Have questions about good ol' Skyhooked? Ask away here.

[Te Netherlands]

What are the major Airlines of Skyhooked?

[Nouveau Quebecois]

Premier Cédric Lésage

Office of Global Affairs, Greater Montréal Region, New Québec.
Sent: July 19, 1996.

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Greetings, Government of Skyhooked, if any such legislature exists,

This pious warning I write with great distress;

This condemnatory letter is addressed to the vile and repulsive populace and governing body of Skyhooked (should any such legislature exist), who without the triumphant force of Christ the King, have turned away from the natural order of the Holy Clergy and Catholic Church. We condemn the existance of the Satanic State of Skyhooked and the sanctuary it provides for the sinful, dissidents to the Lord.

Unfortunetly, the hedonistic, immoral, and sinful society that Skyhooked has come to be known as is simply substandard in morals to that of it's international neighbours, namely the Sanctified Territories of Le Nouveau État Québécois. It is appalling that the anarchy of Skyhooked takes pride in the vice it's communities offer as opposed to the rational decision: that of to faithfully standby the will of God and proclaim these vices; alcohol, weed, cigarettes, gambling, wine, drugs, etc... for the blasphemous and impious temptations of Satan that they are.

If the territories of Skyhooked cotinue down their sacrilegious path, there shan't be any doubt that Skyhooked will be the mark for the arrival of Lucifer, if not already.

If it concerns the people of Skyhooked, the Holy and Sanctified Territories of Le Nouveau État Québécois would be more then interested in opening up the sacred gates to the path of righteousness and repentance via Clerical Missionary, Inquistion, and Papal Messengers among various forms of purification, should the word of the Lord be restored in the vaugely defined borders of Skyhooked.

Prayerfully yours in Christ,
~ Premier of New Québec, Reverend Cédric Lésage.

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tfw time 4 a crusade against skyhooked

[Skyhooked]

What are the major Airlines of Skyhooked?

"Well, if you are looking for budget variant, you should contact Altair airlines, our most popular lowcost company. Cheap and comfortable and we guarantee, that at least 50% of their pilots are sober. If your preference is luxury, well, then book a ticket in Sky Eagle, there most beautiful and seducive hostesses will fulfill every your wish. Even most capricious client will be satisfied, we asure you. For the middle of the fense choice, pick the El Cielo. There are many more, we named only the largest."-Guide.

Greetings, Government of Skyhooked, if any such legislature exists,

This pious letter I write with great distress;

This condemnatory letter is addressed to the vile and repulsive populace and governing body of Skyhooked (should any such legislature exist), who without the triumphant force of Christ the King, have turned away from the natural order of the Holy Clergy and Catholic Church. We condemn the existance of the Satanic State of Skyhooked and the sanctuary it provides for the sinful, dissidents to the Lord.

Unfortunetly, the hedonistic, immoral, and sinful society that Skyhooked has come to be known as is simply substandard in morals to that of it's international neighbours, namely the Sanctified Territories of Le Nouveau État Québécois. It is appalling that the anarchy of Skyhooked takes pride in the vice it's community offers as opposed to the rational decision; that to standby the will of God and proclaim these vices; alcohol, weed, cigarettes, gambling, wine, drugs for the blasphemous and impious temptations of Satan that they are.

If the territories of Skyhooked cotinue down their sacrilegious path, there shan't be any doubt that Skyhooked will be the mark for the arrival of Lucifer, if not already.

If it concerns the people of Skyhooked, the Holy and Sanctified Territories of Le Nouveau État Québécois would be more then interested in opening up the sacred gates to the path of righteousness and repentance via Clerical Missionary, Inquistion, and Papal Messengers among various forms of purification, should the word of the Lord be restored in the vaugely defined borders of Skyhooked.

Prayerfully yours in Christ,
~ Premier of New Québec, Reverend Cédric Lésage.

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From: Casey James, member of Council of Skyhooked.
~ Premier of New Québec, Reverend Cédric Lésage.

Bonjour, notre cher ami Lesage. How could you know, that we wanna summon Lucifer, so he would take part in our Harvest festival and perform for our people? Perhaps you are indeed blessed with God's knowledge. Either way, thanks for your concerns. Indeed, you are pious and caring soul.

We still have to say, that we condemn you and your ways for forcing your religion on the people, disregarding civil rights and crushing free thought. And we hope, that you will change your ways, otherwise, your people may end up revolting, just like we did, because we suffered. If the people revolt and win, they will embrace the anti-christian ways. Instead, if you agree to more lenient approach, they will be satisfied, have their pleasures and rights, but still keep Christ in their hearts and follow his ways and live a pious life.

We will soon have a feast, and we have no border control, so your Missionaries and Papal Messengers may enter our awesome resort and tell their thing. We are open and tolerant to all religions, even Christianity, despite the fact of a theocracy ruining our enlightened culture, that once existed. Inquisitors will have to make sure, they behave. Don't worry, there are not so many rules. Just don't try to burn people or go Deus Vult (attack with intent to kill fo religious reasons) on them, they are trigger happy dudes, you know.

Did you just put a wrong date? Or perhaps your letter got lost and was delivered only now? Either way, thanks for contacting us.


[Nouveau Quebecois]

Cleric Corinné Lafrance

Church of Montréal, Greater Montréal Region, New Québec.
Sent: July 27, 2019.

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Greetings, most repentant Council of Skyhooked, and representative Casey James.

We would like to begin this addressement by stating that the renowned Church of Montréal truely appreciates the penitent reply that the apparent Governing Body of Skyhooked has formulated, however, tis' now far too late for flattery, and I, reverend Corinné Lafrance (whom shall be taking over international pious affairs from former Cédric Lésage in the name of the Church), must have made the desperate place Skyhooked has found itself in on the path to forgiveness, perfectly clear. After all, we do not hand out "Get out of Purgatory Free" cards, ~haha.

