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Founded: Mar 23, 2018

Postby Hertisy » Thu May 03, 2018 6:16 pm

... you
•are indoctrinated to love pickles
•are extremely offended by the feminists
•are normalized by seeing Fateful President Parker in the news about weird sh!t
•are normalized by seeing someone getting executed personally by Fateful President Parker
•believe that leftists are a$$holes
•believe that racism is prevalent more in black society
•are forced not to be weirded out by Fateful President Parker being seen naked from his office
•are able to eat any food you want (but you gotta ASK for it or get it off the Black Market)
•are required to have at least 5 songs on your playlists of songs chosen by Fateful President Parker
•are required to have learned the lyrics to at least one of those 5+ songs
NS Stat Factbook For Hertisy

Signed: Fateful President, Devin Parker

We will not have war with you just because, we need a fully valid reason for you to attack/invade.

Hertisian Morning Headline: Over 100 Animal Costumes from Partygoers Adds Hundreds of Thousands to GDP in a Month

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Magical Equestria
Posts: 1220
Founded: Nov 04, 2010
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Magical Equestria » Thu May 03, 2018 7:20 pm

You know you're an Equestrian when...

  • You're a pony.
  • You think anyone who isn't a pony is either going to eat you or sell you into slavery.
  • You offer to make friends with them anyway.

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Second Empire of America
Chargé d'Affaires
Posts: 486
Founded: Feb 23, 2018

Postby Second Empire of America » Thu May 03, 2018 7:34 pm

You know you're from the American Empire when:

You wave a 52 star flag at international sporting events to evade the ban on civilian ownership of national flags.

You don't recognize your own national anthem because it's an hour long and has no lyrics.

You regularly report internet trolls to the police for illegal hate speech.

Libraries are your most common spot to hang out with friends, followed closely by museums.

You have a minor title of nobility that nobody from your country actually cares about.

Half the people you talk to are tourists who obsess over your minor noble title.

Because of the confusing hodgepodge of laws regarding firearms, you instead open carry a crossbow.

You converted to a different religion from your parents while in high school.

You once held a door open for people for over five minutes.

You have a portrait of Emperor Norton I gathering dust on one of the walls of your basement.

You love classical music, know how to play an instrument, and don't understand why it's less popular than rock music in other countries.
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Penguin Union Nation
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Founded: Feb 14, 2007

Postby Penguin Union Nation » Thu May 03, 2018 8:40 pm

You know you're a Ponk when you're always reminding others to watch out for drinking in the cold because alcohol actually takes body heat away from your core and the warming effect is deceptive.

You know you're a Ponk when big honking super weapons are just an everyday sight.

You know you're a Ponk when you're the only non-penguin at an AA meeting.

You know you're a Ponk when you've been the victim of a ki blast-related injury.

You know you're a Ponk when you no longer smell the scent of penguin feces.

You know you're a Ponk when your kitchen is full of bread baskets and beer bottles.

You know you're a Ponk when you've had the Double Bacon Krillburger.

You know you're a Ponk when all of your friends are at least half black.

You know you're a Ponk when your child can read like a scholar and curse like a sailor.

You know you're a Ponk when your owed taxes are a larger number than your phone number.

You know you're a Ponk when you WOULD download a car... and likely have.

You know you're a Ponk when you've written in "Oswald Cobblepot" for the past three elections.

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Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Thu May 03, 2018 8:53 pm

When you have a hazmat suit and a Geiger as your outerwear...

and when you are pretty chill when seeing surveillance cameras...

and when you know that drinking before 5pm is absurd...
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Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Currently going for a cultural revival and huge retconning, and it's been only ten years since Independence War. Lowkey a political black comedy with occasional serious gags. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
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The Land of the Ephyral
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Founded: Jun 03, 2016
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The Land of the Ephyral » Fri May 04, 2018 4:39 pm

You know you're from the Freehold of Ephyra when...

