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Jokes
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:26 pmby Kristjanzor
I have a wife at home as a fool, than a good blonde joke...
Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
She kept having affairs with men!
http://www.noolis.com/jokes.html
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:55 pmby New Entropia
Eh?
Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:07 pmby Station 12
JOY unit has done research into comedy and has attempted to recreate it.
"What do you call an AI?
By their designated identification code."
JOY unit has now banned comedy in Station 12.
Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:10 pmby Picklepoo
Station 12 wrote:JOY unit has done research into comedy and has attempted to recreate it.
"What do you call an AI?
By their designated identification code."
JOY unit has now banned comedy in Station 12.
Good idea...
Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:15 pmby Reputable Killers
Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:20 pmby New Caldaris
Station 12 wrote:JOY unit has done research into comedy and has attempted to recreate it.
"What do you call an AI?
By their designated identification code."
JOY unit has now banned comedy in Station 12.
LOL dude i rarely see your posts but when i do i am either laughing or terrified at the thought someone could even say something so sinister and evil.
Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:26 pmby Domnico
The best joke ever Yo Face
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:28 pmby Satirius
"My god, you smell like shit!"
"Yeah, I just came back from Yellow Zone 20-A/Sharada/Great Nepal/UAWC/Nitom....."
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:51 pmby Imeriata
Humor from Imeriata:
"do you know how you save a communist from drowning?"
"no"
"good!"
An Imerian, an [insert random nationality here] and a non-human were shipwrecked on a Island and after days and days of hopeless despair did they found a magic well that granted them one wish each.
"I wish for nothing but to be able to go home!' the Imerian said and in a bright light were he gone
"I wish neither for nothing but to be able to go home!' the [insert random nationality here] said and in a bright light were he also gone.
The non-human did however felt abandoned and alone so he said
"Ohh mighty well I am lonely so I wish that they would return back!" and in a bright light were the two men back on the island.
(Morale of the story; never leave a Non-human unsupervised it will mess things up!)
Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:42 pmby Anachnu
Q. What does the Jewish Santa Claus say?
A. Ho! Ho! Ho! Anybody wanna buy some toys?