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Postby Kalasparata » Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:01 am

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Introduction
The Democratic Republic of Kalasparata is a Central, Democratic Nation where everything is Centralised into Ipsola Central District (ICD) which is the CBD of our biggest city (size & population) which is also our capital city, Ipsola, our currency is the kalaspi. We hope you enjoy reading about the great free land we call Kalasparata!
Imagine a great desrt, spreading over thousands of kilometers, an extremely minor fault line (with tiny volcanos that only relase a liter of lava and the biggest earthquakes are 1-2 on the recto scale and tsunamis are only 1 meter high), really, really tall mountains and really, really deep cliffs which spread past the nations boarders, grass lands great enough to feed 3 million sheep, the grand waters of the pacific ocean, bush, forests and woods bigger than you can ever know, snow in the tropics, the international date line, the equator, cyclones, a desert as large as Europe, a beach so sandy that it goes km past anyones imagination, sunshine, summer and winter at the same time with-in the one km, elevations, sea, desert and snow breezes all meeting together, extremely fertile land, natural beauty. Now imagine it all meeting together in a 3 sq km location. That's Ipsola Central District for you!

The rest of Kalasparata has all these things but not centralised. The greatest number of the following a 8 sq km land (other than ICD) has is 5! Our greatest earthquake was a 2 on the rycta scale thanks to our extremely tiny fault line! The rest of Kalasparta sits on a plate.


Kalasparata is a powerful, capitalist economy. We have import taxes although we try to import as little as possible as we try to make everything here to provide more jobs and less unemployment. The import tax rate is 40%. Our currency is the kalaspi. 1/1000 of a kalaspi is a Shima We don't believe in percentage tax rate, all taxes are 500kalaspi flat rate of tax per month. Everyone pays it, the exceptions of unemployed support, veterans and pensions. The minium wage here 2000kalaspi a week.

This is a symbol of the kalaspi: Image

There are 3 types of welfare played by the government from taxes

1.Unemployment Support-After every 5 years you've been working the government gives you 3 weeks unemployment pay. If you don't use it, it builds up. Unemployment pay is only given if you were sacked/fired or quit from a job. You keep living off 500kalaspi a week for this until your time runs out. If you are nearing Veterinism (Being a veteran), you may use up whatever of this you have remaining, regardless if you are or are not sacked/fired or quit, you may use whatever you have remaining of this.

2.The Veteran-Is a welfare paid for anyone who has worked in Kalasparata for 30 years and/or has served on the military and/or emergency services for 10 years. It is also giving to anyone who has worked and served but different amounts of years apply. Here we don't believe in age pension! This is given out to anyone. You still collect money if you do/don't resive money in any other form. If you receive this, you stop paying tax no matter how much you work! By law, employers have to take all others for a job before they take you or let you keep your job. This rule also applies to anyone who has a different primary job

3.The pension-This is a payment of 500kalaspi a week if you can't work for a reason or another. You may get this even if you do or don't receive money in any other however, if you get caught working or able to work and you are on this system, you will get a fine of 35,000,000,000kalaspi, lose your welfare privileges and 20 years imprisonment. (Also, if you got sick because of cigarettes for example and you get caught using the money to buy cigarettes, you lose your welfare benefits)

Anyone at any age may receive welfare at any given stage. Other forms of regulated, temporary for forms of welfare are given
1.Baby bonus-Given to every family with a baby 8 months pregnancy to the baby being 6 months old. This is in addition to normal payment and/or welfare. This is a monthly payment of 5,000,000kalaspi. This isn't physical cash like all other welfare but a card. This card only allows you to buy stuff for your baby like radials, cloths, cribs, toys ect. If this card is abused, both the person ho bought the item and the seller of the item spend in 5 years in goal/jail.

2.Maturnatity/Paternity leave. Both parents get paid full wage from both the parents from 8 months pregnat to 6 month old baby. Half of the normal wage is by the government and the other half is from the employer. This is only given to people who pays tax. If you are on welfare, normal welfare is paid.

All welfare money is given in cash and maybe used for anything leisure or non-leisure.

