Decepticon Inquiries [Q&A] [IC] [Finished]

[Pax Cybertronian]

Roughly a few hundred astronomical units from the Cybertronian-controlled system, a sudden transmission is detected. This message appears to originate from a previously-undetected object; a small, almost grotesque mass of assorted ship components attached quite crudely to a small asteroid. The various bits and pieces all seem to have originated from a wide array of destroyed organic-built ships from a number of most likely unidentifiable factions.

The message reads as follows, being repeated endlessly on a loop:

"Hello mechanical humanoid robot beings of machine. This is special message offer from PLANET 1 OF IPRID STAR SYSTEM. Special free Energon supply at PLANET 1 OF IPRID STAR SYSTEM and Energon for free given at PLANET 1 OF IPRID STAR SYSTEM. Questions are to be given to mechanical robot humans; one does Decepticon contain Energon or other delicious source of energy and/or matter? If yes, free more Energon present at PLANET 1 OF IPRID STAR SYSTEM, the more Energon you bring more. Does Energon how taste? Where can Energon be found lest due to part of Decepticons? Are is Autobot full of Energon matter-energy too? Are Autobot edible with Energon energy-matter? If so yes, please send Autobot to PLANET 1 OF IPRID STAR SYSTEM. Do not look up on planet, only ground. Energon is ground free. Give Energon. Tell of Energon for Energon for free. TELL OF ENERGON."

Clearly, whoever sent this message does not exactly have the greatest grasp of the Cybertronian language. Though, where this "IPRID STAR SYSTEM" is is anyone's guess, since the beacon bears no information on the matter. Either way, the beacon does appear to possess a receiver as well as a transmitter, and is probably able to relay any message sent to it back to its creators as a result.

"Alright, I've had . I'd say that energon tastes differently depending on its type. Dark energon tastes like a combination of honey and some sort of sugary substance. Energon, meanwhile, tastes something like a fizzy drink mixed with alcohol. Yes, Autobots and Decepticons are full of energon; I'll send some dissenters to "Planet 1 of the Irpid Star System"." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

"If you view organic life with such disdain and class us as such inferior lifeforms, why then do you care so much about our questions and inquiries? After all, do humans care about the opinions of ants?" - Primus Temperance Howell

"I don't care about your opinions; this was created by the urging of several of my advisors to rectify any misconceptions about my Empire." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

"If your main hatred is against organic - what is your opinion in cyborgs: a mixture of the organic and the mechanical?"

"Cyborgs are worse than organic lifeforms; they're traitors to the Decepticons, pure and simple. As such, they are either weaponized by the Empire or we just execute them." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

"If Energon is such a rare and important mineral, have efforts been made to develop and manufacture a synthetic version of it?"

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"Yes, and we have already done so. We have a couple hundred thousand factories spread throughout the Empire creating "synthetic energon", as they call it. We haven't had a crisis of lack of energon since the end of the Great War, and that is primarily because of the creation of synthetic energon." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

[Arkeyana]

What is your opinion of Nanotech, since Nanobots can be made from molecules found in Biological Matter.

[The Free Islands of Independence]

"If you were in a situation that threatened the existance all of your people, yourself included, and the humans knew how to solve such a problem, would you go to them?"

[Warhaven]

Fire sprouts near Emperor Megatron. Hovering in midair with no obvious fuel source there is clearly nothing natural about this fire. From it comes a seductive and alluring female voice.

"Supreme Emperor Megatron, it is a pleasure to almost meet you. I am Calbrena, Queen of Hell, my version at least. Having heard the questions sent to you and the answers returned I must wonder if maybe magic would be of benefit to you. Resources of all kinds just waiting for you to collect them. The multiverse is infinite, and magic can allow you to tap into it all, to reap for yourself and your people all that it has to offer. I could even show you the path to the Elemental Universes a place few have been to. By now you must be wondering what the catch is, you might even be assuming it involves souls due to my own introduction. You're right, but not yours or those of your people. But who cares about your enemies? My people and I need souls for food, power, and freedom; much like you need metal and Energon. A fair trade born of respect. Agree, and I shall send via this fireball all you need to know about magic and how to use it. Do we have a deal?" The voice identifying itself as The Queen of Hell asked.

[Pax Cybertronian]

What is your opinion of Nanotech, since Nanobots can be made from molecules found in Biological Matter.

"I'm apathetic. It's a way to weaponize atoms and forge them into planet-destroying weapons of destruction, though I'd prefer it if they were technological." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

"If you were in a situation that threatened the existance all of your people, yourself included, and the humans knew how to solve such a problem, would you go to them?"

"Indeed not. We could just simply hack their servers for the information or, at the worst possible scenario, be forced to send in a few double-agents, like Doubledealer over here." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

Fire sprouts near Emperor Megatron. Hovering in midair with no obvious fuel source there is clearly nothing natural about this fire. From it comes a seductive and alluring female voice.

