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Wexas
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Wexan Inquiries Comission [Q&A]

Postby Wexas » Sat Sep 19, 2020 8:37 pm

Well, Howdy! The Kingdom of Wexas, after hearing one too many jokes about Rams in Ranches, has decided to open up a commission to allow Journalists and others to ask questions about Wexas. All questions asked will be personally answered by King Jerry II himself in a timely manner. Please, ask away!

(OOC questions are allowed. Please mark them as such.)
★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls

Puppet of [redacted]
My friends (Bloodshade/Albali) wanted me to put 'dory' in my flag. They were not specific. IC flag

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Bloodshade
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Posts: 538
Founded: May 28, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bloodshade » Sat Sep 19, 2020 8:40 pm

"Mr. Jerry, an odd little fellow, aren't you? I always wanted to ask, what exactly is your end-goal with...Wexas? Are you aimlessly submitting yourself to the march of time or is there some grand goal on your mind that you'd like to achieve within your lifetime, as short as it might be?"
- Victoria Hoffmeister
A Future-Tech civilisation that survived the destruction of its now long-gone homeworld and is attempting to consolidate its place in the stars, all the while avoiding getting its ass kicked around.
Bloodshade Broadcasting Company| Black cat saved from suspicious house fire by G.E.B director, Victoria Hoffmeister | Twelve members of the ultranationalist faction, the Void Halla, are in critical condition after a shootout with law enforcement succeeding their failed attempt at ransoming federal employees

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Wexas
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Founded: Mar 09, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wexas » Sat Sep 19, 2020 8:56 pm

Bloodshade wrote:"Mr. Jerry, an odd little fellow, aren't you? I always wanted to ask, what exactly is your end-goal with...Wexas? Are you aimlessly submitting yourself to the march of time or is there some grand goal on your mind that you'd like to achieve within your lifetime, as short as it might be?"
- Victoria Hoffmeister

"Me personally? I've already achieved my end goal, both politically and personally. Wexas is safe, my family is safe, hell I have family unlike some people, and Texas is safe. The world's too chaotic for anything meaningful to happen in just one lifetime. Hell, in my lifetime, I've seen Empires grow and explode like an overfilled water pouch. To consider me alone having an end goal for a nation with millions of people both dead, alive, and yet to be born would be foolish of me. So, I simply wish to pave a path for generations to come and go just as I did and change the world in both little and large ways. And until I kick the bucket and rejoin my Pa up in Bozisvet, I am gonna make life what I make of it."
- King Jerry II Walters.
★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls

Puppet of [redacted]
My friends (Bloodshade/Albali) wanted me to put 'dory' in my flag. They were not specific. IC flag

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1209
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:04 am

"Meowdy... wait, that's not how it works. Nevermind..."
...
"Greetings. Let us go straight to the questions. You may have been aware that Zitravgrad and its neighboring boyos hail from one of the coldest regions in Gaia, with winter being bitter and summer being mild. Still, natural disasters do not tend to happen in this region. It often baffles me that some Atlanzian [Gaian word for American] states are so frequently hit by natural disasters. So how do you prepare for chances of wildfires, cyclones, hurricanes and all these things, as well as what you would do after each disaster when it hits your territories?"

Dr. Feodora Alexandrovna Miroslavskaya
First Lady of Zitravgrad, mathematician, computer scientist and military technologist
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
PMT/Early FT - Decopunk. Zitravgrad is a crowned republic in a planet somewhere else in the universe. The formerly wartorn nation keeps a facade of normalcy and order while enjoying the societal and cultural indulgences that marks the new Roaring Twenties. The paranoid authoritarian government tries its best to uphold order in the face of uncertainty, while its people want nothing more than a breathing space. A deal that works, but maybe not in the long run. | My feeling to F7 | My NS Art
Providenska's Herald: The Admiralty declares it will not take the portrait of Admiral Nikolai Yermirov, fascist collaborator during the Civil War, out of the Admiralty Gallery.

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Wexas
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Founded: Mar 09, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wexas » Sun Sep 20, 2020 9:40 am

Zitravgrad wrote:"Meowdy... wait, that's not how it works. Nevermind..."
...
"Greetings. Let us go straight to the questions. You may have been aware that Zitravgrad and its neighboring boyos hail from one of the coldest regions in Gaia, with winter being bitter and summer being mild. Still, natural disasters do not tend to happen in this region. It often baffles me that some Atlanzian [Gaian word for American] states are so frequently hit by natural disasters. So how do you prepare for chances of wildfires, cyclones, hurricanes and all these things, as well as what you would do after each disaster when it hits your territories?"

