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A Legend unveiled: Princess Snow!
Written By: Camellia | Source: Silverline News Network| Snowy Light, Silverdale

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Silverdale: The Legend of Princess Snow was a story of historical and fictional tales of an Alicorn mare who controlled the elements of ice. Folks across the country have heard about the cold and aloof princess, the daughter of the splendid Queen Aurora, who vanished in the the blizzard of the Endless Winter in 1931. A strange convenience, as the beloved queen disappeared in the same cold waste of Antarctica as well without a trace in the search of her mother. For decades, there were reports of the famous ice palace appearing and disappearing in many locations like Ice Breaker and Pebble Hill. Penguins inhabiting the land are said to have seen Princess Snow and have been healed by her. Some proclaimed to have saved a national leader and sheltered him from the harshest blizzards on Earth.

There are many tales of the merciful alicorn who guards us from the horrors. As I even report, shared such legends in a few interviews with the local politicians and people who claim to saw her. All fictional and possibly true events. But recently, after an attack from demonic penguin creatures, the newly formed First Order of the Mystic Guardians have discovered and brought home Princess Snow herself. One might be fooled her appearance to be a mere ice pony, or ice golem, but Princes Snow is alive and well. In addition of her being mother like daughter, she has been revealed to be heavily pregnant.

The discovery shocks the nation as long-lived beings who remember the old rule of Queen Aurora cheer for the return of the heir of the throne, while the current generation is excited for the news of the legendary mare. As not only the rumors of a mare who shelters stallions and love them are true, but it marks it as the real deal. As this excitement from the elders to ponies have an idea for a crown culture, the current administration of the government was taken by surprise. As Vice President Brownie puts it, “A major shift in politics as an heir to the throne presents challenges of current administration and how the divide in power from President to a Queen. While Princess Snow have yet to conform her intentions outside of aiding the nation’s security and protection in the First Order of the Mystic Guardians, further debate is necessary before any major reforms are enacted.”


Only time will tell of this movement of transaction into a possible Constitutional Monarchy will be determined by Princess Snow, her supporters, and the statesmen. As the last chance for this from Princess Bridget was a refusal and her disappearance into the grand Savannas with her Zebra people in the Valla.

-Camellia of Silverline News Network (Camellia@Derpmail.com)

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ColdCowgirlz (Icicle Shore, Silverdale) 12 MINUTES AGO +493
We at the Arctic Knights welcome with open arms the return of our beloved Princess! Our Captain will make sure to discuss our future in the coming days with regards to this development. Whatever happens, make sure to be kind to the fair Princess if you manage to see her!

KoboldsAreBoldly45 (Calberona, Dyste) 3 MINUTES AGO +7
Oh, finally the Silverdalens are going to have a monarchy again. About time, I have had to wait 87 years for them to see sense.

Silverline News Network Special Edition!


“Hello everyone! This is Isaheria here on a special report. Across the lands are many faiths, and beliefs on how our world and the heavens interact. Some are closer to home as stewards like Celestial and Luna, while others like those in the Mist Continent are beings who dwell especially to the uncorrupted celestial realms. Today in this first episode of Divine Seekers, we’re paying a visit to our homeland!

Our lands may not be governed by any divine figures, but the deities are alive and well. By its origins, the island of Silverdale was created by the four seasonal deities, and blessed by the rest of the pantheon with many gifts to build life. Yet as of recent, a new generation of deities and spirits arose from the chaos of the Winter War. I must of course state the obvious that some are spirits who cover local eras to ones who can alter the fabric of this world. But all creatures, including us mortals, can dwell in harmony with the deities and they do care for us with love and kindness.

That being said: a few of them decided to speak with me in person! The first is the goat deity: Talva."

Isaheria the elf approaches Talva at the courtyard of her temple at the newly founded city Glacius. The goatwoman was wearing a blue and white kimono with a snowflake pattern, and carried a platter of treats.

Isaheria: “So is it true that you arose to divine hood as of late?”

Talva: “Why yes, my dearie! It was at the tail end of the Winter War, where Lady Avala realized in order to heal this land, she needed a partner, a sister deity as it were, and as her high priestess, I was granted the duty.”

Isaheria: “A partner? My viewers, alongside the folks here, must ask why she chose you as her sister deity? Many know her as the lone caretaker of winter itself and against hostile malus.”

