what does Imeriata think about your nation?

[Tergnitz]

This is an excellent idea, i might have to steal it from you at a later point

I'd love an evaluation as an ally of the Realm.

[Hemenster]

Mee

[Imeriata]

Republic of Chernobyl-Pripyat

Chernobyl-Pripyat is a democracy with a troubled past, yes my dear reader this nation were once the bastion of darkness and evil in the world that would overshadow us all and drink the blood of the unborn, I do of course referee to communism an Ideology that should never been allowed to exist in the first place. Yet this nation have taken its first steps towards embracing a proper form of government and do now exists as jet another republic were the poor oppressed masses are forced to fend for themselves instead enjoying the protection the feudal system gives to you and me my dear reader. I can however say in conclusion that if this nation have taken the first steps to a greater government and monarchy do I hold the hope that they in a near future will take more than one and one day even adopt multinational absolute monarchy.

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The Adventure-Seeker's Islands of Fisenesia

Fisenesia is one of the gods blessed monarchies that further enhances the political stability that this fair globe of ours so desperately needs it is however not perfect. No my dear reader in this strange form of monarchy can the kings and queens loyal and adoring subject theoretically vote their king or queen out of power, something both you and I my dear reader know that they would never do as a true subject do not attempts to negotiate about the loyalty every commoner and noble alike own to their monarch and king. They have also in their mighty wisdom decided to keep a form of the feudal system and they have noble houses or "clans" as they themselves call them. The only negative part of the nation I could find* is a minor one but it is still a negative part namely that they still have one small step left before achieving multinational absolute monarchy. They have jet to allow their own realms to become free so they can as all races and religions in this nation be united not as countrymen but as fellow subjects of a king whose influence stretch between nations so he can as king of realm A be able to better accommodate the nobles and commoners of realm A while at the same time be able to better accommodate the nobles and commoners of realm B as not king of realm A but as king of realm B.
* with the exception that you can vote your king out of power, a problem both you and I know will never arise.

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The Kingdom of New Imperial England

New Imperial England is a gods blessed kingdom whom could enlighten their neighbours as a prime example of how a state should be the would be the cause unless their socialistic tendencies weren't so clearly visible and have left the population to starve in poverty. I also must point out to you my dear reader that they in their socialistic confusion had the guts to openly criticize the absolute royal federations perfect and enlighten system of government as cruel and oppressive* yes my dear reader I am just as shocked ans surprised as you are in this clearly non-objective evaluation of our grand and glorious monarchy.
*something both you and I my dear reader knows is not the cause as we live happily under the king and higher nobility.

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The Unified Federation of Rejistania

Rejistania is another of countless nations whom attempts to combine multinational monarchy with democracy but have as most of them decided to withhold a king from the general public. This have lead to widespread depression were inferior people attempts to compete with their socially superior on equal conditions*. they have as many liberal nations a disturbing tendency to force change for change alone upon their poor subjects their strange and irrational decisions include but are not limited to; a law that forbids all salmons to live in the ocean and all rabbits to live on land. This resulted a long and costly campaign to move all said species to their new habitats in an attempt to create the most liberal environment**
* this have been known to cause a felling of failure and explains why the suicide rate is so high in similar nations.
** needless to say have they caused the extinction of their rabbit and salmon populations.

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The Conservative Democracy of Pokemonman

Pokemonman* is a democracy but to their defence can I say that they at least attempts to live by the old ways and the hope that they can be enlighten and shown the glory of multinational absolute monarchy. The population is known to live happier than most of those who live in one of the oppressive and backwards democracies as they know that they live by the same standards and values as their ancestors.
* if the nation is named after the cartoon with the same name or if it is the other way around were I unable to find out so I must beg you my dear reader to forgive my but not even the royal foreign relation advisory knew the answer.

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The Kingdom of The Harrowlands

Harrowlands is a kingdom that stands beside the rest of the nations whom all shine a guiding light of civilization and nobility to the rest of the world. I were however unable to find out if their population were guided by their king* or if they were forced to fend to themselves in a harsh democracy.
* as boht you and me my dear reader know is how the world is intended to be ruled.

