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Founded: May 30, 2017

Postby Shackley » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:23 pm

You know you're Shackleyan when...

You spend 20 minutes every morning spitting on framed photographs of Marx and Engels
You keep an anti-materiel rifle in your pickup for recreational purposes™
You try to avoid reading newspapers with your breakfast; it would only spoil your appetite
You remember your 2 years of national service fondly or not at all
You own your own boat and a miniature model of your boat in a bottle
You retire from work in the arms manufacturing industry for a life of government-sanctioned privateering in international waters
The view out the window on the way to work includes at least one nuclear power station, military base and pristine national park
You have at least one friend or family-member who was killed by the Soviets and/or Allaneans
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Great Aletia
Posts: 61
Founded: Sep 18, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Great Aletia » Sun Nov 11, 2018 1:30 pm

The police harass you for not having a personal weapon.

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Posts: 49
Founded: Nov 27, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Ktathria » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:03 am don't mind your civil liberties being eroded in the 'national interest'

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Posts: 51
Founded: Mar 28, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sycar » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:09 am

You know you're a Sycarian when...
- You have at least 2 firearms
- Your block has a barbecue every month
- You love cheese of all types
- You cringe when someone mentions Crimea
- Your 5 minute drive to work turns into a 20 minute drive because of traffic
- You live in Haven but you work in Cordoba

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Deutschess Kaiserreich
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Founded: Sep 23, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Deutschess Kaiserreich » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:15 am

You know you're from the Kaiserriech when
- You hate Communism.
- You have a very high Alcohol resistance.
- You salute without thought at the Imperial flag.
- Try to annoy the Royal guards by making silly faces.
- You have a nice and efficient car.
- Always keep running out of oil for your car.
- You think the Kaiserin is the perfect Waifu.
The Deutsches Kaiserreich
The Kaiserriech is an alternative history timeline where Germany won the First Weltkreig. Currently, the Kaiserriech is a Federal Monarchy. Our current leader is Victoria Louise Adelheid Mathilde Charlotte the Second. For more information.
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Ethnic Female German living in [REDACTED] (Not comfortable with revealing my identity).

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Retconning lots of lore so expect some non-sensical parts in my factbooks. Also, bit minor fantasy elements may be added.

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Vaihalla 2 Electric Boogaloo
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Founded: Nov 09, 2018

Postby Vaihalla 2 Electric Boogaloo » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:19 am

You know you're from Vaihalla 2 Electric Boogaloo when you choose your name based on the name of a friend then add "2 Electric Boogaloo" to the end

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Las Espanyas
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Founded: Feb 03, 2018

Postby Las Espanyas » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:34 am

You know you're from the Spains when...

1.- You actually go to mass when it comes to Christmas, Easter, etc.
2.- You dislike democracy
3.- You love both beer and wine
4.- You hate England and anything related to it.
5.- Your grandma owns a radio at home
6.- You purchase your groceries pretty large once a month.
Drinks on the patio...

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Posts: 274
Founded: Jan 06, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hamidiye » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:28 pm

...this makes you laugh:

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Founded: Jul 30, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Solovie » Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:17 pm

You know you're a Solovien when,

-You're racially/ethnically ambiguous
-You wear some kind of head covering when outside
-You own at least 2 firearms and knives
-You hail jazz as the greatest genre of music
-You think apoliticals are a danger to the country
-You're religious
-You've been to war if you're over 30
-The big conversation in high school is which branch you'll be joining when you get your conscription notice
-Food and drink are frequent topics of conversation aside from politics
-You take an evening constitutional
-"Pure bloods" are a constant source of jokes
-You frequently joke about the weather

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Broader Confederate States
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Founded: Nov 11, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Broader Confederate States » Wed Nov 14, 2018 11:38 pm

You know you're in Dixie when...