Talva: chuckles “Perhaps she decided that this was the time to open up a little? Winter is the longest season here, and it is an incredible burden. Not to mention that with the threats we have dealt with in the past winter… or perhaps she was just a little lonely and wanted a companion? Either way, I was chosen for this role by her personally.”

Isaheria: “Perhaps even she needs a cuddle goat close by. That said: how did your life change after that moment?”

Talva: “I suppose that lots of people appreciate a cuddle goat!” Laughs “Well, it took a while for me to get a grasp on what happened, but when I went on a trip to heal people after the war, I found more people wishing to follow my ways, including a whole town that renamed itself after me and a tribe of frost giants… I’ve met so many wonderful people as a result of all this, not to mention my favourite new role; getting gifts for everyone.”

Isaheria: “Gifts for everyone? Do explain. I know that Miranda Songbird is working to make that plush act possible, but would you bless that by any chance as well?”

Talva: “Oh, well, you are aware of the legends of Avala traveling across the land in winter, right? As her sister deity, naturally I shall be doing so as well, and using that opportunity with my followers to distribute presents to the people of Silverdale, as part of Winter’s Warmth. After all, after what happened last winter, don’t we all deserve a chance to be together and be kind to one another in the harshest of seasons?”

Isaheria: “why we sure do! It makes our day a little more special than the usual snow shoving. That said: you seem friendlier than the cold Avala. Or what I am told since she can show friendless to harshness.”

Talva: “I would tell you that Avala does have a kind side to her that many overlook; remember that she also is a goddess of healing like myself and has made her own efforts to aid people in her season. But if you want that warm smile and snuggle in the times of winter, you can always look to me and my followers, you might even get some tasty treats!”

Isaheria: “If you don’t mind, may I have a taste of your treats?”

Talva: “Did you think I brought over a tray of them in order for you to just look at them, dear? By all means, have as many as you like!”

Isaheria took one of the treats and chewed them down right in front of the camera.

Isaheria: “Delicious! So.. I must ask: what’d be your plans for the near future?”

Talva: “Oh, well, the winter season is over, so my most active phase is done… I’d like to spend some time both to spread my faith a little and take a bit of time to travel a bit… and of course, to spend some time with my family and loved ones. Who knows, there might be more of them in the near future…”

Isaheria: “How humbling! I have a few more questions for folks abroad. Given rumors of your history, you appear to dwell in Corneria for sometime. So the first question: do you like swords? The second: given your plan to spread the faith, do you intend to go beyond the borders of the Silverdale lands?”

Talva: Sighs “Oh, trust me, I know all about Corneria’s love of swords… I think they are fine weapons to defend oneself, but bear in mind that I am a healer first and foremost and try to avoid fighting when I can; I was… actually I guess technically I still am a registered White Mage from my time living in those lands, and they are very important to me… and as for spreading my faith, I suppose that if there enough people wanting to follow me I’ll be happy to bring them in, Corneria included of course.”

Isaheria: “Well I suppose it all depends on luck then! That said: I imagine there will be a big following already just for you! That includes abroad in Crystal Spires to attract goat beastlings as well.”

Talva: “You… think so? W-well, I suppose I’ve already gotten quite a few even if I haven’t been as active as Mom or some of the others in doing so… I will take that to heart, my dear; my faith is open to any that wish to join, regardless of where one might come from.”

Isaheria: “Why thank you Lady Talva. Now is there anything else you wish to address to the public at large before we wrap things up?”

Talva: “Well, two things I wish to say. First off, treat people with kindness and compassion; you do not have to be a pushover, of course, but do not go in with hostility in mind. Secondly, somewhat related to the first is… if you see someone with demonic blood or monstrous origins, do not assume the worst of them. Many of them are just normal people who happen to have special bloodlines. Other than that, if you ever seek guidance, just offer a nice baked good as an offering!”

Isaheria: “Why thank you very much lady Talva! I may offer one little nice baked goods as an offering. That said: you prefer homemade or store bought? Just a little last minute sneak a roo question before we go!”

Talva: “Oh! Homemade, of course! I don’t mind if you struggle a bit with it, I appreciate the time and effort put into it.”

Isaheria: “Ah! So no cheating on this one of course. Now thank you Talva!”

Talva: “Thank you, Isaheria, and thank you for having me on today; here’s hoping it isn’t the last time. And I’ll be seeing everyone next winter!”

