what does Imeriata think about your nation?

[Sepherim]

For purposes of your evaluation, His Excellence the Principal Emperor Valdemar has allowed you rare access to the Empire's Records and a delicious cup of coffee that he assures you is half full and not half empty.

((OOC: I'm pretty new, so there's some blanks in there I haven't worked in yet, but the main points are there and I'm hoping that'll be good enough for an evaluation. Looking forward to it ))

[Imeriata]

Empire of Sepherim

As a glorious monarchy so can the empire of Sepherim be admired as a most enlighten state even if their lack of diplomacy is a bit worrying combined with their extremely aggressive state that could be compared to the warrior spirit of the races of the absolute royal federation herself. Sadly however so can one on closer examination realise that they do lack the perfection of the monarchistic system that comes with a federal national structure.
As you my dear reader surely can understand so can many interesting and often amusing customs be observed in foreign states and the most interesting custom one can note within the Empire of Sepherim is instead of letting their emperor and kings rule until their death so do the traditions of Sepherim demands that when the king feel that he is not suited to lead the nation* so do he commit suicide and hands the crown over to his son, which as you my dear reader can surely understand would indeed be the optimal and most righteous heir to the nation.
* Which you me dear reader surely can understand is utter humbug as a king is fit to properly rule his nation until the day he dies.

[Tyraus]

Premier Allison Knight would like to invite an ambassador from the state of Imeriata to take a tour of our great country, and to evaluate its standing within their book.

[Imeriata]

Premier Allison Knight would like to invite an ambassador from the state of Imeriata to take a tour of our great country, and to evaluate its standing within their book.

Premier? that would be Premier as in more communism barbaric nonsense?
/Lord Harald auf Fjaderpen author of The royal foreign relation advisories guide to the world amongst other.

[Royal Calathonia]

Are you going to make a final view of my nation like I asked?

[Tyraus]

Premier? that would be Premier as in more communism barbaric nonsense?
/Lord Harald auf Fjaderpen author of The royal foreign relation advisories guide to the world amongst other.

Tyraus considers itself more of a 'socialist' state rather than a 'communist' state.

[Imeriata]

Premier? that would be Premier as in more communism barbaric nonsense?
/Lord Harald auf Fjaderpen author of The royal foreign relation advisories guide to the world amongst other.

Tyraus considers itself more of a 'socialist' state rather than a 'communist' state.

Bahh leftist hogwash all the same I say!
/Lord Harald auf Fjaderpen author of The royal foreign relation advisories guide to the world amongst other.

[Royal Calathonia]

Imeriata, I'm trying to say something? You are just ignoring me completely.

[Imeriata]

Imeriata, I'm trying to say something? You are just ignoring me completely.

Nope just forgot to reply to you, I will get to that you when I feel like doing it, which would hopefully be the next time someone posts and/or I have managed to beat my recent addiction to minecraft.

[Liberion Realms]

Do you serve FTs? (In my sig)

[The UEG-Space Command]

in quick terms


We are usually Xenophobic due to the Human Covenant war but we have made strong allies with the Sangheli, we tend to make sure if an alien immigrant is coming to be ready for anything and they have no rights until the process is done.

[Banchao]

Here's my factbook: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=90836

[Imeriata]

in quick terms


We are usually Xenophobic due to the Human Covenant war but we have made strong allies with the Sangheli, we tend to make sure if an alien immigrant is coming to be ready for anything and they have no rights until the process is done.

Not really enough for me to go on, especially since I have no blasted idea what a "Sangheli" is-

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The Empire of Royal Calathonia

As a glorious monarchy so do Royal Calathonia shines as a beacon of hope and civilization for the rest of the world while their empress rules the nation with a fair hand even if we to our shock my dear reader can see that they do lack the perfection that comes with a federal system of government.