"Supreme Emperor Megatron, it is a pleasure to almost meet you. I am Calbrena, Queen of Hell, my version at least. Having heard the questions sent to you and the answers returned I must wonder if maybe magic would be of benefit to you. Resources of all kinds just waiting for you to collect them. The multiverse is infinite, and magic can allow you to tap into it all, to reap for yourself and your people all that it has to offer. I could even show you the path to the Elemental Universes a place few have been to. By now you must be wondering what the catch is, you might even be assuming it involves souls due to my own introduction. You're right, but not yours or those of your people. But who cares about your enemies? My people and I need souls for food, power, and freedom; much like you need metal and Energon. A fair trade born of respect. Agree, and I shall send via this fireball all you need to know about magic and how to use it. Do we have a deal?" The voice identifying itself as The Queen of Hell asked.

"My enemies, yes? Throughout my long, long existence as the Decepticon/Cybertronian Emperor (or Decepticon Emperor of Destruction, as anti-High Lord propaganda likes to call me) - overthrown by traitors and then I do the same to the aforementioned traitors and then the cycle repeats over and over (the likes of Starscream and Scorponok springs to mind) - I have sought greater and greater sources of power. Dark matter drawn from quasars to fuel my Fusion Cannons. Dark Energon to amplify my power drastically (which, thank Primus, I've purified myself of the negative side-effects, such as being condemned to the Inferno... not that I believe in it; it's just in case.). I accept your deal. You should be expecting some Autobots (both Macromaster and Micromaster), Decepticons, Neutrals and Protoformers - all of whom rebelled against my rule - very soon." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

[Zeritae]

What is your preferred pronouns,such as leader ,gender (if that even exists where you are.)?

[Pax Cybertronian]

What is your preferred pronouns,such as leader ,gender (if that even exists where you are.)?

"I suppose "he" is my preferred pronoun. I'm a male, as you organics would go by. Most 'bots where I live refer to me "sir", or "Supreme Emperor", or "Lord Megatron", or "my liege", though I suppose they aren't exactly preferred pronouns." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

[Pax Cybertronian]

Bump.

[Netherspace]

“What is your opinion on higher-plane entities like myself?”
-The Wanderer

“How would you like to trade your soul for your own private dimension?”
-The Unknown

“This is a completely horrible joke, but do androids dream of electric sheep? Or of anything, for that matter?”
-The Guardian

[Pax Cybertronian]

“What is your opinion on higher-plane entities like myself?”
-The Wanderer

"I'm an atheist, though I'm intrigued by the existence of gods. Sometimes I wonder if you have your own bible or Covenant." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

“How would you like to trade your soul for your own private dimension?”
-The Unknown

"It seems unlikely. Trade my soul to whom? Unicron? Primus? You? The Liege Maximo? What would be the advantages of selling my soul to you?" - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

"OOH! I'LL DO IT! Then I can kill Megatron and take over the Decepticons and rule Cybertron and-" - Starscream, before being shot in the head. He would then regenerate the wound, as he is immortal.

"Damn it, I keep forgetting Starscream's immortal." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

“This is a completely horrible joke, but do androids dream of electric sheep? Or of anything, for that matter?”
-The Guardian

"I can confirm that we sleep, but we do not normally sleep of electric sheep." - Shockwave.

[Arkeyana]

This may be a somewhat redundant question, but do you think you could hold out in a war against Arkeyana?

-SIM

[Pax Cybertronian]

This may be a somewhat redundant question, but do you think you could hold out in a war against Arkeyana?

-SIM

"We survived a war with the Autobots for hundreds of thousands of years, if not millions. We also survived and won multiple wars with the likes of the Human Confederacy and the Black Box Consortia; we could probably survive the same with you. Yes, I believe that we could." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

[-The Vaktovian Empire-]

“Lord Megatron.Who are the Human Confederacy?”
-The Autarch

[Netherspace]

"It seems unlikely. Trade my soul to whom? Unicron? Primus? You? The Liege Maximo? What would be the advantages of selling my soul to you?" - Supreme Emperor Megatron

“It should be obvious, you f*cking idiot. You will give your soul to me, and as trade, I will give you your own universe, completely wiped of organic life.”
-The Unknown

"OOH! I'LL DO IT! Then I can kill Megatron and take over the Decepticons and rule Cybertron and-" - Starscream, before being shot in the head. He would then regenerate the wound, as he is immortal.

"Damn it, I keep forgetting Starscream's immortal." - Supreme Emperor Megatron

“...And, I will throw your friend here into an infinite abyss. Do we have a deal?”