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A quick update from our fantastical interview with Talva herself! There are many questions across our audience on who is and isn’t a new deity. It can be confusing given any self-proclaim mage, cult leaders, and figure heads of all kinds label themselves as such. But to use the Aurora Academy definition: it is the one who can bless, grant, and deliver celestial magic to a person. Alongside a more ‘worldly trait’ of the supernatural and a manifestation of a key aspect of reality. Now there is more to worry about from all mighty beings from other faiths, but for the purpose of this dive, we’ll have to explain it right here!

Confirmation from both Aurora Academy, Department of Commerce, and Celestial Derpicorn Association on this subject.

List of Deities

Talva: A former demoness of the Loveheart family trained in Corneria, Talva Loveheart was the high priestess of Avala before ascending to the role alongside her goddess as her right hand, representing healing and the warmth of winter. She often manifests as a giantess, and is said to be popular with frost giants.

Glacia: The legendary arctic elf heroine of Silverdale, Glacia Invernos, also known as Glacia-Skathi, is the leader of the newly formed Warrior Trinity, a goddess representing both heroism and affection; the newly built city of Glacius is named after her. There are also two other versions of her that are believed to be manifestations of her, Glacia the Mage which represents her more magical side rather than heroism, and Lady Icestorm who also has powers over ice.

Shieldmaiden: Said to be the sister of Glacia and paladin and daughter of Mythra, the Shieldmaiden is a member of the Warrior Trinity. As her name implies, she focuses on the defensive side of combat, protecting one’s allies and promoting strong bonds with them.

Yuki: A kitsune goddess, Yuki Iceheart is a former knight and professor who is the third member of the Warrior Trinity. She values knowledge in one’s life on and off the battlefield, and respecting the natural world.

Brigit: A newly discovered ocean spirit that manifested herself as a seal beastling, Brigit Seaheart represents the very ecosystem of life in Silverdalean waters and the sea itself.

Brasa: The Dragon Queen herself, Brasa is the deity of love and dragonkind. It is believed she is a transformation of Sailor Chione to achieve a new form of power as mastery of the strength and wisdom of draconic kind She is also a heroine and known to be married to Glacia.

Leora: The avatar of the Dragon Queen, Leora is a Divine Dragon said to have celestial ancestry, giving her the powers of light, and is often worshiped as a goddess in her own right. In spite of her light-based powers, she seems to be popular among ninja aficionados, with a following in Ninja Village.

Marron: An aspect of the Dragon Queen, Marron is the goddess of half-dragons and a famous heroine of the Dragon Sea Alliance. She represents the facet of Brasa most tied to dragons themselves, in particular the bond between dragons and other beings.

Sandy: An aspect of the Dragon Queen, Sandy is Marron’s sister and a warrior skilled in battle and dancing, representing the warrior side of Brasa.

Aoife: An aspect of the Dragon Queen, Aoife is a half-sister of Marron and Sandy and mage of renown, representing the magical side of Brasa.

Aea: A powerful djinn tied to Brasa, Aea is believed to have been manifested by a wish from one of her aspects, uniting with her family after ages apart.

Kyara: A former tanager paladin of the Arnwehr and paladin of Brasa, Kyara is the senior member of the Aurora Duo and a companion of the Warrior Trinity. She is said to be the goddess of death and nobility in the glaristanti and Silverdalen pantheons. Additionally, she is said to act as a guardian of the Auroras.

Ivrea: The dragon elf daughter of Brasa and Tyroth, Ivrea is known as the goddess of magic and trickery. While popular in her role for the former, Ivrea is far more well known

Constance: The dragon elf daughter of Brasa and Tyroth and sister of Ivrea, Constance is a dimensional and planar traveler seeking adventure and knowledge of other realms.

Alvis: A dragon elf and former royal knight, Alvis is the husband of several goddesses; fitting for his role of representing husbands and families.

Emilia: The handmaiden of Brasa, Emilia is a priestess of the Dragon Queen’s and a lesser deity in her own right.

Ophelia: The thunderous goddess, Ophelia is the deity of lightning and strength. It is said that she is one of magical prowess and one able to even charge electrical grids.

Akari: An arisen angelic warrior, Akari is a deity of magical warriors and a bearer of light. It is believed that Mythra chose her after many heroic deeds to combat evil, and acts on earth to join her into the celestial realm.

