Knessniet wrote:"Well, it is a shame that you don't need mercenaries. Anyway, you might be interested to know that His Holy Apostolic Majesty has restricted us to contacting you or other foreign dignitaries from a single computer in his second study. Thus, I will pass off to the next person in line."
- Marshal Bevington
"Well, that sounds terribly inconvenient..."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Premier of Zitravgrad
Knessniet wrote:"Greetings. I am Director Neuwitz of the Department of Special Services. Our job relates to intelligence, counterintelligence, and internal surveillance. I would just like to reassure you that as our trusted allies, we have no reason to seek any data on anything you don't want us to. Except Basdon, we are compiling a file on that. We don't talk about that though. Anyway, who's next?"
- Director Jacob Neuwitz of the Department of Special Services
"Right... It is a pleasure to meet you. the last thing we wish to do is shutting down our respectable allies on intelligence-based offenses.
- Adam Yanovich Dresvyanin, Prime Minister of Zitravgrad
Knessniet wrote:"It's me, step aside Jacob. Also, stop hinting at things we aren't supposed to know. Anyway, I'd like to ask what you think this strange rash is. It's numb, and it's grey. Should I see a doctor?"
- Grand Duke Herman XIII
"Numb grey rash? Well? If something's gone grey, you should certainly seek help. If anything, I am sure that the Blue Cross can see that, although they might lack the proper equipment to treat it if it happens to be serious. I hope you recover soon."
"How unfortunate... anyway, we wish you a fair new year ahead."
Deltanium wrote:“Gudem Tag! I want to ask you what you think about the death camps for Ukrainians discovered while our troops were advancing and the recent nuclear strike on civilian targets in Lublin, which killed 5/6 of its 1.2 million inhabitants.”
"God's Grace... I knew you people are insensitive but here you are, asking us what we think of 'death camps' and 'nuclear strike' like they are everyday happenings. How do you expect us to feel for the needless deaths and the tragedy? Think about it!"
"This war of yours is not a war against good and evil, I see. It is a nation against another nation, with equal moral and rational grounds and with both sides too willing to shock the other with one atrocity after another. For the unfortunate, my well-wishes go -- the innocent civilian between the two warring forces."