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by Valentine Z » Sat Nov 24, 2018 12:07 pm
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆
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Me, a fascist ?! They think so; in their words: "Far-left neo-Valentinist party “Democratic” finally banned after investigations find that it sponsored anti-Selanese movements overseas."Selanese Empire wrote:Not many would notice except for the little cult surrounding him.
by Valentine Z » Thu Dec 06, 2018 10:00 pm
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by Valentine Z » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:24 am
Despite our cheerful, happy and all-round-love image, we have to admit (and is rather ashamed) that we still have a torture device reserved for... scum of the Earth. We call it "The Pacifier".
The device is similar to an electric chair, but labeled with obvious warnings and clarifications that it will NOT kill a person. It does not physically damage the body, but rather, it shoots low-voltage electricity to the user's brain, which in turn fires all the nerves in his body. The result? Complete, total, immobile sensation of pain all over. The default duration can vary, depending on the damage done on the victim by the offender.
The use of the device is strictly regulated, there's only one built, and only General Valentijn or Surveillant Clarissa are allowed to flip the switch. Reserved (but not exhaustive) to:
- Rapists: 20 - 80 seconds. Only if convicted with evidence. False accusations will result in a hefty fine (at least $ 60.000 Valentian Credits, or USD 120.000) for the accuser.
- Tormentors: 8 - 20 seconds. Ironic that a tormentor is being tortured, no?
- Homicide: 10 - 30 seconds.
- Animal Abuse: Flat 200 seconds, nothing less. No, that's not an extra zero. Doubled if the abused animal is a cat.
- Terrorism: 10 - 30 seconds. Lower limit is due to the fact that some are not heavily radicalized.
- Honor Killing: 20 - 30 seconds. Quadrupled (4x) if the victim is raped or tormented along the way.
- Matricide: 20 - 60 seconds. Unless you can prove that your mother is trying to kill you first.
- Patricide: 20 - 60 seconds. Unless you can prove that your father is trying to kill you first.
- Pedophilia: 8 - 80 seconds. Only if the person is found guilty of raping the underaged, unwanted physical contact, or possessing pornography of the victim.
- Slavery: 3 seconds, times the number of slaves you own. Capped at 300 seconds.
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆
♡ Issues Thread ♡ Photography Stuff ♡ Project: Save F7. ♡ Stats Analysis ♡
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• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Me, a fascist ?! They think so; in their words: "Far-left neo-Valentinist party “Democratic” finally banned after investigations find that it sponsored anti-Selanese movements overseas."Selanese Empire wrote:Not many would notice except for the little cult surrounding him.
by Valentine Z » Fri Feb 08, 2019 9:57 am
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆
♡ Issues Thread ♡ Photography Stuff ♡ Project: Save F7. ♡ Stats Analysis ♡
♡ The Sixty! ♡ Valentian Stories! ♡ Gwen's Adventures! ♡
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Me, a fascist ?! They think so; in their words: "Far-left neo-Valentinist party “Democratic” finally banned after investigations find that it sponsored anti-Selanese movements overseas."Selanese Empire wrote:Not many would notice except for the little cult surrounding him.
by Valentine Z » Tue Feb 12, 2019 1:56 pm
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆
♡ Issues Thread ♡ Photography Stuff ♡ Project: Save F7. ♡ Stats Analysis ♡
♡ The Sixty! ♡ Valentian Stories! ♡ Gwen's Adventures! ♡
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Me, a fascist ?! They think so; in their words: "Far-left neo-Valentinist party “Democratic” finally banned after investigations find that it sponsored anti-Selanese movements overseas."Selanese Empire wrote:Not many would notice except for the little cult surrounding him.
by Valentine Z » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:02 am
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆
♡ Issues Thread ♡ Photography Stuff ♡ Project: Save F7. ♡ Stats Analysis ♡
♡ The Sixty! ♡ Valentian Stories! ♡ Gwen's Adventures! ♡
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Me, a fascist ?! They think so; in their words: "Far-left neo-Valentinist party “Democratic” finally banned after investigations find that it sponsored anti-Selanese movements overseas."Selanese Empire wrote:Not many would notice except for the little cult surrounding him.
by Valentine Z » Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:08 am
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆
♡ Issues Thread ♡ Photography Stuff ♡ Project: Save F7. ♡ Stats Analysis ♡
♡ The Sixty! ♡ Valentian Stories! ♡ Gwen's Adventures! ♡
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Me, a fascist ?! They think so; in their words: "Far-left neo-Valentinist party “Democratic” finally banned after investigations find that it sponsored anti-Selanese movements overseas."Selanese Empire wrote:Not many would notice except for the little cult surrounding him.
by Valentine Z » Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:44 am
Love Letters from Valentine Z0.25 Valentian Credits
Standard EditionOld Earth Time: 2080 - February - 20
Decimal Time: 25 - 289 - 2 : 80 : 00♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
It is of great and exciting times to announce that our very own Exuberant Superintendent T-1000/2904 Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya « La Amoureux Chéri » Millie Taissa Butterfly Mélody Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Samantha Zeta Harumi is now able to pinpoint herself with extreme high accuracy and precision with her own built-in GPS.
How it works is a combination of technological, and even down to some potentially sci-fi aspects of her. For context, Clarissa used to have a local storage on her, which in turn has a decent amount of storage and RAM capacity. She initially started off with 5000 exa exa zettabytes (5 x 1060 bytes) of storage, along with 16 exa exa zettabytes (1.6 x 1058 bytes) of RAM. These are all impressive numbers, from what we have been told! However, her recent access into another dimension has her using the said dimension to expand her storage and computational capabilities, housing a massive supercomputer that is said to occupy more than the volume of our visible universe. Technicalities aside, this simply means that Clarissa was able to expand out well beyond what the Earthly devices can do, being the forefront and innovation of the Valentian Technological and Scientific Pursuits.