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The United States of Liberion Realms

As a nation so do the United states of Liberion realms pervert the most glorious federal system with mere mob rule which leaves the nation shattered and instead of being united in harmony so do the federal realms of liberion realms spend most of their time bickering between one another in a constant struggle for supremacy. And as if that was not enough my dear reader so do they have the atrocity to claim that it was their perversion of the system that where the first of its kind*.
* Despite that most scholars and the members of the royal science advisory agree that such a system would indeed be the invention of the absolute royal federation when the Imerians conquered the Vedians in the year of our kingdom 336 and installed the auf Stjärnkhrone house as the rulers of the two nations.

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The Grand Duchy of Banchao

As a nation so is the Grand duchy of Banchao a most proper and glorious nation where the grand duke rules with a proper and most blessed hand as is his right. Even their government could be mistaken for one of the royal advisories with a short glance as they also do seem to as our own blessed nation sees the wisdom in allowing most blessed birthright go before mere merit when choosing government officials that are kept as advisers to the grand duke rather than rulers of the nation.

[Oterro]

I should have a factbook coming up soon, so when I do, may I expect a second evaluation?

[Aurensia]

But soft! Pass judgement upon me!

My factbook is not completed. I'd be willing to provide posts if you need.

[Zeppy]

I want a re-review.

[Liberion Realms]

Hmm... I thought you'd be freaking out more about the fact that a) our leader is a non-human and b) that our leader is also female. I guess the fact that we have DEMOCRACY is more important, then.

[Imeriata]

Hmm... I thought you'd be freaking out more about the fact that a) our leader is a non-human and b) that our leader is also female. I guess the fact that we have DEMOCRACY is more important, then.

Actually so were I unsure if you leader were non-human as it was never confirmed and she could just as well had been a sorceress judging from the floating hand so I decided to simply overlook the issue. And for the record the federation have no problem with female leaders and the only reason women can't rule the nation is because it was decided that only a king should rule when the nation where founded (even if yes it is still considered more proper for a woman to be home and take care of the house and family).

I should have a factbook coming up soon, so when I do, may I expect a second evaluation?

Probably, however so were the info you provided me with rather good so I do not see much to improve upon.

I want a re-review.

I'll get to it

[Oceanic Vakiadia]

The factbook's in the signature. Have at it.

[United Valik]

[quo

The Enlightened Patriarchy of United Valik

Despite the fact that not much is known about its political system so are their perverted lifestyle widely known and they do all but freely commit unspeakable actions to each other that no civilized society would do and I would be unable to publish this book if I mentioned them more properly.

"unspeakable" and "perverted"?

[Oterro]

[quo

The Enlightened Patriarchy of United Valik

Despite the fact that not much is known about its political system so are their perverted lifestyle widely known and they do all but freely commit unspeakable actions to each other that no civilized society would do and I would be unable to publish this book if I mentioned them more properly.

"unspeakable" and "perverted"?

I thought it might have been

A Patrian adheres to the "old school" of Valikan thought, which allows laity to engage in polyamorous relationships

The average Valikan has 4 or 5 regular lovers (it used to be more, but Patrian influence has reduced it to more "practical" limits), including one's legal spouse and often a cousin or aunt/uncle/niece/nephew.

But I am unsure how conservative Imeriata is.

[United Valik]

[quo

The Enlightened Patriarchy of United Valik

Despite the fact that not much is known about its political system so are their perverted lifestyle widely known and they do all but freely commit unspeakable actions to each other that no civilized society would do and I would be unable to publish this book if I mentioned them more properly.

"unspeakable" and "perverted"?

I thought it might have been

A Patrian adheres to the "old school" of Valikan thought, which allows laity to engage in polyamorous relationships

The average Valikan has 4 or 5 regular lovers (it used to be more, but Patrian influence has reduced it to more "practical" limits), including one's legal spouse and often a cousin or aunt/uncle/niece/nephew.

But I am unsure how conservative Imeriata is.

You see, they can't focus on the political system, because they are distracted too much by sexuality. This is what happens to the sexually repressed. They obsess about others' sex lives so much that they can't pay attention to anything else.

[Imeriata]

"unspeakable" and "perverted"?

