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Imeriata
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Postby Imeriata » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:08 pm

The Galactic Empire of Tierra Prime

As the name says is Tierra Prime a blessed monarchy that inhabits the stars and the voids between them and in the darkness do they shine as a guiding light of civilization to the rest of the world and universe much like our own blessed and glorious federation do my dear reader. What little is known more about Tierra Prime is that they are a strong race of warriors that have not only a mighty army at their command but they do also command a mighty fleet of starships to transport their warriors amongst the stars.
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So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
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JJ Place
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Founded: Jul 30, 2008
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Postby JJ Place » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:26 pm

Imeriata wrote:
JJ Place wrote:

What is to stoop your commoners to simply start shooting at each other for smallest insult or your army to simply take over as all times a disciplined military have faced poorly organized but still well-armed militias so is victory all but assured.
As for your ridicules claim that there is no natural order is that as far from the truth as it could possibly be as some people are born to rule just as some are born to follow. This most superior and civilized system of government gives a society not freedom which is not an important thing to society at a whole and her people but rather the most necessary security a society does need if it wants to survive and prosper.
~Lord Harald auf Fjaderpen author of international best sellers as "the royal foreign relations guide to the world" amongst others


People don't shoot each other in JJ Place, both due to private arms ownership and a charity police force and legal system to ensure law and order. Our military can hold it's own, but an army of a few million can't stand up and defeat a force of 5 billion citizens; it's never been tried, and never will work with the citizens holding the exact same level of weapons and technology as the military.
No one is born to do anything; it's all a choice; leadership and following is all a personal choice, and the 'best' leaders and never the ones born into a royal family; it's all a matter of gaining skill in life. Yet, no matter how much skill a person obtains, a person cannot have skill over everything, nor enough effort to be an effective leader in the control other people power; it's impossible.

If you locked a person into a room for their entire life, regardless of who they born to, the person simply would be a worse leader than almost anyone else, in addition.

The society you describe is neither a society civilized, nor superior to anything; it's a barbaric inferior society, based on the stupidity and ignorance of leadership positions, and the propaganda they use to oppress the people. A society without freedom is the least secure society possible; without freedom, a society is weak, powerless, and ready for revolution. Individual citizens are not secure from the government, the country would be crippled with crime ( both from citizens, and from the government), and the government itself need be worried about being rightfully destroyed.

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United South-Africa
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Founded: May 16, 2010
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Postby United South-Africa » Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:30 pm

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Habsburg Iberia
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Postby Habsburg Iberia » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:48 am

My Factbook is in my sig its not much, but it should be enough.
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Imeriata
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Postby Imeriata » Mon Aug 23, 2010 8:02 am

The Raj of United South-Africa
As a nation could United South-Africa first be considered a great and noble state with a monarchy however so do we find that even this great nation is corrupted by democracy* as most glorious monarchies sadly are today. Further could it be said in their favour that they are a multinational nation where many different races of man live side by side and are treated equal by their government.
* However in their defence so could it be said that they are only a semi-democracy as their Raj do hold a great deal of power over his nation.


The United Kingdom of Habsburg Iberia
Amongst all the nations of the world are our equals none however many nations come close and amongst those glorious civilized nations so can we find Habsburg Iberia that serve as a guiding light of civilization and natural order as one of the few blessed monarchies that still rules their subjects on the proper way.
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So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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St George of England
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Postby St George of England » Wed Aug 25, 2010 2:23 pm

uncomplete factbook in sig
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Alfegos
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Postby Alfegos » Mon Aug 30, 2010 1:30 pm

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Factbook's here, considering the link in my sig is for VIPs... :P I'm sure some sort of bias will come from the knowledge of the Alfegoisse scout detachment of the Royal Guard.

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Korintar
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Postby Korintar » Tue Sep 14, 2010 11:41 pm

my factbook is in my sig.
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Kharan-Regor
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Postby Kharan-Regor » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:00 am

Factbook in sig.

All but religion section complete. And Lotrokism is essentially just a humanistic philosophy (somewhat akin to what Confucius or Plato did in their own societies) than a true religion.

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Niravon
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Postby Niravon » Wed Sep 15, 2010 12:45 am

Have no factbook yet, most of the stuff about my nation can be found if one searches for my posts on the forums or looks up my Nation. I am putting together a factbook soon, however.

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Imeriata
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Postby Imeriata » Thu Sep 16, 2010 12:35 pm

OOC: I do apologise that I have missed two posts in a row for so a long time and I can only hope that those two players can understand the old saying "the man that wait on something good wait never in vain!"

Niravon wrote:Have no factbook yet, most of the stuff about my nation can be found if one searches for my posts on the forums or looks up my Nation. I am putting together a factbook soon, however.