Failure to pay tax will get you this
List of advertises Biggest to Smallest
Kalasparadio (Radio)-59% all advertising spots and most advertisements advertise Kalasparadio. 90% of the nation's profit comes from Kalasparadio advertising!
Airata (Airline)-34%
President Homer (Soft Drink)-0.09%
1IK (Radio)-0.0004%
Ipsola (The capital City of Kalasparata)-0.0002%
Yesimon (Airline)-0.00009%
Kalasparatv (T.V.)-0.000001%
Wertizing (Cars)-0.0000009%
Yong (Thongs)-0.0000009%
Genco City (Kalasparatas 2nd Biggest City {Afeter Ipsola})-0.0000009%
The Petroleum Mine(Petrol)-0.00000009%
Telecommunicate Kalasparata (Telecommunications)-0.000000009%
KRL [abbreviated for Kalasparatan Rugby League] (Sports)-0.000000001%
The Kalasparatan Liberal Capitalists Party (Our current Political Party)-0.000000001%
The Kalasparatan Authoritan Socialist Party (An other political Party)-0.000000001%
Derts (Pet Store)-0.000000001%
Egglesikos (Computer Keyboards)-0.000000001%
ICD (The CBD of Ipsola)-0.000000001%
The Greenest Grosser (Green grocer)-0.000000001%
Von Vovi (Cars)-0.000000001%
Other (Misc.)-The Remainder

Main Import
Cars-0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002% of all the cars in Kalasparata are imported
Gas-0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of all gas in Kalasparata is imported
0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000004% of mics. In Kalasparata is imported

Main Exports
30% of all the cars made in Kalasparata are exported
45% of all gas produced in Kalasparata is exported
35% of all uranium mined in Kalasparata is exported
50% of all presious stones (opals, dimand, rubys ect.) mined in Kalasparata are experted
43% of all presious metals (gold, silver ect.) mined in Kalasparata are exported
23% of all Anti-Matter produced in Kalaspsarata
45% of Patent rights are sold overseas
45% of food produced in Kalasparata is sold is exported
50% of misc. produced in Kalasparata is exported


Around about 5,000BC, a group of thousands of tiny tribes in the same approximent area (where Ipsola Central District is now) formed the tiny Jewish nation of Kalaspia-Kala-Greek-the great, Spia-Kalasparatan-of the world. About 350 years later they started to form toghether to create Kalaspia. This took till 4000BC to fully form. After the formation, it was decided to go and spread out to unclamed areas. By 3500BC, it was about the size it is now (200,000 sq km) and fully established nation with laws, polocies, and like an RL nation but not as advanced. It had 3 languages, English, Greek and Kalasparatan. The people lived happy lives until.....in 3590BC, civil war broke out! They were fighting over weathr to allow gay marriage. This war was so great it caused all the gays to leave Kalaspia and formed their own nation Shimarata-Shim-Kalasparatan-love, A-English-a, Rata-Kalasparatan-Gay
The language was named Kalaspian. After the divide, more and more gays started wanting single sex marriage in Kalaspia until about 40% of it agreed. Then they got back together with Shimarata and muted both names so creating Kalasparata in 2000BC. Then there was a 10 year fight over whether Kalaspian should be called Kalasparatan so the re-split the nation into Kalasparata and Shimarata divided a full nation into 2 but they were both Kalasparata. Whoever wanted Kalaspian to be named Kalaspian went to Kalaspia and who ever wanted Kalaspian to be named Kalasparatan went to Shimarata. This fight broke up families forever. They finally decided that it was a stupid reason to fight so they dumped it as a national language and let it die. They kept it split in half in case something else happens. 100 years later, the language was dead so they decided to have a vote on which it should be called. They chose Kalasparatan as the name. These days, the only difference is the side of the road it drives on but if there is a disagreement, we get the people to separate themselves. The same boundaries apply which divide ICD in half. When Christianity started, after Christ the Christians went to Kalaspia and the Jews to Shimarata for about 400 years when the fights were over and the Jews faded out so Kalasparata became Christian. Kalasparatans refused to belive heresys so we are now an Eastern Orthodox Christian nation. That was in the year 400AD, not much has happened since then and gay marriage is still legal!


Kalasparata's military, police, life savers, ambulance, fire services, rescue, serch parties, bomb squad, prison wardens, cyber military ( military and police of the internet), navy, airforce, space force (army of space), national guard fire inspection ect. are all under the one department, KES (Kalasparatan Emergency Services). In the emergency services, you start off as an amateur moving from department to department then you become a professional.

