You know you're from YN when ...

[Indosekai]

You know you're a Indosekaian when :

• You love anime and manga at once love the Japanese song/music
• You are an Indonesian, but you also love the Japanese culture
• You like played video games and hear music
• You sick of it to the peoples were often mocked you as weebs, onions, freak, etc
• Don't care about differences. As long as they like anime or video game too, you will so close on him/her

[The Medeaterra]

You know you're from Medeaterra when:

• Your region's Top 100 Billboard is a mess of Pop/Rock/Rap Castilian/Catalan/Armenian/Amazigh/Georgia/Greek/Italian music.
• You drink coffee EVERY, SINGLE, MORNING.
• Your region's politics are concerned about the politics one ocean away.
• You have a local communist party that hates the neigbour's communist party.
• Have AT LEAST one important archeological discovery in your region.
• Your mom thrown you the "chancla" and somehow it was always accurate.
• You either have no internet due to outage or have an internet of 50-200 MBps, no inbetween.

[Granluras]

You know you're from Granluras when...

• Your mantelpiece is more or less covered in Catholic decor.
• When you sympathize with the Germans due to how many, "so you must be an Integralist? lololol"'s you receive from foreigners.
• Your avoa*'s home always smell spicy and fried.
• Your primary school teacher was a corporal punishment-nostalgic martinet.
• Your avó* or maiotío* strictly and enthusiastically taught you how to make world-famous Galician wine when you were in your early-teens.
• Your nuclear and/or extended family is a nice, populous Catholic group. Moitos irmáns, geesh*.
• You didn't see nor own a phone or computer until you were at least ten, and before then the only technology you were exposed to were school computers or your parent's.
• P'much anything else beyond this is just gonna devolve into derivatives of common Spanish-Italian cultural/family tropes.

* Avoa - Galician for grandmother
* Avó - Galician for grandfather
* Maiotío - Galician for grand-uncle
* Moitos irmáns, geesh - Galician for, "many siblings, geesh."

[Elymai]

You may be an Elamite if...

• You refer to your father's friends as uncle and your mum's friends as aunt
• You use movement of your forehead and brow to point things out
• You have at least thirty cousins
• Arriving an hour late to a party is just a part of life
• In fact, you wouldn't dream of imposing on your host by arriving early
• But you talk for an hour at the door before you actually leave the party, long after you said you were leaving
• Your older relatives don't realise that telephone services have improved in the last 30 years, and still practically scream over the phone
• You talk with your hands
• Seriously, your hands are all over the place
• Your parents are always trying to hook you up with their friends' children of the same age group
• You're fluent in hyperbole and metaphors. You're practically unable to speak without using one or the other
• If you ask your parents why you have darker skin than your siblings, you're told that one of your great grandparents was "probably a Zanji"
• After a family meal, all the women fight over who will do the dishes, while all the men sit on their arse and discuss politics or philosophy while waiting for tea to be served
• Your household has an endless supply of dates and almonds

[Agrosia]

You know you're Agrosian when...

- You consider the parents of your close friends to also be your parents
- You haven't slept 8 hours for as long as you've been alive
- You put out a cigarette in your fifth cup of coffee in one day
- You bump into a stranger on the subway and mutter "Get the f**k outta my way"
- You cross three lanes of traffic to make a left turn
- Your family gets drunk after Mass on Easter Sunday
- You have never actually used a mobile phone
- You consider 20:00 an appropriate time to begin cooking dinner
- You are currently reading at least four different books
- You have entire subway and bus maps committed to memory
- Your bedroom and living room are pretty much the same room
- "Going to the gym" either means walking to the subway station/bus stop or shoveling snow from your parking spot in the winter
- You wear mostly dark colors and gem tones
- "Googling" something either means waiting in line for 45 minutes at your neighborhood Internet cafe, or asking your friendly neighborhood librarian
- You give the car in front of you approximately 2 seconds to accelerate at a green light before you berate them with your car horn
- You consider passing on the right (or in the breakdown lane) to be completely acceptable
- You consider walking ten or more miles in a day to be normal

[Nauticon]