-You can see a white man and his black war buddy go tearing down a woodland dirt road doing 70 while their sons are in the back blasting every stop sign in sight with a 20 gauge.
-Your only choice of a car rental is a Jeep, Hummer, or pickup.
-You ask for tea and get a man's drink.
-Whiskey vs bourbon is a genuine argument.
-The oldest clothes you see people wear without it being a costume are from 1922.
-Jazz blares from the streets on February 8th.
-Gun stores can send you off with a proper M14 in about 1700 bucks' time.
-Wal-Marts have gang price wars with Goodwills.
-Florida. Just Florida.
-When you're in Dixie, Dixie is in you.
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President: Capt. Bailey A. Washington (U.S. & C.S. Navy, ret.) | Location: Southern U.S., plus Puerto Rico and Alaska | Government Type: Confederation | Timeframe: Mid 2060s | Technology: Mostly MT | OOC
Doesn't use NS Stats | Not actually called the BCS IC, but CSA was taken.
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Founded: Nov 13, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Valehart » Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:02 am

You know you're a Valehartine when....

  • You can name the first founding fathers of VR Pornography off the top of your heart
  • You have a poster of Her Sorceress near your computer and a tissue at hand.... just in case. Maybe some lotion as well.
  • You proudly salute to the flag and probably have it as your bed sheet
  • Sex is a frequent conversation starter
  • You frequent at the pub
  • Your quantum entanglement communications device also acts a third girlfriend
  • That cute looking puppy you bought for your kids just ate the entire fourth floor of your apartment
  • One of your high school girlfriends—who just so happens to be a witch—gave you the best/weirdest love you've ever experienced. During high school, of course.
  • That hoverbike that you accidentally kicked over this morning is coming to kick you over.
  • One of your frequent hobbies is struggling with your love of animals and your love of meat.
  • The maximum time you can handle waiting at the skyport is about half an hour. After that, you can break-down and cry.
  • You're used to hearing loud banging noises coming from the condo next door.
  • You're totally open and defensive about your robot and your sexual relationship with said robot. It's just a phase mom, I'll get a real one real soon I promise!
  • One of your frequent hobbies is looking at the nightsky and wonder in its true vast and distance; its significance to you and your insignificance compared with it, "Man. There's a lot of shit out there." Then immediately think of visiting your ex in one of those stars.
  • You like reading irrelevant lists online, and frequently waste your time that you should be using to do your work making said lists.
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Silver Commonwealth
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Founded: Aug 16, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:30 pm

''You know you’re from Silver Commonwealth, when;''

    ''You can recite parts of religious texts from head''
    ''You hate both capitalism and communism''
    ''You pledge allegiance to your country every day''
    ''You hate separatists''
    ''You regularly complain about situation in secret''
    ''You are very nationalistic''
    ''You have served in army at least once''
    ''You make fun of supporters of democracy''
    ''You hate monarchists''
    ''Your, your city's, and whole country's junk food is provided by the same company''
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Retrofuturistic, nationalist, militaristic, pseudo-socialist world government, which struggles to create a pan-human identity in face of squabbling, overextension, and ethnic conflicts

''There is no such thing as ''benevolent'' dictator.'' - Supercomputer Tom

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I support interventionism - deal with it

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Founded: Feb 09, 2018

Postby Deltanium » Tue Nov 27, 2018 1:37 pm

You know you’re Deltian when:

Your rulers are both under 30
You love money
Your worst fear is income tax
You wanna throw all commies into the sea from a helicopter
The Empire of Deltia
"As He died to make men holy, let us die 'cause we want to!"

I have joined the light theme war against the dark theme.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism, death is a preferable alternative to democracy. Death is a preferable alternative to fascism. I just wanna die.

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Christian Atheists are Atheists who behave like Christians... I guess that makes me an Atheist Christian?

I created a leader template with the stolen ideas of SC and Zitravgrad.