Flora: A catfolk goddess believed to hail from another land, Flora is the goddess of challenges and competition, a strong ally of the Warrior Trinity believed to be their ‘fourth member’. She is said to travel the world and beyond seeking new challenges.

Alayna: A powerful magic elemental that is pure arcane energy of a body that manifests in a human woman archmage named Alayna, she is the lady of enchantments, beauty, and bewitchment.

Royal Restoration
Written By: Camellia | Source: Silverline News Network| Snowy Light, Silverdale

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Silverdale: Spring booms across Silverdale, as the Seasonal Throne became green with life as a historic turn came across the nation. The frozen alicorn and daughter of Aurora, Snow, and the scion of Aqua and Glacia, Talva Loveheart, were deemed qualified candidates under the Seasonal throne Accords. As blessed by the divine themselves (legitimate after a series of trials), they’re staged to become married queens of the United States of Silverdale itself. As natural, they’ve deemed Protectors of the Federation, and guides of the spiritual realm followed by their peers.

What the restoration shall mean for the state of democracy is said to be enshrined by the House Speaker Bell on the matter. “The state of democracy will continue as always as President Miranda will continue her term as a new article will address the state of the union as a whole. As we believe our queens will be bound by the law of the state and must be upheld to continue its function.” It appears as though the President is in full support of this restoration as it’d bring more of a stable peace to the nation as it undergoes reconstruction and a period of mending from two great disasters of the Winter War and the Nuclear Scar.

Public opinion from our census speaks of it positively, as well as curiosity about the new royal dynasty. As rumors say that Talva has a mysterious lover, and Snow and Glacia’s bond grew closer as engaged lovers. Already a spark of gossip on what consorts and a new harem would be, as traditions returned to the land of Snow.

-Camellia of Silverline News Network (Camellia@Derpmail.com)

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ColdCowgirlz (Glacius, Silverdale) 5 MINUTES AGO +493
Yeah, go Talva, go Snow! The Arctic Knights aren’t really gonna be a direct thing anymore, but I’ll still be working with some of the former members as part of the queens’ staff. Just remember the promise you made to Lady Glacia and we’ll serve you well!

WindIsGreen3 (Valitora, Dyste) 2 MINUTES AGO +7
Between our king’s retirement and the ascension of Princess Tynah to the throne, Queen Eyvel’s abdication, the new Empress of Rohane Alista and now this, it was inevitable that Silverdale, too, went through such a change. I look forward to seeing what this will bring to our nations.

HorseLord99 (Turlia City, Rohane Alista) 1 MINUTE AGO +5
Interested to see how this works for the DSA? I guess everyone being a monarchy at least means we're on the same page?

Years since the Winter War
Written By: Nitocris | Source: Silverline News Network| Silverdale , United States

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Silverdale: Since the Second Fimbulvetr, millions of Silverdaleans found themselves displaced from their homes across the South Pole, home islands, and the southern coastline. It is disputed what is ‘dead’ to ‘frozen or cursed’, but it is estimated that about 330,000 are confirmed to be deceased. Thousands more have undergone thaw methods from clergymen, doctors, and forms of experimental technology to save them. As Major Cities of Penguin City, New Snowdale, Chen, Silverwoods, Icicle Fall, and Peppermintville alongside many towns and villages were devastated. It was a troubling time as once granted, the greatest President Cynthia was revealed as a monster, and great civil unrest occurred to rid Cynthia officials, cronies, and corrupt congressmen.

Despite all the woes that came years ago, a new dawn approached. Analysts, divination, and mystics have spoken of the approach of a new era as the monarchy is restored. Divine walk among us, and spirits more open as entire new reconstruction and development of civilization to a full honor. This of course is hyperbole, but the new HOPE project and divine blessings have made the painful and sorrowful states of mourning into a better tomorrow. Many civilians are optimistic that the four cities of Glacius, Vorelex, Gameheart, and Talvadale are examples of modern city designs and what the landscape as a whole can offer as well.

It is thanks to President Miranda Songbird's efforts alongside the grand project and the joint Malgravean construction to see a more urbanized state. Alongside the first southern Maglev rail line to prove how successful it is in comparison to the High-Speed Rail Line with nature wards. Miranda’s administration also agreed with the Greater C’tan aid’s offer, in return to provide previous aid supplies from the former president's rule.