You know your Nauticonian when:

- The concept of "slurring" confuses you
- You can recite the nations 7 tenants from memory
- You bow and back step when women pass
- You call every one "Serah" (nation's native slang for "friend/Honored one") and can't remember any one's actual name
- Some one disliking seafood is offensive
- You obsessively clean your environment and are concerned when you find a home dirty
- You say hello to houseplants
- You assume a plate of food with large portions is for the entire table and not just you
- You are deeply concerned by some one saying they do not exercise or work
- You get in the driver seat of a car and have no clue what your doing because you're use to either walking or using the public super-rail
- You can patch the hull of a sailing ship effortlessly
- When you use the terms "port" and "starboard" when giving directions instead of north, south, east, and west
- You get annoyed when some one can't steer a raft or sailboat

[Synne Industries]

- At least two of your close relatives lives on an aircraft carrier or airfield
- You often think about what kind of gun your 10 year old child should get next Christmas
- You've removed the snooze button on your alarm clock
- You are actually aware that the agricultural portion of the country isn't just the void
- You have a list of people you'd want to firebomb and share it with as many people as you can during family gatherings
- You wash your hands a little too much but never stop yourself
- You're willing to become paralyzed for life if the end result means a more efficient life
- You've built at least one firearm on your own while making sure it was completely legal
- The only time you directly talk to your friends is at the range or at the bar
- Your vocabulary consists of 20% obscure slang from other cultures
- Your vision reds out every time someone harms you in some way without reason but you usually just ask them to stop anyways but the second time it happens the aggressor is met with a Molotov cocktail through the living room window
- You consider any form of smoking other than by cigar or pipe a sin
- You can hear the faint clanking of machinery in the basement
- You wish taller didn't mean a shorter life
- Your music taste is either jazz or something that only you like
- You've been shot/badly burned/broken a bone and told yourself to toughen up for a whole 2 months before consulting professional medical help
- You repeat to yourself several war crimes before going to bed
- You rarely laugh but when you do you can't breathe for a good three minutes
- You think things should be earned, not given
- You are very tolerant of foreign ideologies in public but open up a map and nuclear strike superimposing software when you get home

[Amuaplye]

You know you're in Amuaplye when:

1. Everything looks rather futuristic, even the clothing.
2. Said futuristic things often times go kaboom, because terrorism is prevalent.
3. Amuaplyean cops are incompetent when it comes to #2.
4. Everyone you know has lived under a dictator at least twice.
5. In the time it takes an ice cube to melt in an oven, there have been 3 Prime Ministers.

[Devernia]

You know you're from Devernia when...

1. You find it weird that people hate it when someone uses their phone instead of talking to them
2. You don't know how to drive a car
3. You eat copious amounts of prepackaged/processed food (yet lifespans are at an all-time high. Thanks, bioengineering!)
4. Really, you're just depressed in general (and everyone you know is depressed)
5. You actually trusted SAL9000 to become President (may not be applicable to Koskania residents)
6. You retreat like a vampire when the clouds ever clear and the sun comes out
7. You see any country/people with minimal electricity usage as "uncivilized savages" (considered to be one of the more unsavory traits of Devernians)
8. You see Baan as the Florida of Devernia (and if you're Baaño, vice versa for the rest of the states)

[Ngaalxa]

You know you're an Ngaalxan when...

• You know a lot less about politics than you admit
• You've been in police custody at least 3 times
• You've never seen seafood in your entire life
• You're car has been battered by a sledgehammer on multiple occasions
• You can read better than the average foreigner but you have no idea how to use a phone
• You have a picture of the Eternal President in every room in your house
• You're currently stealing electricity from your neighbor who is also currently stealing electricity

[Vespertia]

You know you're from Vespertia when:

> You're a vampire that:
- does not consume human blood or human meat.
- neither burns nor sparkles in sunlight.
- lives about two times longer than a regular human.
> You vehemently reject vegetarianism, let alone veganism.
> You have a distaste of wolves, and a dislike of werewolves, but you're okay with dogs.
> You can speak a pidgin version of German, Danish, Norwegian or, to a lesser extent, Swedish and it is rather intelligible.
> If from the northwestern rural parts, you own a bow, crossbow or rifle at home, such that harpy pillagers won't bother you.
> If you're a girl, you're keen on wearing heels, be they high, low or wedges.
> If you're a girl, you do NOT like nail varnish.
> If you're a boy, you automatically come with a [slightly] muscular build when you hit 20.

