Ask the Archdemons [Q&A]

[Warhaven]

"Ooo, sounds good! I'm always in the mood for new recipes..."
- Archdemon Gluttony

A lesser demon with the ability to phase through solid matter and most forms of energy at will turns up bearing a thick tome filled with delightful and interesting recepies.

" Delivery for Lord Gluttony of Daimonica from Lord Gluttony of Warhaven." The demon said with utmost courtesy.

[Alanis Star]

Does Lust have desire for everyone, or everything, around them? Seems like they will just get their hands on everything!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Harumi

[Daimonica]

"Ooo, sounds good! I'm always in the mood for new recipes..."
- Archdemon Gluttony



"No such thing exists."
- Archdemon Pride

“You’re clearly pretend/wannabe demons then, because I’ve met a demon woodchuck.”

"Suuuuure you have."
- Archdemon Pride

@Wrath
“Dear wrath, is their anyway of possibly becoming immortal? Perhaps we could strike a deal, my immorality in exchange for 50,000 of my people’s lives every single year? If that is to little I am more than willing to go higher. Anything for the ability to live forever and be worshipped as a god among men by the peasants that lick my boots.”

-Glorious lord and Savior Whilhelm

"I DO NOT HAND OUT IMMORTALITY, YOU PATHETIC MORTAL! IF YOU WISH TO LIVE FOREVER THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO GROVEL TO PRIDE ABOUT SUCH NONSENSE!"
- Archdemon Wrath

"Right then. You what immortality? Alright. Sacrifice your child(ren) in my name and you've got a deal. If you don't have any, best get to making some. Doesn't matter if they're made in wombs or test tubes, I'm not picky."
- Archdemon Pride

Opinions on God?

"Guy's a dick. On this we can all agree."
- Archdemon Pride

Dear Madam Lust!

I usually should not be conversing with one of the sins but tell me, why in the world would you waste your time collecting mortal servants and taking them away from God's light? Why not stay with this horrible sin, Pride, who will most probably fulfill all your desires?

You are a higher power than I am but still, I have heard you like mortals that challenge you. I would be appreciative if you gave answered my questions so I can resist your temptations and prove my faith.

Yours faithfully
Queen Regnant Eva Jensen

"Oh beautiful, I don't think you understand. My needs are beyond fulfilling - not even Pride can fulfill them all! That's why I always try to keep playthings on hand at all times. Besides, why would I not want to turn mortals away from God's light? He's an old fuddy-duddy with all his silly rules!"
- Archdemon Lust

“What impact are you capable of having upon emotionless and logical machines such as myself?”

- The Tenth

"None, unfortunately. Being sentient machines, you have no soul and therefor there is nothing we can do to influence or manipulate you. Even if we could, your lack of a soul would make such an endeavor unrewarding."
- Archdemon Pride

“Does Wrath, as well as violence and destruction in general, also embody the glorious quest of JUSTICE?”

- The Twelfth

"WEAKER MORTALS BELIEVE THAT VENGEANCE I NOT COMPATIBLE WITH JUSTICE! BUT THERE IS NO TRUE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO - THUS IT IS THAT I AM AS MUCH A FORCE FOR JUSTICE AS I AM FOR INJUSTICE!"
- Archdemon Wrath

“My, my, aren’t you a chaotic lot? What stops you all from killing each other? I understand why Sloth and Gluttony would be too lazy, Greed and Envy too busy with other endeavours, but why hasn’t, say, Wrath murdered all the other Archdemons? Do you have some form of collaboration that forbids such? Or are you all just waiting for the right moment to make that move?”

- The Eleventh

"I'm a bit disappointed nobody asked sooner, to be honest! Disappointed, but not surprised.

It may surprise you, however, that there used to be more than just seven of us. This was before mortals were a thing mind you, so we had nowhere else to direct our infinite energies. That all changed of course by the time mortals did become a thing, by which time there were only seven of us left as we proved to be the most powerful of the lot. Yes, even Sloth. When we realized we could manipulate, influence, and exploit mortals and use their souls to empower us further we went from fighting each other to subjugating mortals and stealing their souls in order to make us stronger and more powerful. We've been doing it for millennia and it's been working out very well. Since we started doing that, relationships have changed.

Lust, Greed, and myself are all kindred souls and probably the closest thing to 'friends' you'll find amongst us, though neither I nor Lust trust Greed worth a damn.

Lust and myself have developed a very close relationship as well, and I can safely say she's the only person I could never betray for any reason or under any circumstance. Most people may think it unwise to reveal such a glaring weakness, but it's not like mortals are powerful enough to exploit it so who cares?