The Kingdom of Kwunjin

This kingdom could serve as an inspiration to all men and women regardless of realm and even if they live in the absolute royal federation or not, for it did thrown off the shackles of red oppression and sent the baby eating blood drinking communistic filth that ruled them running and if that was not enough did they in a moment of utter enlightenment decided to crown their leader king instead of falling to the lure of democracy, I think I speak for both you and me my dear reader when I say that this is indeed a touching story worthy of respect and acknowledgment*. They do however have some issues to confront before their otherwise great nation could be considered an equal to our own glorious federation, the main one I could find were that they had in an act of harsh oppression that must have left many disappointed subjects hopes and dreams crushed as they instated an parliament to force the commoners to fend for themselves instead of allowing them to be guided by their bellowed monarch, and to make this betrayal worse is that they had already declared that they would form states. I ask of you my dear reader to imagine how you would feel if you stood proud above your vanquished enemies already tasting not just another monarchy but the glorious and perfect multinational absolute one, only to have your dreams and hopes crushed and you find yourself forced to live in a democracy. I can sympathize with you if you feel outraged and believe that the guilty needs to be punished for playing such a cruel joke on their subjects but I ask that you can be able to forgive them and together can we all hope that they takes the last step towards multinational absolute monarchy.
* I wish however that I could be able to change what I am about to say but I wrote this book to inform and not to deceive with nice stories, so I feel that I must point out the dark side of this nation.

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The Kingdom of Wolffbaden

Wolfbaden is yet another monarchy that shine a guiding light on our fair globe, it has even in its wisdom kept the old ways of the monarch ruling supreme with leaves his subjects to live almost as happily as those of our own realms. I was however unable to find out if they practiced multinational or just standard absolute monarchy*.
* I hope you my dear reader is not as disappointed as me for my inability to figure out if so were the case. I would also request that any reader whom might know the answer to this question to share the information with me and as a reward am I willing to send the first whom give me this information a copy of one of my another best sellers "slavery around the world" or "multinational absolute monarchy compared to other ideologies"

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The Technocratic Confederation of Techno-Soviet

This nation is despite its horrible and chilling name not a communistic nation* but instead some form of semi-noble ruled nation**. Not much more is know about this nation.
* I am certain that you just as me took a deep breath of relief when I informed you of this my dear reader.
** which in itself is a great idea but they still have a couple of steeps left to take before they arrive at the true form of government.

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The Grand Imperial Empire of Tergnitz

Is you said that Tergnitzians are cowardly whips that would have nothing to put against the mighty royal guard and should be annexed as soon as humanly possible would it not be possible to be farther from the truth. Tergnitz is in fact* one of our closest friends and allies. They do just as us shine the guiding light of democracy to an otherwise dark world and I am certain that you would treat any member of this people just as well as you would treat a fellow human subject from another realm. Another perfect way of seeing how great this nation is compared to some of the other that have been evaluated in this book is that they recently** decided to abolish their constitution and give the emperor full power. I do also have the honour of saying that this is maybe a state of affairs that will last as a growing moment inside Tergnitz demands that this will not be changed back. What the future holds for our closest friends and allies’ only time can tell but maybe will they take more and more steps towards becoming a multinational absolute monarchy and adopt a form of government similar to the one we ourselves are blessed with.
* I am certain that any subject in the absolute royal federation is aware of the fact but the clarification were published so it would be easier for foreigner to understand
** granted it was only temporary, but it is a small step nonetheless.

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[Novus Niciae]

You can evaluate us if you like.

[Station 12]

A link will be underneath this post.

JOY unit is looking forward to this evaluation and hopes that others will reckognise Station 12's perfection.

OOC: I'm afraid I do not have a factbook yet.

[Georgism]

Please, evaluate Georgism

Our factbook is in the sig

[Imeriata]

Federal Republic of City of Norfolk

Norfolk is one of many nations whom pervert multinational absolute monarchy by replacing the king with an elected president, which in combination with the otherwise so flawless capitalism have led to widespread corruption and gangster like behaviour from the political elite. And in deed could this nation only be described as a nation ruled by gangsters as the local politicians commonly employ their own henchmen to kill their rivals*. It have also been noted that those henchmen often fight against one another in the streets with almost monstrous disregard for any civilians cough in the crossfire.
*as opposed to our own honourable duels and feuds were loyal men-at-arms fight one another on the field of battle instead of killing their enemies from behind in dark allies without any warning.

Democratic Elective Monarchy of Maraque

Maraguel stands somewhere between a monarchy and a republic where the commoners are forced to take the hard decision of electing a king instead of letting the previous kings sons whom are better suited to take up the burden of kingship. The system is a bit hard to evaluate as it does have the advantages of a monarchy and the drawbacks of a democracy, they have however chosen to adopt more of the drawbacks from democracy than from monarchy so it is with a heavy heart I did just as you do now my dear reader discovered that they might sound as a good state but in the end do the people live under the evil clutches of democracy and I hope that they one day will see the error of their ways and give the power over to their king so they can begin to harvest the blessings of monarchy

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The Crown Duchy of Hemenster