[Strahcoin]

You know you're a Strahconian when:

• You know abortion is obviously murder.
• You know free-market capitalism is moral, responsible, and effective.
• You love the United States of America as well as the Republic of Strahcoin.
• Your nation's leader was an American who saved your nation's existence.
• You distrust the LGBT community.
• You read Strah News.
• You enjoy political debate and have done so frequently at school and at work.
• You've learned about the Conservative Revolution in American history class.
• It's the mid-21st century.
• You or your family is rich enough to have at least two personal computers in your home.
• You know Nazism is not a right-wing ideology.
• You (more or less) support the freedom of speech, even for those who disagree with you.
• You have heard of a foreigner falsely calling your nation "anarcho-capitalist".
• You have seen or eaten a Strah.

[S-Hertogenbosch]

You know you're from the diocese of 's-Hertogenbosch when:

• You go to daily Mass.
• You wear a fivefold scapular.
• You are pro-life.
• You don't eat meat, eggs, milk, dairy and animal fat on Fridays, and if you're not willing to pray or pay, on many other days of the year as well.
• You first call the parish priest and only then call for an ambulance when someone has had an accident.
• You kneel down at twelve o'clock to pray the Angelus, even when you are at a meeting or a party.
• You carry a Rosary with you wherever you go.

[Synne Industries]

You know you're from Synne Industries when...

- You own at least one grenade launcher or other explosives launching device
- You hand crafted said explosives launching device
- Your parents were the ones to teach you how to hand craft said explosives launching device
- Said explosives launching device is in or mounted on your car
- You are considering making another explosives launching device or at least buying one
- "The family jet" is an everyday term
- You've dug into your house's walls and placed at least 4 firearms in them and covered the hole up with a thin breakable layering so when someone breaks into your house you can punch your wall and pull out a 12 gauge
- One of your smarter distant relatives disappeared the night a local rocket took off
- You know when being too curious is bad, especially when the words "Memetic" "kill" and "agent" are in the same sentence
- You watched the Ancypastan canal for hours at a time as a kid trying to guess the classes of ship that passes through
- You sleep only 4 hours a night
- Getting shot isn't that big of a deal because it has already happened to you several times
- You see planes take off vertically from gas stations twice or more a week
- You have either lungs or a liver of steel, there's no in between
- Your job involves either using or designing bullets/explosives
- You go to bed with at least 5 kilos worth of knives, guns and grenades
- You've never considered breaking the law because you know the police will always have the bigger guns
- You find international flights to be hell because they actually check for weapons
- Around your 20s the line between joking around and your actual ideology starts to blur
- Every decision you make involves NASA level number crunching
- Getting set on fire isn't that big of a deal because it has already happened to you several times
- Getting hit by explosives fragmentation isn't that big of a deal because it has already happened to you several times
- "Nanomachines, Son"

[Democratic Republic of Eiria]

You know you're Eirian if you:

-Have an Extremely in-depth Education
-Are Multilingual
-Are or once wats working for either a press organization, the Military, A school, or the Government.
-Love Seafood
-Are addicted to Sci-fi shows.

[The Ponyic Islands]

You know you're Ponyic when:
- you can speak Russian at a native level
- you go and get your costumes rated at Spawn Island every once in a while
- you're a f*cking pony from Pony Town. Yup, that's the reason it exists.