Wrath hates us all but can't kill us because he's given his word he won't so long as no one stops him form gathering mortal souls, and so long as there are mortal souls to collect. Believe it or not he's probably the most trustworthy of all of us.

Sloth does nothing, so no one pays him any mind except me and Envy as we both suspect he's up to something.

Envy is too frightened to make a move. Paranoid that if he tries he'll just end up trapped by one of my schemes that I have prepared for him should he try. He's actually right, proving he's smarter than he sounds.

Greed would probably backstab all of us in a heartbeat and loot our realms for goods, but he knows if he tried we'd all pillage his village till there's no tomorrow. He's greedy, not stupid.

Gluttony only cares about being fed at all times, so as long as he has something to eat - and he can and will eat anything - he won't bother trying to eat us. Though if he tried, we'd all turn him into a stuff pig.

As for me, well, who knows what I have cooked up? Maybe I'm planning to kill off my competition, crown myself king, and make Lust my queen? Or maybe I'd rather not upset the balance of power? Who can tell, really?"
- Archdemon Pride

*travels through time portal*

"Hey, guys, what is your opinion on Tzeentch?"

"He cheats at fourth-dimensional chess. But then again, so do I."
- Archdemon Pride

"Ooo, sounds good! I'm always in the mood for new recipes..."
- Archdemon Gluttony

A lesser demon with the ability to phase through solid matter and most forms of energy at will turns up bearing a thick tome filled with delightful and interesting recepies.

" Delivery for Lord Gluttony of Daimonica from Lord Gluttony of Warhaven." The demon said with utmost courtesy.

*eats the book* "Ooo, these sound delicious! Can't wait to try them out!" *snaps fingers, making a large cook book appear out of thin air* "Here you go, little one! My own book of recipes - take care now!"
- Archdemon Gluttony

Does Lust have desire for everyone, or everything, around them? Seems like they will just get their hands on everything!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Harumi

"You bet I do! Doesn't matter if it's alive or dead, animate or inanimate, legal or illegal; every kink is my kink, every fetish my fetish, every perversion my perversion! I have no boundaries, no restrictions, no turnoffs, and most importantly: no shame!"
- Archdemon Lust

[Bloodshade]

Greetings Archdemons

I'm hoping you're having a fine day...collecting mortal servants and forcing them to do your bidding? Is that how you greet each other in your realm? I'm just curious. Anyways, that wasn't my main question but I do wonder what the answer is to that.

I just have a few questions for just one Arch-demon today! Apologies to the rest. I might or might not have some questions in store for you lot!

Lust, what kind of mortal servants do you enjoy collecting? When do they cross the line from your point of view? I was just wondering if I'm the type of servant you wouldn't be able to handle. Yes, I'm trying to stroke my ego. Guilty as charged!

Also, just to cause a bit of strife because I'm such a 'nefarious' vampire, who's the most and least desirable Arch-demon and why? Just look at me getting myself involved in Arch-demon relationships. It's like we're on the set of Mean Girls or something!

Anyways, I hope you're not what I think you are. The good thing is your number is seven so I'm sure you're not what I think you are. The ancient enemy is made up of 4 evil entities. You might be confused but that's okay. Don't worry yourself.

Yours faithfully
Ambrosia Von Carstein

[Knessniet]

"Lust! Please stop telling me to break my vow of celibacy! I have things to do other than sit and pray away the sinful thoughts you give me!"
- Patriarch Frederick I

[Grahnol]

“You’re clearly pretend/wannabe demons then, because I’ve met a demon woodchuck.”

"Suuuuure you have."
- Archdemon Pride

@Wrath
“Dear wrath, is their anyway of possibly becoming immortal? Perhaps we could strike a deal, my immorality in exchange for 50,000 of my people’s lives every single year? If that is to little I am more than willing to go higher. Anything for the ability to live forever and be worshipped as a god among men by the peasants that lick my boots.”

-Glorious lord and Savior Whilhelm

"I DO NOT HAND OUT IMMORTALITY, YOU PATHETIC MORTAL! IF YOU WISH TO LIVE FOREVER THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO GROVEL TO PRIDE ABOUT SUCH NONSENSE!"
- Archdemon Wrath

"Right then. You what immortality? Alright. Sacrifice your child(ren) in my name and you've got a deal. If you don't have any, best get to making some. Doesn't matter if they're made in wombs or test tubes, I'm not picky."
- Archdemon Pride

Opinions on God?

"Guy's a dick. On this we can all agree."
- Archdemon Pride

Dear Madam Lust!

