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Great Nepal
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Postby Great Nepal » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:45 am

Our borders will be totally closed, 9599 meters tall wall all across our borders will emerge from the ground (we got it in sub-train form and can be emerged via hydraulics) in case of any report of zombie in any part of universe.
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Postby -the Ukrainian SSR- » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:45 am

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Postby Picklepoo » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:46 am

Some people even have zombies as pets. Zombie hunting is also a sport!
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Postby The Archiepelago » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:47 am

Well since a zombie is already dead, killing it is impossible. But the military would evacuate the Imperial Family and a few members of the Imperial Senate. Also the military would start evacuating some of the civilians as they see fit. And the soldiears would at least try to keep the zombies back with AK47's and bombs.
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Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:48 am

We don't have any zombies in Fatatatutti - and we don't know of any anywhere in the world. They barely exist in our imaginations.

However, if there was a "zombie outbreak" as we understand it, the zombies would be treated like anybody else. We value freedom and equality above security.

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Austria-russia
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Postby Austria-russia » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:48 am

we would also probably build a big wall...with flamethrower turrets!!!!!

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Postby Alevuss » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:51 am

In case of a zombie attack, we would do what we always do with our garbage. We would create a huge trebuchet and launch them into outer space. If that doesn't work, our capital city is entirely zombie proof. If they some how manage to get us then, we will burn them with flame throwers and then pour sulfuric acid on them.
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Postby Wasteland Bandits » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:51 am

Zombies? As in the undead kind or the irradiated kind?

We'd take both of 'em on, hand to hand, mano-a-mano! Well, maybe not hand to hand... We might use machetes. Only difference is, we wouldn't eat the undead kind. We got some radiation clearing tech so 'Zombies' caused by exposure to radiation would be fair game for snacks.
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Postby Apaduckadagwengo » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:52 am

Enroll them into the army.
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Austria-russia
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Postby Austria-russia » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:54 am

we would keep a couple as pets and sporting as well in fact we have a zombie zoo but zookeppers have flamethrowers

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Postby Rustika » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:57 am

We would evacuate the citizens of the smaller cities to the larger cities, but keeping the Capital migration free and quarantined. In cities that are already infected a quarantine would be put in place on the city and any other infected areas. Small groups of citizens would be evacuated from the infected cities and brought to the major cities, where they will be kept in quarantine and examined for a month for signs of infection. Slowly, but steadily the infected cities uninfected citizens are evacuated and disposed of if show even the minimal signs of a zombie infection, and slowly the infected cities shall be citizen free, when the cities are evacuated a few volleys of artillery shells shall be shot at the infected cities, and then stormed with specially trained spec ops which will rid the cities of all zombies, even after the raids, the city is kept in quarantine for a month to give spec ops and medics to search the cities for zombies or remaining signs of infection if these seen the quarantine is extended for another month. All the time the capital remaining un- infected. Unless the infection starts in the capital which means that a similar plan will be adopted.
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Postby Picklepoo » Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:04 am

The Archiepelago wrote:Well since a zombie is already dead, killing it is impossible. But the military would evacuate the Imperial Family and a few members of the Imperial Senate. Also the military would start evacuating some of the civilians as they see fit. And the soldiears would at least try to keep the zombies back with AK47's and bombs.

No decapitation and damage to the brain is the only way to kill it.
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Postby Rustika » Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:08 am

Or to destroy it beyond regeneration such as burning it to the point that it turns into ash. Or disintegrating it or blowing it up into very small pieces. Nukes would work well too.
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Postby Uawc » Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:10 am

The whole population is armed, many of whom have automatic shotguns.

We hunt zombies for fun.
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Austria-russia
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Postby Austria-russia » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:02 am

Saiga shotgun.......

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Postby Vedacia » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:40 am

We would begin with mass evacuation of the area, later quarantine the site for at least a week, to which we would just bomb them and clean off any remaining crap.

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Postby Fisenesia » Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:03 pm

This has happened to Fisenesia before, in which case we quarantined the area and attempted to recue any survivors. At the same time we attempted to develop a cure, but the only means of prevention seems to be to kill all zombies by destroying their brain and decontaminating all infected areas.

P.S. Nukes don't work well on zombies, unless you like them radioactive.
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Postby The Eternal Kawaii » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:36 pm

Our nation is currently suffering from a zombie outbreak, actually. Fortunately, our population has been evacuated to other nations, but our Prophet, the leader of our people, stayed behind to make sure everyone else made it out.

We don't know what's become of him.
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The Rich Port
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Postby The Rich Port » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:42 pm

Guns are extremely common in the households of our people, and our military has watched every zombie movie in existence... so I don't think it would be that big of a problem

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Postby 2nd PLT » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:44 pm

Considering the leaders of 2nd PLT have dealt with a zombie epidemic before, and a book they wrote on how to deal with BOWs and a zombie out break is mandatory reading for school, the population would probably fair well, unless it was a new kind that had not been seen before.
The government would set up "Safe Zones" around the country, and call for the evacuation of all civilians to these places. And then they would pay people to go out and be Zombie hunters.
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Postby Ermarian » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:45 pm

Zombie infestations were a common hazard prior to the introduction of effective countermeasures and mandatory cremation.

However, to describe an infestation as an "outbreak" is fallacious, as reanimation is not an infectious disease. The undead are principally created deliberately by necromancers (human or otherwise) or sometimes by powerful spirits who are themselves undead. They are dangerous to humans, whom they will kill and attempt to eat on sight, but even a powerful necromancer would have their work cut out turning every single corpse into a zombie.

That is why infestations were self-limiting. As soon as a critical number of undead were raised, the local government advertised for adventurers, and sooner or later the necromancer and his shambling horde would be dispatched.
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Postby The Rich Port » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:47 pm

Great Nepal wrote:Our borders will be totally closed, 9599 meters tall wall all across our borders will emerge from the ground (we got it in sub-train form and can be emerged via hydraulics) in case of any report of zombie in any part of universe.


XD, you should close your borders now.

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Postby Austria-russia » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:58 pm

BREAKING NEWS: Austria russia is currently experiencing a zombie out break,the government has began napalm bombing runs on the infested ares then sending in flame tanks guarded by flame troopers.
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Postby Station 12 » Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:01 pm

Isolation and destruction of all infected. Execution of possible infectees. Food storage would be scanned thoroughly to check for contaminants.

The outbreak would not last long.
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Postby Hartsellia » Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:03 pm

That wouldn't happen.

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