NationStates

-You don't like gays.
-You're religious.
-You likes K-pop.
-You loves multinationalism.
-You want to have 5 wives.

You know you're Katasian when:

-You never get motion sickness
-You can see in the dark
-Tight spaces make you feel safe
-You enjoy the smell of stale air
-You have never seen the sun

You know you're a zentient bee when:

-You exizt only to zerve the Queen
-You live in a giant hive
-You really like flowerz
-You are an actual bee
-You *buzz*

- You see mount fuji
- You ride with Shinkansen
- You see cherry blossoms gloom
- You nude in Onsen

-You drink water and are very eco sensitive
-Filthy Rich
-Democrat Socialism is actually a good idea
-everyone mocks you for your Spokanite accent(a mix of a French, Canadian, and A Scottish accent)
-You’re a fan of good food
-Beer is a cheap version of wine
- You listen to “God save the King”

You know you're Graecian when-

-Wine is literally more common than clean water
-You aren't considered rich at home, but you can basically buy a foreign king elsewhere.
-You have attended a Trireme Festival.
-You've made at least a third of your friends in a bathhouse.
-You have sailed across half the Mediterranean.
-Cities make you comfortable.
-People tell you things controversial elsewhere that are just accepted here.
-A guard on patrol has joined you for a meal.

You know you’re from Azlaake
When you’re laid back
When you’re Liberal
When you’re outgoing

You know your Felsigbergian When...

-Living 3000m above sea level is normal
-Hate communism and socialism with a passion
-You are very religious
-Felsigberg is the best country
-Capitalism is loved with a passion

You know you're from Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisia Union when....
-You, for some reason, simply cannot resist going outside.
-You walk around an entire city and don't feel tired at all.
-Some of your friends are a bit.... well,"strange looking", let's say.
-You feel chilled out and relaxed.
-You find most, if not, all nations a bit odd in some way or another.
-You donate way too many money to charity.
-You're compassionate,feel and sympathise for the "marginalised of society."
-You have a lot of religious tolerance.
-You're proud of Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisia Union.
-You're the only one in a otherwise foreign group chat/pub or whatever that doesn't know a single thing about the nation
-You've never heard of heavy rain or hail.
-You've never heard of a desert of a frozen wasteland.
-You've never heard of hell even if you are religious.
-You give someone the death stare when you hear discrimination about someone's personal details and beliefs even if the victim isn't your friend.
-You are very obsessed with multinationalism and multiculturalism.
-You are obsessed with nature and preserving and keeping the environment healthy.
-Everyone in the pub looks at you satisfied and in awe everytime they hear your accent.
-You have never heard of boredom.
-Your friends tell you how crazy, mad and extreme you are when you do certainly take sports and activities above possible extremity.
-You try out new things.... maybe a bit too much.
-Your friends get frostbites all over their bodies and curse while you just stand still in the cold at -40 degrees Celsius like as if you aren't complaining at all.
-You relax in the sun without any sunglasses, sunscreen or any source of shade, while your mates burn in the sun all around you at more than 40 degrees Celsius.
-You make mistakes but learn from them.
-You seriously admit that you would rather climb Mount Everest without a companion and without a single break and jump straight off the highest point without anything on you than have a war in your nation.
-You're extremely athletic.
-You're obsessed with diplomacy.
-You can be a bit curious and humorous.
-You can't stop being happy and cheerful.
-You think ethically.
-You try and help others to their success
-You aim high.
-You're resilient and never give up.
-You somehow wait for someone/something for days on end without changing a single expression(both outside and inside your brain)
-You think wisely
-You keep calm and carry on.
-You sometimes praise other nations and don't think that there is truly such thing as The Best Nation
-You love having plenty of personal space when talking to someone.
-You're very genial.

-You can't step in the rain without a raincoat, or you die.
- You are studied fervently by modern scientists.
- Your sleep takes place in a metal closet.
- you are a total dork with anything.
- you created bad retro.
- you can program.
- you love computer arts.