I usually should not be conversing with one of the sins but tell me, why in the world would you waste your time collecting mortal servants and taking them away from God's light? Why not stay with this horrible sin, Pride, who will most probably fulfill all your desires?

You are a higher power than I am but still, I have heard you like mortals that challenge you. I would be appreciative if you gave answered my questions so I can resist your temptations and prove my faith.

Yours faithfully
Queen Regnant Eva Jensen

"Oh beautiful, I don't think you understand. My needs are beyond fulfilling - not even Pride can fulfill them all! That's why I always try to keep playthings on hand at all times. Besides, why would I not want to turn mortals away from God's light? He's an old fuddy-duddy with all his silly rules!"
- Archdemon Lust

“What impact are you capable of having upon emotionless and logical machines such as myself?”

- The Tenth

"None, unfortunately. Being sentient machines, you have no soul and therefor there is nothing we can do to influence or manipulate you. Even if we could, your lack of a soul would make such an endeavor unrewarding."
- Archdemon Pride

“Does Wrath, as well as violence and destruction in general, also embody the glorious quest of JUSTICE?”

- The Twelfth

"WEAKER MORTALS BELIEVE THAT VENGEANCE I NOT COMPATIBLE WITH JUSTICE! BUT THERE IS NO TRUE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO - THUS IT IS THAT I AM AS MUCH A FORCE FOR JUSTICE AS I AM FOR INJUSTICE!"
- Archdemon Wrath

“My, my, aren’t you a chaotic lot? What stops you all from killing each other? I understand why Sloth and Gluttony would be too lazy, Greed and Envy too busy with other endeavours, but why hasn’t, say, Wrath murdered all the other Archdemons? Do you have some form of collaboration that forbids such? Or are you all just waiting for the right moment to make that move?”

- The Eleventh

"I'm a bit disappointed nobody asked sooner, to be honest! Disappointed, but not surprised.

It may surprise you, however, that there used to be more than just seven of us. This was before mortals were a thing mind you, so we had nowhere else to direct our infinite energies. That all changed of course by the time mortals did become a thing, by which time there were only seven of us left as we proved to be the most powerful of the lot. Yes, even Sloth. When we realized we could manipulate, influence, and exploit mortals and use their souls to empower us further we went from fighting each other to subjugating mortals and stealing their souls in order to make us stronger and more powerful. We've been doing it for millennia and it's been working out very well. Since we started doing that, relationships have changed.

Lust, Greed, and myself are all kindred souls and probably the closest thing to 'friends' you'll find amongst us, though neither I nor Lust trust Greed worth a damn.

Lust and myself have developed a very close relationship as well, and I can safely say she's the only person I could never betray for any reason or under any circumstance. Most people may think it unwise to reveal such a glaring weakness, but it's not like mortals are powerful enough to exploit it so who cares?

Wrath hates us all but can't kill us because he's given his word he won't so long as no one stops him form gathering mortal souls, and so long as there are mortal souls to collect. Believe it or not he's probably the most trustworthy of all of us.

Sloth does nothing, so no one pays him any mind except me and Envy as we both suspect he's up to something.

Envy is too frightened to make a move. Paranoid that if he tries he'll just end up trapped by one of my schemes that I have prepared for him should he try. He's actually right, proving he's smarter than he sounds.

Greed would probably backstab all of us in a heartbeat and loot our realms for goods, but he knows if he tried we'd all pillage his village till there's no tomorrow. He's greedy, not stupid.

Gluttony only cares about being fed at all times, so as long as he has something to eat - and he can and will eat anything - he won't bother trying to eat us. Though if he tried, we'd all turn him into a stuff pig.

As for me, well, who knows what I have cooked up? Maybe I'm planning to kill off my competition, crown myself king, and make Lust my queen? Or maybe I'd rather not upset the balance of power? Who can tell, really?"
- Archdemon Pride

*travels through time portal*

"Hey, guys, what is your opinion on Tzeentch?"

"He cheats at fourth-dimensional chess. But then again, so do I."
- Archdemon Pride

A lesser demon with the ability to phase through solid matter and most forms of energy at will turns up bearing a thick tome filled with delightful and interesting recepies.

" Delivery for Lord Gluttony of Daimonica from Lord Gluttony of Warhaven." The demon said with utmost courtesy.

*eats the book* "Ooo, these sound delicious! Can't wait to try them out!" *snaps fingers, making a large cook book appear out of thin air* "Here you go, little one! My own book of recipes - take care now!"
- Archdemon Gluttony

Does Lust have desire for everyone, or everything, around them? Seems like they will just get their hands on everything!
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Annie Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Harumi

"You bet I do! Doesn't matter if it's alive or dead, animate or inanimate, legal or illegal; every kink is my kink, every fetish my fetish, every perversion my perversion! I have no boundaries, no restrictions, no turnoffs, and most importantly: no shame!"
- Archdemon Lust

What did God do to you archdemons that made you call him as a dick?