One key report that many wonder about are the era of reconstruction to return the homes of many to the Icy Coast, and worries of the Third Fimbulvter war. As is proven by hate by its nature and a surge of violence to a greater disdain, the rise of religious fervor came to speak on how to counter it. Alongside many secular mindful projects. That being said: despite our exaggeration, there are notes to be mentioned about the spirits and the divine.

In the Assembly of Snowy Light’s Sacred Grove, both the Silverdalean delegation with the head being President Miranda, and the Queens, and various deities and spirits of Silverdale come to agree on this next age. As the threat posed by Garyx is sundered away and said to be on the track for redemption, all eyes and wonder come for the next step. As hatred is always present and can foster once again vile and destructive winter beings, malevolent supernatural entities, and divine queens, many citizens wonder what this will all mean for reality itself. Yet one curious agreement arose as the beings will coexist and refrain from any disruption to the harmony of the world. What we can determine from this announcement is that the queens will help be its guardians of the landscape, and spirits will be with us. At the same time, not hinder people’s development and force them to bend their knees, or take away the will of the people to find their own path.

What is certain is that divine beings and spirits will walk more freely among the streets with unique committees from temples, congress, and the queens to help handle its affairs. Another affair that concerns many is the refugee dispatched across the nation and abroad. As it is said about six or fewer million are in Malgravean, with many in the Research Colony, which has moved around from sheer conflicts. Missing persons to deaths are predicted to be higher and are disputed at this time, as information from the Tambelon region makes accurate reports hard. Alongside the appearance of towers and their crisis, it appears Silverdale and its woes are not out of the woods yet.

Let’s hope the future is bright after these troublesome years!


-Nitocris of Silverline News Network (Nitocris@Derpmail.com)

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Black Thursday!
Written By: Charlotte| Source: Silverline News Network| Silverdale , United States

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Silverdale: For what appeared to be a struggling economy throughout the years under the Age of Strife, the governmental investments and the Dragon States Alliance economic zone endured the waves at least until what is now called Black Thursday. A shock came into the Silver Stock Exchange as thousands of stocks and trade value plummeted as the disruption by the Towers buckled the already strained economic stability in the current crisis of Tambelon, the Sorrealian Revolution, and the Dragon States Wars.

“At this moment, our region is facing an economic collapse similar to the mythical Great Ruin.” Secretary Orange Emberheart explained. “One that threatens to destroy whole countries and leave others crippled. Alongside the whole monsters that will physically destroy the place. It does sound gloomy, but I am sure Silverdale and its friends can endure this coming depression.”

The woes of depression are a grave concern for many Silverdaleans as many imports from Rohane Alista, as raw materials such as steel, rare earth material, oil, and exotic fruits were effectively destroyed. As a domino effect, entire construction projects are predicted to halt or delay to rebuild entire states and Infrastructure. Whole industries face supply shortages, and millions face risk of being laid off and unemployed. The most noticeable is the rush in the Silverdalean Mr.MooCow branch, where much of the beef inventory is consumed, and gas prices spike.

As panic arises with the classic ‘rush to the stores and banks’ to endure the storm, economic analysts predict that one of the main effects that’d come from this is a consumer base unable to spread money which would exacerbate the economic decline. This would put pressure on many welfare programs, from unemployment to a rise in government debt. Alongside the decrease in much-needed foreign aid as charity organizations will find far more difficult times to acquire the needed resources from the population and the government.

Many hooves, flippers, and fingers are pointed to one of the root causes of the domino effect that caused Black Thursday. However, all can agree that the loss of Sorrelia and Rohane Alista was a significant blow to many investors and businessmen who lost most of their assets overnight and sold the rest. The prime example of Frost-Tech Corporation faced potential bankruptcy after its overseas consumer base was wiped out. The ripple effects from Black Thursday are predicted to affect Mystria and the Pony Lands as a whole, which may weaken the economic welfare of the region.

President Miranda Songbird provided a small initial statement about the events of Black Thursday. “No worries, everyone! Our nation will endure another harsh winter! Next spring, everything will be fine! As the spirit of freedom and harmony is with us.” Miranda is expected to address the various issues that arose in her State of the Union address. The queens are said to host their royal address sometime in the near future.