...the native ethnic group is a minority due to vast empire-building
...engaging in homosexual activity is only immoral if you're the passive party and a citizen
...fewer than half of all residents of the Freehold are actually citizens
...only those of that half that own property of at least 14,000 USD are permitted to vote in the Assembly
...and only if they're above the age of sixteen
...and male
...and have never been a slave
...and the majority of the voting blocs are engineered to favour the rich
...your wife is your sister but your racial genetics are resistant to the side-effects of incest
...she's your sister-wife because it is traditional to keep alive the genetically recessive traits of your people's bloodline
...or she's just hot
...when the two essentially mean the same thing
...when parental-sibling incest is punishable by death
...when slavery is common, alive, and not controversial
...when freedom of religion exists but functions more like indifference
...when most of the religions enjoying this freedom are ideologically antithetical to the very concept of a free society
...when having anal sex with your wife can be grounds for divorce
...when despite the decline of the inherited style of aristocracy and the relevance of clan-ancestral names and identity, you retain a relatively solid base of a ruling class that though theoretically accessible requires dedication you simply aren't capable of manifesting
...when prostitution is immoral but sexual slavery exists
...when you aren't racist to any one group but rather generally xenophobic and prejudiced to everyone for different reasons
Economic Right: 3.0 | Social Authoritarian: 2.0

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New Transeurasia
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Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Fri May 04, 2018 7:22 pm

You know you're New Transeurasian when...

- Your 1985 Lada still works, despite it being 2030.
- You speak 7 languages at age 10.
- There are people riding in your train, on top of your train, on the side of your train, on the front of your train and on the back of your train and IT FEELS LIKE HELL FROZE OVER AND CAME TO EARTH IN WINTER. (2030s 4.1 billion population, highs are below 0C in Winter)
- You are licensed to drive in New Transeurasia, as well as 18 other nations.
- You know half the people in your apartment building of over 1200 people.
- Your МоАЗ from 1999 drives 250kph perfectly fine on motorways.
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Founded: May 08, 2011
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Kractero » Fri May 04, 2018 7:27 pm

When you are a Chinese person who can speak German

when you are a German person who can speak Chinese
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Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Gopnikea » Fri May 04, 2018 10:26 pm

You know you’re Gopnik when :
    You squat everywhere, and when I mean everywhere, every single place
    You drink vodka, kvass and eat semechki while squatting
    You are respectful to Babushka
    You can cook
    You listen to hardbass and dance hardbass
    You can squat for as long as you want and for hours
    You have eaten a tub of Mayonez
    You own a Pelmeninator
    You have killed at least one mutant
    You have at least one weapon
    You hate westerners
    You hate capitalism
    You love communism
    You own a Lada from anywhere between 1940 to 1990
    You know Life of Boris, his cousin and his mailman
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Alinghi Federal-Democratic Republic
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Founded: May 07, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Alinghi Federal-Democratic Republic » Sat May 05, 2018 12:26 am

You know you're from Alinghi FDR when:
- You sing in pubic with no problem...
- When you complain about heat when out where are 15°C
- You will not surprised if your anchestors were from different cultural-ethnic groups (interracial marriage is very common in AFDR)
- When people with different political opinion will discuss animatedy but not insulting toghether.
- When you don't discriminate migrats, one of motives over that the Alingan culture is essentially anti-racist due his history and by ethnical composition because you don't know if he is effectively a migrant or Alingan citizen (ca. 50% of population is darker whan IV onFitzpatrik Scale).
- When you can have a possibility to be elected in a govermental office (cantonal or federal) also if you discounted a period of you life in prison (pratically the Alingan people on this theme think past is past, future is future).
- You feel in a parte in at least one of communities what is composed the Alingan society, but you will not renounce you individality and personality.
- You think tha Alinghi FDR is the true capipal of true liberal democracy istead the USA.
- You are able to use all technologic devices even if you have 90 years old
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Pro: Democracy, social equality, switzerland, Democratic Socialism, EU (had some problems, but this not mean that it's unfixable), UN, Federalism, same sex marriage and Schengen , Ferderal non-ethinc based (intendned not a state based on an ethnic group) Palestine,Fatah (palestone political party),Sanders, Civic Nationalism on eventual European Federation (or as I call Euro-civic-nationalism)
Anti: Dictitonaship, Fascism, Communism, Racism, Putin's Russia, Berlusconi, religous intollerance, Trump, Erdogan , British Gov., Netanyahu, Orban, Likud, Hofer, "third way left", Etno-Nationalism.
The tax rate is the half of NS index, population is different

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Political Columnist
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Founded: May 03, 2018

Postby Joarbava » Sun May 06, 2018 2:11 pm

You know you’re joarbavan if...
.you can use magic to some degree
.you praise the dark lord
.you await the revival of said dark lord
.you’re short (but it doesnt matter if you’re of the species Joarbavan, because then you can fly)
An interstellar empire that uses magic instead of technology.