And here's some questions for you archdemons, What do you archdemons do? What do you think about us mortals? Do you believe in an afterlife for mortals? Like a heaven, a hell or a purgotory?

And lastly @Gluttony Are you actually able to eat up entire solar systems, possibly entire star clusters or even galaxies with your constant hunger and appetite?

[Dynastic Systems of Salir]

“Lust are you ever going to get injections to fix those sagging breasts of yours?”
-Director Phur’an

[The Order of the Twelve]

“Is there any way I can make someone I care about love me back using one of you?”

- The Second

“As I _{do not} possess a ^{soul, but} DO possess emotions, incluDING hatred, pride, ^_AND disappointment, can YOU influENCE _me?”

- The Seventh

[Daimonica]

Greetings Archdemons

I'm hoping you're having a fine day...collecting mortal servants and forcing them to do your bidding? Is that how you greet each other in your realm? I'm just curious. Anyways, that wasn't my main question but I do wonder what the answer is to that.

I just have a few questions for just one Arch-demon today! Apologies to the rest. I might or might not have some questions in store for you lot!

Lust, what kind of mortal servants do you enjoy collecting? When do they cross the line from your point of view? I was just wondering if I'm the type of servant you wouldn't be able to handle. Yes, I'm trying to stroke my ego. Guilty as charged!

Also, just to cause a bit of strife because I'm such a 'nefarious' vampire, who's the most and least desirable Arch-demon and why? Just look at me getting myself involved in Arch-demon relationships. It's like we're on the set of Mean Girls or something!

Anyways, I hope you're not what I think you are. The good thing is your number is seven so I'm sure you're not what I think you are. The ancient enemy is made up of 4 evil entities. You might be confused but that's okay. Don't worry yourself.

Yours faithfully
Ambrosia Von Carstein

"Oh, well, I like the willing, submissive types the best - obviously! Preferably the ones with lots of kinks! But I can always break in a few doms here and there, no matter how stubborn they are! As for you... yeah, I could probably break you in. It wouldn't be easy, but the difficulty is what makes it so fun!

Most and least desirable? Well, obviously Pride is the most desirable! So handsome and charming, he knows how to make a girl feel good - in more ways than one! As for least desirable, well, obviously that's Gluttony. He'd probably prefer try to eat you more than anything else - and not in the fun way!"
- Archdemon Lust

"Lust! Please stop telling me to break my vow of celibacy! I have things to do other than sit and pray away the sinful thoughts you give me!"
- Patriarch Frederick I

"Ah, sorry, no can do! Just give in already; you know you'll love it..."
- Archdemon Lust

What did God do to you archdemons that made you call him as a dick?

"You mean besides preventing us from exploiting mortals for our own personal gain by mandating his worship and making up a bunch of rules that expressly, actively work against our interests? Nothing."
- Archdemon Pride

And here's some questions for you archdemons, What do you archdemons do? What do you think about us mortals? Do you believe in an afterlife for mortals? Like a heaven, a hell or a purgotory?

"1. Ruin the lives of mortals, increase our own power, or both. Usually both.
2. You're entertaining and your souls are tasty.
3. Of course we do, we literally try to prevent as many of you as possible from reaching the afterlife as a matter of fact."
- Archdemon Pride

And lastly @Gluttony Are you actually able to eat up entire solar systems, possibly entire star clusters or even galaxies with your constant hunger and appetite?

"Probably. Never tried it, though."
- Archdemon Gluttony

“Lust are you ever going to get injections to fix those sagging breasts of yours?”
-Director Phur’an

"Awww, that's so cute! Trying to bait me! Sorry honey, but Pride invented trolling before your very species existed. You'll have to try a bit harder than that!"
- Archdemon Lust

“Is there any way I can make someone I care about love me back using one of you?”

- The Second

"Of course, sweetie! One love potion coming up! Just remember: the effects are permanent, and if you have sex with them that technically makes you a rapist. Have fun!"
- Archdemon Lust

“As I _{do not} possess a ^{soul, but} DO possess emotions, incluDING hatred, pride, ^_AND disappointment, can YOU influENCE _me?”