By law, all KES veichals must have bumpers of a 1991 car, is made of thick stainless steal, has the technology to go over speed bumps and dips ect. Serving 10 years in the KES will get you the Veteran as appose to 30years in any other job.
All KES departments are integrated! Our military is part of the KES. We have weapons of all sorts from swords and spears to huge rays that shoot communication satellite of our enemies to earth. This does 2 things.
1.Cuts off the internet of that nation, as well as, phones, mobile phones, radios, T.V.s ect.
2.We aim the ray so the satellite can fall on our enemies and crush them
Kalasparata is a defensive army only and only exists for the protection of the nation and to never invade!

Kalasparatan boarder Security
Sea Borderers
http://www.customs.gov.au/webdata/resources/photogallery/050715_acvGun1.jpg
We put a wall of boats. Every boat gets one km. These shoot down boats and low flying air transport

Land boarders:
http://imghost.indiamart.com/data1/P/S/MY-907119/commericail-wall-paintings-250x250.jpg
We make a wall of lead, cover that in glass so no one gets poisoning and cover the glass in brick so no one can smash it and cover the brick with cement so it's not ugly and we can put ads on it. We allow small holes in it for roads, transport tracks and foot paths. We then go through serious monitoring.

Airport security
http://therawfeed.com/pix/airport_xray_scanner.jpg
Strict security. First the standard scanners, metal detectors ect. We repeat this 3 time out of paranoia.

Also, our walls go down 1km below building surface or ground surface (which ever is lower) for about 1k m and follow the whole boarder. Our entire nation has got a wall below so no one can come in and attack underground no matter how deep or how far they get

All of our boarders: We have helicopters to report medium high flying planes. They have a 5 km range.
All of our boarders: We have planes, almost out of Earth's atmosphere, patrolling high flying planes. These planes have a 10km range.

We also have other planes that follow planes, boats and other public transport till the pass, stop, land, dock or whatever which our transport terminals (ie. boat ports, airports ect. take over)

Our boarders in space.

http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_2009_07_17__12_14_52/Satellite.jpgca0e362e-4bd9-433a-83af-4c4a30e7b0a7Large.jpg
We have satellites in space. These satellites have super high strength lasers that shoot down space junk, Space ships from other nations if they try to enter earth for an attack enemies ect. These also track down veichals on earth for extra security. These are together in groups of 15. Every group has a 20 km range

Once a piece of transport enters Kalasparta, we follow it till it leaves

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1.Noone is to stay in Kalasparata for more than 24hrs without a visa or citizenship
2.If you are born in Kalasparata you automatically have a citizenship
3.Citizenships can be taken off you at any time should you break Kalasparatan law weather youv were born in Kalasparata or not
4.If you stay in Kalasparata for over 24hrs without a citizenship or visa, you will be prosicuted, unless something goes wrong that is not in your control and you were planning to leave
5.All tourists must have a tourist visa, these visas allow you to stay 24 months in Kalasparata but don't allow you to work or own land in Kalasparata. If you get a visa and enter Kalaspaarta, stay for 6 months, leave then return again in 6 months (making a total of 12 months) for 2 months, you may use the same visa. If you plan to stay in Kalasparata for more than 24 months at a time, you are allowed to, but you must renew your visa! If you break the law, you lose your visa, you lose your reaplling rights and get deported. Perfect for visitors to our nation

Workers Visa-Is a permanent visa and allows you to work in Kalasparata under certain conditions:
1.You pay taxes as normal (you are entitled to welfare)
2. If you don't have a job and are not under welfare, you lose the visa, and you are not allowed to re-apply for 3 months. Plus, whatever however close you are to the next welfare, you lose it (eg. You worked in Kalasparata for 20 years but you lost this visa then when you re-apply and get it, you're back down to 0 years)
3. If you break the law, you lose your visa, you lose your reapplying rights and get deported
Perfect anyone who works in Kalasparata

Land Owner's Visa-Is a permanent visa which allows you to own land in Kalasparata but not work
This is ideal for anyone who is on welfare from other nations and wants to live here and/or wants to own a holiday house so they can keep coming back and/or rent

Permanente Citizenship-The equivalent to birth in Kalasparata-You may work, live, ect in Kalasparata
To obtain a permanent citizenship, you must be willing and able top work and/or have marry someone born in Kalasparata. If you leave Kalasparata for over 10 years, you lose it