OOC: I do sadly not have the time to do that every time someone lacks a factbook and I do have to insist that you instead post a quick summary of your nation instead (yes I knew it is not much to look through but if I did this for one so would I have to do it to all and some have too much history for me to go through)



The Holy Empire of St George of England

The holy empire of St George of England is as a blessed monarchy that stretches over a fairly sized empire and does as most civilized nation shine as a beacon of civilization to their neighbours. However in difference* of our own most perfect and blessed state so can you my dear reader see that in St George of England that they still live with the barbaric system where the church and state is separated.
* As you my dear reader can surely understand so must some drawbacks exists as no nation is as perfect as our own blessed federation.


The People's Nation of Alfegos

As most so called "modern and enlighten democratic nations" so do the government in a cruel act of oppression force their subjects to vote forth their government instead of them being born to the position as the natural order declares. However so can you find beauty in the most foulest of things as Alfegos have corrupted part of our own most perfect system of government and function as a federation that still maintain some beauty this system have even if it sadly remain a twisted reflection of its true self.


The Free Confederated Peoples of Korintar

As a nation can the free confederated peoples of Korintar best be described as their homelands my dear reader; namely sinking. The entire nation is in upheaval as a democratic system of government tries to cope with the situation of their nation sinks day by day into the unforgiving embrace of Arv the god of the sea. As you my dear reader can surely understand so do such an ineffective government fail miserable in such a task and in their desperation have the people turned to all manners of foul socialism from the despotic and genocidal national socialism* to the tree times cursed syndicalism. To make the situation even worse so do this weak and pathetic nation with a larger population than the federation herself lack a organised defence force and the few poorly trained militia men that serve within their ranks are even despite their size of manpower even smaller than the courageous and most noble guard that serve and protect the high king and our bellowed and always expanding borders my dear reader!
* That seems to be one of the more growing moments in this cursed and doomed land


The Federation of Kharan-Regor

The federation of Kharan-Regor is one of the more blessed nations that inhabit the void of space if my findings where correct and you can see that they follow a system of absolute multinational monarchy. However despite this so have some worrying words of warnings been brought up from the royal science advisory that even today debate if you could truly call a race of humans that evolved to what they are today on a another world then our blessed homeworld humans or if they should be treated as inferior creatures.

A statement from the royal merchant guild!

Have you always been frustrated over the lack of proper civilized educational material for your schools? Have you always wondered why you could not find anything better? well worry no more for now can YOU order as many complete works from the genius writer Lord Harald auf Fjaderpen author of international best sellers as "the royal foreign relations guide to the world" amongst others to complete your nations education of your most important resource, your children! And if you order with this in mind so will you be able to buy the works for half! Yes you heard that right! Half their normal value! Why? You might ask! well the answer is that we here at the royal merchant guild takes our duty to bring civilization to the doorsteps of the entire world most serious so wait not and buy your own civilized education for your a new more civilized education!
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So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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New Freedomstan
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Postby New Freedomstan » Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:15 pm

Factbook in my sig.

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Imeriata
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:34 pm

The Socialist Worker's Republic of New Freedomstan

Despite its name so is New Freedomstan not a proper republic but rather as all socialistic nations a cursed hell hole where both economy and order have totally collapsed and whatever people that do live here are forced to suffer under madmen that rules as nothing more than mere warlords and are quickly replaced as they get killed off or conquered within mere moment by an even crueler man. This do force the small amount of people that still do manage to have survived under the chaos that is socialism have often resorted to cannibalism and it is not uncommon to keep your mutilated victims alive as long as possible so they will keep themselves fresh and consumable. As stated earlier so do no economy exists and people are forced to kill, steal or threaten to get their hands on what they need only to survive. Despite all this so do the lose collection of warlords do nothing to make the situation better for the people and to the contrary so is it more than well documented that they often have fun on their subjects behaves going so far as both hunting and killing them for their own amusement.
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So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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Menassa
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Postby Menassa » Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:23 am

The kingdom of Menassa by the leadership of king Gideon Shimon HaKohen Gadol the council of the twelve Nassiam and Malchee ben Hoorkunus Av HaSanhedrin request evaluation.

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Holy Marsh
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Postby Holy Marsh » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:20 pm

Post reserved...for when I have a factbook.:P

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Coccygia
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Postby Coccygia » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:27 pm

My Factbook is in my sig.
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New Garzah
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Postby New Garzah » Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:47 pm

As our glorious nation has recently had a change of attitude, we find it prudent to ask what lower life forms think of us. Obviously, one should expect such beings as yourselves to bow down to us, as you should, but we have a feeling that you have not the wisdom to do so. Also, we should like to apologize for not having a factbook, though considering you know us, this should not be hard. A few things that are new are that we have truly realized that the universe was destined for us, as is obvious, no matter how long it takes to capture it all, as well as new revolutions in military technology, and our very souls burn with the fires of love for our country and our people. Any questions, biped?
Arda Tuluva: I wonder how my society survives sometimes. Then I think, it survives becasue it must, because of tradition.