- The Seventh

"Nope. No soul, no influence. Your 'emotions' are more like imitations rather than the actual thing, as they stem from your coding and programming. Whether this is intentional or a corruption is irrelevant, they can be easily changed by tech-savvy individual with sufficient skill. The same cannot be said for a mortal and their soul. They're much harder to 'rewire', so-to-speak."
- Archdemon Pride

[Dynastic Systems of Salir]

Greetings Archdemons

I'm hoping you're having a fine day...collecting mortal servants and forcing them to do your bidding? Is that how you greet each other in your realm? I'm just curious. Anyways, that wasn't my main question but I do wonder what the answer is to that.

I just have a few questions for just one Arch-demon today! Apologies to the rest. I might or might not have some questions in store for you lot!

Lust, what kind of mortal servants do you enjoy collecting? When do they cross the line from your point of view? I was just wondering if I'm the type of servant you wouldn't be able to handle. Yes, I'm trying to stroke my ego. Guilty as charged!

Also, just to cause a bit of strife because I'm such a 'nefarious' vampire, who's the most and least desirable Arch-demon and why? Just look at me getting myself involved in Arch-demon relationships. It's like we're on the set of Mean Girls or something!

Anyways, I hope you're not what I think you are. The good thing is your number is seven so I'm sure you're not what I think you are. The ancient enemy is made up of 4 evil entities. You might be confused but that's okay. Don't worry yourself.

Yours faithfully
Ambrosia Von Carstein

"Oh, well, I like the willing, submissive types the best - obviously! Preferably the ones with lots of kinks! But I can always break in a few doms here and there, no matter how stubborn they are! As for you... yeah, I could probably break you in. It wouldn't be easy, but the difficulty is what makes it so fun!

Most and least desirable? Well, obviously Pride is the most desirable! So handsome and charming, he knows how to make a girl feel good - in more ways than one! As for least desirable, well, obviously that's Gluttony. He'd probably prefer try to eat you more than anything else - and not in the fun way!"
- Archdemon Lust

"Lust! Please stop telling me to break my vow of celibacy! I have things to do other than sit and pray away the sinful thoughts you give me!"
- Patriarch Frederick I

"Ah, sorry, no can do! Just give in already; you know you'll love it..."
- Archdemon Lust

What did God do to you archdemons that made you call him as a dick?

"You mean besides preventing us from exploiting mortals for our own personal gain by mandating his worship and making up a bunch of rules that expressly, actively work against our interests? Nothing."
- Archdemon Pride

And here's some questions for you archdemons, What do you archdemons do? What do you think about us mortals? Do you believe in an afterlife for mortals? Like a heaven, a hell or a purgotory?

"1. Ruin the lives of mortals, increase our own power, or both. Usually both.
2. You're entertaining and your souls are tasty.
3. Of course we do, we literally try to prevent as many of you as possible from reaching the afterlife as a matter of fact."
- Archdemon Pride

And lastly @Gluttony Are you actually able to eat up entire solar systems, possibly entire star clusters or even galaxies with your constant hunger and appetite?

"Probably. Never tried it, though."
- Archdemon Gluttony

“Lust are you ever going to get injections to fix those sagging breasts of yours?”
-Director Phur’an

"Awww, that's so cute! Trying to bait me! Sorry honey, but Pride invented trolling before your very species existed. You'll have to try a bit harder than that!"
- Archdemon Lust

“Is there any way I can make someone I care about love me back using one of you?”

- The Second

"Of course, sweetie! One love potion coming up! Just remember: the effects are permanent, and if you have sex with them that technically makes you a rapist. Have fun!"
- Archdemon Lust

“As I _{do not} possess a ^{soul, but} DO possess emotions, incluDING hatred, pride, ^_AND disappointment, can YOU influENCE _me?”

- The Seventh

"Nope. No soul, no influence. Your 'emotions' are more like imitations rather than the actual thing, as they stem from your coding and programming. Whether this is intentional or a corruption is irrelevant, they can be easily changed by tech-savvy individual with sufficient skill. The same cannot be said for a mortal and their soul. They're much harder to 'rewire', so-to-speak."
- Archdemon Pride

“What makes you think I’m human and/or third dimensional”

[Daimonica]

"Oh, well, I like the willing, submissive types the best - obviously! Preferably the ones with lots of kinks! But I can always break in a few doms here and there, no matter how stubborn they are! As for you... yeah, I could probably break you in. It wouldn't be easy, but the difficulty is what makes it so fun!

