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Kristjanzor
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Postby Kristjanzor » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:26 pm

I have a wife at home as a fool, than a good blonde joke...


Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
She kept having affairs with men!

http://www.noolis.com/jokes.html

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New Entropia
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Postby New Entropia » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:55 pm

Eh?
Economic Left/Right: -6.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.54

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Station 12
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Postby Station 12 » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:07 pm

JOY unit has done research into comedy and has attempted to recreate it.

"What do you call an AI?

By their designated identification code."

JOY unit has now banned comedy in Station 12.
Welcome to Station 12, citizen. Have a HAPPY day.

Birnadia wrote:JOY unit is perfection. JOY unit cannot be questioned.

Verlorenen wrote:I might be a cold-hearted fascist, but honestly - Station 12, your posts scare the living hell out of me.

Manahakatouki wrote:I would but you scare the crap out of me....your nation anyway.....

New Caldaris wrote:LOL dude i rarely see your posts but when i do i am either laughing or terrified at the thought someone could even say something so sinister and evil.

Lockswania wrote:Station twelve, you scare me.

The Eurasican Union wrote:Station 12, My leader might be corrupt and evil on the inside, but if he was on your station, he'd jump into space as a form of suicide.

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Picklepoo
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Postby Picklepoo » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:10 pm

Station 12 wrote:JOY unit has done research into comedy and has attempted to recreate it.

"What do you call an AI?

By their designated identification code."

JOY unit has now banned comedy in Station 12.

Good idea...
Just call me Pickle

Zombies are fucking awesome...

I am so into NS porn...pointless threads really just turn me on! Wait until I'm done my fan fiction...we're going to have nation on nation action here!~ Scarsaw

A daddy bull and his boy bull are standing on a hill, overlooking a valley of cows.

The son says "Hey dad, let's run down there a fuck two of those cows!"

And the dad says, "Son, let's walk down there, and fuck 'em all."~ ?

Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~ Manahakatouki

Its noisy outside with the birds, bees, and their incessant humping!~ Tyr-risuur

Theres a ghost in my shower! And she wont let me masturbate!~ Vanished shame

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Reputable Killers
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Postby Reputable Killers » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:15 pm


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New Caldaris
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Postby New Caldaris » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:20 pm

Station 12 wrote:JOY unit has done research into comedy and has attempted to recreate it.

"What do you call an AI?

By their designated identification code."

JOY unit has now banned comedy in Station 12.


LOL dude i rarely see your posts but when i do i am either laughing or terrified at the thought someone could even say something so sinister and evil.

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Domnico
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Postby Domnico » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:26 pm

The best joke ever Yo Face
Hi

Wuz Up

Tweet Tweet
"The Crap I took this morning is art beouse I say its so"
And on the 8th day god took a steaming dump on the middle east and called it China

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Satirius
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Postby Satirius » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:28 pm

"My god, you smell like shit!"
"Yeah, I just came back from Yellow Zone 20-A/Sharada/Great Nepal/UAWC/Nitom....."
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Imeriata
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Imeriata » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:51 pm

Humor from Imeriata:

"do you know how you save a communist from drowning?"
"no"
"good!"



An Imerian, an [insert random nationality here] and a non-human were shipwrecked on a Island and after days and days of hopeless despair did they found a magic well that granted them one wish each.
"I wish for nothing but to be able to go home!' the Imerian said and in a bright light were he gone
"I wish neither for nothing but to be able to go home!' the [insert random nationality here] said and in a bright light were he also gone.
The non-human did however felt abandoned and alone so he said
"Ohh mighty well I am lonely so I wish that they would return back!" and in a bright light were the two men back on the island.

(Morale of the story; never leave a Non-human unsupervised it will mess things up!)
embassy program| IIWiki |The foreign units of the royal guard |The royal merchant guilds official storefront! (Now with toys)


So what? Let me indulge my oversized ego for a moment!
Astralsideria wrote:You, sir, are the greatest who ever did set foot upon this earth. If there were an appropriate emoticon, I would take my hat off to you.

Altamirus wrote:^War! War! I want to see 18th century soldiers go up againist flaming cats! Do it Imeriata! Do it Now!

Ramsetia wrote:
Imeriata wrote:you would think that you could afford better looking hussar uniforms for all that money...

Of course, Imeriata focuses on the important things in life.

Willing to help with all your MS paint related troubles.
Things I dislikes: Everything.

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Anachnu
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Postby Anachnu » Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:42 pm

Q. What does the Jewish Santa Claus say?
A. Ho! Ho! Ho! Anybody wanna buy some toys?
אנחנו עושים We make it نحن نفعل ذلك

Economic Left/Right: -4.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.23



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