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New Pyrrhius
Posts: 1338
Founded: Apr 27, 2013

Postby New Pyrrhius » Sat Sep 01, 2018 11:41 pm

there is nothing left to hide from
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Civil Servant
Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 30, 2018

Postby Marafel » Sat Sep 01, 2018 11:49 pm

You know you are marafelese when...
- hugs are the standard greeting for both strangers and friends

-you can walk into the heart of Reactor 4 and complain that it is not radioactive enough

- you feed solely on meat and fish, and consider plant matter to taste like uranium
Life is a highway, and it's mighty goddamn long.
It's full of twists and turns, so you know things're gonna go wrong.
You can slip, you can slide,
You can run - but you can't hide.

Nobody gets out alive.

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Posts: 267
Founded: Feb 09, 2018

Postby Deltanium » Sat Sep 01, 2018 11:59 pm

You know you’re Deltanian when:

- You are workaholic but chill

-drive a Nissan

-Are clinically depressed

-Are Christian

-Makes memes

-is on Social media half of your day
The Empire of Deltia
"Well, I’m gonna make the CPP and the DLP the two main parties. Yay."

I have joined the light theme war against the dark theme.

Liberalism (not American Liberalism) plus capitalism= perfection

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Christian Atheists are Atheists who behave like Christians... I guess that makes me an Atheist Christian?

If I had a Euro for each time I’ve failed No Nut November, I’d have no money

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Posts: 55
Founded: Aug 17, 2018

Postby Osweya » Sun Sep 02, 2018 3:53 am

You know that you're Osweyan when...
  • You always reply 'fine, thanks' when somebody asks how you are - no matter your real mood
  • You have modest ambitions and aspire to be comfortable
  • You are polite and reserved
  • You have at least three different types of tea in your kitchen cupboards
  • You say you hate "the establishment" but love the King, the Nobility and the established Temple
  • You reply "Holy Temple" when asked about your religion, but only attend once or twice a year, if that
  • Your entire wardrobe consists of white, black, dark blue and dark grey clothing
  • Your prefer the countryside to the city
  • You spend your free time in the pub

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Posts: 63
Founded: Jun 13, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sarcana » Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:02 am

Osweya wrote:You know that you're Osweyan when...
  • You always reply 'fine, thanks' when somebody asks how you are - no matter your real mood
  • You have modest ambitions and aspire to be comfortable
  • You are polite and reserved
  • You have at least three different types of tea in your kitchen cupboards
  • You say you hate "the establishment" but love the King, the Nobility and the established Temple
  • You reply "Holy Temple" when asked about your religion, but only attend once or twice a year, if that
  • Your entire wardrobe consists of white, black, dark blue and dark grey clothing
  • Your prefer the countryside to the city
  • You spend your free time in the pub

Well damn, I’m 88.89% Osweyan :p
Archonate of Sarcana
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- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Ashley Saunders
Pro: Democracy | Technophilia| Laïcité
Anti: Totalitarianism | Neo-Luddism | Theocracy
“I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.” - Socrates

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Southen Mark
Posts: 32
Founded: Nov 29, 2014
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Southen Mark » Fri Sep 21, 2018 1:23 pm

You know your Markian when

-People think your a spy to find out their defences so we can invade them. (Not always....)
Signed by his Imperial Majesty and Saviour of the Markian Race,Imperator Georgi Ivan Bakalov III ''The Conqurer'' EMAIL:

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Vincere Terrae
Posts: 60
Founded: Mar 28, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vincere Terrae » Tue Oct 02, 2018 12:36 pm

You know you're from Vincere Terrae when your walk to work looks like this...
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Posts: 32
Founded: Oct 24, 2018

Postby Tenzalore » Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:11 pm

You know you're Tenzalorean when:

  • You never expect the sky to be clear
  • You expect it to take forever to get out of mass lock
  • You never expect to truly leave the starport
  • You expect the starports to be constantly full
  • You're worried when you don't see an armada flying around in a system
  • You're confused by democracy
  • You expect most planets to have a noxious atmosphere and be covered in atmospheric domes
  • You expect to be scanned and cross-referenced to identify your existence/to make sure you have a clean criminal record at security checkpoints
A 4.0 civilization, according to this index.

