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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:30 am
by Airstrip Sixteen
Airstrip Sixteen has a formidable navy guarding the coral-infested waters that surround its territory. Ignoring Airstrip Sixteen's standing army, the nation also has a defensive force, the Sixteenth Legion, which, besides imposing constant martial law, also stand at the ready in case of invasion. Every major Municipal Province as well as a handful of Processing Camps are protected by anti-aircraft batteries.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:37 am
by Trodenhiem
Trodenhiem's Empress is omniscient and omnipotent, as such we need no real defences except the billions of laser toting demons that she summons.

In seriousness watch the film Jin-Roh for an idea of what our infantry is like, the play Warhammer 40k and check out the Imperial Guard tanks.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:57 am
by Promethius Prime
*An old fashioned black computer screen with a green prompt script on it sits before you. There is no keyboard or mouse or other human interface that you can see, behind this screen is a large rusting steel encased processor. The whole thing looks much like something out of the Fallout series, except that on top of the processor is wired a rather frightening penguin, it glares at you and says.*

"Meep."

*A large deflector shield appears around the whole thing, then an outer anti-matter shield and then a force field. A number of very unpleasant looking automated turrets appear and messge, barely visible, appears in the green text on the prompt screen.*

/>- Fearmod_enable 1
/>- Penguin_activate 1
/>- Boot_prompt_2376 1
//=THIS IS A RATHER FRIGHTENING PENGUIN, IT SERVES THE 50TB 10500RPM HDD, PROMETHIUS, MODEL PRIME. ADVISED COURSE OF ACTION...
/>- Boot_prompt_2399 1
//=RETREAT FROM THE CONSOLE.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:02 am
by Georgism
Promethius Prime wrote:*An old fashioned black computer screen with a green prompt script on it sits before you. There is no keyboard or mouse or other human interface that you can see, behind this screen is a large rusting steel encased processor. The whole thing looks much like something out of the Fallout series, except that on top of the processor is wired a rather frightening penguin, it glares at you and says.*

"Meep."

*A large deflector shield appears around the whole thing, then an outer anti-matter shield and then a force field. A number of very unpleasant looking automated turrets appear and messge, barely visible, appears in the green text on the prompt screen.*

/>- Fearmod_enable 1
/>- Penguin_activate 1
/>- Boot_prompt_2376 1
//=THIS IS A RATHER FRIGHTENING PENGUIN, IT SERVES THE 50TB 10500RPM HDD, PROMETHIUS, MODEL PRIME. ADVISED COURSE OF ACTION...
/>- Boot_prompt_2399 1
//=RETREAT FROM THE CONSOLE.

So essentially what you're saying is that your entire nation is protected by linux?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:05 am
by Promethius Prime
/>- BOOT_PROMPT_0223 1
//=LINUX IS INFERIOR TO THE PROMETHIUS SYSTEM, MODEL PRIME. WE ARE THE FUTURE OF SOFTWARE AND COMPUTING TECHNOLOGY.
/>- BOOT_PROMPT_2399 1
//=RETREAT FROM THE CONSOLE.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:11 am
by Georgism
Promethius Prime wrote:/>- BOOT_PROMPT_0223 1
//=LINUX IS INFERIOR TO THE PROMETHIUS SYSTEM, MODEL PRIME. WE ARE THE FUTURE OF SOFTWARE AND COMPUTING TECHNOLOGY.
/>- BOOT_PROMPT_2399 1
//=RETREAT FROM THE CONSOLE.

I'll take that as a no ;)

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:20 am
by Promethius Prime
/>- WEAPON_OPERATE_IDENTIFY_012 1
//=COMMAND TARGET VARIABLE IDENTIFIED...
//=GEORGISM...
/>- TARGET_REFCHECK 1
//=TARGET CONFIRMED
/>- FEARMOD_COMMAND_AUTH_CHECK 1
//=FEARMOD COMMAND CONFIRMED.
/>- WEAPON_OPERATE_PREP_001 1
//=OPERATION COMPLETE.
/>- BOOT_ERROR_WARN_02302 1
//=FAILURE TO RETREAT FROM THE CONSOLE WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION OF YOUR COMMAND SCRIPT.
/>- BOOT_HELPDESK_INQ_1120 1
//=WOULD YOU LIKE ASSISTANCE WITH THE ERROR_WARN STRING?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:22 am
by United Earthlings
Fatatatutti wrote:There's an old Fatatatutian saying: The best defense is not having any enemies.

