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New Rostov-Na-Donu
Posts: 36
Founded: May 10, 2018

Postby New Rostov-Na-Donu » Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:43 am

You know you are Rostovian when...
-You own at least two guns
-You are 23 and telling your kids stories from the war
-You always carry half a litre of pepperspray with you

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Posts: 267
Founded: Aug 16, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Marcianus » Mon Jun 04, 2018 4:27 pm

You remember you lived on Mars.
The Year is 2790.
I have fallen to the dark side when it has come to NStats. I hate them like I hate sand! They're course, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere!!!!
Pro= Libertarianism, Free-Market, Capitalism, Conservatism, Centrism, Non-Interventionism, Gay Rights, Women's Rights, Men's Rights, Private Property Rights, Atheism, Agnosticism, Freedom And Liberty, Intelligence, etc.
Anti= Communism, Socialism, Economic Regulation, Political Correctness, Alt-Right, Racism, Sexism, Interventionism, Pacifism, Stupidity, Abortion, Religion, etc.
NOTE: When you go to read my factbooks, open the "dispatches" section, not the "factbooks" section. All of the factbooks will be in there.

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Posts: 1
Founded: Jul 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Angharida » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:47 pm

You know you're from Angharida when...
-You once lived in a forest but you now live in an uranium mine
-Your national animal is almost extinct because of the actions of your government
-You know if I will catch you watching japanese cartoons, you'll be executed the next day
-You are still weaving baskets while your brother earns 1.5 times as much as you by working in an uranium mine

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Yu Dynasty
Posts: 22
Founded: Jan 28, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Yu Dynasty » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:54 pm

You know you're from Yu when your favorite retaliatory meme is....

Everyone I don't like is a Rebel Against Heaven!

The Emotional Child's Guide To Chinese Dynastic Politics.

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Union of Kalmar Republics
Posts: 30
Founded: Jan 08, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Union of Kalmar Republics » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:10 pm

You know your from the Union of Kalmar Republics when
- -18F is just cool
-you buy sunscreen in bulk at a wholesale
-you eat your natinal animal
Kalmar news now
gov.ukr home


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Posts: 208
Founded: Jun 12, 2014
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Laredo- » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:35 pm

You know you're Laredoan when...

-You put honey mustard on almost everything you eat. Burgers, hot dogs, tacos, burritos, sandwiches, pizza, potato chips, and even salad.

-You can't go a day without listening to at least one 90's grunge song.

-You don't use "Google" as a verb.

-You're knowledge of memes and "internet culture" is limited up to the year 2007 because your country's internet connection was cut back then.

-Usually just one person in your circle of friends has a cell phone, but no one, not even you, is impressed.

-Somebody in your family always owns a ranch.

-You think America is like it is in Running Man or Death Race. Fun and decadent, but dystopian, dangerous and full of rude people.

-You refer to Christianity, Judaism, and Islam as cults. Especially if you were born after 1986.

-You say "street lot" and "backlot" instead of "front yard" and "backyard".

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Posts: 249
Founded: Feb 19, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wawakanatote » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:42 pm

You know you're from the Supranational Union of Socialist Republics when....

- You are well read in the sciences of Engels, Amundsven, Laxim, and other socialist writers
- You're surrounded by people from Germany to Alaska, and Cuba
- You're government is saturated in corruption
- You're anti-capitalist
- You're not to fond of the American government
- Your government adds the collection of their leader's works to the constitution
OOC Factbook
Pro: Marxism-Leninism, Socialism,
Mao, Deng, Xi

Neutral: Left Wing Nationalism
Anti: Ultra-Leftism, Capitalism,
Fascism, Nazism, Imperialism

"Less of a Nation, More of a World"
-Me about nation
Full Nation Name: Supranational Union of Socialist Republics
Government: Federal Intergovernmental Political/Economic Union
Political Leaders: C. Song Liyuan, V.C. Lev Bronshtein
National Anthem: "Hymn of the Union"
The Supranational Union welcomes you! - Roza Pankova, SUSR Minister Of Communications
"Peace, Equality, Unity"|"Мир, равенство, единство"|"和平,平等,团结"

For more information go to: Our National Factbook

- Take NS stats with a grain of salt

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Changeling Badlands
Posts: 35
Founded: Jun 08, 2018