Are the two halves my nation splits into whenever there are two majorities or one majority and one big enough minority who disagree on important issues. Today the only difference is the side of the road they drive on. We do this so we
1.Remember where the boarder is
2.Remember that they exist
3. Acknowledge the history and their existence
The only populated place where the boarder runs is Ipsola, right through ICD

Our official Religion is a form of Christianity, Orthodox Christianity. 89% of Kalasparata is Orthodox Christian. Thousands of Kalaspi go to this religion every year to make Jesus happy. Orthodox Christianity doesn't pay tax in Kalasparata like all other religions do. The Catholic church is similar enough to the Orthodox Church that they get discounts on tax, they only pay 75%of what all other religions pay


Most people here speak English and Greek, a rich and work or are on welfare (see economy spoiler) only workers and disabled get welfare. All people have 4 eyes, 2 on the normal spots + 2 more, one on the back of each hand. Kalasparata has 2 types of people with equal rights.
Humans-like RL humans but with eyes on back of hands aswell and also wings
Mermaids-Like Mermaids in myths but with eyes on hands and the tail colour is the same as skin colour instead of the usual different colout. The skin colours are exactly like real life skin colours!


Cloathing and Nudety are both legal in Kalasparata. All cloaths in Kalasparata are unisex and there is NO such thing as fashion here in the Democratic Republic! People where it because it's comfy NOT because it looks good when on Earth, generally:
Mermaids wear this
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Humans wear this
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Both Humans and Mermaids wear
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When out of Earth, or an other part of earth they can't survive on, they usually wear safety gear


Here in the Democratic Republic we don't have payphones, we have the one booth that has a payphone, TTY, email, still and video camera, USB, those cards in the digital cameras, brail, adjustable height for everyone so it doesn't matter how tall they are, print fax, scanner and photocopier for photo and normal paper, photocopy from photo to normal paper and vice vercer, currency exchange, email and SMS and even MMS. You may pay with cash, card or non-cash payment, check or whatever and they all go in the same slot

We provide free Wi-Fi and free portable 2D/3D pay T.V. reception in places where there is mobile phone & radio reception, coin operated USB ports, power points ect. every now and again, an email arrives 0.3 googols of a second after the send button is pressed and so on and so on, much, much more that I don't have time to type, even things more technological than that. Our main communication company is Telakala


Our 2 major and official languages are English and Greek which are both just as important as eachother


Ipsola (Ipso for short) is Kalasparata's Grand Central. It has everything (that doesn't apply to other countries) from A-Z, from 1-10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Everything, you name it, it has it! It even has a world of antimatter! Population-200 million ICD (Ipsola Central District).
Ipsola was named Inter Powerful State and ola (ολα) Greek for everything so Ips-ola. Ipsola is like the republican versian of ancient Rome compared to the rest of Italy!
Here are some pictures...
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Is Kalasparata's largest building. It's more of a building block for other buildings than a building. It's 45 km high, 2km wide and 2km long. It has a 30 degree angle corner that meets Kalasparadio Point Kalasparata. 1 sq km of it is in Ipsola Central District. It is massive.


The 12 point in the middle of Ipsola CD where 12 Kalasparatan nations and/or states meet. This is also where the Equator meets the International Date Line and Kalaspia meets Shimarata, where Ipsolan metropolitans meet Iposlan towns, suburbs, rurals and blank area and an entrance to the Kalasparadio Kalasparata Building. Here we have a 1 light year long flag poll. Where Ipsola meets Tserba and other towns and cities where Kalasparatan Nations meet Kalasparatan States and Hellenic Oztralia, another country in Kalasparata and puppets.
It consists of the following
1.Ipsola Rural (Grakali [state], Kalasparata)
2.Ipsola Urban {Developed Country} (Grakali [state], Kalasparata)
3.Ipsola Suburban (Grakali [state], Kalasparata)
4.Ipsola Metro{CBD} (Grakali [state], Kalasparata)
5.The Kalasparadio Kalasparata Building
6.Tserba {A seperate City in Grakali} (Grakali [state], Kalasparata)
7.Virginia {The Capital of A new state} (Freticlia [state], Kalasparta)
8.Chelsea (Freticlia [state], Kalasparta)
9.Sydney {The Capital of A New Nation} (Grakalia [nation], Kalasparata)
10.Vincentia (Grakalia [nation], Kalasparata)
11.Chios-Kytheria {The Capital of A New Territory}
12.Hellenic Oztralia's Capital Constantinople-Sydney