-Charlotte of Silverline News Network (Charlotte@Derpmail.com)

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Anis4 (Winterdale, Silverdale) 5 MINUTES AGO +15
Oh great! Another thursday! Another crisis. At least this time that stupid fox ceo is going down!

Aurora1983 (Aurora, Malgrave) 20 MINUTES AGO +476
Silverdale importing steel from Malgrave should help fix a lot of problems in both our countries, so is greatly appreciated! A lot of our three-year projects at MalTra rely on Silverdale so we can’t afford any major delays.

Mystery Doo News!

THE STORM OF 2021!

“Hello every creature! Today we got special coverage in return too…” Watson Doo stomped her hooves against the desk in such a rapid fashion that the final quake sent pencils flying off screen.

“THE STORM OF 2021!”

“Yes! The STORM OF 2021! Now what is this particular storm different from all the supernatural and freak weather caused by Garyx, and other powerful freaks of winter itself!? Well let me tell you EVERYTHING. I mean EVERYTHING that you need to know.

A far more pleasant dogfolk voice of a narrator began to play as the overlay came to Snow Sea.

"The Storm of 2021 was reported by the mainstream as a sudden hurricane of unexplainable nature that hit the Glacier Mane and appeared to 'reform' across different parts of the sea itself. The most infamous event was the destruction of the finishing village Penla, which saw its inhabitants vaporized away by the volatile storms, only to be revived later. Afterward, it disappeared about an hour later as a strange 'reversal' occurred. No definitive answer was established beyond one 'great monster' that was stopped by the gods and brought a miracle to the land. Yet this is questioned as such an occurrence to even a tiny magnitude doesn't happen at all towards the greatest of tragedies on Earth. So, the answer remains a mystery."

“UNTIL NOW.”

“So my friends, what kind of supernatural spirit are we dealing with? Well, there were always the superstorms and lightning blasts everywhere so… A thunder spirit? Well what kind? A cow!”

Watson smacked a button to show what appeared to be a dark and vague lady humanoid with parts of bull like appendages that were puppets. Clarified from digitized edits and zooms from the otherwise unfocused and blurred out figure. “A cow spirit? Oh yeah! One that terrorizes the heavens. At least from my source saying as it flew across the place with the most wicked laugh, and strength of a thousand minotaurs in one. A literal monster. An oni.”

An tensive glare as she looked deep within the viewer’s soul as the camera went up to her face “But how Watson Doo? Is this the one, and not some made up super ultra sigma elemental from Jupiter itself? Ahem…”

She then shows TWO BULLS in the skies from one clip all as a golden vs the darken figures went up the sky. It was cgi as all hell and quite phoney looking, but the original was given as the purple and yellow lightning bolts were difficult to witness! Only the figment in the sky appeared. “ THEN IT FOUGHT A GOD! Is that normal?”

“SOOOOOOOOOO.... I went to Penla itself, and saw a new shrine of a peculiar bull there with similar looks, and the lady itself. I was like ‘wait a second… that thing was put up by those lucky people who LIVED and called herself Raiden when the lightning cracked onto the village to revive everyone. Then bovinians came as pilgrims to see it like they witnessed a divine revelation… it is some work of a god I tell you! A battle of GODS HAPPENS I TELL YOU!”

Watson then gulps down a jug of water to cool down from the unhinge ramblings. “Anyway! That’s the true story of the Storm of 2021! I think the obvious gods would be Gugalana and… Ushi Gozen… That's what she’s called right? ANYWAY, that’s the story! NOW BUY MY MERCHANDISE!”

A flash of lightning came from the greenscreen as her voice boomed "NOW!"

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A muscular male unicorn with nightmare moon costume wings arose from the podium of a crappy corner of town with tinfoil painted with yellow paint. He wore a cardboard box suit that seemed elegant but was just colored marker doodles.

"Today! We have triumphed over the faker queens and the false republic! From this day forward, we can continue the vision of Green Clover and restore order in the region! Too long, this 'democracy' was unguided, and our enemies are everywhere! Today, we'll embark on our crusade! To bring the monarchy back to order and put all down! I, Emperor Frost Crownheart, will lead us to victory!"

Hooves clapped from the group of drunkards while onlookers were weirded out by the deluded pony. Needless to say, Frost Crownheart decided to drone on away before a gust of wind pushed him aside.

OOC: April Fools!