Postby Changeling Badlands » Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:54 pm

-When you feed not on solid food but on various kinds of love.
-When you can change your shape at will
-When you are ruled by a firm but normally fair Queen
-When you go undercover when traveling abroad
-When your nation is a mass of twisted mountains

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Posts: 303
Founded: May 31, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Vlasdol » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:18 pm

You know you're Vlasdolian when,
- You call the leader of a nation by their title, not their name
- Your most frequent words are 'Saint' 'Royal' or 'Imperial'
- You get shocked about having to pay for food, healthcare or other basic needs
- You are confused about the lack of military units in a populated city
Leaders title + factbook link:
Miss Emily Simpson
tier 7, type 6, level 0, according to this index
pro: militarism, lack of individual liberties, scientific advancements
anti: unreasonable aggression, individual liberties, weak state, weak economy, pacifism

Leader's title + factbook link:
Her Imperial Majesty, Emily Simpson, Imperator-Immortalis of the Vlasdolian Empire
tier 9, type 9, level 5, according to this index
A solid type II based on the Kardashev scale
pro: Primitive civilisations, militarism, AI, The Imperator-Immortalis
anti: advanced civilisations, spirituality
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I am in the process of making factbooks for this

This (MT) nation does reflect all my political views. Deal with it

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Changeling Badlands
Posts: 35
Founded: Jun 08, 2018

Postby Changeling Badlands » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:12 pm

You know you are from the Changeling Badlands when...

You are a changeling
You feed not on food but on different kinds of love
You are a royalist
You see other peoples as inferior
You love to fly with your wings
You are often sent to infiltrate other societies to bring love/trade goods/captives back to the country

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Selena Quintilliana Perez
Posts: 33
Founded: Aug 09, 2018

Postby Selena Quintilliana Perez » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:26 pm

You know you are from the Republic of Selena Quintilliana Perez when...

-Tejano music is very common and popular in your country
-Mexican food is very common and popular in your country
-Bowie knives and revolvers are legal to own and carry in most areas
-Fireworks are common
-Your most wanted job is that of a singer
-Your ruler gives concerts once a month and genuinely sings well
-Your national anthem is Balia Esta Cumbia

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Vincere Terrae
Posts: 60
Founded: Mar 28, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vincere Terrae » Thu Aug 09, 2018 9:30 pm

-You fight alongside 5 year olds in the army
-The sky glows an eerie green color
-You intake pure vitamins and minerals instead of food

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Territory of Brunei
Posts: 11
Founded: Aug 09, 2018

Postby Territory of Brunei » Thu Aug 09, 2018 11:38 pm

You know you're Bruneian when:

-You have difficulties explaining Nasi Katok to foreigners
-You keep on hearing "Oh, is Brunei a country or is it a part of UK?" when you mention that you're Bruneian to foreigners
-You receive a British 10 pence in your change instead of a 20 cent (Probably because the observe is similar, but the reverse is different as our 20 cent has a Dillenia suffruticosa)
-You get confused on why SKH (A supermarket chain that's kinda like Walmart) uses Singapore dollar coins instead of Brunei dollar coins on it's shopping cart coin slot
-You basically have the most advanced meme knowledge in Asia
-You're Singaporean friends and/or relatives keep on saying "I thought being Singaporean was already that rich in Asia, but no cause there's Brunei)
-You may have either memories or at least knowledge about the time when Brunei's weekend break was Friday and Sunday (ended in 2012)
-You have loyalty for foreign football teams but then the whole nation united just to see the national team play
-You own at least two cars
-You are able to mix two to three language in a sentence
-You picked French as a foreign language because you found Arabic wayy too difficult
The Brunei I'm RPing here is an alternative universe one, a Brunei without monarchy and is a British dependency. Basically it is also quite a westernised, liberal, democratic, which as you might know that two of em aren't present in the RL Brunei

More info coming soon at my factbook

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Posts: 2110
Founded: May 19, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Arthropol » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:08 am

You know you’re from Arthropol when...