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Imeriata
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Postby Imeriata » Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:34 pm

New Garzah wrote:As our glorious nation has recently had a change of attitude, we find it prudent to ask what lower life forms think of us. Obviously, one should expect such beings as yourselves to bow down to us, as you should, but we have a feeling that you have not the wisdom to do so. Also, we should like to apologize for not having a factbook, though considering you know us, this should not be hard. A few things that are new are that we have truly realized that the universe was destined for us, as is obvious, no matter how long it takes to capture it all, as well as new revolutions in military technology, and our very souls burn with the fires of love for our country and our people. Any questions, biped?

IC: you transformed into humans all of a sudden?
Actually so do I not know that much about your nation (with the exception that you are fun to debate) so a short version of its political system and a little information of the species would be appreciated.

Holy Marsh wrote:Post reserved...for when I have a factbook.:P

You could always send me a description of your nation so could I work with it!

The Kingdom of Menassa

As a nation so is the kingdom of Menassa a generally nice and civilized place where tradition rule the daily lives of their subjects but also are they as any civilized nation should do ruled by a king that inherits his position thanks to his birth right. However s you my dear reader can surely understand so is no nation in this world perfect* and this we can see as from what I have managed to learn about Menassa so do they have an official religion that seems to be Judaism** and if other religions are allowed is something I have not been able to gather but I do hope as you my dear reader surely do to that they are.
* The exception to this is of course our very own beacon of civilization and loved fatherland the absolute royal federation of Imeriata and her realms that we live in and who we happily protect against danger
** Which surely would explain why they are so good traders and merchants


The Royal Democratic Republic of Coccygia

Despite its name so is Coccygia not a recognised monarchy by the royal foreign relation advisory as they seem to be more interested in being silly than to actually rule their nation* and do both look and act more like halfwits** than real competent leaders. And as you my dear reader surely can understand so do such nations*** as their leaders are chosen in mere popularity conquests do this always affect the general population that are starving and fears for their lives every day thanks to their incompetent leadership.
* And if I would be entirely honest with you my dear readers so must I admit I think that this nation or the information I received by royal foreign relation advisory is an attempt to pull my leg but for the small chance that they were not so did I decide to include this nation and if you know for a certainty that it is nothing that do exist so would I be in your debt if you informed me of that and write an angry letter to lord cutiepie auf buttertable at the royal foreign relation advisory
** And one of them is also a cat.
*** Numerous examples have been brought up in this book alone and more do exist in the very world we live in.


OOC: No one wants to buy those books to educate your youth about the world? I am shocked!
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So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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New Garzah
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Postby New Garzah » Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:40 pm

While we certainly are masters of debate, as could be expected of such a race, we still take great offense at being called humans.
OOC: We're still the Gelzeh species, which are basically red spheres of hydrogen with six tentacles and two eyestalks as well as a rather large beak mounted on the bottom. Political system is more or less an imperialistic monarchy, and there are no elections of any kind. We tend to invade things as well. It's just too fun :P
Arda Tuluva: I wonder how my society survives sometimes. Then I think, it survives becasue it must, because of tradition.


If Murphy's Law is correct, everything east of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic.

Sentient basketballs are the shit, yo.

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Imeriata
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Postby Imeriata » Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:30 am

The Glorious Empire of New Garzah

Despite its name so is the glorious empire* of New Grazah neither a nation nor a monarchy as they are and are as a result ruled by mere non-humans that seems to take pleasure in the killing alone in what would either be a sporting war for both sides involved because of this do they use some highly inappropriate weapons way to regularly for the war to be either glorious or for a good sportsmanship to evolve between the warring factions. However as I stated so are they but mere non-humans and can as a result be forgiven for their transgressions as they do not know better. What on the other hand is something we cannot forgive is that they seem to think for some reason that they are the superior species when it is clearly mankind that holds that position. What evidence we have that could dismiss their wild claims is that they are not based upon coal** but rather hydrogen which have forced them to live as lone packs not having contact with other members of their species longer than necessary as they are more than known to catch on fire when exposed to heat and even explode which easily spreads to their comrades and family members. If this was not enough so do they also lack arms and proper hands which renders them unable to use simple tools and they are forced to use both other species and their technology to get somewhere in the universe. If you my dear reader meet a free and hostile specimen of this species or even a party so would it be sufficient to throw a torch at them and watch as they explode and then demands that they surrender for you are not only clearly superior but also able to use fire to your advantage!
* used in the loosest of terms my dear reader
** which we all know enable a body not only to survive for longer period of time but also gives the body the ability to hold a greater intelligence
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So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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New Garzah
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Postby New Garzah » Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:33 pm