You know you're from Great Mojave when...
-You own at least three firearms
-You own a pet cactus
-You despise rap music
-You have read Ayn Rand at least once
-You hate Portugal and/or Mexico

You know you're from YN when ...

You know when you are Hystarian when.
-You have written 5 books by 21
-know how to rewrite many religious texts and still not believe in them, but appreciate them.
-You know to use tools from Guns, to farming, to wrenches
-You have Fenced in the middle of a snowstorm for fun.
-You forget that the government has a King, "Maxim, yeah, I know him, he did make us independent...no....why do think he is a dictator?"
-You have 20k in your account, unemployed.
-You mix languages up.
-You have no idea the reason people hate gay, any LGBTQ, and atheist people
-You dont hate concepts, just certain people.
-You live a small apartment but you work in basic farming.
-"Whats a homeless?
-I live in a (socialist, monarchy, etc)? I thought i lived in Hystaria, where the people chose their leaders.
-You just dont like cigarettes,
-sees every foreigner normally "SMol"

You know you’re Xeloncaresian when:

• You reveal very little to nothing about your personal life when presenting yourself to others on social media or online games. If you have a YouTube channel, you won’t reveal your face or real name.

• You’re surprisingly very fluent in at least three languages if you are a descendant of an immigrant.

• No matter how extraverted, you have a secretive and mysterious aspect about yourself.

• You appear as cynical, boring, or even depressed, especially to more optimistic people. Though this is not the case.

• When amongst friends, peers, and co-workers, Family and love life matters are kept private.

• You’re seen as very loyal, independent, and industrious to others.

• You may be infatuated with westerners, especially Americans, but you have some problems with their crude nature and ways of thinking.

• Your parents are very hard on you.

• You see life from a practical perspective, and something that you mature and develop from.

• You're seen as very polite and prudent.

• You view people who are “too nice” with suspicion.

• Politically and socially, you’re ahead of your time.

• You’re only emotionally open towards family or really close friends.

• In public settings, especially when among a group of people, you never eat all of what’s on your plate.

• Though you're independent, you're not self centered. There is consideration for others' thoughts and feelings.

• If you’re religious, you’re highly devoted to it. If you’re not religious, you see religion as just another part of culture.

- You've known how to brew beer since you were a teenager
- You find Europeans to be posh pricks (ESPECIALLY Iberians)
- You're not used to going a week without smoking weed
- You can understand Spanish, Portuguese, AND Italian, or at least two of the three
- You grow your own fruits and vegetables
- You have intense respect for the environment
- You always sue for peace, but ironically love the thrill of a good debate
- You constantly looking for ways to educate yourself on other cultures
- You are extremely spiritual
- You were encouraged to pursue arts at a young age but now don't know what to do with the skills you learned
- You hate capitalism
- You have long hair and beard if you're a man, or short hair if you're a woman
- You own at least two pets

You not only know how to kill people in combat, you've done it at some point in your life.

You know you're an Akrafjallian when;

• You are the most intelligent;
• Most attractive;
• The funniest of your group, and;
• A great liar.

• You've never seen a beach your entire life
• A traffic jam is when there are 5 or more cars on the same road as you
• You call the police if your house is on fire *
• You're more likely to own a hunting rifle than a diploma
• You say septante, octante, nonante for 70, 80, 90 **
• Honking when you round a bend is a habit you can't seem to drop
• You think the people at Google are awfully overdressed
• You reflexively take cover when you see any silver-colored sedan on the road ***

* The Police Civile is responsible for all emergency services.
** In standard French, the names for these numbers are soixante-dix, quatre-vingts, quatre-vingt-dix. Sébourg uses their Belgian and Swiss names.
*** Princess Véronique has a silver Lexus LS and often drives like a maniac.

You know you're from Belgaam when:

- You have an unpopular taste in music.
- You're addicted to Eurovision Song Contest.
- You speak English very fastly.
- You have constant fights with your next door neighbour.
- You want to see people kiss their boyfriend/girlfriend.
- You want to smash a brick through the glass windows of a house.