Most and least desirable? Well, obviously Pride is the most desirable! So handsome and charming, he knows how to make a girl feel good - in more ways than one! As for least desirable, well, obviously that's Gluttony. He'd probably prefer try to eat you more than anything else - and not in the fun way!"
- Archdemon Lust



"Ah, sorry, no can do! Just give in already; you know you'll love it..."
- Archdemon Lust



"You mean besides preventing us from exploiting mortals for our own personal gain by mandating his worship and making up a bunch of rules that expressly, actively work against our interests? Nothing."
- Archdemon Pride



"1. Ruin the lives of mortals, increase our own power, or both. Usually both.
2. You're entertaining and your souls are tasty.
3. Of course we do, we literally try to prevent as many of you as possible from reaching the afterlife as a matter of fact."
- Archdemon Pride



"Probably. Never tried it, though."
- Archdemon Gluttony



"Awww, that's so cute! Trying to bait me! Sorry honey, but Pride invented trolling before your very species existed. You'll have to try a bit harder than that!"
- Archdemon Lust



"Of course, sweetie! One love potion coming up! Just remember: the effects are permanent, and if you have sex with them that technically makes you a rapist. Have fun!"
- Archdemon Lust



"Nope. No soul, no influence. Your 'emotions' are more like imitations rather than the actual thing, as they stem from your coding and programming. Whether this is intentional or a corruption is irrelevant, they can be easily changed by tech-savvy individual with sufficient skill. The same cannot be said for a mortal and their soul. They're much harder to 'rewire', so-to-speak."
- Archdemon Pride

“What makes you think I’m human and/or third dimensional”

"You mean besides your factbook?"
- Archdemon Pride

[Dynastic Systems of Salir]

“What makes you think I’m human and/or third dimensional”

"You mean besides your factbook?"
- Archdemon Pride

“Lies and propaganda.”

[Auseriel]

Dear Arch-demons

I beg of you, I would like advice on how to resist your temptations and If you won't give this advice to me, which one of you should I submit to? I feel like I will fail my faith one day so I must know which one of you will suit me the most. Please do not throw me to Sloth! If God decides that my fate is to serve evil, I would like to serve with dedication and passion! I do not want to serve the worst of you!

Hopefully, God decides that I am a valuable servant thus making this letter null and void!

Yours faithfully
Queen Regnant Eva Jensen

[Netherspace]

"I like you guys. How about we go and drive a few universes to insanity?"
- The Unknown

"What gives you the legal right to operate on the planet Earth?"
- The Wanderer

"Hi Sloth, it's me, the guy who eats the mortals' dreams. I was wondering if you could work a little harder on making people work less, if that makes sense? I'm getting a little hungry..."
- The Guardian

"What gives you the damn right to keep my souls out of my realm? I swear, I will sue you all to hell!"
- The Harvester

[Daimonica]

"You mean besides your factbook?"
- Archdemon Pride

“Lies and propaganda.”

"My bread and butter!"
- Archdemon Pride

Dear Arch-demons

I beg of you, I would like advice on how to resist your temptations and If you won't give this advice to me, which one of you should I submit to? I feel like I will fail my faith one day so I must know which one of you will suit me the most. Please do not throw me to Sloth! If God decides that my fate is to serve evil, I would like to serve with dedication and passion! I do not want to serve the worst of you!

Hopefully, God decides that I am a valuable servant thus making this letter null and void!

Yours faithfully
Queen Regnant Eva Jensen

"It wouldn't really be in our best interest to tell people how to resist our influence, now would it? If you ever do give in though, I think Lust would fit you best simply because the rest of us might be too 'malevolent' for your tastes."
- Archdemon Pride

"Oh yes, I could see us having lots of fun together! You can bring your girlfriend, too!"
- Archdemon Lust

"I like you guys. How about we go and drive a few universes to insanity?"
- The Unknown

"Already 6.7 steps ahead of you, brother!"
- Archdemon Pride

"What gives you the legal right to operate on the planet Earth?"
- The Wanderer

"Heh. 'Legal'. That's a good one, you're funny."
- Archdemon Pride

"Hi Sloth, it's me, the guy who eats the mortals' dreams. I was wondering if you could work a little harder on making people work less, if that makes sense? I'm getting a little hungry..."
- The Guardian

"That's kinda ironic that you woke me up to ask me that, especially since I can't do it while awake. Just be patient. I know, it's a virtue, but just go with it."
- Archdemon Sloth

"What gives you the damn right to keep my souls out of my realm? I swear, I will sue you all to hell!"
- The Harvester

"Sue? Me? Buddy, I invented lawyers. I mean, I thought it was obvious? Slimy, two-faced, spineless, morally repugnant individuals who cheat, deceive, and manipulate in order to make a living? Come on - that's got me written all over it in rainbow-colored sharpies!"
- Archdemon Pride

[S i t k a]