Not much is known of Hemenster except that they are known to attempt to impress the rest of the world by pretending to be a monarchy* when they in fact are just another democracy. It is however both my and the hope of our entire federation that they one day will see the error of their ways and adopt a proper monarchy as government.
* or duchy as the case is here

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The Republic of Novus Niciae

Novus Niciae do their best to pretend to be a monarchy but they are as many other imposters just a democracy in disguise, this is however not the end of how cruel they treat their own population and it was to my horror I found out that this nation is almost entirely made up of naive and less evolved non-humans that have been left to fend for themselves in their inferiority*. They were even allowed to go so far as to destroy their own home world and no human decided to step in and save both them and a planet from the unfit paws of those non-humans that were clearly incapable of ruling themselves and I hope that this incident serve as a warning to both you and me my dear reader but also to humans everywhere that it is not just our duty as men to guide and rule the inferior sentient and non-sentient creatures that lives in the cosmos but it is also our duty to nature itself.
*this is indeed a tragic state of affairs and I hope just as you my dear reader that someone will come and liberate the poor creatures and put them under the guiding light of mankind.

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The Perfect Society* of Station 12

Station 12 is a small space station somewhere in the cosmos were the poor people living there are forced to live under a dangerous and unstable computer that treat every subject as equals instead as of master and servant. The more inhumane acts this "creature" have committed is known genocide because it didn't like the colour of the people in question and by eradicating those poor men and women would make the other subjects more happy. This could actually explain many of the actions taken by this monstrous contraption and because it will make them happy is one of the most commonly used explanations for its murderous rampage. It do however have some good causalities and it does just as any loyal subject to the absolute royal federation know that mankind is superior to every life forms in this universe and beyond. This is however a small comfort as the AI do rather commits xenocide before giving the poor inferior creatures the help they need.
*this is just as false as saying that you should marry because of love!

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THE HOLY EMPIRE OF GEORGISM

this nation* does even if it have the right ideas of how to rule both a nation and its subject** lack some degree of seriousness and are currently not acknowledged as a sovereign state by the absolute royal federation. There have also been some questions of wherever this emperor of theirs is even noble at all
* used in the loosest of terms my dear reader.
** My dear reader this is indeed a understatement of anything as it have indeed adopted multinational absolute monarchy this if nothing else do make the nation worth of being considered a sovereign state if nothing else.

[Greater Rhodes]

Sure, we would love an opinion from Imeriata. For resources your can refer to our census submission, national questionnaire, and government structure as we have not yet quite completed our factbook. If you would reciprocally like a Rhodian evaluation, you can apply here.

[Skibereen]

viewtopic.php?f=23&t=43600&p=1796678#p1796678

[Emothica]

How about Emothica?



emothica

[Georgism]

THE HOLY EMPIRE OF GEORGISM

this nation* does even if it have the right ideas of how to rule both a nation and its subject** lack some degree of seriousness and are currently not acknowledged as a sovereign state by the absolute royal federation. There have also been some questions of wherever this emperor of theirs is even noble at all
* used in the loosest of terms my dear reader.
** My dear reader this is indeed a understatement of anything as it have indeed adopted multinational absolute monarchy this if nothing else do make the nation worth of being considered a sovereign state if nothing else.

[OOC: Has anyone ever told you, you're awesome]

[Imeriata]

The Kingdom of Greater Rhodes

Greater Rhodes is officially a kingdom but if you dig beneath the first layers of their government and take your time to look upon their form of government can you soon smell the dirty stench of democracy, corruption and hypocrisy. Even if this nation claims to be a so called "free society" so can you in fact see that they have ruthlessly oppressed the younger subjects in this nation, were we enjoy the life of an adult when we com of age at twelve do this nation continue to nurture and spoil their young by withholding even the most valuable lessons life offers like driving a motor vehicle and drinking. This leaves the younger generations week and dependent on their mothers and fathers while a subject of the absolute royal federation already have been provided a stable job or have begun higher education and been provided a spouse by their fathers. They have also been known to allow such perversities as same sex marriages* and even demands that those deviants will be tolerated as normal people. They have on the other hand been known to be accepting of all races that the superior human species consists of, they have however as many democracies taken it a step to far and decided that instead of calling them races and notice that there is some minor differences between them decided to call them "ethnical minorities" and that they are all the same and all equally capable in all fields.
* why somebody would like to marry his or her daughter to a member of the same sex is just as baffling to me as it is to you my dear reader and for more information would you have to consult either someone whom have better education on customs of foreign nations or to send a letter to one of the many clubs or cults that attempts to promote such ideas.

