll have Yaniv change it to something like "companions" to make that a bit more obvious.

It's alright if your SO comes over. You will be responsible for them, however, and your name will be on the same lists as theirs should they ever become trouble for us. So, you know, make sure they don't.

The same applies for anyone else you wish to bring along. You get two (2) "+1s"; for now, anyone over that limit is going to have to apply as their own attache. Perhaps this will likewise change in the future.

Early days,
Kotera
Co-Chairman of the Swamp Gang
专注于我为我自己铺平的道路
Documenting the experiment against nihilism, one blog post at a time.
Welcome to the Sangrian System: No government, no economy, no bedtime, no organs!

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Empirical Switzerland
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Postby Empirical Switzerland » Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:25 pm

Wuchu wrote:

RE: A Weird Question
Original sender: @Hias Nyffenegger
Dah Big Boy#0688
kotera@wuchu.xml
Hias,

The "family" section in both applications are meant for declaration of anyone else coming with you. Perhaps, in a future edition, I'll have Yaniv change it to something like "companions" to make that a bit more obvious.

It's alright if your SO comes over. You will be responsible for them, however, and your name will be on the same lists as theirs should they ever become trouble for us. So, you know, make sure they don't.

The same applies for anyone else you wish to bring along. You get two (2) "+1s"; for now, anyone over that limit is going to have to apply as their own attache. Perhaps this will likewise change in the future.

Early days,
Kotera
Co-Chairman of the Swamp Gang

(OOC: Yea, sorry for forgetting to add them)
Hias: Great! Thank you, for reference if you need it, her name is "Käthi Grubenmann"! I will make sure she behaves, and that should be all I'll be needing. Thanks.
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Free Indian States
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Indian States » Fri Oct 02, 2020 11:08 pm

Attaché Application
(IC) Name of Nation: Free Indian States
Population: 720 million
Government type: Confederal Parliamentary Republic
Economic system: Capitalism
Head of State: Chandrababu Naidu
Head of Government: Chandrababu Naidu
Minister of Foreign Affairs or equivalent: Smriti Irani

Attaché's full name: Ramnath Pillai
Attaché's age: 22
Languages spoken: Konkani, Hindi, English, Portuguese
Attaché's gender: male
Attaché's family: none (Attaché broke contact with them)
Can the Attaché protect themselves? yes
For the safety of Wuchuans and foreign attachés, foreign-organised armed authorities are disbarred from Wuchu. If the above is answered in the negative, the Swamp Gang will assign Macbeths to protect your attaché. Is this okay?: yes
Declare any health problems: slightly myopic

Declare intent behind application: Attaché is intrigued by egoism and is tired of people seeing it as a vice. Wuchu would provide him a great opportunity to explore egoism and what the philosophy is about.
Tick all that applies:
    > Non-Aggression Pact [✓]
    > Defence Partnership [ ]
    > Joint exercises [✓]
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The Confederacy of Free Indian States, set in an alternate timeline in which India doesn't get colonised, is a regional union with member states enjoying a high level of autonomy.

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Postby Wuchu » Sat Oct 03, 2020 12:22 am


RE: Attaché Application
Original sender: @Chandrababu Naidu
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Namaste

I duly hope Ramnath's interests only develop with his time with us. To better oneself through the betterment of others is one of the most beautiful parts of being human.

His myopia will have to be examined upon his arrival in order to determine whether or not he's going to need us to produce a pair of glasses for him. One of our resident doctors, Dr Duchamp, has agreed to take Ramnath in. He won't owe us anything, so do not worry about paying any silly 'bills'; consider it a welcome gift, of sorts.

As he's a capable man, we won't assign any Macbeths to his residence. Should he wish for that to change, he's welcome to inform us here.

Your request for a NAP and joint exercises is ACCEPTED. We thank you for allowing our comrades into your borders, and we will be dispatching a small group of 14 Macbeths to survey your landscape and establish a Swamp Gang regional headquarters.