Yes, Activities that are not proper to be discussed in proper civilized society tend to fall under that description!

But I am unsure how conservative Imeriata is.

We do in fact conciser ourselves the most conservative state upon this our earth, which might very well be the case!
(OOC: you are free to prove me wrong on that one though)

You see, they can't focus on the political system, because they are distracted too much by sexuality. This is what happens to the sexually repressed. They obsess about others' sex lives so much that they can't pay attention to anything else.

That or I simply lacked things to comment on, for some reason so hadn't the royal foreign advisory paid that much attention to you... All in all expect a couple of ships of cartographers, adventurers and explorers heading your way to try to tame the wild and exotic lands you call home as well as try to enlighten the natives of the folly of their ways!

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The Constitutional Fed Republic of Aurensia

While Aurensia so far is largely undiscovered and unexplored by federal subjects so are little information available on them or their system of government. What however is known is that they are not a proper state in itself but rather a territory governed by a perverted form of the glorious federal system in a tribal democratic system of government where different tribes* are untied as a federation that instead of being ruled by a strong king so are they lead by a cowardly collection of old persons that have been able to charm or bribe their way into government.
As I cannot write much more on their government, what kind of people they are or what resources that could be find there so would I call upon the glorious adventurers of fändereslandet to either lead small expeditions there to see what can be found or even if you do have the wealth and are willing to take the risk establish a private colony to harvest the wealth and resources that must lay in this far of lands distant and exotic resources.
* Or "commonwealths" as they are called

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THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF ZEPPY

the federal republic of Zeppy or "ze zeppy" as they refer themselves to as is a republic which attempts to adopt a modified version of multinational absolute monarchy as best they can but still misses a strong ruler and monarch to go all the way. The inefficient system they uses to govern themselves often leads to long hours of tiresome debates of how to act in every single decision the government needs to take. This can partially be because their government is many composed of leftists and socialists whom would rather cause changes to the way of ruling and the way the people lives that to think over if the system is good as it is now or not* a few but not the weirdest decisions that have been made to promote change is; the decision to ban all public male toilets and a law that says that you are unable to cross roads for motor vehicles on Thursdays on uneven weeks. Those rules and decisions is not the most strange or disturbing ones but simply two rather standard decisions and serve as a example why liberalism is a such dangerous ideology.

You my dear reader might now wonder if there are any positive sides with this nation at all as we clearly can see so are they in stability wealth and civilization horselengths behind the absolute royal federation. What on the other hand is surprising is that they do in fact have their positive sides which can be noted in their people that just as that of the absolute royal federation is made out of all races from the darkest Negroid straight out of the jungle to the most fair skinned Scandinavioid and just as in our own blessed federation so are race not seen as a impact on the social hierarchy**.
*something that both you and me my dear reader know it isn't
** Even if we can see a disturbing trend of allowing mere commoners to replace their righteous nobility as their rulers.

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The Imperial Archipelago of Oceanic Vakiadia

As the name do suggest so can you my dear reader understand that Oceanic Vakiadia is a royal nation and they are also a federal one at that which as my dear reader rejoicingly can understand means that they are indeed a nation that would have the most perfect system of government imaginable. However there are also downsides to this nation just as there are to everyone . While Vakiadia do have the capacity to rule their nation in the most glorious way so do they not, instead so are most of the power handed for unfathomable reasons to a senate elected by the mob in mere popularity contests which means the more charismatic and those with the money to bribe their way into the senate rules instead of those with the right to do so.

[Oterro]

But I am unsure how conservative Imeriata is.

We do in fact conciser ourselves the most conservative state upon this our earth, which might very well be the case!
(OOC: you are free to prove me wrong on that one though).

(OOC: Well, given that Imeriata is, apparently, acceptant of all races that would be unlikely; still very conservative though, IMO.)

[Imeriata]

OOC: Theoretically so would that be conservative for Imerians as most other human races have always been seen as equals (granted with inferior cultures but those could be trained away).