[Valloire]

You know you're from Valloire when...
-You eat cheese with every meal
-Lunch involves a glass of wine. Dinner involves the rest of the bottle.
-You're a professional hand-talker
-Your car is your pride and joy, so much so that you use public transit to avoid "wearing the car out"
-You also have a "beater" car for bad weather to avoid "wearing the car out"
-You complain about people smoking in public despite occasionally smoking in public yourself
-You use "mental health days" to go to the beach or a ski resort
-Highly effective municipal Parks & Rec departments have you a bit worried about getting lost on the way home
-You go home with a baguette in arm every damn day

[The Glass Oasis]

You know you are probably Glassian when:
• You likely are a slime, and/or know somewhat in both Sliemo and English/your native language
• Almost always either in a pretty rural area or at least kinda urban, barely any middle ground.
• Firestorms striking near your home, watch out!
• Really friendly to nearly any (sentient and/or sapient) species
• Sometimes smell roasted Painted Hen in the morning (from accidental contact with firestorms)
• Have at the very least pretty good technology, also care somewhat about the environment
• Unable to fish because the sea is way too sandy this week (like, ~89% instead of ~64%)
• Practically always either pretty lax about or decently into politics

[Gaeilia-Brithon]

You know from Gaeilia-Brithon-Iberi when...

You have butter with at least a meal a day and yet lean towards a plump figure than morbid obesity.

All the nicest State colleges are across the sea.

When you can't read much but train schedules if you skip over from Éire to Cymru.

When you can get Manx folk dress in black and red at the Douglas Hot Topic.

When people's Celtí stereotypes only apply to your countrymen hundreds of miles north of you. (Unless you're Irish or Scottish)

When new, fancy buildings add triskele to the side to fit in.

When you're probably as familiar with the local folk revolt movement as the national Army.

[Nucleous Union]

You know you're part of the Nucleous Union when:

• you either believe in climate change or live your life in fear from the government.
• you either support progressivism or pretend to do so.
• you are starving and dehydrated on a daily basis.
• you are either atheistic or fearful of being caught by the government of doing anything religious.
• you have to pay unfairly high taxes.
• it's freezing outside, and you don't have proper shelter or winter clothing.
• the public schools indoctrinate children.
• your regional governor is either corrupt (ensured in the progressive west or the authoritarian north) or well-meaning, yet fearful of the central government (likely in the liberal south or the conservative east).
• speaking against abortion is illegal.
• you are not allowed to leave the nation for any reason.

[Jacrain]

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[Tiangong-4]

- You close the elevator door when you see someone coming
- Your legs could probably lift 1 tonne from walking so rapidly
- You hoard coupons, toothpicks and tissues because they are free
- You are jealous of your neighbour's marble walls while your room's is made of diamonds
- Your life is composed of eating, sleeping and working
- You are tired of your 500 cubic meter apartment room filled with marble pillars, mahogany walls and golden ornaments

[Carradonia]

• You have a tendency to be pacifist.

• You prefer to discuss things in a civil manner, without a lot of emotions and outbursts.

• 50 degrees Fahrenheit is nice and warm to you.

• You do lots of skiing, ice hockey, and ice skating.

• You generally prefer peaceful environments.

[Yeremania]

In general:

• A hangout with friends is a lot like how it used to be in the early 2000’s, except with modern media.

• There is generally a strong preference for tea over coffee.

• Some people you know still use flip phones in 2019.

• You’re not fond of online shopping.

• You don’t normally use profanity or vulgar language.

• Some people you know still use maps rather than GPS in 2019.


If you’re from a rural area:

• You live in a cabin house.

• You don’t really rely on doctors.

• In summer, every dinner is a picnic outside.

• You’re very religious, likely a catholic.

• You’re very outdoorsy, and rarely if ever touch social media or video games.

• You’re very community oriented.

If you’re from the city:

• It’s very likely that you live in a suburban neighbourhood, rather it be a small subdivision, or a massive community.

• You May not be as outdoorsy as your rural counterparts, but still may enjoy it to a degree.

• You often attend parades, events, and concerts, or your indoorsy, preferring to read books and/or play video games.

• You enjoy concerts, and know the latest trends.

[Ivory Coasts]

- You are physically unable to see homeless people
- You make friends by complaining about increasing house prices
- Your parents always complain about the loss of stars as the Ivories became richer
- You have never heard of the sound of silence
- Accidental eye contact is an act of aggression
- Every single foundation shade made by foreign companies are too light