Dr. Feodora Alexandrovna Miroslavskaya
First Lady of Zitravgrad, mathematician, computer scientist and military technologist

"Well, the most common disaster 'round these parts are wildfires surprisingly. They're especially bad because of the peat adding further fuel to the fire. We can't really do much to prevent fires, other than telling people to make sure their fires are put out, but every village near the fire is expected to put out a fire using whatever water they got as... well, if a fire goes out of control, then everyone's screwed. As for hurricanes, along the coast, we have stilted homes and walls to prevent flooding. However, our best guess is using animals and the environment to tell if one's coming. Seagulls like to hide in the eyes of storms during hurricanes, dogs seem to go mad, high winds often accompany hurricanes, etc. So by judging by the patterns of animals and weather, we can normally make a good guess if one's coming. Regardless of how powerful it really is, it is expected that people evacuate if they're really close to the coast or take shelter in pre-event buildings otherwise. Post-disaster relief is pretty simple. Being an act of the Gods, most likely Haarp, victims of the disaster are given enough coins to live off of until they're settled down again. Depending on what kind of disaster it was and how many were affected, we often hold a ritual for the fallen and the hurt, where those affected by the disaster are often given even more relief. Really though, the best we can do before, during, and after is pray. I don't mean that in a religious sense, I just mean that even with our best efforts, a lot of the time things just... happen, you know?"
- King Jerry II Walters
★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls

Puppet of [redacted]
My friends (Bloodshade/Albali) wanted me to put 'dory' in my flag. They were not specific. IC flag

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Bloodshade
Diplomat
 
Posts: 538
Founded: May 28, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bloodshade » Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:14 pm

"Now, if there was one primitive weapon you could choose in a tough pinch, what would it be, cowboy king? Now that I've asked, how do you fight anyways when you're among your soldiers? Lead from the front...shout from the back...get all close and personal in the vanguard? What's your style?"

- Victoria Hoffmeister
A Future-Tech civilisation that survived the destruction of its now long-gone homeworld and is attempting to consolidate its place in the stars, all the while avoiding getting its ass kicked around.
Bloodshade Broadcasting Company| Black cat saved from suspicious house fire by G.E.B director, Victoria Hoffmeister | Twelve members of the ultranationalist faction, the Void Halla, are in critical condition after a shootout with law enforcement succeeding their failed attempt at ransoming federal employees

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Wexas
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Mar 09, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wexas » Tue Sep 22, 2020 6:03 am

Bloodshade wrote:"Now, if there was one primitive weapon you could choose in a tough pinch, what would it be, cowboy king? Now that I've asked, how do you fight anyways when you're among your soldiers? Lead from the front...shout from the back...get all close and personal in the vanguard? What's your style?"

- Victoria Hoffmeister

"Well, it really depends on the situation, but my weapon of choice would have to be my trusty crossbow. It's small, but its strings are made in such a way it can pierce steel. It helps that, well, we have a tradition of asymmetrical warfare, so the crossbow and spear are both signature weapons down here. As for leadership, it depends on the situation. Normally, I am apart of the cavalry, with my fellow men charging into battle and harassing the enemy. However, during sieges, the terrain is too harsh for cavalry attacks. So, I can find myself among the chaos of the besieging force. That's not to say I am some hero deserving of praise though. I do get my hands dirty, but losing them out of bravado or 'honor' is something I haven't done."
- Jerry II Walters.
★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls

Puppet of [redacted]
My friends (Bloodshade/Albali) wanted me to put 'dory' in my flag. They were not specific. IC flag

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1209
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Tue Sep 22, 2020 6:23 am

"Greetings, my good sir. My name Sergey Petrovich Pashkov and I report to both Secret Service's Medical Department and White Cross International. But all these descriptions just mean... a director of a hospital. Something like that. English is not my first language."
(Actually is not a director of a hospital)
"Now... I have a pretty... normative... normal. Whatever. Question. (Turns back) Stepa, where do I turn on auto-translate?"
(One facepalm later)
"This is a question of general public health. How well do you rate your nation's hygiene and healthcare, seeing that your nation is rather technologically... challenged?"
...
"Also what's the deal with Anglicaen [British] biscuits and Atlanzian [American] biscuits? How are biscuits supposed to be like?"

Dr. Sergey Petrovich Pashkov
Director of Secret Service's Medical Department (SSMD)
❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
PMT/Early FT - Decopunk. Zitravgrad is a crowned republic in a planet somewhere else in the universe. The formerly wartorn nation keeps a facade of normalcy and order while enjoying the societal and cultural indulgences that marks the new Roaring Twenties. The paranoid authoritarian government tries its best to uphold order in the face of uncertainty, while its people want nothing more than a breathing space. A deal that works, but maybe not in the long run. | My feeling to F7 | My NS Art
Providenska's Herald: The Admiralty declares it will not take the portrait of Admiral Nikolai Yermirov, fascist collaborator during the Civil War, out of the Admiralty Gallery.

