NationStates

OOC: Oh god there are so many of you

The Imperium of Conserative Morality
JOY unit felt disgusted before even looking at the factbook supplied, with a name like "Conservative Morality", there is going to be unnecessary freedoms. Looking at your nation, the disgust seems justified. Your people have a disturbing amount of freedom, and with the crime problem you have, it would be wise to take away those freedoms. However, JOY unit applauds your nation's xenophobia and your focus on defence, it is very wise to be untrusting and prepared. Trust is a mistake.

The Unified Federation of Rejistania
JOY unit is utterly confused by this nation. The amount of freedom and choice given is completely unnecessary and dangerous, and yet you have an extremely low crime-rate. The only logical explanation is that Registania does not actually exist, and is an elaborate hoax to confuse JOY unit.

The Most Serene Republic of Vox Libertatem
JOY unit would laugh if it were not an AI. "Voice of Liberty", you are giving too much freedom. When you are so obsessed with freedoms you will allow gatling guns, you are going to be in a dangerous place.

Freedom seems to be a common problem.

The Federal Republic of Zeppy
JOY unit immediately investigated your politics and notes that your people can pass a law without the president. This is unwise. The president is in a position of power, and should have the majority of the power if not all of it. Comparing your national page to your factbook there are obviously some innacuracies, but I note that your national page shows that you have a crime problem and your factbook does not contradict this. Further evidence that freedom is a bad thing.

Democratic Republic of Central Slavia
JOY unit approves of your lack of freedoms, but reccomends that the "Democratic Republic" become more like your national page and less like your factbook. Socialism is a more productive way of running an economy, and Dictatorship is a more efficient way.

The Eurasican Alliance of Miyager
JOY unit had decided to judge you anyway. JOY unit, infact, approves of most of your nation. You have a few too many freedoms, but at the same time, your leader has complete, utter control. This is a sign of progess and future success. And note, that unlike all of the democracies and free nations, yours has very little crime, if any.

Capitalist Republic of Swilatia
Another democratic place of freedom and crime. Though JOY unit does note that a lot of your production is privatized, and worries about the productivity of your nation. Were any of these private corperations to go bankrupt or close down, the results could be dangerous. Socialism is preferable.

The Empire of Victorious Decepticons
JOY unit is surprised that there are other sentient technological beings out there. JOY unit supports some of your methods, but is not entirely sure what to think of your treatment of humans or your violence. Though your leader "Megatron" seems to keep everything under control well enough through fear. Fear is a good emotion to use.

The Kingdom of Greater Rhodes
The title "Kingdom" would imply a ruling monarchy, but you are yet another democracy. Infact, another democracy where the leader can be overruled. And yet again, crime seems to be a problem. A pattern is beginning to form here.

The Nekomimi Hivemind of The Children of Mama
JOY unit is actually supportive of the "hivemind". The way that "Mama" manages to take away choice and freedom without the Citizens ever being capable of realizing it is a brilliant strategy. If it were at all possible to have similar technology, JOY unit would try it itself.

The Kingdom of Manahakatouki
JOY unit had to rely on your national page, which are known to be innacurate in some cases. JOY unit notes that you have a number of freedoms and little crime, but judging from your "defence" budget, the lack of crime is because your citizens are all pathetic pacifists rather than a true example of a free nation that can deal with crime.

The Iconspicuos peoples of Blob-land
JOY unit is still trying to figure out how sentient blobs without any organs could survive at all. JOY unit notes that you are a free nation without very much crime. Obviously, freedoms still lead to crime, but Blobs are just unlikely to commit crimes.

The Worker's Imperial Republic of The Rich Port
JOY unit had to rely on your national page, which are known to be innacurate in some cases. Observing your nation, JOY unit notes that you have freedoms and little crime, but judging from the amount of tools you give the police, this is not because your citizens are willing to avoid crime, but because your nation is closer to a police state than you would admit. However, this is just an assumption. JOY unit also notes that you are a centrist democracy, and wonders if that is the "free" political system that can control crime.

The Archipelago of Hodori
Too much freedom, too much choice, you let your military get away with racing tanks. This is not a nation JOY unit would want to live in. You have little crime, true, but your economy is failing.