Everyone is elected from a pool. We have a seperate pool for President, a seperate pool for Education Minister, a seperate pool for Treasurer ect. We just prey and prey and prey to God that we don't get a socialist Treasurer and a capitalist president (or vice vercer)...But that hasn't happened yet.
Our Current Statis is:
President:Stelios Cityrailsaints
President Cop (the republican version of the Australian Governor General):Taylor Stellios
Treasurer:Jimmy U
Education Minister:Peter Pam
Health Minister:Gina Worksthediner
Ipsola Minister:Photi Photios
Religious Minister:Nathan Bartholomue
Sciene Minister:Renee Longass
Minister of Equality:Jason Caul
Minister of Human Rights:Helen Needs
Minister of milliterry:John Hajigannis
Minister of Foreign Affairs:John Trevos
Minister of Democratic Affairs:Dora Thexplorer
Each President has a logo, this is Stellios Cityrailsaint's logo:
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Male/Female Divide is almost no existant in Kalasparata, men and women get 100% equality, including the legality hitting women! In the Democratic Republic, all toilets are unisex. Colours (eg. pink) being used for one gender only, is unheard of! The only social differences between males and females is the church. Men and women play the same sport and in the same compitition, same sex and mixed marriages and adoptions are allowed, men get IVFs ect.


Teleportation
A world of Antimatter
Sending Dogs to the Mantel of the Earth
Rockets that can travel 1 Billion light years per second
Inter-Dimentional Travel as part of day to day life
Time Travel


Leaders are very good at keeping secrets with citizens, we can keep Kalaspatan secrets so well that if some who is not a citizen walks into a Kalasparatan place with the secrets, it comppletely disapears to a secret dimention only Kalasparata knows about or can enter with everyone in and on it also go there. Kalasparatan secrets are so strong they effect day to day life and there are even entire T.V. and radio shows, episods ect. on them plus they are mentioned on preatty much every episode of it. But those episods change if a non-Kalasparata walks in from an other nation, the whole episode and T.V./radio program completely changes!


Kalasparata's Flag Meaning is on the link provided
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Postby Denecaep » Tue May 04, 2010 3:35 pm

I can compliment you for improving. Your spelling and grammar has improved tremendously, but you still have a lot to go. You still have plenty to work on in terms of detail and actual science.

I have to give you a lot more respect and credit than some other newbies because you are trying to improve. I appreciate that.
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Postby Kalasparata » Wed May 05, 2010 5:59 am

Denecaep wrote:I can compliment you for improving. Your spelling and grammar has improved tremendously, but you still have a lot to go. You still have plenty to work on in terms of detail and actual science.

I have to give you a lot more respect and credit than some other newbies because you are trying to improve. I appreciate that.

People, don't you read the liitle red text on top of the intro. I give you a thread to re-direct your OOC opinions!
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Postby Satirius » Wed May 05, 2010 7:20 am

Kalasparata wrote:
Denecaep wrote:I can compliment you for improving. Your spelling and grammar has improved tremendously, but you still have a lot to go. You still have plenty to work on in terms of detail and actual science.

I have to give you a lot more respect and credit than some other newbies because you are trying to improve. I appreciate that.

People, don't you read the liitle red text on top of the intro. I give you a thread to re-direct your OOC opinions!

Which is locked.
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Postby Grandais » Wed May 05, 2010 7:23 am

The mods have spoken; comments stay in this thread.

I'll read through this later and give feedback then.

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Kalasparata wrote:Male/Female Divide is almost no existant in Kalasparata, men and women get 100% equality, including the legality hitting women!

Could you, uh, explain what this is supposed to mean?
Kalasparata wrote:Teleportation
A world of Antimatter
Sending Dogs to the Mantel of the Earth
Rockets that can travel 1 Billion light years per second
Inter-Dimentional Travel as part of day to day life
Time Travel

not again...

Kalasparata wrote:Leaders are very good at keeping secrets with citizens, we can keep Kalaspatan secrets so well that if some who is not a citizen walks into a Kalasparatan place with the secrets, it comppletely disapears to a secret dimention only Kalasparata knows about or can enter with everyone in and on it also go there. Kalasparatan secrets are so strong they effect day to day life and there are even entire T.V. and radio shows, episods ect. on them plus they are mentioned on preatty much every episode of it. But those episods change if a non-Kalasparata walks in from an other nation, the whole episode and T.V./radio program completely changes!