Imeriata wrote:
The Glorious Empire of New Garzah

Despite its name so is the glorious empire* of New Grazah neither a nation nor a monarchy as they are and are as a result ruled by mere non-humans that seems to take pleasure in the killing alone in what would either be a sporting war for both sides involved because of this do they use some highly inappropriate weapons way to regularly for the war to be either glorious or for a good sportsmanship to evolve between the warring factions. However as I stated so are they but mere non-humans and can as a result be forgiven for their transgressions as they do not know better. What on the other hand is something we cannot forgive is that they seem to think for some reason that they are the superior species when it is clearly mankind that holds that position. What evidence we have that could dismiss their wild claims is that they are not based upon coal** but rather hydrogen which have forced them to live as lone packs not having contact with other members of their species longer than necessary as they are more than known to catch on fire when exposed to heat and even explode which easily spreads to their comrades and family members. If this was not enough so do they also lack arms and proper hands which renders them unable to use simple tools and they are forced to use both other species and their technology to get somewhere in the universe. If you my dear reader meet a free and hostile specimen of this species or even a party so would it be sufficient to throw a torch at them and watch as they explode and then demands that they surrender for you are not only clearly superior but also able to use fire to your advantage!
* used in the loosest of terms my dear reader
** which we all know enable a body not only to survive for longer period of time but also gives the body the ability to hold a greater intelligence


:lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Humans are still hilarious! Ha! Half of that is a total lie! I would tell you how wrong you are, but I won't live that long! And you know, live for about 1400 years! Ha! I needed a good laugh! Thank you! Now, if you don't mind, I've got plans for your destruction to finish!
Arda Tuluva: I wonder how my society survives sometimes. Then I think, it survives becasue it must, because of tradition.


If Murphy's Law is correct, everything east of the San Andreas Fault will slide into the Atlantic.

Sentient basketballs are the shit, yo.

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Imeriata
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:53 pm

ooc: without any better description than that so must you understand that some mistakes is possible.
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Look I even managed to get a cartoonist to demonstrate a proper defence against space hydrogen blobs
tricorne (aka warhat): check
torch: check
angry mob: check
signing: check
Now is this once peaceful farmer able to take on everything on this world and the void between the stars!
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So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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Coccygia
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Founded: Nov 24, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Coccygia » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:43 pm

Imeriata wrote:
The Royal Democratic Republic of Coccygia

Despite its name so is Coccygia not a recognised monarchy by the royal foreign relation advisory as they seem to be more interested in being silly than to actually rule their nation* and do both look and act more like halfwits** than real competent leaders. And as you my dear reader surely can understand so do such nations*** as their leaders are chosen in mere popularity conquests do this always affect the general population that are starving and fears for their lives every day thanks to their incompetent leadership.
* And if I would be entirely honest with you my dear readers so must I admit I think that this nation or the information I received by royal foreign relation advisory is an attempt to pull my leg but for the small chance that they were not so did I decide to include this nation and if you know for a certainty that it is nothing that do exist so would I be in your debt if you informed me of that and write an angry letter to lord cutiepie auf buttertable at the royal foreign relation advisory
** And one of them is also a cat.
*** Numerous examples have been brought up in this book alone and more do exist in the very world we live in.

Pretty much spot on, but I must point out in defense of Vice-President Fred (who was chosen by a national lottery, but soon proved so popular that he was made Vice-President for Life) that, although he is, indeed, as you point out, a cat, he is generally regarded by our people as the finest government leader in Coccygia today, or, indeed, in all our poorly recorded history.
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Postby Imeriata » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:45 pm

Coccygia wrote:Pretty much spot on, but I must point out in defense of Vice-President Fred (who was chosen by a national lottery, but soon proved so popular that he was made Vice-President for Life) that, although he is, indeed, as you point out, a cat, he is generally regarded by our people as the finest government leader in Coccygia today, or, indeed, in all our poorly recorded history.

I on the other hand my good sir must press the issue that he is a cat!
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Postby Coccygia » Sun Oct 03, 2010 12:44 pm

Imeriata wrote:
Coccygia wrote:Pretty much spot on, but I must point out in defense of Vice-President Fred (who was chosen by a national lottery, but soon proved so popular that he was made Vice-President for Life) that, although he is, indeed, as you point out, a cat, he is generally regarded by our people as the finest government leader in Coccygia today, or, indeed, in all our poorly recorded history.

I on the other hand my good sir must press the issue that he is a cat!

The which, good sir, I do not for a moment deny; I merely wish to point out that, unlike our other political leaders, he is not a halfwit.
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