Doofenshmirtz Evil Q&A Thread! (No platypuses allowed!)

by **Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:56 pm

Doofenshmirtz Evil Q&A Thread!
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"Welcome one and all to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ask any and all questions you may have here. Unless you're Perry the Platypus, of course." -Doof

by **Centaurs and Cervitaurs** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 4:58 pm

How does it feel being beaten up by a platypus?

by **Better Tim** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:00 pm

Where do you get the inspiration for all of your 'Inators', Dr? Aside from your horrible childhood, of course.

by **Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:06 pm

Centaurs and Cervitaurs wrote:How does it feel being beaten up by a platypus?

"Well, you win some and you lose some. But in my case, I lose some. It all started in my tragic childhood in Drusselstein..." -doof

Better Tim wrote:Where do you get the inspiration for all of your 'Inators', Dr? Aside from your horrible childhood, of course.

"Mostly from my ambitions to rule the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA! and envy of my brother Roger." -doof

by **Toraia** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:37 pm

Aren't you a little young to be plotting to--oh, wait. Wrong character.

*ahem*

What do you plan on doing with the TRI-STATE AREA once you conquer it, Dr. Doofenschmirtz?

by **Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:48 pm

Toraia wrote:Aren't you a little young to be plotting to--oh, wait. Wrong character.

*ahem*

What do you plan on doing with the TRI-STATE AREA once you conquer it, Dr. Doofenschmirtz?

"You know, I never really planned that far." -doof

by **Lesotho Uzumakistani Protectorate** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:50 pm

"How strong is your Military?"
King Mohapi II

by **Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:51 pm

Lesotho Uzumakistani Protectorate wrote:"How strong is your Military?"
King Mohapi II

"I once had an army of killer robots, but I put the self-destruct buttons on the bottoms of their feet."

by **Milintia** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:52 pm

Can you build me an army of Norm-Bots?

by **Stellar Colonies** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:53 pm

"Mister...ah...Doofy-Smitz-"
- Confederate Representative 1

"Doofenshmirtz."
- Confederate Representative 2

"Right. Have you ever considered purchasing this Tri-State Area? Or better yet, why do you want it so badly?"
- Confederate Representative 1

by **Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:55 pm

Stellar Colonies wrote:"Mister...ah...Doofy-Smitz-"
- Confederate Representative 1

"Doofenshmirtz."
- Confederate Representative 2

"Right. Have you ever considered purchasing this Tri-State Area? Or better yet, why do you want it so badly?"
- Confederate Representative 1

Milintia wrote:Can you build me an army of Norm-Bots?

"What do I look like, I'm made of money?"

Milintia wrote:Can you build me an army of Norm-Bots?

"No, but I can build you a "build-me-an-army-of-NORMS-inator" if you want." -doof

by **Lesotho Uzumakistani Protectorate** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:55 pm

"Are you Capitalist or Communist?"
King Mohapi II

by **Milintia** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:56 pm

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated- wrote:
Stellar Colonies wrote:"No, but I can build you a "build-me-an-army-of-NORMS-inator" if you want." -doof

How much do you want?

by **Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:57 pm

Milintia wrote:
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated- wrote:

How much do you want?

THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!!!!!!!!!!1

Lesotho Uzumakistani Protectorate wrote:"Are you Capitalist or Communist?"
King Mohapi II

"I am Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Yeesh, what a weird question." -doof

by **Bienenhalde** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:00 pm

How do you get money to finance your activities?

by **S i t k a** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:01 pm

"A few questions:

Why do you always put a self-destruct button on your inators? It seems it's ruined things quite a few times.

What kind of ruler would you be if you did take over the Tri-State Area? You seem like you could be a pretty neat guy if you weren't trying to cause trouble with your inators.

How is it that nobody ever seems to suspect a company that literally has evil in its title?"
- The president's son Marty, who was a big fan of Phineas and Ferb when he was younger. Never mind that he lives in the 1800s. Marty doesn't really care about the laws of time and space.

by **Eclius** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:04 pm

"What you like to say to Dr. Gevaarlijk and your former classmates from Evil 101?"

by **Coutuza** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:05 pm

One Question: "Where on earth did you find such an incredible jingle?" Emperor Carolus Von Vacano

by **Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:07 pm

Eclius wrote:"What you like to say to Dr. Gevaarlijk and your former classmates from Evil 101?"

"I'd tell them that I and my inators are extrememly succesful and rich! Of course, I'd also be lying to them."

S i t k a wrote:"A few questions:

Why do you always put a self-destruct button on your inators? It seems it's ruined things quite a few times.

What kind of ruler would you be if you did take over the Tri-State Area? You seem like you could be a pretty neat guy if you weren't trying to cause trouble with your inators.

How is it that nobody ever seems to suspect a company that literally has evil in its title?"
- The president's son Marty, who was a big fan of Phineas and Ferb when he was younger. Never mind that he lives in the 1800s. Marty doesn't really care about the laws of time and space.

"FIrstly, it really saves time when Perry the PLatypus comes to foil me. Second, I never thought that far ahead, and thanks! Lastly, thats a very good question." -doof

by **Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:08 pm

Coutuza wrote:One Question: "Where on earth did you find such an incredible jingle?" Emperor Carolus Von Vacano

*A jingle plays* Doofenshmirtz wrote the jingle in his laboratory!

by **Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:12 pm

Bienenhalde wrote:How do you get money to finance your activities?

"From my savings from when I worked as a Bratwurst vendor." -doof

by **Milintia** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:14 pm

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated- wrote:
Bienenhalde wrote:How do you get money to finance your activities?

"From my savings from when I worked as a Bratwurst vendor." -doof

That's quite some work you must have put in. What's your secret?

by **Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:16 pm

Milintia wrote:
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated- wrote:"From my savings from when I worked as a Bratwurst vendor." -doof

That's quite some work you must have put in. What's your secret?

"This!"

by **Auphelia** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:22 pm

Are you happy with your life? Aside from wanting to rule the Tri-State area, defeat Agent P, and shove success in your family's face, what is your goal in life?

by **Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 7:24 pm

Auphelia wrote:Are you happy with your life? Aside from wanting to rule the Tri-State area, defeat Agent P, and shove success in your family's face, what is your goal in life?

"Probably to do that whole second dimension thingy again where I ruled the world." -doof

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