I don't want to know how this is at all possible or necessary.

Also, why do your people have wings if they can just go between dimensions and travel that way? Also, don't you also have those tube things from Futurama? Wouldn't that be pointless if you have wings?
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Postby Kalasparata » Wed May 12, 2010 12:24 am

Grandais wrote:Also, why do your people have wings if they can just go between dimensions and travel that way? Also, don't you also have those tube things from Futurama? Wouldn't that be pointless if you have wings?

Yes, but the work as travelators
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Postby Grandais » Wed May 12, 2010 12:58 am

Kalasparata wrote:
Grandais wrote:Also, why do your people have wings if they can just go between dimensions and travel that way? Also, don't you also have those tube things from Futurama? Wouldn't that be pointless if you have wings?

Yes, but the work as travelators

I don't understand what you are trying to say. Please elaborate.
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Postby Kalasparata » Wed May 12, 2010 1:44 am

Grandais wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:
Grandais wrote:Also, why do your people have wings if they can just go between dimensions and travel that way? Also, don't you also have those tube things from Futurama? Wouldn't that be pointless if you have wings?

Yes, but the work as travelators

I don't understand what you are trying to say. Please elaborate.

OOC:You know those things that you stand on at the airport and they automatically move
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Postby Grandais » Wed May 12, 2010 1:53 am

Kalasparata wrote:
Grandais wrote:
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Grandais wrote:Also, why do your people have wings if they can just go between dimensions and travel that way? Also, don't you also have those tube things from Futurama? Wouldn't that be pointless if you have wings?

Yes, but the work as travelators

I don't understand what you are trying to say. Please elaborate.

OOC:You know those things that you stand on at the airport and they automatically move

Of course I know what a travelator is, I don't see what it has to do with your question.
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Postby Kalasparata » Wed May 12, 2010 1:57 am

Grandais wrote:
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Grandais wrote:Also, why do your people have wings if they can just go between dimensions and travel that way? Also, don't you also have those tube things from Futurama? Wouldn't that be pointless if you have wings?

Yes, but the work as travelators

I don't understand what you are trying to say. Please elaborate.

I use the futerama tubes as travelators so people can get from point A to B with out having to fly yourself. Also, we use them for the tourists...
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Kalasparata wrote:Male/Female Divide is almost no existant in Kalasparata, men and women get 100% equality, including the legality hitting women!

Could you, uh, explain what this is supposed to mean?


It means that there isn't any bullshit about men hitting women being punished more severely than women hitting men.
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Sapiency wrote:
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Kalasparata wrote:Male/Female Divide is almost no existant in Kalasparata, men and women get 100% equality, including the legality hitting women!

Could you, uh, explain what this is supposed to mean?


It means that there isn't any bullshit about men hitting women being punished more severely than women hitting men.

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If you have an income tax of 500 kalaspi a month, how will the poorer class survive?

Also, having a minimum wage of 2,000 kalaspi a week, that's 8,000 kalaspi a month and 96,000 kalaspi a year. With your nation's currency exchange, $2.14 = 1 kalaspi. That means your minimum wage is $205,440. Not a single country can sustain that economy, not even Luxemborg. And considering your tax rate, how on earth can your government for long?
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Postby Kalasparata » Fri May 14, 2010 7:29 pm

Sungai Pusat wrote:If you have an income tax of 500 kalaspi a month, how will the poorer class survive?

Also, having a minimum wage of 2,000 kalaspi a week, that's 8,000 kalaspi a month and 96,000 kalaspi a year. With your nation's currency exchange, $2.14 = 1 kalaspi. That means your minimum wage is $205,440. Not a single country can sustain that economy, not even Luxemborg. And considering your tax rate, how on earth can your government for long?

The government is there to make and enforce laws. Everything else is private sector!
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Kalasparata wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:If you have an income tax of 500 kalaspi a month, how will the poorer class survive?

Also, having a minimum wage of 2,000 kalaspi a week, that's 8,000 kalaspi a month and 96,000 kalaspi a year. With your nation's currency exchange, $2.14 = 1 kalaspi. That means your minimum wage is $205,440. Not a single country can sustain that economy, not even Luxemborg. And considering your tax rate, how on earth can your government for long?