You enjoy complaining. A lot.
You eat a lot of food but you’re still thin
You like to drink wine
You can never choose between butter and olive oil, and end up using both
You like drinking olive oil
You like the smell of lavendar
You’re a bad or terrible driver and prefer train or bike
You’ve been to multiple countries on a day or weekend trip without your passport
You have at least 200 Swiss Francs somewhere in your house
You still use the Arthropolian Franc instead of the Euro for small and informal purchases
You have been on an aircraft sometime in your life
You’ve only seen homeless people overseas
You speak 4 languages fluently after graduating high school
You work efficiently so you can work less
You have technology made by Royale
You can use guns and military weapons properly, but don’t want one
You can evacuate to the nearest nuclear bunker in under two minutes
You love the military but hate war
You don’t mind paying tax, and even support tax increases sometimes
You hate it when Germany, Cisalpinia or Brazil do well in football
You love football (soccer for you people)
You don’t care about seeing other nude people or being nude at all
You love casual water sports and the beach, and visit the beach multiple times a year
You dislike swimwear, and generally find it uncomfortable
You buy, drink and use human milk instead of cow milk
You liked eating vegetables ever since you were a child
You have not used a petrol station for years
You speak French at work and outside, and a regional language with friends or at home
You were raised Catholic or Muslim but are now atheist
You love an debate about any topic, especially with close friends
You own at least two football jerseys
You have a national flag, used once every two years at the Euros and World Cup
You can spot a tourist almost instantly and avoid them
You went to University to get a degree for most jobs
You’ve driven a manual car sometime in your life
You eat pizza with a knife and fork
You vehemently detest pineapple on pizza with an intense passion
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South Batoko
Posts: 147
Founded: Jun 29, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby South Batoko » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:45 am

You know you're Batoko when:

- you say 'You're beno?' instead of 'Everything fine?'
- you love bufutejerannabesorigan
- you think 25°C is cold
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South Batoko is a country in the Pacific, that competes in WV.
A 19.2 civilization, according to this index.

SBTV NEWS: Carlos Mencia (10) has been rushed to the hospital due to getting boiling tomaro soup in his neck.

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Posts: 152
Founded: Jan 01, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Coutuza » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:51 am

You know you’re from Coutuza when...
-You drink four cups of coffee each day
-You tend to wear a heavy winter coat during the Summer
-You have a peculiar love for established authority
And... -You are angered by someone inaccurately portraying a historical event
Disgruntled 29 year-old Austrian accountant living in London
Pro: Confucianism, Technocracy, Constitutional Monarchy, Liberal Capitalism, The Greens, The EU, Militarism (To an extent)
Neutral: Jeremy Corbyn, Theresa May, PMQs, Socialism
Anti: UKIP, Excessive Nationalism, Communism, Fascism, Excessive Militarism, Heathrow airport (Used to live next to the godawful thing)

National Hymn:
Victory Theme:
War Theme:
National Anthem:

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Chargé d'Affaires
Posts: 366
Founded: Mar 13, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Ah-eh-ioh-uh » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:59 am

You know you're a Vivan when :

People from other nations think your manners are awful but you realize you really don't give as much of a damn as they wish you would.

When you hear other nations have children learning useless things like algebra and arithmetic and are outraged that they didn't instead have elementary school courses in the law, philosophy, the humanities or any of the more FASCINATING classes in the social sciences.

When foreigners keep "blessing" you every time you sneeze and find yourself thinking everybody is overreacting with magic over a simple little sneeze.

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Posts: 44
Founded: Jul 26, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Thucia » Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:55 am

You know you're from Thucia and Cadia when:
[*] you have a cat like attitude to everyone else's problems (i.e. I understand and should sympathize but I'll just watch on in the ultimate "no f*cks given" face)
[*] you are most likely Sith
[*] which gives you powers most others on earth are absolutely frightened of
[*] so of course you're going to use them all the time
[*] you own multiple weapons and have the military training to use them and store them
[*] even if you work the same job for the same salary as someone from Europe or America, you have such a higher standard of living, that most people think you're a millionaire or the Government is subsiding everything (the latter is true)
[*] you know at least eight languages, have four degrees, 2 jobs at least but you STILL think you're slacking off
[*] " A REPUBLIC!!!!!!?!!! *vomits in Thucian*"
[*] complete disregard for any pan Africanism
[*] "you're not African" "we were African long before the ancient egyptians , that's for certain"
[*] you laugh at, well, everything
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Triumvirate Federal Democratic state located in Southern Africa. MT/PMT

