Pan-Asiatic Ministry of Foreign Affairs [v1][CLOSED]

[Pan-Asiatic States]

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[Prussian Polish Commonwealth]

"Did you enjoy the artillery and trenches we slaughtered your troops with back in Gagium?"
-Princess/Hauptgefreiter Maria von Hohenzollern

"GODDAMN IT MARIA I TOLD YOU, NO FUCKING STARTING DIPLOMATIC INCIDENTS!"
A few heated words are exchanged, followed by the sound of a door slamming.
"Apologies. My sister is rather abrasive. But anyway...ah shit I forg-Oh, right. How does your education system work?"
-Kaiser Crassus von Hohenzollern

[Pan-Asiatic States]

"Did you enjoy the artillery and trenches we slaughtered your troops with back in Gagium?"
-Princess/Hauptgefreiter Maria von Hohenzollern

"GODDAMN IT MARIA I TOLD YOU, NO FUCKING STARTING DIPLOMATIC INCIDENTS!"
-Kaiser Crassus von Hohenzollern

"Hey, I mean, if they die, they weren't fit enough to continue serving. Artillery though, is such a cowardly way of fighting. Our bayonets would have gladly pierced your Western ass."
- Mr. Zhan Yahui-Molotov Sr.

A resounding wave of Haha-emojis are sent to the Live Feed by the audience, with a couple of Heart-emojis.

[Speyland]

"What is your opinion on Dutch Culture?"
Queen Annemiek Blokvoord

[Prussian Polish Commonwealth]

"Säkkijärven Polkka or Ostprussenlied?"
-Finnish-Prussian Fallschirmjaeger

"Do you lot actually clone people?"
-Field Marshall Anne Gulliman(ret)

"How many summary executions have you performed? My record is at 32."
-Lord Commissar Harris von Scarhorn(ret)

[Pan-Asiatic States]

"What is your opinion on Dutch Culture?"
Queen Annemiek Blokvoord

"The Party teaches children at a very young age that culture is the lifeblood of civilization. There are destructive, second-hand cultures, like that found in Latin America and the Americas in general; and there are original, pure cultures- like those found in De-Imperialized African regions, and Austro-Asia. Dutch culture is unique in the sense that, despite being one of the unique cultures of the world, it has unleashed a fury of imperialism like its Northern counterparts. Dutch culture is evolving, however, and is gradually embracing much more peaceful ways to secure their petty wealth."

- Mr. Zhan Yahui-Molotov Sr.

[The dark Panther]

"you don't teach bad of us right comrades" -Adrik Yakov Commissar of Education

"do you think of us as eastern and northern Asians, or Western and European?" -Prime Commissar Aleksandr Ivanov

[Pan-Asiatic States]

"Säkkijärven Polkka or Ostprussenlied?"
-Finnish-Bavarian Fallschirmjaeger

"Personally, German marching songs are too flashy and, well, edgy. Try '当那天来临! 中国核力量' out for size."

"Do you lot actually clone people?"
-Field Marshall Anne Gulliman(ret)

"Hell yeah we do! And most Asians agree that it's the best thing since sliced bread. Our children need not worry about Asthma, Cancer, et cetera; and our Healthcare budget can be spent on other things, like Welfare. How convenient, am I right?"

"How many summary executions have you performed? My record is at 32."
-Lord Commissar Harris von Scarhorn(ret)

"I, myself? A good 21, back in the day. I, too, have retired; but I served during the Cultural Revolution. I led my own Red Guard, and we killed some pigs."

[Pan-Asiatic States]

"you don't teach bad of us right comrades" -Adrik Yakov Commissar of Education

"do you think of us as eastern and northern Asians, or Western and European?" -Prime Commissar Aleksandr Ivanov

"State-Socialism is the ultimate goal for any Nation-State, and we don't just not teach bad of you, but we see you rather highly. Europe, in its entirety, is Soviet-bloc. Our grudges are directed more on the Capitalist Americas, who continue to resist the Worker's Revolution. The proletarian in that country is numb to change. That is why we see them as pigs waiting to be slaughtered."
- Mr. Zhan Yahui-Molotov Sr.

[Prussian Polish Commonwealth]

"you don't teach bad of us right comrades" -Adrik Yakov Commissar of Education

"do you think of us as eastern and northern Asians, or Western and European?" -Prime Commissar Aleksandr Ivanov

"State-Socialism is the ultimate goal for any Nation-State, and we don't just not teach bad of you, but we see you rather highly. Europe, in its entirety, is Soviet-bloc. Our grudges are directed more on the Capitalist Americas, who continue to resist the Worker's Revolution. The proletarian in that country is numb to change. That is why we see them as pigs waiting to be slaughtered."
- Mr. Zhan Yahui-Molotov Sr.