The government is there to make and enforce laws. Everything else is private sector!

How about the tax rate? Is your economy so strong that your people can have that much of a minimum wage?
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Postby Kalasparata » Fri May 14, 2010 7:48 pm

Sungai Pusat wrote:
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Sungai Pusat wrote:If you have an income tax of 500 kalaspi a month, how will the poorer class survive?

Also, having a minimum wage of 2,000 kalaspi a week, that's 8,000 kalaspi a month and 96,000 kalaspi a year. With your nation's currency exchange, $2.14 = 1 kalaspi. That means your minimum wage is $205,440. Not a single country can sustain that economy, not even Luxemborg. And considering your tax rate, how on earth can your government for long?

The government is there to make and enforce laws. Everything else is private sector!

How about the tax rate? Is your economy so strong that your people can have that much of a minimum wage?

Yep
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Fri May 14, 2010 7:53 pm

Kalasparata wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:If you have an income tax of 500 kalaspi a month, how will the poorer class survive?

Also, having a minimum wage of 2,000 kalaspi a week, that's 8,000 kalaspi a month and 96,000 kalaspi a year. With your nation's currency exchange, $2.14 = 1 kalaspi. That means your minimum wage is $205,440. Not a single country can sustain that economy, not even Luxemborg. And considering your tax rate, how on earth can your government for long?

The government is there to make and enforce laws. Everything else is private sector!

How about the tax rate? Is your economy so strong that your people can have that much of a minimum wage?

Yep

Answer me then: What is your nation's GDP per capita?
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Postby Kalasparata » Fri May 14, 2010 7:55 pm

345,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000kalaspi

Please note, everything maybe used as money!
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Kalasparata wrote:345,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000kalaspi

Please note, everything maybe used as money!

I don't even know what that number is in English.
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Postby Kalasparata » Fri May 14, 2010 7:58 pm

Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:345,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000kalaspi

Please note, everything maybe used as money!

I don't even know what that number is in English.

Ojnly about 700 trillion of that is accually cash, everything else is amentaties like marbles ect. We even have our own marble tradingsystem
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Fri May 14, 2010 8:00 pm

Kalasparata wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:345,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000kalaspi

Please note, everything maybe used as money!

I don't even know what that number is in English.

Ojnly about 700 trillion of that is accually cash, everything else is amentaties like marbles ect. We even have our own marble tradingsystem

How do you manage to use soooooooooooooo much money? It must be like a nightmare!
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Postby Kalasparata » Fri May 14, 2010 8:01 pm

Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:345,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000kalaspi

Please note, everything maybe used as money!

I don't even know what that number is in English.

Ojnly about 700 trillion of that is accually cash, everything else is amentaties like marbles ect. We even have our own marble tradingsystem

How do you manage to use soooooooooooooo much money? It must be like a nightmare!

Nope, the locals are used to it!
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Fri May 14, 2010 8:03 pm

Kalasparata wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:345,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000kalaspi

Please note, everything maybe used as money!

I don't even know what that number is in English.

Ojnly about 700 trillion of that is accually cash, everything else is amentaties like marbles ect. We even have our own marble tradingsystem

How do you manage to use soooooooooooooo much money? It must be like a nightmare!

Nope, the locals are used to it!

How much is a child's pocket money?
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Postby Kalasparata » Fri May 14, 2010 8:04 pm

Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:345,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000kalaspi

Please note, everything maybe used as money!

I don't even know what that number is in English.

Ojnly about 700 trillion of that is accually cash, everything else is amentaties like marbles ect. We even have our own marble tradingsystem

How do you manage to use soooooooooooooo much money? It must be like a nightmare!

Nope, the locals are used to it!

How much is a child's pocket money?

5000 kalaspi and 1200 glass marbles, on average
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Postby Sungai Pusat » Fri May 14, 2010 8:05 pm

Kalasparata wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:
Sungai Pusat wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:345,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000kalaspi

Please note, everything maybe used as money!

I don't even know what that number is in English.

Ojnly about 700 trillion of that is accually cash, everything else is amentaties like marbles ect. We even have our own marble tradingsystem

How do you manage to use soooooooooooooo much money? It must be like a nightmare!

Nope, the locals are used to it!

How much is a child's pocket money?

5000 kalaspi and 1200 glass marbles, on average

Per week or per month?

Also, if the locals are used to it, what about the tourists?
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