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Uinted Communist of Africa
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Founded: Sep 28, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:12 pm

You constantly brag about "Well at least WE won the war" to every foreigner
Your name is from 6 cultures
You spend more time wondering about space than saving the planet
You hate nukes but love a good guerilla war
Swimming is not your strong suit
You can build a factory with your bare hands
Marx is still more famous than the current leader
You constantly push leftist ideas any time you open your mouth
Politics isnt evil...its a way of life.
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"We do not want a single foot of foreign territory; but of our territory we shall not surrender a single inch to anyone." - Joseph Stalin, 1930

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Posts: 113
Founded: Jan 02, 2019
Corporate Bordello

Postby Felsigberg » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:01 pm

You are catholic, you distrust islam heavily, you know firearms in and out, a mountainman

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The Black Party
Posts: 2566
Founded: Oct 31, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Black Party » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:03 pm

You age horribly.
The Sovereign Nation-State of The Black Party
"The Black Flag Will Rule Forever"
1919 - 1981

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Marshal I
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Founded: Jan 08, 2019

Postby Marshal I » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:05 pm

you have a thirst for acorns
bark, bark, I'm a squirrel
-Marshal of The Squirrel Island ran by Marshal I

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Saint Kanye
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Founded: Jan 28, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Saint Kanye » Fri Jan 11, 2019 7:10 pm

You know you're Kanyean when your kid learned his letters from reading the neon advertisements outside your high rise window, and his numbers and colors from watching this week's stock car race
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1x Champion (IC7 II)

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Civil Servant
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Founded: Apr 02, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Oktotheio » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:22 pm

You know you're Oktotheioan when...
- Nothing tastes right without lemon juice on it.
- Even super soft clothes feel itchy.
- You're confused as to why some people find things like streaking and skinny dipping weird.
- You're married to like 5 different people.
- You divorced 5 other people last week.
The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio - A Liberal Theocratic Absolute Monarchy
Info - Leader details - Government - Random facts
If you want to mention my flag, please read this first.
Westwickport wrote:"She's got the liberal credentials alright!"
"So in my eyes: she's hot!"
-Foreign trade Councillor Li

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Political Columnist
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Founded: Dec 29, 2017

Postby Monastica » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:06 pm

You know you're a Monastican when you . . .

  • Have been ordained as a monk for at least sixty days.
  • Dedicate an hour each day to meditation, chanting, and reading religious texts with friends and family.
  • Fear the outside world and all of it's devilish antics.
  • Have never participated in an open and "democratic" election.
The Buddhist Kingdom of Monastica
Inhabited by a devout population detached from worldly concerns, sovereign microstate of Monastica is a fledging Buddhist theocracy, ruled and guided by a heavily religious, absolute monarch and a council of monks who convene in the nation's capital known as "The Refuge".

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Founded: Jul 30, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby Mechyrdia » Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:08 pm

You know you're Mechyrdian when...

  • Gold is your favorite color
  • You hate religion more than the Emperor of Mankind does
  • You drink enough alcohol to kill a Russian university student
  • The only questions you ask about the weather are "is it raining?" and "is it cold?"
  • You think that no group should hold power over society, not even the people
  • You don't question why alcoholic milk exists
  • You have a miniature Imperial Guard army numbering in the thousands of points. And it's Imperial Guard, not "aStRa MiLiTaRuM"
  • You are more experienced with war than with breathing
  • You see violent revolution as a way to bring governments closer to Mechyrdian ideals
  • You've wired speakers to your phaseguns so they make loud "BANG-BANG" noises when fired instead of lame "pew-pew" sounds
  • You have bar brawls with your friends and laugh about it afterwards
  • You see no problem with destroying planets so long as they don't have any Mechyrdian citizens
  • You don't need bone augments because of how much milk you drink
  • You find that T-posing comes naturally to you
  • Your private shuttle is decorated to look like a helicopter. The rotors don't do anything in space, they're just there to look cool.
  • You complain about everything, even other people's complaints, even when you agree with them
  • You have two favorite equations: one used in applied physics and one used in pure mathematics
  • You're more interested in e-sports than in normal sports
  • You only get drunk when you want to because of millennia of human gene modifications
  • You're so used to war that you call it peace and when you say war you mean massive conflicts that will decide the fate of the galaxy, as opposed to Mechyrdia sending its fleets to stroll around the multiverse and subjugate whatever they find
  • The only things that you remember from whatever foreign language you learned back in school are the swear words
  • You count on your fingers in binary
  • You know the entire national anthem by heart
  • You never help someone else without expecting a reward
  • You find analytic languages more difficult than synthetic languages
  • You've consumed bleach and survived without needing medical attention
  • There's nothing that you're not willing to make fun of
Pro: Things that I support
Con: Things that I oppose
News: The sector governor of Sal Fututricum continues to ignore Mechyrdian Law • New bioweapon to be named Ligma, as chosen by public vote • Janus IV defeats Varangia 9-2 in Crotchball, with no survivors • Vegan hunting legalized nationwide • Mechyrdia opens embassy to nations of the multiverse, in the form of a Discord server