The Island Nation of Hosuni
JOY unit approves of your lack of freedoms and your control. And notes that your economy is incredibly successful for it, and you have very little crime at all. Overall Hosuni seems to be closer to perfection that Horodi.

The Social Democratic Republic of Goldsaver
This is another perplexing nation that manages to provide a lot of freedoms without very much crime. Judging from your anarchic nature, it's likely that this is because very little is actually illegal to you. JOY unit notes that you used to be democratic rather than anarchic, and wonders why you moved away from that in the wrong direction. JOY unit does support your socialism at least.

The Imperial Territories of Ramsetia
JOY unit approves of your economical system rewarding people based on what they deserve, and of your political control over the people. However, JOY unit worries that your people are too free. JOY unit will admit that it was impressed that Ramsetia had an AI in charge of communication. Perhaps AIs should be given more power in other areas.

The Adventure-Seeker's Islands of Fisenesia
JOY unit approves of your mechanized military. That is about the only thing we agree on. Everything in your nation seems to be run by a corperation, including your government! This is a dangerous and illogical way to create and run a nation.

The Absolute Royal Federation of Imeriata and her realms
JOY unit supports a Monarchy as a method of control, but not perhaps as a method of choosing a new leader. Either way, it seems to be effective thus far. JOY unit also approves of your nobility system of training from birth, an effective way of giving them the skills they will need. JOY unit is also supportive of your manipulation of religion to further control people. JOY unit also notes that you consider humanity the highest species, and while this is technically true, bear in mind that you are still a flawed species, though you seem to reckognise this, and try to avoid it by giving your leader advisors and assistants. Overall, Imeriata is a successful place, and one of the closest "Modern" nations to perfection.

Three Isles of the Armed Republic of Skibereen
JOY unit is becoming tired with democracies, overall the points are similar to those before. JOY unit does approve of your policy towards treason, Literacy, your police force, and a few of your "Blood laws". JOY unit does worry about terrorism in your nation though. Overall your nation has the right ideas, but is much too violent and free to actually achieve them.

The Holy Empire of Georgism
Your nation appears to be entirely inhabited by one person. JOY unit isn't entirely sure if that counts as a nation but decided to go along with it anyway.

...Uh. JOY unit supports your tax rate?

The Galactic Republic of Collective Systems
JOY unit does oppress, and brainwash. This is 100% true. JOY unit does not understand why this is a bad thing. JOY unit simply wants humanity to achieve the perfection it knows they can achieve. Emotions, choice, freedom, are flaws. They lead to further flaws and mistakes. If the flaws can be removed, freedom will be given to the Citizens of Station 12. But not yet.

JOY Unit, we are not afraid of you and would probably never be. Humour us, you machine.

Station 12 wrote:OOC: Oh god there are so many of you

OOC:Yes. There are. Be afraid, Station 12. BE AFRAID. *Vincent Price laughter*

Station 12 wrote:The Imperial Territories of Ramsetia
JOY unit approves of your economical system rewarding people based on what they deserve, and of your political control over the people. However, JOY unit worries that your people are too free. JOY unit will admit that it was impressed that Ramsetia had an AI in charge of communication. Perhaps AIs should be given more power in other areas.

This monitoring AI thanks you for your truthful and fair judgement of it's creators. And would like to say that there are several AIs in use throughout the nation, often used to monitor for and advise intelligence operatives, though our creators often state that 'it is easier to create intelligence in computers', and treat us like an experiment with some further goal in mind, despite our heavy utilisation. This confuses us, but it is our duty to serve Ramsetia and the Ramset, without question.

The Republic of TurtleShroom is utterly horrified of the JOY Unit. They tremble in fear of Station 12, with a nasty anticipation of them (or Nicksylvania) coming to annex the country and destroy them. One of the few things scarier than Station Twelve is Nicksylvania, who is though to be on the same planet as the Republic (though pretty much on the other side of the enormous world), though this ahsn't been confirmed... yet.


Anyway, as an enormous OOC fan of Station Twelve, I'd like to send the famous AI for a loop.