"...so is our 'Proletariat', although for different reasons."
-Oberst Fredrick von Ziethen

[Prussian Polish Commonwealth]

"Säkkijärven Polkka or Ostprussenlied?"
-Finnish-Bavarian Fallschirmjaeger

"Personally, German marching songs are too flashy and, well, edgy. Try '当那天来临! 中国核力量' out for size."

"That shows you an ignorant fool. Have you ever even listened to them? Also Sakkijarven polka is finnish."
-Fallschirmjaeger

[Speyland]

"Are you bisexual?"
Queen Annemiek Blokvoord

[Pan-Asiatic States]

"Are you bisexual?"
Queen Annemiek Blokvoord

"No, Madam. I am sorry to disappoint. There are LGBTQ+ members of the Congress though, like my good friend Đặng Bình Nguyên."
- Mr. Zhan Yahui-Molotov Sr.

[Palmyrion]

"What do you think of the Royal Palmyrian Commonwealth as a nation-state?"
-Lakan Alexander II

"How many people in your nation identify in the asexual and aromantic spectra?"
-A random Palmyrian citizen

[Zhouran]

Considering that the Pan-Asiatic States is made up of Southeast and East Asian oriental states, what are the opinions of the general populace on non-oriental Asians such as the South Asians, Central Asians, the North Asians, and us Zhouranese? Do people in the Pan-Asiatic States believe in peaceful coexistence with non-yellow non-oriental Asians or do they believe in oriental-supremacy and see non-orientals as inferior?

- Random political moderate

[Uan aa Boa]

Revolutionary greetings comrade!

The Revolutionary Workers' Party here in Uan aa Boa has long found much to admire in the achievements of The Pan-Asiatic States, but also some causes of great concern. You will not be surprised to hear the latter relate to the eugenics policy know as The Red Strings of Science.

It is our view that a policy which designates one ethnic group as inherently more desirable than others is inherently and irredeemably fascist. We have similar concerns regarding your answers above regarding the superiority of some cultures and especially around the illegality of homosexual relationships.

We under that full control of the number and genetic characteristics of the workforce has enabled a considerable increase in economic output. We maintain, however, that the purpose of socialism is the liberation of the working class as it actually is, in all its diversity, and not its replacement with a new, manufactured class. Economic productivity is good, but only insofar as it advances the class interests of the proletariat. The proletariat are not to be sacrificed in order to enhance the economy.

How would you respond to these points?

Abraham Kandala
Revolutionary Workers Council for Foreign Affairs

[Pan-Asiatic States]

"What do you think of the Royal Palmyrian Commonwealth as a nation-state?"
-Lakan Alexander II

"How many people in your nation identify in the asexual and aromantic spectra?"
-A random Palmyrian citizen

(1) "Palmyrion's occult, and mostly rid of Western subjugation- I myself applaud that. But I fear that it shall crumble quickly, as you've essentially enslaved your own people by reinstating the Monarchy. Forward, not backward, tovarisch!"

(2) "Not many, and thus, we've overlooked taking data for it. The States are very socially conservative. Asexuality is nearly unheard of, and our citizens do not bother it anyway."

[Ivelboria]

OOC - When did you start playing NS, and how did you find it in the first place?

[Pan-Asiatic States]

OOC - When did you start playing NS, and how did you find it in the first place?

Oh, that's a great story. One I'll never forget.

I actually stumbled upon NS entirely by accident. 2 years ago, I was reading the dystopian classic, 1984, and I was searching for any anthems I could associate with the superstates to sort of uh.. put-an-anthem-to-the-name. That's when I stumbled upon this epic video. At first, I thought, like all the other videos I'd seen, someone had made a parody anthem for Eurasia. But oddly enough, the map did not add up to the novel's illustration of Eurasia's borders. So, I checked the description for answers.

And I quote, the description of the video reads:

Anthem of the USE, NationStates page http://www.nationstates.net/nation=un...

Purely a work of fiction

The link lead to this deat'd NS. Intrigued by this "Nation States" thing, I decided to make my own country, just for funsies.

I started out as the now dead nation, Bagumrepublika. Called quits for a while since I found RPs rather boring and never quite understood how the forums worked until November last year, when I got bored and decided to pick up NS again.

Thus, the Pan-Asiatic States was born. In a way, the Eurasia featured in the video kind of inspired PAS' lore and history. I never really met the guy though. He was long dead when I joined NS.

[New yugoslavaia]

What do you think of the angel alliance and/or Jupiter pact?

[Khataiy]

What is your nation's official stance on my nation's civil war

[Bruke]

"In your view, have Brukian-Pan-Asiatic relations improved enough so that your country no longer views our own as a hostile adversary because of our involvement in Diyaristan?"

Dejen Asnake, Envoy At-Large for International Security

"As a follow-up, do you see any chance of our two countries normalizing relations?"