"Pride, if you have the ability to have everything you want, basically, why do you bother spending so much time harming mortals? It all seems rather pointless in the end. I'm sure I'll get some hopelessly illogical or evil answer, but I thought I'd ask all the same."
- President Larisa Anndrasdan

"Sue? Me? Buddy, I invented lawyers. I mean, I thought it was obvious? Slimy, two-faced, spineless, morally repugnant individuals who cheat, deceive, and manipulate in order to make a living? Come on - that's got me written all over it in rainbow-colored sharpies!"
- Archdemon Pride

"You forget Atticus Finch."
- Marty

"Marty, don't talk to these people."
- Larisa

[Bloodshade]

Dear Arch-demons

I had a question for Pride. I was just wondering. What if you met a mortal or immortal that is smarter and stronger? Why do I choose these two traits? Well, if he or she is smarter than you, you'd probably eliminate them so that you'll stay at the top of the intelligence charts but if they're stronger than you and resist your power, what would you do?

I mean, there is this one immortal skeleton who I don't want to mention his name (because he'll gladly kill people who call his name out for worthless reasons) that really does scare everyone over here in my home! He sounds just like you and if you wanna believe him, he made his gods give him gifts and shower him with praise. He's also man-handled incredibly dangerous creatures such as yourself.

Look, I don't believe him but I wouldn't say that to his face! He's been alive for gods know how long and he's probably never gonna die. One would assume you're smarter than him because you boldly claim to be the smartest creature alive but what if it turns out he's the smartest and strongest? How'd you react to such a creature if you can't overpower him or her in brains or brawn? I know I'm digging at the reason of your existence but shouldn't you be prepared for these types of questions so you don't have a crisis?

Yours faithfully
Ambrosia Von Carstein

OOC: Apologies if I write a lot, I get carried away sometimes!

[Eastern Tatarstan]

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What number is x and why?

[Daimonica]

"Pride, if you have the ability to have everything you want, basically, why do you bother spending so much time harming mortals? It all seems rather pointless in the end. I'm sure I'll get some hopelessly illogical or evil answer, but I thought I'd ask all the same."
- President Larisa Anndrasdan

"I would think the answer to be quite obvious, Larisa. I'm a bit disappointed in your lack of imagination.

With the power I possess I could indeed have quite literally anything I wanted. But then what? What is left for he who has everything? Nothing! It's a dreadfully boring existence; having everything you ever wanted, being undefeatable, being the best at everything. To be honest, we're all holding back just a bit to prevent us from totally winning. It just wouldn't be fun otherwise.

You don't seem to understand why we exist, Larisa. We exist to strive for fulfillment, not to achieve it. For if we win then what is left for us? Nothing. Our existence would then be meaningless, pointless, dull. We're all like this, really. If we didn't hold back then mortals would have no hope, and if they have no hope then they won't fight back or resist, and if they don't do that then we win - and our victory is just as bad as our defeat. We are beings of chaos, the natural enemies of beings of order - of gods. We are the yin to their yang. They bring order, we tear it down, they rebuild it, we tear it down again, and the cycle repeats indefinitely. It's the way things have always been and will always be. If not us, then it will be someone else. It's the same for our adversaries. They could destroy us instantly, and yet they do not. They prefer to react to our actions instead because even they know if the balance is upset then there is no point in their own existence anymore.

We're already here, so we might as well do our jobs."
- Archdemon Pride

"You forget Atticus Finch."
- Marty

"Marty, don't talk to these people."
- Larisa

"Finch? Ah, he's a good man. I hate him.

Larisa, don't be so overbearing! He's a grown man - even if he is dead - and he can make his own decisions. Nobody likes a helicopter parent."
- Archdemon Pride

Dear Arch-demons

I had a question for Pride. I was just wondering. What if you met a mortal or immortal that is smarter and stronger? Why do I choose these two traits? Well, if he or she is smarter than you, you'd probably eliminate them so that you'll stay at the top of the intelligence charts but if they're stronger than you and resist your power, what would you do?

I mean, there is this one immortal skeleton who I don't want to mention his name (because he'll gladly kill people who call his name out for worthless reasons) that really does scare everyone over here in my home! He sounds just like you and if you wanna believe him, he made his gods give him gifts and shower him with praise. He's also man-handled incredibly dangerous creatures such as yourself.

Look, I don't believe him but I wouldn't say that to his face! He's been alive for gods know how long and he's probably never gonna die. One would assume you're smarter than him because you boldly claim to be the smartest creature alive but what if it turns out he's the smartest and strongest? How'd you react to such a creature if you can't overpower him or her in brains or brawn? I know I'm digging at the reason of your existence but shouldn't you be prepared for these types of questions so you don't have a crisis?

