Your nations defenses

[Great Nepal]

Nuclear wepons ready to lunch
Anti balastic missiles, ready to lunch

Easy to bypass.

When we decide to attack you, we'll do it around breakfast.

You can eat them, but you will be something like:-

:lol2:

[Georgism]

As a nation with a lot of enemys through out the world, defence is the first priority of the goverment. There are Lots of huge defence in our natin, some of them are:-
Defence satellite, which moniters the movemnt of foreign armys.
24/7 ready army.
Nuclear wepons ready to lunch, 24/7
Anti balastic missiles, ready to lunch 24/7
Undercover agents in most of the nations who are overpaid to reduce chances of double agent.
Huge wall in mainland. (not in expanded areas or colonies, we dont care much about peopke in our colonies)
24/7 armed AA guns.
control of goverment.
Natural defenses, like the huge, mountain of 8895meters on north simplly prevents any war machines to get through.
And a lot more......

Pfft. That's nothing. My army could easily get through that.

Guess you dont know what is connection between the Defense satellite and my ready to lunch nuke....... If any nation's army is seen to be moving towards Great Nepal, the nuclear system gets activated, and it starts to lunch nuclear weapons continuously (until operator stops it) towards the country who dared to invade Great Nepal.

Thing is, my army consists of one person. That's me. I look like a civilian. I'm 16. How're you going to tell I'm an invasion force?

[Great Nepal]

As a nation with a lot of enemys through out the world, defence is the first priority of the goverment. There are Lots of huge defence in our natin, some of them are:-
Defence satellite, which moniters the movemnt of foreign armys.
24/7 ready army.
Nuclear wepons ready to lunch, 24/7
Anti balastic missiles, ready to lunch 24/7
Undercover agents in most of the nations who are overpaid to reduce chances of double agent.
Huge wall in mainland. (not in expanded areas or colonies, we dont care much about peopke in our colonies)
24/7 armed AA guns.
control of goverment.
Natural defenses, like the huge, mountain of 8895meters on north simplly prevents any war machines to get through.
And a lot more......

Pfft. That's nothing. My army could easily get through that.

Guess you dont know what is connection between the Defense satellite and my ready to lunch nuke....... If any nation's army is seen to be moving towards Great Nepal, the nuclear system gets activated, and it starts to lunch nuclear weapons continuously (until operator stops it) towards the country who dared to invade Great Nepal.

Thing is, my army consists of one person. That's me. I look like a civilian. I'm 16. How're you going to tell I'm an invasion force?

That's even better! My army of more than 20 million men will kill your "entire army" with in seconds.

[Satirius]

I also doubt any ICBM is targeted finely enough to get a single bedroom landlocked by a major world power that would certainly launch back.

[Hurtful Thoughts]

Landfills.
Naval Mines.
Jungle-hell landscape.
Waist-high impassable barricades From which you tanks cannot engage the enemy, but the enemy has no problems engaging you.
Threat of using WMDs.
Anti-tank Mines.
A convienently placed network of railway-artillery along my borders and at every major rail junction.
That goddamn wall! "I told you to tear it down, Kruschev!"
Spies, sapping your moral.
Scatterable Anti-personel Mines.
Anti-Helicopter mines.
Tanks, in places were there shouldn't be any.
Fougasses
'A grasp of tactics'/More than just an informed ability
Heavy interceptors that act an awful lot like watered-down F-14Cs armed with AIM-54s...
A heavily-armed peasantry.
Submarines on coastal-patrol.
Demonic Spiders... Of unusually large size...
Kamikaze spy satallites... They'll go skylab on your skynet...
An assault-rifle cartridge that can punch holes in your IFVs like they were paper
LOTS OF FRIGATES
Threat of calling-in Allies with lots of nukes.
Goddamn bats!
Combat-sappers, screwing your battle-plans...
Surface-to-Air missiles in unlikely places.
BLINDING LASERS

And mudkips.

But in short:
Everything. Is out. To kill. You.
Because I'm "The guy", and you, aren't.

So stop having fun.


Yes... No Endorse's Nuclear-Ontos 'joke' is already 3 years old.
It's just more funny now.