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The Armed Republic of the Isles of Skibereen

is a Celtic republic whom as most nations inhabited by that particular race is located on a smaller island chain, where they have to live each day under the harsh oppression of their government whom are mainly composed of corrupt power-hungry halfwits whom are more interested in expanding their wealth and influence than watch over the men and women whom they have been appointed to protect. Another strange habit of this nation is that they allow their advisories or "ministries" to take decisions themselves instead of just advising their king*
* whom they have replaced with a common man that are replaced regularly.

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The Republic of Emothica

is another corrupt and greedy republic whom is mostly known for the fact that their leader do listen to the horrible and awful music called EMO*, and as a enthusiast of that specific music stile is he known to wear cloths that would look better on... well my dear reader I am not even certain what that clothing stile would look good on but what I can say is that it indeed is outclassed by even the most poor beggars simple tunic and trousers*. Another interesting fact is that the people whom listen to that music stile is by some jet scientific undiscovered reason often emotionally unstable and the men tend to cry as women for the slightest trouble. The nation in question is also known for sharing flag with a as of yet unknown number of nations.
* that is if it could be considered music instead of just loud noises my dear reader.
* or what the culture of his realm says that a man should wear.

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[OOC: Has anyone ever told you, you're awesome]

everyone all the time <.< >.>
alright perhaps not.

[The Floor Kippers]

Would you mind awfully evaluating me?
Extra Info http://www.nswiki.net/index.php?title=The_Floor_Kippers

[Imeriata]

The Empire of The Batorys

The batroys empire is a curious affair as it seams to have even adopted a form of multinational absolute monarchy while their leadership* at the same time is composed of inferior non-humans. Why some less evolved creatures like those have managed to adapt a such perfect form of government while many human nations still lags behind have always been a debate in the royal science advisory with theories raging from the almost heretical version that we might be wrong and humans and non-humans is equals** instead of master and slave, the most commonly recognized theory is however that they simply have copied us which would make more sense. The creatures that rule them have by the royal science advisory been classified as a sub species of the common vampire and do in tradition of that specific creature live on the blood of the millions of horrified subjects that are forced to suffer under their brutal need for blood and the strange and sometime incompetent decisions taken because of their less evolved brain. They have however been classified as a superior species amongst the rest of the non-human creatures as they have one more than one point shown to be of almost human intelligence, but they do however have a long step to take before they will be as pure as you and me my dear reader. The culture of the vampires have been discovered to be one of decadence and perversion and I can't*** publish so indecent information in a book that is open to the public but I ask of you my dear reader to take my world for it when I say that some of the perverted and even unnatural acts those creatures take part in is something that no civilized human would ever consider.
* homo necrus moroii for more details consult "the royal sciences guide to the lesser species!"
** which both you and me my dear reader knows to be a quite ridiculous thought as recent scientific evidence have shown that mankind indeed is the superior race on this globe and beyond.
*** even if I wished

[Imeriata]

The United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers

This nation were a bit strange to get information from my dear reader as I were unable to find any information on their government but from what I were able to get my hands on so are they despite their name not one of the blessed monarchies but instead yet another democracy in disguise and if this were not enough have they* in a cruel and most inhumane act decided to force a poor and less evolved creature to hold up the burden of leadership**. They have however been known to have a quite beautiful nature and could if nothing else be considered a vacation spot***.
*I were unable to understand how many times my dear reader as this nations files in the foreign relation advisories archive is by some strange reason mostly focused on history and their climate and nature.
** Something both you and me my dear reader knows is a duty which we humans must carry ourselves.
*** Even if I personally would recommend some of the realms which are guided by our gracious king and whose beauty none could compare to.

[The Floor Kippers]

The United Kingdom of The Floor Kippers

This nation were a bit strange to get information from my dear reader as I were unable to find any information on their government but from what I were able to get my hands on so are they despite their name not one of the blessed monarchies but instead yet another democracy in disguise and if this were not enough have they* in a cruel and most inhumane act decided to force a poor and less evolved creature to hold up the burden of leadership**. They have however been known to have a quite beautiful nature and could if nothing else be considered a vacation spot***.
*I were unable to understand how many times my dear reader as this nations files in the foreign relation advisories archive is by some strange reason mostly focused on history and their climate and nature.
** Something both you and me my dear reader knows is a duty which we humans must carry ourselves.
*** Even if I personally would recommend some of the realms which are guided by our gracious king and whose beauty none could compare to.

Brilliant, Thanks! Long live the King and all that!

[Imeriata]

Brilliant, Thanks! Long live the King and all that!

Sorry but I am just not sure you were totally serious when you are saying that

[The Floor Kippers]

Brilliant, Thanks! Long live the King and all that!

