Ask a God [Q&A]

[Netherspace]

"Hey, you! Random human! Have you ever wanted to ask an omnipotent demonic god a question?"

"No, no you haven't."

"Shut up and let the mortal answer."

"No, you shut up! I didn't want to do this!"

"You have to, as punishment for eating that universe."

"You aren't my boss!"

(Crashing sounds)

"Don't worry human, I trapped a few of his tentacles in this dimension. He's under control for now. Anyway, just ask us anything."

Basically, on this thread you can ask my two main characters, The Wanderer and The Unknown,
any sort of question about themselves or the higher planes of existance. Well, not anything, as there are some that they can't answer because they would violate the Demonic Code or something like that, I don't know they're mysterious creatures. Anyway, just ask them something.

Edit: IC questions only.

Edit B: You may now also ask questions to The Guardian.

[-The Imperial Federation-]

“If you could have control of my psychopathic pet just for one day what would do with it?”
-Chancellor Kaneda Shintaro

[Netherspace]

“If you could have control of my psychopathic pet just for one day what would do with it?”
-Chancellor Kaneda Shintaro

"Release him on your puny mortal dimension and watch the chaos."

"Trap him in an inescapable pocket dimension for all of eternity. Or feed him to his good friend Avraek."

[Westwickport]

"What is the position of The Wanderer on climate change and green liberalism?"

-The environment and climate change Councillor

"... and LGBT rights?"

-Equality and social welfare Councillor

"Is it boring to be Gods?"

-Foreign trade Councillor

"What is the position of The Unknown on Broadband Universal Service?"

-Science and technology Councillor

"What is the position of The Wanderer on Three Strikes?"

-Law and public security Councillor

"NationStates Gods? Please. The only NationStates Gods are Saint Maxtopia and the Bigtopian Speaker of the House."

-Head of State pro tempore

[True Chinese Federation]

You claim to be demonic, so it is possible that you aren't familiar with this, but:

The frequent portrayal of the higher planes of existence as actual distinct regions: Elysium, Mechanus, Limbo, The Grey Wastes etc. are accurate, or not?

References: D&D, this site here: http://www.pathguy.com/elysium.htm (Page for Elysium)

[Hammer Britannia]

"How do we know that you aren't just a figment of our human imaginations? For nearly my entire adulthood I have had experiences with beings much like "The Unknown" and they all turned out to be me taking one to many pills, or some other thing my brain/substance made up. So, I ask this, how do we know you are real?"
-Pink (Probably before having an existential crisis)

[Kannadrickenium]

What are the Gods' opinion of Anna Kendrick?

[Cybus1]

“What is your opinion of me? Too human-like? I believe The Wanderer commented on that.”
-Emperor Alexander Mercer

[Destructive Government Economic System]

Your "dimension" sounds like a place that I would prefer to reside in. If I decided to move there, would you permit me to do so?

-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES, who is a dragon that despises the world and the universe altogether.

[Netherspace]

"What is the position of The Wanderer on climate change..."

-The environment and climate change Councillor

”Climate change is bad. And, it’s real. However, it seems some humans are to stupid or stubborn to realize that. Sad.”

"...and green liberalism?"

-The environment and climate change Councillor

”Neutral.”

"... and LGBT rights?"

-Equality and social welfare Councillor

”Neutral”

[quote"Is it boring to be Gods?"

-Foreign trade Councillor[/quote]

”No.”

”Not really.”

"What is the position of The Unknown on Broadband Universal Service?"

-Science and technology Councillor

”Well I don’t know, I’m a god, why should I care?”

"What is the position of The Wanderer on Three Strikes?"

-Law and public security Councillor

”Neutral.”

"NationStates Gods? Please. The only NationStates Gods are Saint Maxtopia and the Bigtopian Speaker of the House."

-Head of State pro tempor

”They are higher-level gods.”

You claim to be demonic, so it is possible that you aren't familiar with this, but:

The frequent portrayal of the higher planes of existence as actual distinct regions: Elysium, Mechanus, Limbo, The Grey Wastes etc. are accurate, or not?

References: D&D, this site here: http://www.pathguy.com/elysium.htm (Page for Elysium)

”They can be. For instance, my dimension is an infinite void. Nothing but demons, rocks, and of course, me.”

”However, some of them are more diverse. Like Azhilopjak. That’s a nice place.”

"How do we know that you aren't just a figment of our human imaginations? For nearly my entire adulthood I have had experiences with beings much like "The Unknown" and they all turned out to be me taking one to many pills, or some other thing my brain/substance made up. So, I ask this, how do we know you are real?"
-Pink (Probably before having an existential crisis)

”Because I just killed your chief of staff.”

What are the Gods' opinion of Anna Kendrick?

”Hahahah! Seriously? Infinite knowledge from infinite worlds, all open for questioning, and that’s what you ask? What I think of some human singer? How hilarious.”

“What is your opinion of me? Too human-like? I believe The Wanderer commented on that.”
-Emperor Alexander Mercer

”Yes, exactly, you ugly pig.”

”You’re fine, ignore him.”

Your "dimension" sounds like a place that I would prefer to reside in. If I decided to move there, would you permit me to do so?