[Pax Cybertronian]

"It seems unlikely. Trade my soul to whom? Unicron? Primus? You? The Liege Maximo? What would be the advantages of selling my soul to you?" - Supreme Emperor Megatron

“It should be obvious, you f*cking idiot. You will give your soul to me, and as trade, I will give you your own universe, completely wiped of organic life.”
-The Unknown

"Oh, yes, clearly I'm the one who's a fucking idiot! Never mind the fact that I've done deals with gods before, like Unicron himself in exchange for Dark Energon and Angolmois! Anyway, yes, I'll accept. Seems like a good idea." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

"OOH! I'LL DO IT! Then I can kill Megatron and take over the Decepticons and rule Cybertron and-" - Starscream, before being shot in the head. He would then regenerate the wound, as he is immortal.

"Damn it, I keep forgetting Starscream's immortal." - Supreme Emperor Megatron

“...And, I will throw your friend here into an infinite abyss. Do we have a deal?”

"That's somehow an even better offer. Now, I don't have to deal with that idiot infinitely regenerating. Yes, I'll accept both offers. How would you like the souls of some Autobots - like Roadbuster here, for example - as well?" - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

[Eisenhurst]

"Have you ever used Hive Mind as a tool in your long, glorious reign? If not, have you considered it? I find that it is convenient, if not necessary, to suppress dissidents even before they happen through the detection of thought crime."
- August Antonius von Eisenhurst

[Oresland]

"Your thoughts on the Oresland that Andropov is building?" - reporter who worked for the past government

[Alanis Star]

Have you thought of planting a few gardens here and there? Hey, I'm an Android, and I like to spice my place up with flowers!

- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Anna Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Clementine Harumi

[Lexium]

"If an organic were to desire to join your empire, even if it meant being converted into a machine, would you approve of that, or tell them to shove it ?" -A morbidly curious Lexiumian roboticist

[Arkeyana]

Do you enjoy time in nature, like a walk through an Alpine forest for example. Away from civilizations or sentients?

[Autonomous Eastern Ukraine]

What do you think of Scorponok's organic Headmaster chums?

[Eodor]

"What is your opinion, if any, on the Holy planet of Chronove?" - Imperial High Abbot Karvius Zain

[Pax Cybertronian]

"Have you ever used Hive Mind as a tool in your long, glorious reign? If not, have you considered it? I find that it is convenient, if not necessary, to suppress dissidents even before they happen through the detection of thought crime."
- August Antonius von Eisenhurst

"Quite a few times, actually. Shockwave and I constructed the Vehicons, whom are essentially non-sapient drones." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

"Your thoughts on the Oresland that Andropov is building?" - reporter who worked for the past government

"From what I've heard about it, they are contrary to Decepticon ideals. So, negative." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

Have you thought of planting a few gardens here and there? Hey, I'm an Android, and I like to spice my place up with flowers!

- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya Anna Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Clementine Harumi

"No. There's no need on a planet that's mostly composed entirely of metal. Also, yes; there's a few hundred forests scattered around, but they're essentially technorganic trees." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

"If an organic were to desire to join your empire, even if it meant being converted into a machine, would you approve of that, or tell them to shove it ?" -A morbidly curious Lexiumian roboticist

"We'd have the organic executed. We had a situation to that with Ga'Mede, a prince from Xeptos whom fled with Magnificus after he was nearly killed by a rival house. Now they're somewhere on the Outer Rim acting as rebels or mercenaries or something along those lines." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

Do you enjoy time in nature, like a walk through an Alpine forest for example. Away from civilizations or sentients?

"No, not often. I do often walk through the forests on Cybertron, though it's normally to scan the mechafauna there to weaponize them." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

"I also do scan the wildlife. We've been recently experimenting on some Protoformers to test out some more "Beast Modes"." - Shockwave.

What do you think of Scorponok's organic Headmaster chums?

"A necessary evil to fight against the Autobots. I will compliment Zarak and Fausto Borx for the construction of MegaZarak out of Kinodia. Thankfully, most of them have been replaced with Cyberdroids, even if the Cyberdroids are inferior to us." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

"What is your opinion, if any, on the Holy planet of Chronove?" - Imperial High Abbot Karvius Zain

"Its composition reminds me heavily of Cybertron and most of the colonies in my Empire. The Oracles also remind me of what Vector Sigma sometimes calls himself." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.

"Gotta travel there one day, heheh. Might be able to prank someone there." - Runabout, Battlecharger.

"Huh huh huh! Yeah!" - Runamuck, Battlecharger.

[Autonomous Eastern Ukraine]

Whatever happened to that Matrix obsessed lunatic Thunderwing?

[Pax Cybertronian]

Whatever happened to that Matrix obsessed lunatic Thunderwing?

"He attempted to usurp me and took off in the Grand Mal. I took back the reins of the Decepticons, shot down the Grand Mal, leaving it in Nova Cronum, and forced Thunderwing to undergo Shadowplay. Shockwave managed to convince me not to force him to undergo Empurata as well. Well, he's now a competent general in the Empire fighting on New Nebulos." - Supreme Emperor Megatron.