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Five Nations
Posts: 51
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Five Nations » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:40 am

-You don't like gays.
-You're religious.
-You likes K-pop.
-You loves multinationalism.
-You want to have 5 wives.
Last edited by Five Nations on Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:41 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Posts: 36
Founded: Dec 19, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Katas » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:58 am

You know you're Katasian when:

-You never get motion sickness
-You can see in the dark
-Tight spaces make you feel safe
-You enjoy the smell of stale air
-You have never seen the sun
I use all NS stats, even the stupid ones like weather
If you ever find a direct contradiction between my factbook and policies, policy has priority
I have no idea what I'm doing and making this up as I go
Don't make me turn this country around!
I made a second nation for fun

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Sentient Bees
Civil Servant
Posts: 10
Founded: Jan 25, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Sentient Bees » Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:02 pm

You know you're a zentient bee when:

-You exizt only to zerve the Queen
-You live in a giant hive
-You really like flowerz
-You are an actual bee
-You *buzz*
*Buzz* *Buzz*
Please check out my other nation

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Posts: 35
Founded: Jan 23, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby Riluon » Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:41 pm

- You see mount fuji
- You ride with Shinkansen
- You see cherry blossoms gloom
- You nude in Onsen :blink:

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The Federation of Spokane
Chargé d'Affaires
Posts: 431
Founded: Nov 11, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Federation of Spokane » Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:47 pm

-You drink water and are very eco sensitive
-Filthy Rich
-Democrat Socialism is actually a good idea
-everyone mocks you for your Spokanite accent(a mix of a French, Canadian, and A Scottish accent)
-You’re a fan of good food
-Beer is a cheap version of wine
- You listen to “God save the King”
News: Spokane Forces have made Holon and Bat Yam, Israelstine into a new Israelstine Government that will hopefully set up peace in the area at last. Spokane now has the Neo Prussian Reich as the Federated States of the Prussian Reich

The Federation of Spokane
Bellum quod Optimum quia Libertas

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The Greek Senate
Posts: 25
Founded: Dec 18, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Greek Senate » Sat Jan 26, 2019 4:58 pm

You know you're Graecian when-

-Wine is literally more common than clean water
-You aren't considered rich at home, but you can basically buy a foreign king elsewhere.
-You have attended a Trireme Festival.
-You've made at least a third of your friends in a bathhouse.
-You have sailed across half the Mediterranean.
-Cities make you comfortable.
-People tell you things controversial elsewhere that are just accepted here.
-A guard on patrol has joined you for a meal.
NS stats are smelly pass it on
I know what you're thinking and I don't like it.

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Posts: 50
Founded: Nov 27, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Azlaake » Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:01 pm

You know you’re from Azlaake
When you’re laid back
When you’re Liberal
When you’re outgoing

PRO: Liberal Socialism, Democratic Socialism, Gun Restrictions, Leftist-ism, Democracy, Civil and Political Freedoms, Southpaw-ism
ANTI: Libertarianism, Abortion, Conservatism, Rightist-ism, Anarchy, Fascism, Northern Jackaia, Trump-ism

These are my political views: ... id=1158080

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Posts: 78
Founded: Jan 02, 2019
Corporate Bordello

Postby Felsigberg » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:45 am

You know your Felsigbergian When...

-Living 3000m above sea level is normal
-Hate communism and socialism with a passion
-You are very religious
-Felsigberg is the best country
-Capitalism is loved with a passion

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Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisia Union
Posts: 14
Founded: Jan 25, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisia Union » Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:50 pm