Tech Tier: 10
Magic Level: 0
Influence Type: 9

I mostly use NStats, although some stats are custom.
Founder of Triangulum
This nation represents my personal political views. Deal with it.
Proud to be a whovian!
I'm queer!

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Posts: 29
Founded: Oct 28, 2018

Postby Dawuan » Tue Oct 30, 2018 4:57 am

You know you are Dawuanese when

- you learn history in the senior high school
- you come to Limbangan airport
- you ask your grandmother about that statement

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Great Solordia
Posts: 44
Founded: Oct 20, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Great Solordia » Tue Oct 30, 2018 5:27 am

You know you're Saederic when

- You eat buffalo meat
- You deal with wet season
- You deal with dry season
- You drink wine with cinnamon
- You're a patron of law & order
- You follow a fiery medieval emperor
- You love autocracy
- You hate democracy
- You like morals
- You believe the universe is a song of an omnipotent being
- You're a member of the unexpected Saederic inquisition
This nation does not represent my real life views. Do not trust my NS stats too much.

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Posts: 174
Founded: Oct 11, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Shamsiyya » Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:33 am

You know you're Shamsiyyan when ...

  • ... you find 25°C pretty cold.
  • ... foreigners regularly mistake you for an Arab and (mostly wrongly) think you're Muslim.
  • ... you (most likely) follow a cult deriving from ancient deities.
  • ... your PE lessons in school were managed by the Qaranisa (in this case, the term refers to Shamsiyyan cantonal militias).
  • ... you love drinking Raki and smoking hookah - and know that this is a team sport.
  • ... you love eating spit-roasted meat.
  • ... you think that road rules are "a pretty nice and friendly recommendation."
  • ... you find nationalized oil companies, national banks, water & electricity works pretty normal.
  • ... you call white people Shamali ("Northerners").
  • ... you're always prepared for an Intifada (in this case meaning 'resistance fight' in general, not referring to a particular political situation).
  • ... your ultimate love song is this one.
  • ... you only know either crowded metropolises, or desert/mountain wasteland.
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Posts: 25
Founded: Oct 16, 2018

Postby Jajal » Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:30 am

You know you are from Jajal when:

-Half of the foreigners can't find your country on a map.
-You start crying when you hear the word 'taxes'
-You probably have a coonhound as a pet
-You see more immigrants in streets than citizens
-Most things in your house were made in Solandia
-You need to know another language in order to travel to another city of your country
For the


NS stats are sometimes used(population isn't one of these times). This nation reflects some of my views.
A 33 level civilization, according to this index.

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Chargé d'Affaires
Posts: 368
Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hystaria » Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:35 pm

You know when you are in Hystaria

When you need to learn 5 languages to know basic hystatian

When you buy your political speech.

When you laze around and earn money by the hour.

When you don't know what religion is

When you look down in people that smoke and drink.

When you think politics are unneeded.

When you don't know how your parents were married

When you know more nationality than the common person, but has never left hystaria

When you have three wives and two husbands among the few relationships you have
A [Tier:9 Level:1 Type:9
Power Comparator: (see below)5.2, according to this index.
I dont use NS states, also I had to put this cause someone was ignoring all my factbooks.
(Please quote me in forums to find your response, please, that would be nice.)
Trade with me, trade without Idelogys harming us, Money doesn't care what side you are on.
i swear my eternal service to the lasaga lord and wish to spread it to all i meet .
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The Monza Isles
Posts: 31
Founded: Oct 30, 2018

Postby The Monza Isles » Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:37 pm

When all you've known is cruelty and tyranny. But you don't have the means to end it.
This nation does not reflect my views, it is just intended to be as evil as possible.

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The Allied Andromeda Systems
Posts: 16
Founded: Nov 03, 2018

Postby The Allied Andromeda Systems » Fri Nov 09, 2018 12:30 pm

You know you're from The Commonwealth of The Allied Andromeda Systems when:

  • You're not surprised when you're woken up a 12:34am by a loud 'kawoosh' sound
  • You fear the word 'taxes'
  • You have no idea what private industry is or how it works
  • You're surprised when others tell you about income inequality
  • You have a Klingon Targ as a pet
  • You have no idea what a college/university is
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A type 2.8 Civilization
I'm queer!
I'm proud to be a whovian!
This nation partially represents my political beliefs.