-- Gen. Castro-Stalina


8) Well put, but taken one step further...

An really really old saying from back in the days before the Commonwealth even existed.

"The affairs of the world should neither concern nor beguile us beyond the mundane existence of simple diplomatic relations, the affairs of our own citizens should be the upmost of importance in concern to the collective conscience of this nation’s citizenry with neutrality and isolationism being the two most powerful weapons today in this nation's arsenal guaranteed to secure that sovereign right for future generations."

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:27 am
by Georgism
Promethius Prime wrote:/>- WEAPON_OPERATE_IDENTIFY_012 1
//=COMMAND TARGET VARIABLE IDENTIFIED...
//=GEORGISM...
/>- TARGET_REFCHECK 1
//=TARGET CONFIRMED
/>- FEARMOD_COMMAND_AUTH_CHECK 1
//=FEARMOD COMMAND CONFIRMED.
/>- WEAPON_OPERATE_PREP_001 1
//=OPERATION COMPLETE.
/>- BOOT_ERROR_WARN_02302 1
//=FAILURE TO RETREAT FROM THE CONSOLE WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION OF YOUR COMMAND SCRIPT.
/>- BOOT_HELPDESK_INQ_1120 1
//=WOULD YOU LIKE ASSISTANCE WITH THE ERROR_WARN STRING?

:lol: Please, don't set your Penguin on us...I just tidied my room this morning :(

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:40 am
by Great Nepal
As a nation with a lot of enemys through out the world, defence is the first priority of the goverment. There are Lots of huge defence in our natin, some of them are:-
Defence satellite, which moniters the movemnt of foreign armys.
24/7 ready army.
Nuclear wepons ready to lunch, 24/7
Anti balastic missiles, ready to lunch 24/7
Undercover agents in most of the nations who are overpaid to reduce chances of double agent.
Huge wall in mainland. (not in expanded areas or colonies, we dont care much about peopke in our colonies)
24/7 armed AA guns.
control of goverment.
Natural defenses, like the huge, mountain of 8895meters on north simplly prevents any war machines to get through.
And a lot more......

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:44 am
by Promethius Prime
/>- BOOT_HELPDESK_PROC 1
//=PROCESSING...
//=COMPLETE!
/>- BOOT_HELPDESK_RESP #REF1101922.1 1
//=HELPDESK IS UNABLE TO ASSIST IN YOUR REQUEST. MEET COMMAND VARIABLE PARAMETERS OF COMMAND SCRIPT TERMINATION WILL OCCUR ON TARGET #REF1101922 USER=GEORGISM.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 2:59 am
by Georgism
Promethius Prime wrote:/>- BOOT_HELPDESK_PROC 1
//=PROCESSING...
//=COMPLETE!
/>- BOOT_HELPDESK_RESP #REF1101922.1 1
//=HELPDESK IS UNABLE TO ASSIST IN YOUR REQUEST. MEET COMMAND VARIABLE PARAMETERS OF COMMAND SCRIPT TERMINATION WILL OCCUR ON TARGET #REF1101922 USER=GEORGISM.

*Flicks the power switch*

;)

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:00 am
by Georgism
Great Nepal wrote:As a nation with a lot of enemys through out the world, defence is the first priority of the goverment. There are Lots of huge defence in our natin, some of them are:-
Defence satellite, which moniters the movemnt of foreign armys.
24/7 ready army.
Nuclear wepons ready to lunch, 24/7
Anti balastic missiles, ready to lunch 24/7
Undercover agents in most of the nations who are overpaid to reduce chances of double agent.
Huge wall in mainland. (not in expanded areas or colonies, we dont care much about peopke in our colonies)
24/7 armed AA guns.
control of goverment.
Natural defenses, like the huge, mountain of 8895meters on north simplly prevents any war machines to get through.
And a lot more......

