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Postby Crookfur » Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:42 pm

Purpelia wrote:How busy can you possibly be that you can't afford to wait 45 minutes for something to bake. I mean literally. Put it in the oven and go do what ever it is you do for down time to relax after working those 100 hours.



Maybe you are an advanced space robot:

https://youtu.be/3SAbJjktk7E
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Postby Gallia- » Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:43 pm

Purpelia wrote:
Gallia- wrote:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Residency_(medicine)

welcome to 20 hour work days and 4 hours sleep?

That's scary.

Purpelia wrote:only if youre a bimbo?

http://imgur.com/gallery/EEdQg

I tend to cook by stopwatch. Like X dish takes Y to bake. Or this meat needs to be turned on the grill every Z minutes. And so I just wind up my phone. So I can leave things and walk out of the room to play video games or what ever and know exactly when I need to get back. Have newer burned anything in my life. And things always turn out great.


Being awake is not taking a nap.

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Postby Purpelia » Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:50 pm

Same difference. I've had video games that have had me more distracted than sleep.
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Postby Husseinarti » Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:59 pm

Purpelia wrote:
Laywenrania wrote:like... sleeping and forgetting your food?

Wind a clock up. Like you've newer taken a nap whilst cooking.


no because thats fucking nonsensical and is how you kill yourself.
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Postby Gallia- » Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:59 pm

Husseinarti wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Wind a clock up. Like you've newer taken a nap whilst cooking.


no because thats fucking nonsensical and is how you kill yourself burn food.


i mean

i guess you could die through starvation?

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Postby Dostanuot Loj » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:03 pm

I actually like instant mashed potatoes.
I mean, I don't consider them mashed potatoes, but a different food, but I like them.

Laritaia wrote:
Gallia- wrote:what is a boxed baked potato?

that sounds like a fake thing parents tell their kids to make them do their homework


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Postby Husseinarti » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:15 pm

Purpelia wrote:How busy can you possibly be that you can't afford to wait 45 minutes for something to bake. I mean literally. Put it in the oven and go do what ever it is you do for down time to relax after working those 100 hours.


>after working 100 hours

idk sleep is the first thing that happens, that or your eat allot of fast food somewhere and hate yourself latter, or just don't eat and get home as fast as possible

then suddenly

~hunger~
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:20 pm

Gallia- wrote:only if youre a bimbo?


whoa i take offense at this
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Postby Crookfur » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:20 pm

Dostanuot Loj wrote:I actually like instant mashed potatoes.
I mean, I don't consider them mashed potatoes, but a different food, but I like them.

Preach it brother!

The funny thing is we used to get Smash as an occasional special treat instead of "real" potatoes.
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Postby Nirvash Type TheEND » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:25 pm

Crookfur wrote:
Dostanuot Loj wrote:I actually like instant mashed potatoes.
I mean, I don't consider them mashed potatoes, but a different food, but I like them.

Preach it brother!

The funny thing is we used to get Smash as an occasional special treat instead of "real" potatoes.

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"real" tates don't come loaded up with sour cream and bacon

there is literally no reason not to throw these in a ration pack

just put a gusset in the bottom of the pouch or find a rock or somethingTM
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Postby Laritaia » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:26 pm

Crookfur wrote:
Dostanuot Loj wrote:I actually like instant mashed potatoes.
I mean, I don't consider them mashed potatoes, but a different food, but I like them.

Preach it brother!

The funny thing is we used to get Smash as an occasional special treat instead of "real" potatoes.


the past really was grim wasn't it

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Postby Husseinarti » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:38 pm

2bad puz isnt here to tell us how great it was eating raw potates in sovjet union

2bad hes current in commiefonia at a conference
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Postby Vassenor » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:39 pm

Laritaia wrote:
Gallia- wrote:what is a boxed baked potato?

that sounds like a fake thing parents tell their kids to make them do their homework


https://www.mccain.co.uk/products/jacke ... d-jackets/


OK those things are fucking vile. They're basically sawdust in a potato skin.
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Postby Gallia- » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:39 pm

Husseinarti wrote:2bad puz isnt here to tell us how great it was eating raw potates in sovjet union

2bad hes current in commiefonia at a conference


"hella" kawaii?

Vassenor wrote:


OK those things are fucking vile. They're basically sawdust in a potato skin.


sawdust will make you strong

for when britain returns to the coal mines
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Postby Laritaia » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:40 pm

Vassenor wrote:


OK those things are fucking vile. They're basically sawdust in a potato skin.


i've never actually had one


and don't plan to

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Postby Crookfur » Tue Aug 15, 2017 3:57 pm

Laritaia wrote:
Crookfur wrote:Preach it brother!

The funny thing is we used to get Smash as an occasional special treat instead of "real" potatoes.


the past really was grim wasn't it


Nah, since I'm now in my mid to late 30s I'm in full blown nostalgia overdrive for the 80s/early 90s.

Sometimes I even catch myself having warm fuzzy thoughts about loading games onto my c64 from tape. At that point I have to stop and give myself a good slap.
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Postby Vassenor » Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:05 pm

Laritaia wrote:
Vassenor wrote:
OK those things are fucking vile. They're basically sawdust in a potato skin.


i've never actually had one


and don't plan to


Good policy.
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Postby Rhodesialund » Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:06 pm

Mashed Taters, what a pleb way. Do you want real taters?

Take whole potatoes, coat them in olive oil and pop in the microwave for 5-10 minutes. Afterward cut them into 1-1.5 inch cubes, coat with olive oil, some seasonings, and pop them in the oven until they have a nice golden brown look. Use this as an opportunity to roast some veggies like okra, carrots (coated in olive oil), broccoli, etc etc.
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Postby Husseinarti » Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:07 pm

Rhodesialund wrote:Mashed Taters, what a pleb way. Do you want real taters?

Take whole potatoes, coat them in olive oil and pop in the microwave for 5-10 minutes. Afterward cut them into 1-1.5 inch cubes, coat with olive oil, some seasonings, and pop them in the oven until they have a nice golden brown look. Use this as an opportunity to roast some veggies like okra, carrots (coated in olive oil), broccoli, etc etc.


>microwave

no.
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Postby Laritaia » Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:09 pm

the cooking appliance of the future, circa 1960

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Postby Rhodesialund » Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:12 pm

Husseinarti wrote:
Rhodesialund wrote:Mashed Taters, what a pleb way. Do you want real taters?

Take whole potatoes, coat them in olive oil and pop in the microwave for 5-10 minutes. Afterward cut them into 1-1.5 inch cubes, coat with olive oil, some seasonings, and pop them in the oven until they have a nice golden brown look. Use this as an opportunity to roast some veggies like okra, carrots (coated in olive oil), broccoli, etc etc.


>microwave

no.


Sure, if you like your potato cubes to have hard cores instead of soft and fluffy.
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Postby NeuPolska » Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:14 pm

I didn't come to IDT to get hungry

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Postby Purpelia » Tue Aug 15, 2017 4:28 pm

NeuPolska wrote:I didn't come to IDT to get hungry

I take it than that you don't want to hear about the potatoes with bacon baked in beer I had for dinner.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



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