You praise to the moon

(Told from the point of view of an elf, who is abroad)

You know you're from Draycora when...
...you love colourful and fancy clothes
...your food gives anyone else a sugar rush
...you are the best in your philosphy class
...you take off your entire clothes in public, just because it is hot, and wonder why everybody looks frightened
...you wear long hair and make up, doesn't matter if your a man or a women
...you make a business model out of everything
... you have an unpopular taste in music

- You ask your parent about the country name
- You see many waterfalls
- You see milky way in the midnight
- You like astronomy
- You speak Indonesian
- You drive on the left
- You knows that Beef rendang is not crispy

You know you’re from Cayenne when:
* -5 is “generally fine weather”
* You have 2 jobs
* You’ve served in military and still serve in the reservist corps
* Literally everywhere is warmer
* You get asked wierd/downright offensive things like “what do you even eat?” ”those Triumvirs are tyrants, are you being watched” ”Do you live high tech igloos with hologram porn?”
* You have a soft spot for Eruseans, Belkans and Estovakians for some reason
* You answer to superiors who are sometimes 15 and under, and they seem more adept at what they do than adults
* In general, don’t bat an eye at children in positions of power
* Wait for the day you become an immortal cyborg (any day now, don’t worry)
* People think that you are automatically an engineer or scientist who fix their fridge
* “You have to PAY for travel?!” *gasps in Cayennese*
* Don’t understand why crime exists or why people engage in it
* Knows martial arts and can kill someone with your thighs
* Everyone is muscular due to the need to move quickly and efficiently
* Are probably Siari or agnostic

You know you're from the Empire when...

- Everywhere you look you see portraits of that devilishly handsome emperor of yours in fully military finery

- You are constantly thinking "damn xenos need to learn their place"

- You've listened to city-pop and future-funk music for your entire life

- You are proud to be a member of the human master race, selected by the gods to inherit their divine creation.

you know your from cameroi when:

>you're jumped by seven pirate ninjas who assumed you'd be an easy mark because you appear to be unarmed,
and everybody knows how adamantly pacifistic cameroi are,

and they all drop their weapons and run away screaming in terror and you've done absolutely nothing.

you've just, there's this little thing that looks like a cross between a squirrel and a bobcat sitting on your shoulder.

>when you can be purrfectly content to sit for hours completely alone and surrounded by wilderness.

but you get antsy cuddling with the most desirable partner you can imagine, because you've just thought of this brilliant architectural,
or mechanical design, and can't wait to make drawings, plans and illustrations of it, before its been replaced in your mind by yet another one.

>when people from other cultures, especially humans from earth, seem to think you're a little bit on the dull side because of this.

>you don't like horror, super heroes or war, not because they're scary, but because you consider them boring.
because if you can't be making something or imagining how to, what's the point?

>you find the greatest and most gratifying challenges, not in conflict, but in harmonizing sophisticated technologies sustainably with nature.

>you'd rather build and live in a tiny house with wall to wall technology, bookshelves, and workstations, then a big house to hold big social events and try to impress anyone.

>your best friends have four legs, pointy ears, fluffy tails and sometimes also scales and feathers, and these are the sapient people.

>you've spent half your adult life taking classes in things that interest you, without ever earning a degree or writing a resume'

>you bake your own quishe, and only ever eat out to get new ideas to inspire you to try in your own kitchen.

>you'd rather ride a narrow gauge train the own a car, and build tiny scale models of them
(this is not unusual because there are almost no paved roads anyway)

>you don't own personal ordinance out of fear that if you killed anything, it might be a shape changing sapient.

>you look like your own species that you've custom designed yourself. so do most of your neighbors.

>after graduating lower school, you've ever since gone by a name you made up yourself.
this is the common custom of your culture, shared by everyone else you know.

You know someone's Jirenan when..

All ys at the end of words make the sound uh (the u in but).