You know you're from Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisia Union when....
-You, for some reason, simply cannot resist going outside.
-You walk around an entire city and don't feel tired at all.
-Some of your friends are a bit.... well,"strange looking", let's say.
-You feel chilled out and relaxed.
-You find most, if not, all nations a bit odd in some way or another.
-You donate way too many money to charity.
-You're compassionate,feel and sympathise for the "marginalised of society."
-You have a lot of religious tolerance.
-You're proud of Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisia Union.
-You're the only one in a otherwise foreign group chat/pub or whatever that doesn't know a single thing about the nation
-You've never heard of heavy rain or hail.
-You've never heard of a desert of a frozen wasteland.
-You've never heard of hell even if you are religious.
-You give someone the death stare when you hear discrimination about someone's personal details and beliefs even if the victim isn't your friend.
-You are very obsessed with multinationalism and multiculturalism.
-You are obsessed with nature and preserving and keeping the environment healthy.
-Everyone in the pub looks at you satisfied and in awe everytime they hear your accent.
-You have never heard of boredom.
-Your friends tell you how crazy, mad and extreme you are when you do certainly take sports and activities above possible extremity.
-You try out new things.... maybe a bit too much.
-Your friends get frostbites all over their bodies and curse while you just stand still in the cold at -40 degrees Celsius like as if you aren't complaining at all.
-You relax in the sun without any sunglasses, sunscreen or any source of shade, while your mates burn in the sun all around you at more than 40 degrees Celsius.
-You make mistakes but learn from them.
-You seriously admit that you would rather climb Mount Everest without a companion and without a single break and jump straight off the highest point without anything on you than have a war in your nation.
-You're extremely athletic.
-You're obsessed with diplomacy.
-You can be a bit curious and humorous.
-You can't stop being happy and cheerful.
-You think ethically.
-You try and help others to their success
-You aim high.
-You're resilient and never give up.
-You somehow wait for someone/something for days on end without changing a single expression(both outside and inside your brain)
-You think wisely
-You keep calm and carry on.
-You sometimes praise other nations and don't think that there is truly such thing as The Best Nation
-You love having plenty of personal space when talking to someone.
-You're very genial.
Last edited by Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisia Union on Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:54 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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East Lodge
Posts: 44
Founded: Sep 20, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby East Lodge » Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:57 pm

-You can't step in the rain without a raincoat, or you die.
- You are studied fervently by modern scientists.
- Your sleep takes place in a metal closet.
- you are a total dork with anything.
- you created bad retro.
- you can program.
- you love computer arts.
Log 3284:
I have learned how to make a signature. Step one of taking over the Earth is complete. Now to step to for further progress.

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Great Mojave
Posts: 109
Founded: Aug 02, 2017

Postby Great Mojave » Sun Jan 27, 2019 1:57 pm

You know you're from Great Mojave when...
-You own at least three firearms
-You own a pet cactus
-You despise rap music
-You have read Ayn Rand at least once
-You hate Portugal and/or Mexico
_[' ]_
Pro: 1st and 2nd wave feminism, Libertarian Party, Cryptocurrency, Capitalism, USA, Christianity, Space Travel, Civic Nationalism, 1st Amendment, 2nd Amendment

NEIN: Monarchy, Socialism, Mutualism, Communism, Syndicalism, Fascism, Wahabism, Islam (the idea, not its supporters.), Islamism, Theocracy, Authoritarianism, Corporatism
Not based on fallout! Also, we don't use NS stats.
Libertarian Republic of
Great Mojave

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Chargé d'Affaires
Posts: 358
Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hystaria » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:05 pm

You know you're from YN when ...

You know when you are Hystarian when.
-You have written 5 books by 21
-know how to rewrite many religious texts and still not believe in them, but appreciate them.
-You know to use tools from Guns, to farming, to wrenches
-You have Fenced in the middle of a snowstorm for fun.
-You forget that the government has a King, "Maxim, yeah, I know him, he did make us do think he is a dictator?"
-You have 20k in your account, unemployed.
-You mix languages up.
-You have no idea the reason people hate gay, any LGBTQ, and atheist people
-You dont hate concepts, just certain people.
-You live a small apartment but you work in basic farming.
-"Whats a homeless?
-I live in a (socialist, monarchy, etc)? I thought i lived in Hystaria, where the people chose their leaders.
-You just dont like cigarettes,
-sees every foreigner normally "SMol"
A [Tier:9 Level:1 Type:9
Power Comparator: (see below)5.2, according to this index.
I dont use NS states, also I had to put this cause someone was ignoring all my factbooks.
(Please quote me in forums to find your response, please, that would be nice.)
Trade with me, trade without Idelogys harming us, Money doesn't care what side you are on.
i swear my eternal service to the lasaga lord and wish to spread it to all i meet .
Kowani wrote:Hystaria. They’re both edgy, but only one of them is a special kind of edgy.