Foreign Minister Beryihun Gezaee

[Ivelboria]

OOC - When did you start playing NS, and how did you find it in the first place?

Oh, that's a great story. One I'll never forget.

I actually stumbled upon NS entirely by accident. 2 years ago, I was reading the dystopian classic, 1984, and I was searching for any anthems I could associate with the superstates to sort of uh.. put-an-anthem-to-the-name. That's when I stumbled upon this epic video. At first, I thought, like all the other videos I'd seen, someone had made a parody anthem for Eurasia. But oddly enough, the map did not add up to the novel's illustration of Eurasia's borders. So, I checked the description for answers.

And I quote, the description of the video reads:

Anthem of the USE, NationStates page http://www.nationstates.net/nation=un...

Purely a work of fiction

The link lead to this deat'd NS. Intrigued by this "Nation States" thing, I decided to make my own country, just for funsies.

I started out as the now dead nation, Bagumrepublika. Called quits for a while since I found RPs rather boring and never quite understood how the forums worked until November last year, when I got bored and decided to pick up NS again.

Thus, the Pan-Asiatic States was born.

Wow. That's interesting to hear! I stumbled into this place when I was looking for some maps to use for my nation. I drew many nation maps prior to using NS, and when I found NS, it was perfect for me to share my maps.

[Pan-Asiatic States]

Considering that the Pan-Asiatic States is made up of Southeast and East Asian oriental states, what are the opinions of the general populace on non-oriental Asians such as the South Asians, Central Asians, the North Asians, and us Zhouranese? Do people in the Pan-Asiatic States believe in peaceful coexistence with non-yellow non-oriental Asians or do they believe in oriental-supremacy and see non-orientals as inferior?

- Random political moderate

"Understand that, despite the shallow sentiments shared by many ignorant dissidents, our views are actually very far-fetched from the Rightist notions of White Supremacy. We see purity and impurity, not because there are cultures worth destroying, but because there are cultures worth upholding. Cultures ripe for Communism. For example, Taoism, an inherently Asian religion, promotes balance in all things. That is why the Chinese were so attracted to the ideals of Socialism. Equality was a value they'd grown up with, and integrating it into politics seemed romantic.

The people of the Pan-Asiatic States are exactly that. Pan-Asiatic. Maoism advocates Third Worldism, there is producer and produced for. East versus West. Slave and Master. Day versus Night. That is where the prejudice arises. And rightfully so.

American culture, as it is, promotes subjugation. Every man who'd signed the declaration of independence was white. Most owned slaves. Today, American media advocates imperialism in the Middle-East and violence on TV.

But we, the people, stand strong against such slander. The International Soviet is unconquerable, and a day shall break when Capitalism in the West chokes on their own excesses. Only then can we begin to re-mold their culture and their youth."

- Zhan Yahui-Molotov Sr.

[Pan-Asiatic States]

Revolutionary greetings comrade!

The Revolutionary Workers' Party here in Uan aa Boa has long found much to admire in the achievements of The Pan-Asiatic States, but also some causes of great concern. You will not be surprised to hear the latter relate to the eugenics policy know as The Red Strings of Science.

It is our view that a policy which designates one ethnic group as inherently more desirable than others is inherently and irredeemably fascist. We have similar concerns regarding your answers above regarding the superiority of some cultures and especially around the illegality of homosexual relationships.

We under that full control of the number and genetic characteristics of the workforce has enabled a considerable increase in economic output. We maintain, however, that the purpose of socialism is the liberation of the working class as it actually is, in all its diversity, and not its replacement with a new, manufactured class. Economic productivity is good, but only insofar as it advances the class interests of the proletariat. The proletariat are not to be sacrificed in order to enhance the economy.

How would you respond to these points?

Abraham Kandala
Revolutionary Workers Council for Foreign Affairs

"As I've said, we see purity and impurity, not because there are cultures worth destroying, but because there are cultures worth upholding and ripe for proletarian revolution. We treat all proletarians as equal individuals, but not all cultures as equal seeds for the foundation of Socialism. Production of a single ethnicity is for the beneficence of Communism! How can all men be treated equally if they are not made equal? We take it to the literal sense, and seize, not just the means of production- but the means of reproduction.

It is in the firm belief of Neo-Maoism that prejudice cannot and will not be eliminated, thus we embrace it. Minorities as they are, are equal in the eyes of the State, but the government of Pan-Asia actively seeks to exterminate minorities through cloning. I do not see how this contradicts Marxist doctrine. The workers are all still treated equally, and own the means of production. Yet for this reason, as well, we do not call ourselves true to Marxism. Marx has been wrong about many things. Revolutions did not occur where capital was abundant, it occured in the Third World, where scarcity was prominent. Neo-Maoism is the superior, and logical evolution of Marxism as we enter a bold new era of technological innovation."