Heads of State: Triumvirate Lords of Thucia
[*]Darth Cadia (Since 2014)
[*]Darth Picus (Since 2010)
[*]Darth Dianu (Since 2011)

Head of Government: High Chancellor Hisraad Teniner, UTA party,

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Akaran Islands
Posts: 121
Founded: Nov 12, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Akaran Islands » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:37 am

You know your Akaran when:
  • You've got friends of every race but are still pretty racist
  • You love Jesus but also pray to the Sun Goddess
  • At least one of your family members committed a war crime
  • You love your wife more than anyone else in the world, except maybe your other wife
  • You think every bad thing was caused by Freemasons
  • You drink more rum than a pirate
  • You probably had an ancestors that was a pirate
  • You own at least three guns in case those evil South Africans invade
  • You really enjoyed your trip to South Africa last summer
  • You think a tank should be street legal
  • Grabbing some random girl and kissing her is just saying hello
Conservative monarchy set in east Africa. Leaders are:Recent News
His Imperial Majesty Emperor Senaso has declared that democratic elections for parliament shall be reinstated, after parliament was dissolved last year. Elections are planned to be held on September 1st, 2019. The Emperor has also allowed a UN oversight committee to monitor that parliamentary elections are fair and democratic.

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Posts: 24
Founded: Aug 07, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Andocara » Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:03 pm

- You think gas stations are a thing of the past.

- You’re like a more eccentric version of Western Americans/Canadians.

- Friendship is very important to you and you have high standards when it comes to making friends and being in relationships.

- You drive at or slightly beneath the speed limit.
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Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 01, 2018

Postby Leanos » Sat Sep 01, 2018 12:53 pm

You consider alcoholic drinks to be terrifying, but Psilocybe to be very mild.

You don't know what a television is, but you own the most advanced radio on Earth.

You think of a hug as being a good way to say hi to a stranger.

You're proud of your country's happiness-index and trade surplus, which is weird because your GDP and quality of life is pretty low.

You are confused by the concept of "shopping" as something done for fun.

You are not fazed by -40C or +40C, but a little rain will kill you.
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Gospel Power
Posts: 558
Founded: Sep 03, 2017
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Gospel Power » Sat Sep 01, 2018 1:08 pm

You know when you are Gospel Powerian when:

- You love wolves
- you like to read the bible
- You eat beef
- You are Christian, of course
- You listen to classic music
- you don't like feminism, liberalism, degeneracy, liberal democracy, fat acceptance, open borders, Angela Merkel, and so on...
- You think Eastern Europe is the futured Europe and western Europe is doomed
- You like travel to other countries, but thinks your country is the best
- you admiring little bit Kim Jung Un
- you admire Putin also
- You have gulags for the rebellious people in your nation
- You think that socialism can work
- you like the environment
- You know that if you will leave Gospel Power you will risk your life
- You like to drink Kvass
- You have been told that all the other nations likes your nation and your nation is the greatest
- You truly believe that achilles was a Greek and not an Albanian
- You know that your leader is the best leader and only leader you ever had
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"Traditionalism is the most revolutionary ideology of our times" ~ Julius Evola
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Posts: 1182
Founded: Aug 20, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Knessniet » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:32 pm

You know you're Knessian when...
- You openly use racial and homophobic slurs.
- You use Fahrenheit, like the US.
- You think "Democracy = Anarchy"
- You praise Jesus at least twice daily.
- You openly call non-Christians "heathens".
- You think nothing of the environment.
- You think you're being watched constantly.
- You think feudalism is the best system because it is the system you live in.

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Posts: 2050
Founded: Nov 24, 2015
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Dytarma » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:36 pm

You know you're Dytarmish when...

-You fully understand why and how Dytarma in verb form translates as, "peeing in a sink."

Dytarma Central: Recent News; None | Past News; A new keyboard was designed in Dytarma for Dytarmish and it's dialect | Breaking News; The Dytarmish Government officially aids Elvectican Protesters to rid of the false queen, Marianne Bordeaux the II for the true queen, Adecyn.
Stay tuned for more from Dytarma Central!

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Political Columnist
Posts: 3
Founded: Aug 25, 2018

Postby Jogjan » Sat Sep 01, 2018 3:06 pm

When I am child



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