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Posts: 27
Founded: Jun 11, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Xeloncaresia » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:54 am

You know you’re Xeloncaresian when:

• You reveal very little to nothing about your personal life when presenting yourself to others. If you have a YouTube channel, Facebook, and other social media, you won’t reveal your face or real name.

• You’re seen as quite eccentric.

• You’re fluent in at least four languages.

• You’re quite prone to experiencing alien abductions, or other unusual phenomena.

• No matter how extroverted, you have a secretive aspect about yourself.

• You appear as cynical, dark, or even grumpy, especially to more optimistic people.

• You don’t display affection towards your spouse/significant other in public.

• You’re seen as very loyal and industrious to others.

• You may be prone to depression.

• Your parents are very hard on you.

• No matter how extroverted, you aren’t loud or obnoxious, maybe unless around family members.

• You view people who are too friendly or nice with suspicion.

• Open direct compliments aren’t favorable to you. You see it as either discomforting or even offensive.

• You’re only emotionally open towards family or really close friends.

• In public settings, you never eat all of what’s on your plate.

• If you’re religious, you’re highly devoted to it. If you’re not religious, you see religion as just another part of a person’s culture.
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Posts: 32
Founded: Jun 07, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Basilia » Mon Feb 18, 2019 10:26 am

- You've known how to brew beer since you were a teenager
- You find Europeans to be posh pricks (ESPECIALLY Iberians)
- You're not used to going a week without smoking weed
- You can understand Spanish, Portuguese, AND Italian, or at least two of the three
- You grow your own fruits and vegetables
- You have intense respect for the environment
- You always sue for peace, but ironically love the thrill of a good debate
- You constantly looking for ways to educate yourself on other cultures
- You are extremely spiritual
- You were encouraged to pursue arts at a young age but now don't know what to do with the skills you learned
- You hate capitalism
- You have long hair and beard if you're a man, or short hair if you're a woman
- You own at least two pets

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United Valik
Posts: 516
Founded: Sep 24, 2009
Left-Leaning College State

Postby United Valik » Mon Feb 18, 2019 11:37 am

You not only know how to kill people in combat, you've done it at some point in your life.
"The public officer is the servant of the People, and it is useful to keep the whip trained on him constantly."

"Never permit even the first possible step toward tyranny. Resist at every stage. Oppose it at every point. Become suspicious of even the smallest power grabs."

Quotes from Basil Pappas, DDS, Prime Minister of United Valik

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Civil Servant
Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 28, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Akrafjall » Mon Feb 18, 2019 11:53 am

You know you're an Akrafjallian when;

  • You are the most intelligent;
  • Most attractive;
  • The funniest of your group, and;
  • A great liar.

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Civil Servant
Posts: 9
Founded: Feb 17, 2019
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Sebourg » Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:02 pm

  • You've never seen a beach your entire life
  • A traffic jam is when there are 5 or more cars on the same road as you
  • You call the police if your house is on fire *
  • You're more likely to own a hunting rifle than a diploma
  • You say septante, octante, nonante for 70, 80, 90 **
  • Honking when you round a bend is a habit you can't seem to drop
  • You think the people at Google are awfully overdressed
  • You reflexively take cover when you see any silver-colored sedan on the road ***

* The Police Civile is responsible for all emergency services.
** In standard French, the names for these numbers are soixante-dix, quatre-vingts, quatre-vingt-dix. Sébourg uses their Belgian and Swiss names.
*** Princess Véronique has a silver Lexus LS and often drives like a maniac.

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Posts: 29
Founded: Aug 22, 2015
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Belgaam » Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:08 pm

You know you're from Belgaam when:

- You have an unpopular taste in music.
- You're addicted to Eurovision Song Contest.
- You speak English very fastly.
- You have constant fights with your next door neighbour.
- You want to see people kiss their boyfriend/girlfriend.
- You want to smash the glass windows of a house with a pebble.
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