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Azadistan-land of the free
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Founded: May 01, 2018

Postby Azadistan-land of the free » Sat May 19, 2018 2:54 pm

Children as Young as 8 can provide logical arguments for God and the afterlife.
people say that's very Muslim of you like that's very Christian of you
foreign communists attend the Royal Wedding
14 year olds harmonise quantum mechanics and relativity.
Parliament is disproportionately female.
atheists voluntarily use sharia law
Jews condemn Zionism as much as Muslims condemn Isis
Homeless means nomadic tribes living in modern caravans

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Strength and Order
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Founded: May 13, 2018

Postby Strength and Order » Sat May 19, 2018 5:30 pm

You know you're a Hydra agent when:

- You speak at least five languages
- You have multiple fake identities and passports
- You've been to every continent at least once
- Everyone you work with knows Krav Maga
- You've gotten so used to the logo being everywhere you stopped thinking it was creepy
- You have cyanide capsules on your person at all times
- Your car is built like a tank
- Your parents think you're in a cult
- You can't talk about work with anyone outside work
- You're a perfectionist, because one mistake can result in your execution
Are YOU an enemy of HYDRA?
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This is an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE HYDRA; It was not the Nazi science division nor does it worship Hive, who does not exist in this universe. Please read the factbooks before making ignorant comments chocking it down to "Nazi Cultists".

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Founded: Mar 18, 2018

Postby Capucinn » Sat May 19, 2018 11:08 pm

You know you're Capucænn when:

— You're the vegan feminist at everyone's parties
— It's hot outside starting at 20 degrees Celsius.
— Almost half of your friends are homosexual.
— Libraries are your place of choice to "chill with friends"
— God is either a tree or a bear. Sometimes both.
— You love pickles.
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700 million tree-huggers, 45 million students, and all recreational drugs legal. It's a good life.

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Founded: Dec 10, 2016

Postby Pauxia » Sun May 20, 2018 3:44 am

You know you're a Pauxian when:
  • You are constantly being watched by the government.
  • You have at least seen a large military parade.
  • You are proud being a Catholic.
  • You are required to memorize the national anthem.
  • You are required to join the military at the age of 18 for at least 3 years.
  • You know that there aren't any democratic elections being held.
  • You are a prudist (a person who advocates or practices strict modesty or propriety.)
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Pauxia is an MT, Type 6 Civilization that follows a modified form of National Socialism. It is situated in a fictional continent called Orlica, which has an approximate size of real life North America. In Pauxia, preserving our own race is an important priority. People of different race would be deported or be killed in a genocide.
Pauxian Daily News: Gen. Gale Harper, known for being ferocious and abusive, dies at 86. | 13 members of The Resistance were killed by the Pauxian Armed Forces in a surprise attack. | Level of unemployment drops, more jobs being provided as a result of heavy military spending.

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Feminist Union
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Founded: Jun 19, 2017

Postby Feminist Union » Sun May 20, 2018 6:44 pm

You know you're from the Feminist Union when
-You salute a poster of Taylor Swift every morning
-You only watch all female movies and programs
-You only listen to all female bands
-You only ever vote for women
-You pray to Taylor Swift every night
-You hate virtually every other country because they allow men to hold office
FACT: Women are Superior to Men
FACT: Men need to obey Women
FACT: Taylor Swift is a Goddess

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Posts: 2085
Founded: Oct 25, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Aureumterra » Sun May 20, 2018 6:50 pm

You know you’re from Aureumterra when:
-You deal with 6 months of darkness and 6 months of daylight every year
-You drink a shitton of Vodka
-You think -5 degrees celsius is room temperature
-Your language is so overcomplicated, it takes decades for foreigners to learn it
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Posts: 310
Founded: Aug 31, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vyzhva » Tue May 22, 2018 8:50 am

You know you’re Vyzhvan when:
  • You hear the Vyzhvan national anthem on a daily basis.
  • At least one of your family members have perished in a famine.
  • Most people you know have or is currently serving in the People’s Mobilisation
  • You own a bicycle instead of a car.
  • There’s a constant lack of food on the table.
  • You work about 8 hours or more in the fields.
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Pantopian Empire
Posts: 341
Founded: Apr 02, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pantopian Empire » Tue May 22, 2018 9:20 am

-You love your car more than your wife

-You smoke a joint after every meal

-You defend communism in an argument but don't know what communism actually is.