Hoping to one day reach nirvana,
Kotera
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Postby Free Indian States » Sat Oct 03, 2020 2:03 am

Wuchu wrote:quote

We thank Kotera and send Ramnath and the Swamp Gang our best wishes.
The Confederacy of Free Indian States, set in an alternate timeline in which India doesn't get colonised, is a regional union with member states enjoying a high level of autonomy.

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Postby Wuchu » Sat Oct 03, 2020 1:21 pm


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Changelog: 04/10/2020

    > fixed a typo in the medal section
    > created "Enlistment" section
    > changed "Personal" and "National" registration to "Organised" and "Unorganised"
    > edited "Organised" registration code
    > added "appearance" to the Macbeth application form
    > changed the appearance of the Otherly Patron, 1st class medal
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Postby Wuchu » Sat Oct 03, 2020 1:30 pm


RE: Macbeth Application
Original sender: @Iogu ked-Andu
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Hello Iogu,

After some deliberation, the Order of the Sparrow has deemed you to be a perfect candidate for Macbethship, and your position among our ranks is ACCEPTED. We thank you for your interest in joining us here in the bog, and hope you enjoy your time with us.

Comrade Mikah has volunteered to take you into her group. She's currently organising an expedition to a number of Bigling clans in the Other Place with current commanders of the group (Nadežda, Salud, and Micael). We think you'll be happy with this band, based on your personal background and character.

Here's a little tip from me about wrestling Biglings: go for the legs.

Your new eternal master and holder of thine soul,
Kotera
Co-Chairman of the Swamp Gang
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Postby Wuchu » Sat Oct 03, 2020 1:40 pm


RE: Macbeth Application
Original sender: @Uegawa S
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Hi S,

Forgive us if you don't appreciate it, but we've very quickly taken to calling you "Essie" around the Hall. Let us know if you want this nickname to stop.

As much as I disagree with your judgement of my wonderful brain's public relations department, you've been ACCEPTED into the bog!

I usually avoid accepting members into my own group, but you're a bit mysterious and weird, and seeing as your reason for joining us is related to my person, I've made an exception this time around. You can ask any of the clerks where you might find me - I think those buggers put a bug on me - and they'll point you in my direction, wherever that might be. I'd like to hear your thoughts about what you believe I ought to do differently on the interwebs.

Oh, and if you ever stumble into Felix-with-the-cat, ask about his club. I think you'll like it, unless you've switched to coffee in the past few years.

God Himself,
Kotera
Co-Chairman of the Swamp Gang
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Welcome to the Sangrian System: No government, no economy, no bedtime, no organs!

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Postby Wuchu » Sat Oct 03, 2020 6:39 pm


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New Post
    New post from: @Kotera and @Hughmann:

    pandora3.html
    - the finale of the pandora tale and the last post for wuchu v.1
专注于我为我自己铺平的道路
Documenting the experiment against nihilism, one blog post at a time.
Welcome to the Sangrian System: No government, no economy, no bedtime, no organs!

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Postby Wuchu » Mon Oct 05, 2020 7:49 pm


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Announcement
    Wuchu v.2 coming out tomorrow!

    Two brand new posts will be included: "'Why Study Philosophy?'" and "World Wide Web and You"

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专注于我为我自己铺平的道路
Documenting the experiment against nihilism, one blog post at a time.
Welcome to the Sangrian System: No government, no economy, no bedtime, no organs!

qna.xml | flag.img | sangrianlullaby.mp3

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Announcement
专注于我为我自己铺平的道路
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Welcome to the Sangrian System: No government, no economy, no bedtime, no organs!

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Postby Wuchu » Sat Oct 10, 2020 12:32 pm


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MACBETHS WANTED
Enlist now!

We are currently looking for volunteers to aid in a future planned operation:
Kaczynski Electricity Co.
And then I said, "let there be dark," and there was dark.
And I saw that it was glorious.


If you wish to express interest in joining, please inform us on this here website, or alternatively, telegram @admin.
Participants must register as a Macbeth by completing the form above.
专注于我为我自己铺平的道路
Documenting the experiment against nihilism, one blog post at a time.
Welcome to the Sangrian System: No government, no economy, no bedtime, no organs!

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