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Posts: 97
Founded: Nov 22, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Agonya » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:05 pm

You get a free weekly tobacco ration from the Government.

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Posts: 126
Founded: Oct 26, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Trinadaed » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:20 pm

You know you're Trinadaedian when...
[*]You think of communism as a good ideology.
[*]When you're not surprised by natural disasters.
[*]When you see Idiot mans (and yes, it's pronounced that way)
[*]When you see children play Plague Inc all day.
[*]When you see people accusing each other of destroying buildings (I'm serious. People actually do that VERY often in Trinadaed)
I just won't have a sig at all.

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Political Columnist
Posts: 5
Founded: Nov 07, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Anhatuba » Sat Nov 10, 2018 5:42 pm

You know you're from Anhatuba when you call someone out on thinking Tubians are the same as Brazilians.

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Multiversal Venn-Copard
Posts: 813
Founded: Nov 03, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Multiversal Venn-Copard » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:30 pm

There's a significant chance you're a Venn or Copard if:

  • Your neighbor's toddler accidentally tramples you on your way to work.
  • ...And a few minutes after that, a medical team arrives on a Utility Disc, even though your body nanites had already stopped the internal bleeding, to give you another injection of body nanites for the broken bones.
  • A shady-looking figure in a dark hallway asks if you're interested in buying some infohazards.
  • You find yourself getting used to explaining to your coworker why her new ideas for space-eater pieces would unbalance the game.
  • The nature-reserve planet you bring your kids to recently expanded the visitor complex to include a tunnel down to an ancient subterranean plaque praising an elder god.
  • Your friend's ancestor a few thousand generations back was on one of the ships that shot and killed that god, and the visitor complex details the epic battle.
  • The wait times at the Star Rail terminal leading to the next universe over are still too long despite it processing a dozen planet-sized transit vehicles per second.
  • You understand "work" as synonymous with "government work", and "technical teams" as synonymous with "armed forces".
  • You can't name any of your politicians because you're voting for entirely new ones every few months.
  • Your favorite comedy series is about the exploits of aliens trying to build a Dyson sphere.
  • Your employer strongly recommends you to fiddle with all the numbers on the engineering simulations; after all, local physics can always be tweaked to allow new designs to work properly.
  • You have a very strong list of favorite four-dimensional shapes, and will relentlessly argue for their innate superiority.
  • You could go in a straight line for ten thousand lightyears from your house - in any direction - and still end up inside the same Citadel.
  • Dumb jokes and petty banter are your last defenses against the storm of absolute nihilism that the forces of entropy continually throw against you and your entire civilization.
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"The military is just a very inefficient motor, really; it turns zero-point potential energy into kinetic energy in a long and intricate process that involves a lot of banter."
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Political Columnist
Posts: 2
Founded: Nov 07, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

You know you're from Ferrosovo when...

Postby Ferrosovo » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:49 pm

-A bar brawl breaks out about who really is the biggest liberal pacifist.
-You catch yourself going on rants about how seals *really do* belong on flags.
-You don't understand the plot of breaking bad because health care has always been free to you.
-American politics sound more like an Aldous Huxley novel than legitimate news.
"The Will to Be Free, the Will of Iron..."

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The Great Imperator Jeffrey
Posts: 273
Founded: Jun 23, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby The Great Imperator Jeffrey » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:59 pm

When at least one of your family members has vanished without a trace.
When you know that the walls have ears (as well as eyes).
You really, really hate xenos and foreigners
Your leader destroys inhabited planets as a hobby
The Empire is ruled by God-Imperator Jeffrey the Conqueror of Universes, Rightful Ruler of All, and Supreme Leader for All Eternity. The God-Imperator has control over a significant portion of the multiverse. Everyone is oppressed.
A Class 0.143 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 14 Type: 14)

Technology Level: FFT
Alignment: Lawful Evil

✠ (Put this in your Signature if you are a Fascist Nation!)
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If you support capitalism, put this in your signature.
♂Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know men and women aren't the same.♀

Many aspects of this nation reflect my political beliefs, but highly exaggerated.

NS stats are a conspiracy against me.