Pfft. That's nothing. My army could easily get through that.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:14 am
by New Immortallia
The People and their love of their liberty :lol:



Plus... we keep spies everywhere and an active database on every nation and region we interact with, threats are never surprising :p

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:14 am
by Georgism
United Earthlings wrote:
Fatatatutti wrote:There's an old Fatatatutian saying: The best defense is not having any enemies.

-- Gen. Castro-Stalina


8) Well put, but taken one step further...

An really really old saying from back in the days before the Commonwealth even existed.

"The affairs of the world should neither concern nor beguile us beyond the mundane existence of simple diplomatic relations, the affairs of our own citizens should be the upmost of importance in concern to the collective conscience of this nation’s citizenry with neutrality and isolationism being the two most powerful weapons today in this nation's arsenal guaranteed to secure that sovereign right for future generations."

Meh, it's not as catchy :)

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:23 am
by Victorious Decepticons
We have installed many weapons-satellites in orbit around the Earth, and if we see any unauthorized craft trying to land, we'll blast said craft out of the sky.

As for Cybertron, the only way a biological can even live here is if it wears a space suit--

Fatatatutti wrote:We have spies in your capitals monitoring your movements and your intentions.

Oh - so THAT'S who that guy down there in the space suit is!
*GLORCH*

And here we had thought it was a very dedicated "extreme tourist."

*scrapes off red goo from foot using an old dipstick*

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:32 am
by Aterkial
Nice try. I'm still not telling ANYONE ANYTHING about Aterkial's Defenses. :eyebrow:

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:40 am
by Promethius Prime
/>- BOOT_PROMPT_9023 1
//=FEARMOD DISENGAGED TURNING THE PASSIVE STANCE.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:46 am
by Victorious Decepticons
(Never mind this)

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:46 am
by Greater Entrina
GE has the Mechanised Military a semi-robotic assault force. what little human soldiers in the Mechanised Military are clad in Power Armor and wield the lastest weapons and gadgets.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:46 am
by Vault 10
It was that way when we got there!

The evidence was not obtained legally!

Temporary insanity!

Entrapment!

I did it for the lulz!

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:53 am
by Imperial isa

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:55 am
by Vault 10
Great Nepal wrote: Nuclear wepons ready to lunch
Anti balastic missiles, ready to lunch

Easy to bypass.

When we decide to attack you, we'll do it around breakfast.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:01 am
by Satirius
Vault 10 wrote:
Great Nepal wrote: Nuclear wepons ready to lunch
Anti balastic missiles, ready to lunch

Easy to bypass.

When we decide to attack you, we'll do it around breakfast.

Eating those things for a midday meal is never a good idea.

You'll probably need a bypass, and it won't be easy.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:31 am
by Great Nepal
Georgism wrote:
Great Nepal wrote:As a nation with a lot of enemys through out the world, defence is the first priority of the goverment. There are Lots of huge defence in our natin, some of them are:-
Defence satellite, which moniters the movemnt of foreign armys.
24/7 ready army.
Nuclear wepons ready to lunch, 24/7
Anti balastic missiles, ready to lunch 24/7
Undercover agents in most of the nations who are overpaid to reduce chances of double agent.
Huge wall in mainland. (not in expanded areas or colonies, we dont care much about peopke in our colonies)
24/7 armed AA guns.
control of goverment.
Natural defenses, like the huge, mountain of 8895meters on north simplly prevents any war machines to get through.
And a lot more......

Pfft. That's nothing. My army could easily get through that.

Guess you dont know what is connection between the Defense satellite and my ready to lunch nuke....... If any nation's army is seen to be moving towards Great Nepal, the nuclear system gets activated, and it starts to lunch nuclear weapons continuously (until operator stops it) towards the country who dared to invade Great Nepal.