Sorry but I am just not sure you were totally serious when you are saying that: eyebrow:

Me? I'm always serious!

[Imeriata]

Me? I'm always serious!

Hmm carry on then...

[Ramsetia]

OOC: Very appropriate ^^. Thanks for the chuckle.

IC: We of the Imperial Territories would like to note that the prince was wearing 6 or more layers on a 39.8 degree celcius day. While in the sun. Anybody with experience in arid climates would tell you that is far too much clothing for a desert. We are not some kind of unearthly 'death world' as this thread would make us seem. Treat our climate with respect, and heatstroke won't be a concern.

[Rejistania]

The Unified Federation of Rejistania

Rejistania is another of countless nations whom attempts to combine multinational monarchy with democracy but have as most of them decided to withhold a king from the general public. This have lead to widespread depression were inferior people attempts to compete with their socially superior on equal conditions*. they have as many liberal nations a disturbing tendency to force change for change alone upon their poor subjects their strange and irrational decisions include but are not limited to; a law that forbids all salmons to live in the ocean and all rabbits to live on land. This resulted a long and costly campaign to move all said species to their new habitats in an attempt to create the most liberal environment**
* this have been known to cause a felling of failure and explains why the suicide rate is so high in similar nations.
** needless to say have they caused the extinction of their rabbit and salmon populations.

I will post that in my factbook.

[The Batorys]

The Empire of The Batorys

The batroys empire is a curious affair as it seams to have even adopted a form of multinational absolute monarchy while their leadership* at the same time is composed of inferior non-humans. Why some less evolved creatures like those have managed to adapt a such perfect form of government while many human nations still lags behind have always been a debate in the royal science advisory with theories raging from the almost heretical version that we might be wrong and humans and non-humans is equals** instead of master and slave, the most commonly recognized theory is however that they simply have copied us which would make more sense. The creatures that rule them have by the royal science advisory been classified as a sub species of the common vampire and do in tradition of that specific creature live on the blood of the millions of horrified subjects that are forced to suffer under their brutal need for blood and the strange and sometime incompetent decisions taken because of their less evolved brain. They have however been classified as a superior species amongst the rest of the non-human creatures as they have one more than one point shown to be of almost human intelligence, but they do however have a long step to take before they will be as pure as you and me my dear reader. The culture of the vampires have been discovered to be one of decadence and perversion and I can't*** publish so indecent information in a book that is open to the public but I ask of you my dear reader to take my world for it when I say that some of the perverted and even unnatural acts those creatures take part in is something that no civilized human would ever consider.
* homo necrus moroii for more details consult "the royal sciences guide to the lesser species!"
** which both you and me my dear reader knows to be a quite ridiculous thought as recent scientific evidence have shown that mankind indeed is the superior race on this globe and beyond.
*** even if I wished

Oh wow, lol. thanks.

[Imeriata]

OOC: Very appropriate ^^. Thanks for the chuckle.

IC: We of the Imperial Territories would like to note that the prince was wearing 6 or more layers on a 39.8 degree celcius day. While in the sun. Anybody with experience in arid climates would tell you that is far too much clothing for a desert. We are not some kind of unearthly 'death world' as this thread would make us seem. Treat our climate with respect, and heatstroke won't be a concern.

ooc: well "I am here to please" is my nations moto
well theoretically it is "Khrönan äro heligh!" but you get the idea

The Unified Federation of Rejistania

some well proven and well known facts

I will post that in my factbook.

by all means my good man...
or woman...
or something... damn that you can't check someone's sex on this thing

The Empire of The Batorys

More wisdom and stuff

Oh wow, lol. thanks.

no problem

[Airstrip Sixteen]

Ooh! Me, me!

Links to Airstrip Sixteen's factbook and embassy are in my sig.

[Imeriata]

The Principality of Airstrip Sixteen

Airstrip sixteen did once as we do now possessed a massive empire whom in difference of our own glorious federation fell into ruin and poverty* and today do only a fragment of this great state exist. They have however managed to keep a form of nobility who rule by voting instead of aiding their king in ruling their nation**. their nobility is however divided in two ranks*** but what difference from our own flawless system is that they have more than one noble in the higher rank per realm or Municipal Provinces and camps as they call them themselves.
*a good example why multinational absolute monarchy is better than normal monarchy, which in itself is not bad at all but it is not as flawless as the multinational kind.
** like the nobility in the realm of Northern Venezue rules as they lack a title between king (which my dear reader probably knows hold their title of duke) and lord for more information would I recommend to my dear reader to read "the realms of Imeriata by yours truly.
*** pretty much like our own is my dear reader.