Going back to the actual meat of the news, Clarissa has indeed used the early version of this technology in order to save the Earth and to re-use this data to reconstruct the planet on a surface (and a few km's of depth) level. At that time, her storage and RAM capacities were suspected to be a bottleneck. And now that she got the entire massive universe worth of computers at her disposal, she was able to use said power to simulate the entire Earth within her hyperspace head. With this, along with the 1 x 1020 calculations per second going on, Clarissa was able to pinpoint her exact location on Earth in real-time, all the time; the GPS satellites are no longer an issue for her.
Her measurements were accurate with an error of 1 cm every 10,000 km, though this can change to 1 cm every 1-20 meters if there were changes to the landscape (which can be as simple as an overhead cliff breaking). If this happens, Clarissa was then able to launch a drone to scan the surroundings and update herself with this new info.
We feel that this new technology, while not available to the mass due to the massive computational power needed, would prove to be useful for the Valentians in many, many ways. From novelties of measuring distances and heights, to finding and locating natural disaster victims, among many other circumstances.
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆
♡ Issues Thread ♡ Photography Stuff ♡ Project: Save F7. ♡ Stats Analysis ♡
♡ The Sixty! ♡ Valentian Stories! ♡ Gwen's Adventures! ♡
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Me, a fascist ?! They think so; in their words: "Far-left neo-Valentinist party “Democratic” finally banned after investigations find that it sponsored anti-Selanese movements overseas."Selanese Empire wrote:Not many would notice except for the little cult surrounding him.
by Valentine Z » Wed Feb 19, 2020 10:19 am
Love Letters from Valentine Z0.25 Valentian Credits
Standard EditionOld Earth Time: 2080 - February - 25
Decimal Time: 25 - 293 - 6 : 00 : 00♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Today was a great day for our fellow Valentians in NSSCRA 9, whereby our fellow Fate of the Omniverse, Gwen Tracer Allison, has snagged herself the first place on the very first race, after finishing the previous race with 18th position (but it was an Exhibition Race, so it didn't count). Sporting her bright and refurbished #31 T-Racer Holdings car, she started off at 10th on the last segment and along the way, she was passing through various cars. Some of them have gave her an intense competition, but she managed to win with nearly 0.200 seconds in front of the second car behind her. Fans, NSSCRA officials, along with the many other fellow racers, have stated that it was quite a surprise from Gwen, having her do a finish for the very first race, after taking a break between the previous season and the current season.
Angeline stated that, "Gwen was on her edge after having that nightmare involving a rather large bunny, along with 80 Cocoabos (native animals to Cocoabo Preservation / Cocoabo Park) chanting at her to win."
Gwen could not be reached for comments 2-3 hours after the race. Only after that then she voiced out that she "felt a lot better and that I hope to take on the future challenges ahead of me."
Finishing 1st on the very first race that matters, fans and people around her have already set up high expectations for Gwen. I, along with the Valentians, wish her all the best.
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆
♡ Issues Thread ♡ Photography Stuff ♡ Project: Save F7. ♡ Stats Analysis ♡
♡ The Sixty! ♡ Valentian Stories! ♡ Gwen's Adventures! ♡
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Me, a fascist ?! They think so; in their words: "Far-left neo-Valentinist party “Democratic” finally banned after investigations find that it sponsored anti-Selanese movements overseas."Selanese Empire wrote:Not many would notice except for the little cult surrounding him.
by Valentine Z » Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:07 am
Love Letters from Valentine Z0.25 Valentian Credits
Standard EditionOld Earth Time: 2080 - March - 20
Decimal Time: 25 - 314 - 3 : 36 : 00♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
Today was both a great day and a tragedy for the Valentians, as Clarissa has seen herself in a car crash that resulted in a roll over 11 times, completely wrecking her body and her vehicle in the process. With the salary from Valentijn, as well as from the other Valentians, the vehicle was replaceable and an exact 1:1 car is slated to be ready for Clarissa by the next qualifications. However, Clarissa became a completely different issue, as during the race, a bump caused her to violently hit her head onto the roof of the car, resulting in a disconnection to her dimensional cloud (her own massive server in another dimension), along with her local storage devices in her body completely erased and devoid of data.
On the other hand, Valentina would get her very first accomplishment in the realm of racing, finishing 3rd and winning herself a bronze trophy. She remarked that she is happy with her own victory, and nevertheless, she would never see the Clarissa issue as overshadowing her own accomplishment. "Her accident shook me as well. Sure, we have time to celebrate, but I also want to give my condolences... at least for a while, as Clarissa crashed and burned."
As a result, we have made ourselves a rule that our drivers may NOT exceed 205.74 cm / 6’ 9” while they are in their vehicles. No exceptions, we say. We are also sorry to #01 of Cristensen Kalsters from Islas Aaland for the mishap.
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ \(^_^)/ ☆
♡ Issues Thread ♡ Photography Stuff ♡ Project: Save F7. ♡ Stats Analysis ♡
♡ The Sixty! ♡ Valentian Stories! ♡ Gwen's Adventures! ♡
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Me, a fascist ?! They think so; in their words: "Far-left neo-Valentinist party “Democratic” finally banned after investigations find that it sponsored anti-Selanese movements overseas."Selanese Empire wrote:Not many would notice except for the little cult surrounding him.
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