[United Earthlings]

Meh, it's not as catchy

That's entirely the point...

[Hitsuzen-Asuka Tribes]

WE ARE the defense!

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Steppes, winter, a well trained armed forces, a ferociously dedicated militia...

[Inutoland]

We too are an island but our defenses begin thousands of miles away.

We have spies in your capitals monitoring your movements and your intentions. We have submarines outside your harbours watching your shipping. We have satellites watching your aircraft. We have AWACS and long-range reconnaisance aircraft watching anything that comes anywhere near our island.

If an invasion fleet approaches us, it will be intercepted far out to sea and troopships warships will be destroyed. If any manage to reach our beaches, we have thousands of torpedo boats and missile boats to deal with them.

Our cities are protected by armoured divisions and our light and heavy infantry will harass any attempted movement on our territory.

Even if we are overrun, we have millions of guerrilla-trained militiamen who will hide in the hills and make life extremely unpleasant for any occupation force, forever.

In summary, it would be hardly worth the effort for anybody to attack us. You'll be farther ahead by asking politely for whatever you want and negotiating a fair price.

-- Gen. Castro-Stalina

^ This. But on a slightly smaller scale. And there'd plenty of hostile local wildlife that we've dealt with all our lives and you haven't.

[Mikedor]

Naval patrols by small, fast ships, with a large fleet to react to threats, backed up by the most civilised army known to man.

[De Baca]

De Baca's initial defenses begin with the State Department's highly trained corps of diplomats and ambassadors, whose job include obligation unto De Baca and her people to help prevent conflict.

Failing that, we have a small but modern Navy, which includes missile-armed surface warships, and submarines.

Upon the land, we have a small (for our size), but well equipped Army, and a capable Air Force.

De Baca's intelligence agencies are also quite skillful, and while we don't claim they have spies in every capital, which would be total crap, it is the Republic's national policy to be as secretive about them as possible.

[Bafuria]

Spies, naval patrols, awacs planes, our doomsday machine...

Just the usual stuff.

[Crownovia]

While we don't have a lot of fancy acronyms and impossible defenses waiting for you, rest assured we'll make your soldiers pay for every inch in blood.

[Valkern]

Bunkers, patrols, and intelligence are all well and good, Valkern certainly has its share of these. But what happens when the enemy simply bombards your country with WMDs? The soldiers in their bunkers will find themselves trapped between a hostile army in front of them, and a radioactive wasteland behind them. The true test of a nation's defenses is how they respond to enemy superweapons, in addition to conventional attacks.

Our scientists work around the clock to develop new secret weapons and WMD countermeasures. One of the projects we are working on
(I may as well tell you, since your spies are going to find out about it anyway) is weapon that hacks a guided missile's navigation system. The idea is that missiles with a pre-programmed target use a series of coordinates to get from launch point to target. If program/virus can hack the guidence system, it can reverse the coordinates so that the enemy's own missile returns to the place it was launched, and blows it up. So far, we have succeeded in developing a device that can do this to a guided missile, however doing it to a missile while it is moving continues to be a problem.

[Hurtful Thoughts]

You know that most ICBMs are inertially guided instead of electronically guided right?

And the ones that do qualify -as guided MARVs- usually lack the loft during terminal guidance to 'return to sender'.

The fact that such guidance is usually a hardwired self-contained and isolated integrated component, and not liable to a software-glitch unless you plugged into the iterface and manually pressed the rest-button on the launch-pad, would make things even more difficult.

[Ug Cave]

Ug cave have many big scary men with big club


They hunt mammoth and scare off big sabre-tooth tiger!

[Haiz]

Haiz has no defensive or offensive forces.

[Niravon]

Most of Niravon's focus is in defensive capabilities. 2/3rds of our military force is trained for homeland defense and the 1/3rd left over are mostly reserves as Niravon rarely sees any reason to invade another Nation, as we already have a whole region to ourselves.

Rail Technology:
We have developed Rail Technology, which uses magnets to propel objects of mostly metal substance at enough force to pierce an armored tank, and that's just in our Rail Rifles. The Rail Cannons can prove to be much more devastating.