-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES, who is a dragon that despises the world and the universe altogether.

”Yes, me and the boys would love to have you! However, you are a little too small, and the six-dimensions would probably turn you inside out. Oh well.”

[Zitravgrad]

Any comment on time travelling, sir? I understood that you asked me something about it in one of a hundred timelines I experienced.

- Dr. Pyotr Feodorovich Miroslavsky, Representative of Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad

[Netherspace]

Any comment on time travelling, sir? I understood that you asked me something about it in one of a hundred timelines I experienced.

- Dr. Pyotr Feodorovich Miroslavsky, Representative of Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad

”Only travel to the past if your history books say that someone who looks like you traveled to that exact time and location. Do you know how many new travelers destroy their home timelines and their selves by not making sure that that happened? Far to many to count.”
-The Wanderer

[Zitravgrad]

”Only travel to the past if your history books say that someone who looks like you traveled to that exact time and location. Do you know how many new travelers destroy their home timelines and their selves by not making sure that that happened? Far to many to count.”
-The Wanderer

Too late, sir... I have erased myself at least fifteen times. Still, thank you for your advice. One more thing I would like to ask is: If the Unknown can drive us insane, can he also do the opposite?

- Dr. Pyotr Feodorovich Miroslavsky, Representative of Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad

[Netherspace]

”Only travel to the past if your history books say that someone who looks like you traveled to that exact time and location. Do you know how many new travelers destroy their home timelines and their selves by not making sure that that happened? Far to many to count.”
-The Wanderer

Too late, sir... I have erased myself at least fifteen times. Still, thank you for your advice. One more thing I would like to ask is: If the Unknown can drive us insane, can he also do the opposite?

- Dr. Pyotr Feodorovich Miroslavsky, Representative of Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad

”If I want to.

...I never want to.”

[Kenmoria]

"Are there any ways in which a mortal may traverse to your realm without dying?"

[Netherspace]

"Are there any ways in which a mortal may traverse to your realm without dying?"

”I’ve tried a few things, and I found out if I trap them in a strong, three-dimensional sphere, and then put that in a strong, four-dimensional sphere, and then that goes in a strong five-dimensional sphere, which goes in a six-dimensional sphere, then it works. Also, it needs to be filled with three-dimensional air.”
-The Unknown

[Miravana]

Could you create a new sparrow capable of carrying a coconut? It would be greatly appreciated.

- A Curious Soul

[Netherspace]

Could you create a new sparrow capable of carrying a coconut? It would be greatly appreciated.

- A Curious Soul

”What the hell are you talking about? Anyway, yes I could.”

[The Raven Technocracy]

"What are your views on Technocracy? What is your opinion of me?"
-Technocrat-General James Abrasax

[Eclius]

"What are your views on eternity? Transhumanism? How do you perceive Eclius' law on mandatory cybernetic integration (transhuman upgrade)"
-A reporter from Eclisian Herald

[Squidwardistan]

Is there a God for clarinets?

[Diarcesia]

"Are you also the prince known as Hermaeus Mora?"
- Daedric worshipper

[Evil Dictators Happyland]

"How do your powers work? Unless I am mistaken, a substantial rewrite of the laws of physics is in order."
-- The Dictator

[Apathyverse]

"I have some questions. For both of you.
1) What kind of law of the multiverse do you follow (except for that Daemonic Code jizz)?
2) Your stances on the TIMESLASH?
3) Do you think the TIMESLASH pose any sort of threat to your kind?"

~ Love, Damien Quartz.

[Netherspace]

"What are your views on Technocracy? What is your opinion of me?"
-Technocrat-General James Abrasax

"I don't really care much about either. You would be better if you started vivisection people."

"The same, except for the vivisection thing."

"What are your views on eternity? Transhumanism? How do you perceive Eclius' law on mandatory cybernetic integration (transhuman upgrade)"
-A reporter from Eclisian Herald

"Do you think I care what you mortals turn yourselves into? Actually, I do, could you start transforming yourselves into mindless bloodthirsty monstrosities? That would be fun to watch."

Is there a God for clarinets?

"No."

"No."

"Are you also the prince known as Hermaeus Mora?"
- Daedric worshipper

"I am not any form of 'prince', daedric or not."
-The Wanderer

"How do your powers work? Unless I am mistaken, a substantial rewrite of the laws of physics is in order."
-- The Dictator

"Actually yes, there is, but not as much as you think. I would explain it, but I don't want to mess with your primitive human brains. Well, actually I do, but there are easier ways to do so than giving you a five-dimensional physics lesson."

"I have some questions. For both of you.
1) What kind of law of the multiverse do you follow (except for that Daemonic Code jizz)?

”Nothing! We have no laws! No rules! The Demonic Code only limits what we are allowed to tell mortals! We’re coming for you in you sleep! No one can stop us! Hahaha!”

2) Your stances on the TIMESLASH?[

”I love it! Beautiful chaos!”

3) Do you think the TIMESLASH pose any sort of threat to your kind?"

~ Love, Damien Quartz.

”No. Shoving 1,200 years of history in my face won’t do much in a dimension where nothing happens.”