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Your nation's British invasion plan

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2018 5:21 pm
by La Cosa Fedora
After an incident where British intelligence has finally gone too far, you decide to end the threat posed by perfidious Albion once and for all. Many have tried and many have failed what you now attempt. Will you join the Romans, the Anglo-Saxons, and the Normans as successful invaders, or will your name be mentioned along with the Spanish armada, the numerous rulers of France who could only dream of crossing the channel, and Hitler?

For LCF such an invasion would surely be a trivial matter, since we can use superior technology (which comes from being enlightened by our own intelligence) and knowledge of the blade to attain air supremacy and domination of the seas. Also our path would be well prepared by hacking their military and using support of anyone on that island who happens to heed the call of the mighty fedora. We would make short work of British resistance in order to be prepared to face their NATO allies, the UN security council, or some combination thereof.

Or if we don't feel like doing an invasion we can just capture every single source of tea and jack up prices until the queen herself begs us for mercy.

The peace treaty would probably see the UK balkanized into its separate parts with governments that are subservient to our will, and may host our military garrisons for some time to come. Or alternatively we can force on them all the parts of their colonial empire back which are currently in a position of disputed ownership, e.g. Israel/Palestine, Kashmir, etc. Just for the lulz.

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2018 10:15 pm
by Carena
If there was ever an attempted British rebellion, we would simply deploy several squadrons of mechanized robotic infantry from an orbiting military base to put down the insurrection.

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2018 10:59 pm
by Kyneland
We do not have the capabilities to effectively attack Britain. And besides, although we find them deeply misguided and even stupid, they’re our ally.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:08 pm
by Vlasdol
We'll just stay right where we are.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 6:12 pm
by Holy Marsh
It would be of little difficulty or notability to invade the British Isles over the seas and subdue it.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:24 pm
by Auzkhia
The Imperial and Royal Air Force would try to cripple their navy and defense capabilities before mounting troops, we have the advantage in an army battle, but the Imperial and Royal Kriegsmarine always was a bit behind the British Royal Navy. But if France helps us, we could break through with more ships. But if the British Army invaded, they would be routed since they would have to deal with landing, wrestling for air and sea control, and then worrying about getting through our vast Empire.

1v1: Probably a stalemate since we'd be about evenly matched, but failure to successfully invade the island is lucky, but that's the hardest part since the Army has the capacity to occupy and pacify Great Britain. We would have to rely on some diplomacy, if Britain is isolated, we can arrange a coalition, but if we find ourselves alone, then it'd be too difficult.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:47 pm
by Marcianus
I wouldn't want to attack Britain, but if we had too, we'd need spaceships since we're on Mars.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:56 pm
by Vallermoore
We would send our fleet, army and air force, with nukes only used if Britain used nukes first. We are not an aggressive country and have only had one war in recent times, however.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:02 pm
by Changeling Badlands
We would send in changelings to kidnap and replace the country's leaders and top 1%, and change the country's policies to favour Changelings.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:04 pm
by Swiabar
Nuke em

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:07 pm
by A m e n r i a
If Britain decides to rebel, we'll surround them with soldiers from the rest of our European Colony. As powerful as the British may be thanks to our equipment and training, we still have numbers in our advantage, with the presence of the French, Germans, and Spanish. If that's not enough, we can send in some warriors from the mainland or ask for Turkish, Arabian, or Vatican aid. If all else fails, Heavenly Emperor Cheonsa has a big red button on his throne for an awesome, scifi-like reason.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:10 pm
by Baalkistann
My nation really has no reason to go to war with Britain, but if we did it wouldn’t be much trouble. We’d just park the navy outside London, bombard the city into oblivion, land troops, and crush their military until they decided to surrender.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:14 pm
by Reutoa
With the Imperial Navy being overwhelmingly more powerful then the British, we’ll just crush them and land our forces all over the English Coast. With Operation Bloody Mary underway we then bomb every military installation and paratroop units all over England. With more then 300,00 solders in the British Isles in less then 24 hours the British should be shocked and too stunned to be able to offer effective leadership to their country, and if they don’t then we will nuke London and be done with it.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:15 pm
by Nafles
we are difficult to attack Britain. their radar technology is more advanced than us.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:18 pm
by Luziyca
While it is true that we have invasion plans for various fictional entities, in addition to real entities in Esquarium, in order for those drafting war plans to get good at writing them up, there is no invasion plan for "Britain," "Albion," "England," or anything remotely similar to it.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:27 pm
by Arthropol
Removed for retcon purposes (2019-08-01)

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:08 am
by Second Empire of America
Britain has weapons of mass destruction. We have weapons of mass destruction. Consequently, invading Britain is not worth the cost in lives, no matter how annoyed we are by Brexit. We had plans for landing our army on the west coast of Scotland and marching to quickly take London if war broke out during the Cold War*, but this was a last resort as we don't want to fight another nuclear power.

*Our timeline's Cold War involved the UK as a third superpower that rivaled both us and the USSR.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:12 am
by Cyberlife Group
We drop deviant androids who hate humans and they’d try to kill them, after we get rid of the deviants and send good androids and rehabilitate the area with Americans who like Cyberlife.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:18 am
by Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft
We live in a parallel universe, so Britain doesn't exist on our Earth. If it did and we wanted to invade, we would carry out an air/space-based invasion. We have massively superior military technology to 2018 Britain, let alone 1940s Britain.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:27 am
by Tinhampton
Any Tinhamptonian army that tries to invade (the rest of) the UK - for whatever reason, perceived GCHQ overzealousness or otherwise - will probably be crushed within 20 miles of Tinhampton city centre, the Demilitarised Zone agreement instantly nullified, and the city itself taken over and de-devolved with scarce resistance of any description...

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:40 am
by Selena Quintilliana Perez
We do have armed forces but only for self defence, but we would "invade" the country with Tejano music from our best singers and try to take over the pop charts.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:43 am
by The Russian Nations
We would Send in NRF Undercover Cells to Cause Chaos,then An Armed Assault with Helicopters,and also an Amphibious Invasion with Hovercraft and Tanks.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:49 am
by Eclius
Province of Britannia was captured a really long time ago

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:46 am
by The Free Islands of Independence
We are half the world away from the British homeland. Amy invasion would have to be done with access to nearby countries, preferably Ireland or Iceland.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:48 am
by TURTLESHROOM II
Our plan is a simple binary choice: lose or sea of glass.

We have tens of thousands more WMDs than the UK, and that is our only advantage. TurtleShroom is a landlocked country and even if a coast existed, the TS Navy is a brown-water entity and has no capacity for blue-water operations beyond heavily arming oil tankers and cargo ships.