'Airborne' Weapons:
Gas masks are standard issue in Niravon Military, as we employ heavy use of not only Chemical Weapons, but also airborne viruses. Thus, giving us a simple way to fight wars without risking the lives of our soldiers too much.


Apocalypse Tanks:
Triple barreled Rail Cannons mounted on tank chassis. The Apocalypse Tanks are also armed with four side piston anti-infantry chain guns, or anti-tank missile launchers. These tanks are large enough to house a fully operational navigational system, a laser guided targeting system and a five man crew.


Armageddon Walkers:
Massive robotic platforms the size of three story buildings. Normally armed with a bottom mounted Rail Cannon, top mounted Anti-Aircraft missile pod and side piston mounted anti-infantry chainguns. They are designed to fight within any terrain and using jump pack technology they can move over tall obstacles easily.


'Big Bob':
At the center of our Nation is Big Bob, the most glorious of all of our nation's achievements. A massive Rail Cannon that can wipe out whole sections of enemy troops with ease. The Big Bob Rail Cannon can only be armed by High Lord Alcar Makaris, the current military commander. This is a last resort option.


Armored Legions:
Another pride of Niravon is our Armored Legions, 100 legions made up of 1000 tanks each. These legions are piloted by our most skilled and elite tank pilots. Each tank is mounted with a miniature Rail Cannon and an array of side piston mounted weaponry ranging from Chainguns to several conjoined Rail Rifles.


The only flaw in our defenses is the almost complete lack in Anti-Air weaponry.

[Wolohanistan]

Wolohanistan maintains a Maginot-line-esque the length and breadth of our nation. Border cannons from the 1930's can be found alongside modern SAM launchers. Our blighted land itself also protects us. To the north is the great tundra, further south begins a ring of mountains that encircles the Central Steppe. The steppe itself can range from desert like conditions (Think cold desert, like some of the gobi) to the ash wastes further south. If an enemy managed to surpass this, they would still have to face the bulk of the Wolohanistani armed forces.

[Imeriata]

The Imerian continent is mostly protected by the tundra in the north, the central mountain range and the southern lowland forests that are manned by the armed forces of the federation as her guardians! the rest of the federation is defended by delaying tactics in the attacked realm while the rest of the federation launches an overwhelming counter attack that as a storm sweep away the enemy before our might!

[New La Habana]

Our main defence is SOL Mk VII (Strategic Orbital Laser Mark Seven), an orbital weapon platform which fires an intense focused beam of light at a target, heating it to in excess of 1,000,000,000°C in a fraction of a second. The size of the target area is adjustable, from the size of a car to the size of a military base. The weapon was designed as a countermeasure to nuclear weapons; SOL would target the launch silos with a focused or wide beam, depending on the number of silos. SOL can also be used in the event of an invasion by an aggressor, as it can target key government and communications facilities in enemy territory.

SOL Mk VII

[Umbagar]

Because my nation is still a fledgling nation with a 1% tax rate, our national defenses consist of a 6 inch deep ditch with tacks in it that runs around the border. (and even that cut into our defense budget for next year) If you're going to invade, please come barefoot.

[Thurask]

A wall of tanks, some Davy Crocketts, and a disregard for collateral damage.

[Krakadarek]

Land and sea mines followed up by 600/1000 meters of beach covered by machine gun pillboxes and anti tank guided weapons and anti tank guns AA guns mortars with interlocking fields of fire.
3 kilometers after that are 2 kursk/Iraqi styled defensive lines with ditches with gun pillboxes and anti tank guided weapons and anti tank guns AA guns mortars with interlocking fields of fire GPS jammers anti shipping missiles and long range SAM-sites.
And the entire nation has about 12 major AA sites (5 around the capital)

[Valkern]

You know that most ICBMs are inertially guided instead of electronically guided right?

And the ones that do qualify -as guided MARVs- usually lack the loft during terminal guidance to 'return to sender'.

The fact that such guidance is usually a hardwired self-contained and isolated integrated component, and not liable to a software-glitch unless you plugged into the iterface and manually pressed the rest-button on the launch-pad, would make things even more difficult.

Curses! Its Real Science, our old nemesis! You may have won this round, Real Science, but we will continue to build death-rays all the same.

I guess you learn something everyday.