Alexiandra Sheds its Feathers
LOCKBOURNE, ALEXIANDRA - The National Assembly of the Alexiandran Republic voted Tuesday to approve a new flag design in a move that has stirred controversy in some quarters. The nation's old flag, featuring the time-honoured phoenix design, has been replaced with the black-and-red flag of the international anarcho-communist movement. In a statement to the media on Tuesday morning, Assembly spokesperson Diana Schott said the new banner represented 'Alexiandra's solidarity with the oppressed workers of the world and with all freedom-fighters persecuted by the insidious forces of capital'.
Such lofty rhetoric was not echoed, however, on the streets of Brixton - the northern mining town where the previous phoenix flag is said to have originated. 'It's a travesty,' Joseph Menaker of the local Brixton Sun Herald opined this afternoon. 'Two thousand years of national proletarian tradition eviscerated in the blink of an eye.' According to local legend, the phoenix flag was created by the forced labourers of King Iosef II during their storied rebellion of 979 AD. Professors at the University of Brixton dispute this claim, however, with Doctor David Rumsfeld observing that 'there is no archaeological evidence linking the phoenix flag to Brixton or the rebellion of 979'. Still, the Brixton public has remonstrated angrily with the government this afternoon, with a petition calling for the old flag's restoration having garnered roughly 5,000 signatures at the time of writing.
Iorex Wilkinson, elected as head of the Brixton representative faction in the National Assembly last year, promised this morning to 'seek assurances from the National Assembly that public utilities in Brixton will remain free to fly the phoenix flag'. Such assurances should prove unnecessary, however, given that the authority of the legislative body over individual provinces is strictly limited by the Alexiandran Constitution.
Hailey Applebaum
Assistant News Editor, The Great Power News Service
happlebaum@GPNS.ax.com