Yours faithfully
Ambrosia Von Carstein

"Hmph. Sounds like a lich to me - they're intelligent, devious, and conniving creatures. We'd probably get along famously!

But to answer to your question: technically speaking it's impossible for someone to be smarter than me. That being said; as I told Larisa, we try to hold back our own greatness just enough to give our opponents a fighting chance. Well, some of them. Mortals need their champions to look up to, after all, or else they'll think their fight to be hopeless and their defeat inevitable - and that's no fun. Each of us is like a video game: we have difficulty settings. Right now we're on the highest difficulty, so that only the very best can beat us. Now sure, we could hack ourselves and become invincible, but as I said earlier: victory is no more desirable than defeat in the grand scheme of things. Thus it is entirely possible for someone to resist any of our influences, and indeed even outsmart us. Both have happened before and will likely happen again. The consequences of holding back, if only a little.

When that happens we tend to let these would be heroes have their way, ignore them after their 'triumph', and then when they're dead we restart the process. Not immediately, of course. Have to let the mortals rebuild and grow comfortable, complacent, and weak first. And if they're lucky, they'll get another hero sometime soon. If not? Oh well!"
- Archdemon Pride

[Eodor]

*Various symbols cover the back wall and the room is well lit*

"Greetings, daemons. I am Vladimir Drakulous, firstly, do not try and possess me or any of that nonsense or you'll pay the price. Secondly, I have a question for all of you denizens of the darkness: What would you consider to be your most useful ability?" - Vladimir Drakulous

"Alright you scum, my questions are these:

1. What in the Rift did you do to Emperor Nicholas?
2. How do you feel about the damage done to the Irenton Empire?

Thank you for your time, disgusting animals." - Haisan Uluvan, Lord Emperor's Executioner

[Daimonica]

*Various symbols cover the back wall and the room is well lit*

"Greetings, daemons. I am Vladimir Drakulous, firstly, do not try and possess me or any of that nonsense or you'll pay the price. Secondly, I have a question for all of you denizens of the darkness: What would you consider to be your most useful ability?" - Vladimir Drakulous

"Is that a threat? That's just adorable, really.

My charm, of course. I don't utilize it much as it's a bit unfair for mortals, who find it difficult to resist. Most simply cannot."
- Archdemon Pride

"I also choose my charm, though mine is even more difficult to resist than Pride's. Mortals are such perverted creatures, you see."
- Archdemon Lust

"MY STRENGTH IS UNRIVALED!"
- Archdemon Wrath

"Did you know I could turn things to gold just by touching them? Hope that doesn't surprise you. Where did you think King Midas got it from, eh?"
- Archdemon Greed

"It's nice being able to eat and digest anything considering I'm always hungry. Why, I can even eat air! Though it's not very tasty, admittedly."
- Archdemon Gluttony

"What? Why are you asking that? Why do you want to know!? WHAT ARE YOU UP TO!?"
- Archdemon Envy

"I can theoretically sleep forever. Now if only people would stop waking me up..."
- Archdemon Sloth

"Alright you scum, my questions are these:

1. What in the Rift did you do to Emperor Nicholas?
2. How do you feel about the damage done to the Irenton Empire?

Thank you for your time, disgusting animals." - Haisan Uluvan, Lord Emperor's Executioner

"Wait, the Emperor's dead? Hm, not as planned... but interesting!

Hope the Empire implodes - no offense!"
- Archdemon Pride

[Haudegen Reich]

How are you not hell itself?

[Kathol Rift]

“Exactly how lustful are you, Lust? And is it your fault that Rang (former leader) started flirting with me despite me trying to kill him?”
-Kayla Verdika

[Daimonica]

How are you not hell itself?

"Because Hell is where sinners go for punishment, of course. Daimonica is simply a realm of demons; nobody goes here against their will- *snort* Okay, sorry, that's a lie. Most people come here because they've been deceived, kidnapped, hypnotized, or brainwashed. Or because they're absolutely mad. Or just incredibly stupid. But nobody gets sent here is what I mean. Besides, some mortals can actually scrape out a living down here... if they're careful."
- Archdemon Pride

“Exactly how lustful are you, Lust? And is it your fault that Rang (former leader) started flirting with me despite me trying to kill him?”
-Kayla Verdika

"Tsk, tsk, tsk! A seductress never reveals her secrets! Well, at least not for free~"
- Archdemon Lust

[Hanseatic Trade Cities]

What is gluttony's opinions on pineapple on pizza?