-you think both liberals and conservatives are full of shit
The Democratic Republic of Pantopia
pro: capitalism, gay rights, USA, western democracy, pragmatism
neutral: religion, transgenderism, feminism, communism
anti: conservatism, oligarchy, Donald trump, racism
My nation does not match my real world opinions, I am a political moderate

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Pan-Asiatic States
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Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Tue May 22, 2018 9:55 am

You know you're from the Pan-Asiatic States when...

  • You absolutely love burning things, especially flags.
  • Everytime you see a Westerner, you feel a shiver in your bones, as if you're staring into the eyes of a serial killer.
  • Pineapple doesn't go on pizza. Rice and ketchup do.
  • You hang your Christmas decor.... in the middle of June.
  • You love your wife... that the government assigned you.
  • You can sing the Soviet Anthem, despite not knowing how to speak Russian.
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Tue May 22, 2018 10:07 am

You know you're at Fat City International Airport when:

- pushcarts selling Alphonse Slept Here T-shirts come out on the tarmac to meet your plane.
- Customs is voluntary.
- there's a Chinese dragon with gongs and firecrackers meandering among the passengers in the terminal.
- the terminal is open 24-7 but the lights go off at midnight.
- there's a squad of scruffy soldiers sleeping in a dog-pile in the corner.
- you're invited to vote in the Presidential election which was held two years ago but they're still counting.
- you can vote as many times as you want, whether you're a citizen or not.

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Germania Rayet
Posts: 151
Founded: Jun 27, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Germania Rayet » Wed May 23, 2018 6:45 am

You know you're from the Germania Rayet when

  1. You are man-eating human
  2. You are smart af
  3. You loves eating brain
  4. You loves killing inferior species
  5. You loves Observer propaganda
  6. You respects Elves
  7. You are proud being a Neo-Gaianist
  8. You loves Nature
  9. You loves War
  10. You are strong af
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Posts: 59
Founded: Mar 14, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Wosrac » Wed May 23, 2018 7:12 am

You know you're from Wosrac when...

-Your 14 year old son is an alcoholic
-You're addicted to gambling on blunt weapon fights
-You celebrate the coming of spring by getting drunk.
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Current Wars: -
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Commonwealth Republic of Andyrssia
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Founded: Oct 17, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Commonwealth Republic of Andyrssia » Wed May 23, 2018 8:00 am

You know you’re from Andyrssia when...

- You’ve both given and received a black eye bloody nose over an Andyrssian Elite Hockey League game
- You started your first small business for a 3rd grade school project
- You started reading novels in kindergarten
- Your grandparents blame “the goddamn communists” for everything wrong with the country
- You pretended to be a supporter of the Egalitarian Party to impress a cute progressive girl at uni
- Your laptops, tablets, and smartphones are your highest annual expense because those Andyrssian tech companies are releasing new devices weekly and your stuff keeps getting outdated
- You drink and smoke a little too much on weekends
- You’ve stripped naked in public at a protest
- You own a half a dozen plasma rifles
- You’ve gone on a recreational space flight for vacation
- You participated in Model WA in high school
- You have at least one cousin in the Commonwealth Guard
- You literally can’t even imagine a way of life where you don’t participate in a referendum once a week
- You’ve pet a dinosaur
- You see a musical once a week
- You really really really like cheese
- You watch Olympic distance running events religiously
- You went to a nuclear fusion plant on a field trip in 5th grade
- 22 March is the greatest day of the year, every year. Long live Andyrssia! Long live the Commonwealth Republic! Long live liberty!
- You are irrationally patriotic, unwaveringly optimistic, deeply libertarian, and religiously devoted to democracy
Andyrssia the Mighty, Andyrssia the Free, we pledge our undying allegiance to thee!

A democratic, socially progressive, libertarian republic, where every man and woman of every creed and color is welcome to live and work and thrive. The Andyrssian spirit is one of unparalleled ambition and work ethic. Our people are proud and free. Long live the Commonwealth Republic!

*NS stats used as a guide but not to a tee

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Founded: Sep 07, 2017
New York Times Democracy

You Know You're From VoVoDoCo when...

Postby VoVoDoCo » Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:03 pm

  • you always carry a knife.
  • your parents taught you the value of money by giving you bitcoin as allowance
  • you've ever leaked sensitive information of foreign nations for the lulz
  • you've ever prostituted yourself for quick cash, not because you were poor, but because you were hungry for marshmallows and you left your e-wallet in your other car.



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