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Wexas
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Mar 09, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wexas » Tue Sep 22, 2020 7:37 am

Zitravgrad wrote:"Greetings, my good sir. My name Sergey Petrovich Pashkov and I report to both Secret Service's Medical Department and White Cross International. But all these descriptions just mean... a director of a hospital. Something like that. English is not my first language."
(Actually is not a director of a hospital)
"Now... I have a pretty... normative... normal. Whatever. Question. (Turns back) Stepa, where do I turn on auto-translate?"
(One facepalm later)
"This is a question of general public health. How well do you rate your nation's hygiene and healthcare, seeing that your nation is rather technologically... challenged?"
...
"Also what's the deal with Anglicaen [British] biscuits and Atlanzian [American] biscuits? How are biscuits supposed to be like?"

Dr. Sergey Petrovich Pashkov
Director of Secret Service's Medical Department (SSMD)

"Ah... Public health and hygiene. You can imagine that those are rather poor, even for nobility such as myself. We're not totally primitive, we realize leaches don't work unlike some realms, but otherwise, public health is rather poor. The swamps and wetlands help, surprisingly. They make isolating villages much easier if there's an outbreak and they're filled with critters that eat disease harboring creatures like mosquitoes. As for hygiene, well, it's not uncommon for people to be covered with mud, swamp water, or... well, I will let the imagination run wild with that. It's not too terrible though, don't imagine think of us as covered in head-to-toe in mud 24/7, it's just we sometimes gotta get dirty... great, now I am conscious about how much dirt is on my pants.

As for biscuits, they’re just a kind of bread. Nothing too special about them, it’s just they go really good with butter or gravy.
"
Last edited by Wexas on Tue Sep 22, 2020 7:37 am, edited 1 time in total.
★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls

Puppet of [redacted]
My friends (Bloodshade/Albali) wanted me to put 'dory' in my flag. They were not specific. IC flag

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1209
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Sun Sep 27, 2020 2:39 am

*looks around, sees no one around*
"Well, you see we have found..."
*sets a grompy Eyepatch cat on the table*
"...an alternate universe with cats."
*cat struggles to be let go*
"So I was duly informed that this cat is... uh... a cat counterpart of me. I don't know what to do with him. He is kind of short-fused and doesn't like to be poked. How do you keep cats still? Please help. So how do you think you will look like as a cat? Maybe we might find the cat that is you in this universe. Multiverse works in a mysterious way."

Signed with due regards -- His Excellency, Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky
Premier of the United Federation of Zitravgrad, Commander-in-Chief of Zitravgradian Armed Forces, Director of National Law Enforcement Committee


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❄ ❄ United Federation of Zitravgrad ❄ ❄
PMT/Early FT - Decopunk. Zitravgrad is a crowned republic in a planet somewhere else in the universe. The formerly wartorn nation keeps a facade of normalcy and order while enjoying the societal and cultural indulgences that marks the new Roaring Twenties. The paranoid authoritarian government tries its best to uphold order in the face of uncertainty, while its people want nothing more than a breathing space. A deal that works, but maybe not in the long run. | My feeling to F7 | My NS Art
Providenska's Herald: The Admiralty declares it will not take the portrait of Admiral Nikolai Yermirov, fascist collaborator during the Civil War, out of the Admiralty Gallery.

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Wexas
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Mar 09, 2020
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wexas » Sun Sep 27, 2020 7:09 pm

Zitravgrad wrote:*looks around, sees no one around*
"Well, you see we have found..."
*sets a grompy Eyepatch cat on the table*
"...an alternate universe with cats."
*cat struggles to be let go*
"So I was duly informed that this cat is... uh... a cat counterpart of me. I don't know what to do with him. He is kind of short-fused and doesn't like to be poked. How do you keep cats still? Please help. So how do you think you will look like as a cat? Maybe we might find the cat that is you in this universe. Multiverse works in a mysterious way."

Signed with due regards -- His Excellency, Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky
Premier of the United Federation of Zitravgrad, Commander-in-Chief of Zitravgradian Armed Forces, Director of National Law Enforcement Committee



"Well, that's certainly an odd question. I have questioned where... or rather, what I would be in other worlds. But never thought of what I would be like as a cat. If I had to guess, I would probably be a shorthair, owing in part to my mixed heritage. Probably would be a jackass cat as well, always scratching and picking fights. Just add a cowboy hat and It'll be complete."
- Jerry II Walters
★ Kingdom of Wexas ★
Schizotech Texan Kingdom loosely based in the lore of the CK2 mod 'After the End'
A parody and a homage to the gulf coast of Texas
No NS stats used pls

Puppet of [redacted]
My friends (Bloodshade/Albali) wanted me to put 'dory' in my flag. They were not specific. IC flag


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