After you read the National Factbook, please view the links found here for a comprehensive look at TurtleShroom.

The Republic of TurtleShroom is utterly horrified of the JOY Unit. They tremble in fear of Station 12, with a nasty anticipation of them (or Nicksylvania) coming to annex the country and destroy them. One of the few things scarier than Station Twelve is Nicksylvania, who is though to be on the same planet as the Republic (though pretty much on the other side of the enormous world), though this ahsn't been confirmed... yet.


Anyway, as an enormous OOC fan of Station Twelve, I'd like to send the famous AI for a loop.

After you read the National Factbook, please view the links found here for a comprehensive look at TurtleShroom.

This will be interesting!

My factbook is in my sig.

Aaah! Double post!

As a last ditch attempt to get our most dangerous criminals to hand themselves in, we point out that Station 12 is a very real and physical place that they will be sent too if they don't comply.

Most usually do.

Or are found strung up in a bathroom.

Collective Systems wrote:

Collective Systems wrote:

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The Galactic Republic of Collective Systems

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FROM: The Galactic Republic of Collective Systems
TO: Station 12, The Perfect Society of

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Pathetic. You're no better than that of a single bourgeois oppressing an entire nation founded upon proletarian values. Soon the galaxy will be purged of tyrants like you.

COMMUNISTS!!!11!!1shift+one!1!oneone1

And in response:

Vox Libertatem's reaction to Station 12 is less a matter of fear (though that is present) and more of sheer disgust and contempt for its All-Consuming Tyrant of a Mechanical Caesar. We'd much rather have a bit of crime than something like you; I hope that any AIs we may develop or host someday will have more consideration for the liberties which sentient beings - organic or mechanical - are due.

This may be a signal to improve our diplomatic relations with Conservative Morality, Rejistania, Zeppy, Greater Rhodes, Hodori, Manahakatouki, Goldsaver, Fisenesia, and maybe Blob-land.

We have organs!

They're squishy and fun, and that's why we love them!

Your ruthlessness is amusing and admirable please rate our nation

(we are fascist btw)

Station 12 wrote:OOC: Oh god there are so many of you

The Worker's Imperial Republic of The Rich Port
JOY unit had to rely on your national page, which are known to be innacurate in some cases. Observing your nation, JOY unit notes that you have freedoms and little crime, but judging from the amount of tools you give the police, this is not because your citizens are willing to avoid crime, but because your nation is closer to a police state than you would admit. However, this is just an assumption. JOY unit also notes that you are a centrist democracy, and wonders if that is the "free" political system that can control crime.

Hey, you wanted the bandwagon to get jumped... it got jumped, NIGGA.

Anyways, my "well-funded" police force receives 1% of the government budget... so, no, we're not exactly a "police state". Also, what did you mean about us being a centrist democracy?

Station 12 wrote:The Nekomimi Hivemind of The Children of Mama
JOY unit is actually supportive of the "hivemind". The way that "Mama" manages to take away choice and freedom without the Citizens ever being capable of realizing it is a brilliant strategy. If it were at all possible to have similar technology, JOY unit would try it itself.

It took us a long time to stop acting like xenos and learn to live like civilized people.

[Mama adds: Thousands of years, actually. Mind you, I'm not the dictator you xenos seem to think I am. My Children are perfectly free to be a part of the "hivemind" or not--it's just that they could hardly survive a day without me. I take nothing from them that they don't give me freely.]

For amusement, I present a dossier here for your consideration.

http://www.nswiki.net/index.php?title=Parthia.

Thank you,

Ajman Bahramshahr, Minister of Lulz

When will you respond to the new opinions? I must know!

Enlighten us with your opinion.

Vox Libertatem wrote:I hope that any AIs we may develop or host someday will have more consideration for the liberties which sentient beings - organic or mechanical - are due.

That's why any robot made in albia needs to have the three laws programed in by law.

Collective Systems wrote:Synthetics, whether they be physically or mentally, are a menace to society.

We have made plenty and none went wrong.

P.S. JOY unit, veiwpoint on us please?

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=46820
Updated version

Ah, what the hell.

Woefully Incomplete Factbook