Imperial News Network: 15372583893 galaxies have been conquered today.

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Old Northwest
Posts: 116
Founded: Oct 23, 2018
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Old Northwest » Sat Nov 10, 2018 11:05 pm

You know you’re Jeffrian when...
1. You wake up in the morning and smile at the prospect of killing Xenos
2. You thank Jeffrey before you eat dinner
3. You flinch at every vessel (it might be the secret police)
4. “Jeffrey is love, Jeffrey is life” is your motto
Edit: lmao I read the title as “AN” not “YN”

You know you’re Northwestern when...
1. All of your weapons are engraved with “THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS”
2. You own at least 5 firearms and make your own whiskey
3. You go to the local bar and join a bunch of your fellas as they beat the local capitalist
4. You kill a man because he looked at you the wrong way (and probably said something racist)
5. Get drunk on Northwestern Whiskey and then get attacked by a bear (but still win)
6. You see two lesbians riding on the back of a big ol’ buck, holding shotguns, making out, and don’t think much of it
7. Cry when you forget your rifle at home (how will you beat your boss properly without it?)
8. Your father is proud of you for burning down a church and then shares a bottle o’ whiskey, then makes out with your other father
9. You beat your friend when you find out he ain’t a communist
Last edited by Old Northwest on Sat Nov 10, 2018 11:15 pm, edited 2 times in total.
The Proletarian Dictatorship of Old Northwest
Iron Fist Socialists
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Posts: 116
Founded: Sep 03, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ungvarnfjall » Sat Nov 10, 2018 11:06 pm

-When you're incredibly nice to everyone regardless of who they are or where their from, but the second they insult or wrong you they're good as dead.
-When you've seen several royal and noble people in your life, and have had a full conversation with at least one.
-When you can forge an army's worth of blades in a single day.
-When a fiery drunkard has tried to kill you.
-When you don't even point out giant sightings anymore.
-When you have some trinket a völva gave you that you value as much as your life.
-When you own a sword that is sharp enough to probably double as an axe.
-When you get jealous of steelwork.
The Ungvarn Herald:~ The Seventh Era has begun! • • • The summons to Haglkornheilagr has been answered. High Jarl Thror-nor any of the attendees-have spoken of what occurred there. • • • Alfland, the large Alfr-majority City in Southern Ungvarnfjall, has decided that it will no longer migrate yearly. • • • A strange, new fish has been caught in large numbers in the Summer Sea. It has large, bone-like scales that have proven extremely hard to break and pale, tasteless flesh. Many fishermen have come to know it as 'Kaþjarsfiskr.'
Current Month: Síðastrsnjór
Say NO to NS Stats.
You'd better hope this nation doesn't represent my views
Your toes, hand 'em over.
A 58 civilization, according to this index.

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Cat-Herders United
Posts: 67
Founded: Oct 25, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cat-Herders United » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:55 am

You know you are from Cat-Herders United when:

  • You herd cats, if not professionally then as a hobby to keep the traditions alive.
  • Your favorite sport is the catamount rodeo.
  • Dairy products come from cats. Milk and cheese from cows or goats sounds exotic and just plain crazy to you.
  • Your own at least one outfit made of cat wool.
  • You learned martial skills such as gun safety and the traditional catamount cavalry drill in school, but often forget that your country still has an actual military.
  • You would never dream of voting for a political party that does not have a cat-related pun in its name.
  • Your country’s main environmentalist political party (the Purrservationist Party) is considered to be the farthest right a viable party can be.
  • Most likely you worship Ceiling Cat in the Feline Catolic Church.
  • If not, then you are probably a pagan worshipper of Bastet and the Sphinx.
  • Everyone you know knows how to use a gun, but you probably don’t know anyone who knows how to drive a car.

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Posts: 236
Founded: Oct 13, 2018

Postby Alamka » Sun Nov 11, 2018 8:40 am

You know you're alamkan when

- You live in Alamka
- You also live in the most powerful nation.
- You like rice milk.
See factbooks. I don't use NSStats. I am Red Mycranianist (Socialist - Authoritarian - Chauvinist) I have an entire universe of the countries I made, and others are involved. I was one of the founders of the DAPolandball community.
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