✯ We are a market liberal/fiscal conservative constitutional monarchy, except in S P A C E because that's where the cool nations are. ✯
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Yukikaze Nekoyama
Political Columnist
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Founded: Jan 13, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Yukikaze Nekoyama » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:25 pm

You know you're from Yukikaze Nekoyama when...
- You think that other nation's leaders are too unlucky.
- You put BBQ sauce on your meals because "tradition", and have Sashimi before any meal.
- You find yourself owning three cat girls who all ask pretty much anything of you, and a dog girl who also asks pretty much anything of you.
- You actively dislike religion and think that it's unnecessary.
- You're surprised to find out that Kantai Collection exists at all.
- You can tell how long it's been since Yukikaze decided to fire at somebody.

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Posts: 36
Founded: Jan 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby RubbaDucky » Mon Jan 14, 2019 5:10 am

You know you are from RubbaDucky when:
  • you serve a rubber duck
  • you see ducks putting people in a row
  • you use DuckNet (mallard based internet)
  • you are able to quack like a duck
  • you praise The Giant Rubber Duck
All Praise Our Great Leader The Giant Rubber Duck!
RubbaDucky, land of freedom, justice, and duckies

NS Stats currently used for basic reference. Don't take it too seriously.
What if the entire planet was plagued of millions of giant, living and undestructible rubber ducks? The answer is RubbaDucky!
When you visit RubbaDucky. NEVER FEED THE DUCKS WITH BREAD. DUCKS HATE BREAD. And remember Rubber ducks in RubbaDucky ARE LIVING CREATURES, like regular ducks.
08-04-2019: The president of the Donaldist Party Quacky Ducklings calls Our Leader as "a huge coward" because of his appeasement policies towards the Brexit.

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Posts: 51
Founded: Dec 23, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Waratendia » Mon Jan 14, 2019 6:19 am

You know you are from Waratendia, when:

1) 5°C feels like absolute zero (-273°C)
2) When a tourist is having a heat stroke while you feel cold
3) When you are surprised when you see snow
4) When the police threatens to shoot you but you haven't done anything
Economy better than ever

Fishing Company WaraTrout has expanded to 12 nations this month

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Pokemon Trainer Red
Posts: 21
Founded: Jan 22, 2015
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Pokemon Trainer Red » Mon Jan 14, 2019 7:34 am

You know you're from Pokémon Trainer Red when...
- You have at least one Pokémon.
- You actively avoid tall grass that you don't have to walk in.
- You go and collect 8 badges for the Pokémon League, or at least train Pokémon.
- You fight others that look at you.
- You know of Professor Oak and the Kanto Gym Leaders.
- You use the bicycle or the running shoes to get anywhere.
- You never swim in the water if you don't specialise in the Water Typing.
This nation is a Pokemon-based region. Think Goldonia, but based on Kanto rather than Johto.

Unlike Goldonia, however, content from the remakes of Red, Blue and Yellow (FireRed and LeafGreen) are canon.

In-Universe Name: The Kanto Region



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