It must be stated that it brings me great content to learn that the apologetic and conscience-stricken populace of Skyhooked are truly repentant, and not only are willing to open their hearts and minds to the will of God, but formally invite our Papal Missionaries to a formal feast on behalf of the Lord. Truly, we live in glorius times of Christ the King's forgiveness.

Regarding Skyhookedian request to consider reformation of the Holy Church of Montréal, we will unfortunetly have to reject such dissident points of view, because they are wrong as proven by words of God.

Our Papal Missionaries, who are preparing for expeditions to and from guilt-ridden and shamefaced Skyhooked to bring it's populace towards the Holy Light of the Lord's Candle, await patiently the oppurtunity to bring the Skyhookdian people from the shackles of vice to a pious, rightoues, Catholic life.

Prayerfully yours under The Lord,,
~ Cleric of the Church of Montréal, Reverend Corinné Lafrance.

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[Skyhooked]

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Transmission from: Casey James
To: Premier of New Québec, Reverend Cédric Lésage.

We cannot reform either: Too little time passed since we were oppressed by Catholic theocracy, that almost completely obliterated our culture. Majority of us are non-christians, and many christians are either orthodox or protestant. Our ideology that unites us, despite it's tolerance and ecumenism, has many contradictions with Abrahamic religions. It's accepting but rigid and won't change it's firm standing, that freedom is paramount.

There is anotehr solution: Think of us not as sinners, but as a challenge grounds, where temperance is tested with numerous temptations, and only the firm belivers with purest of souls can resist them and find the God's grace. A friendly warning: Your missionaries will encounter many temptations in our country. You may want to send those, who you trust, or wish to test.

It may be your decision, but if you threaten to punish them severely should they deviate, they may end up asking for asylum in our country.

If you want to know, what was our culture before theocratic regime ruined it, I added an audio to this message. It's one of the rare pieces of opera, we managed to preserve: *A magnificent opera melody starts playing.*
   

[Skyhooked]

"We are drunk and high, pagan metalheads with hearts in the right place, who love plundering totalitarian nations! Go and ask us something! Or just suggest us a place to raid! We'll be glad to answer, no matter how stupid is the question!"

[Arkeyana]

"Why did you decide to go with a giant scorpion? The stinger's usefulness as a weapon mount is limited due to it's vulnerability."

-Utopia

[Skyhooked]

"Why did you decide to go with a giant scorpion? The stinger's usefulness as a weapon mount is limited due to it's vulnerability."

-Utopia

"Why do all assume, that our machine is vulnerable? It's actually pretty tough thingy, ya' know, it has low center of mass, and strong metal carapace, won't go down easily. And as for the weapon, we use this stinger as a way top crack bunkers open, or destroying large warships from a far distance."-Giant scorpion pilot.

[Eclius]

"What's Skyhookdian government's official response to the unrest in France? Will the government intervene?"
-Eclisian Central News


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[Skyhooked]

"What's Skyhookdian government's official response to the unrest in France? Will the government intervene?"
-Eclisian Central News


Thread: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=469375 (please join, it'll be fun to have you)

"While we would like to support protestors, and gain more influence in Europe, we still have small doubts, as their ideology has a few differences, that possibly may set us apart. Still, we are more inclined to support them, especially, since they in power may aid us in handling ISIS and Saudi Arabia in future.

Let's just say, at least some of our clans and factions will support them.

Orthodox clan will definitely support them because of socialism.

Hub.Inc clan may support because if Le Dragon achieves his goal, he will disband some corporations and thus remove competition.

Refreshment Cult, Battle Bonded lodge and Technocrats don't have any particular opinion. Other influential factions, like Dixons family, may join too.

And... if we are to enter this diplomatic situation, whom do you think should we aid? And would Le Dragon even consider to associate with us? We just seek your opinion."-Council.

[Pan-Asiatic States]

"Hello, comrades! My most esteemed congratulations to the both of our countries in our victories over the crusader imperialists!

The Pan-Asiatic States is interested in expanding its foreign direct investments in states it deems industrially competent. Skyhooked has long been an ally of the People's Federation, and having recovered from the devastating effects of the war, we're sure that your economy will need a little stimulation.

The Commission is interested in investing 70 million NSD to the development of Skyhookedian infrastructure: bridges, apartments, government offices, vacation houses and the like. We would like to particularly focus on renovating public infrastructure and transportation. We also hope that you could relieve tariffs on any Pan-Asiatic goods that are exported to your nation, maybe even subsidize us a little. We will be hiring locally, and this could create thousands of jobs for local Skyhookedians!

Would you be interested in such an arrangement?"

- Federal Commissary Cai Jiang, Trade and Industry Commission (T&IC)

"Comrade! Congratulations, congratulations! We in the MInistry of Foreign Affairs were also wondering whether you'd be interested in hosting an official, permanent Pan-Asiatic military attache in Skyhooked, from both the People's Maritime and People's Peacekeeping Armies, to protect Skyhooked should the need ever arise again."

- Secretary-General Guanyu "Abra" Abramovich y Florante Jr.

[Skyhooked]

"Hello, comrades! My most esteemed congratulations to the both of our countries in our victories over the crusader imperialists!

The Pan-Asiatic States is interested in expanding its foreign direct investments in states it deems industrially competent. Skyhooked has long been an ally of the People's Federation, and having recovered from the devastating effects of the war, we're sure that your economy will need a little stimulation.

The Commission is interested in investing 70 million NSD to the development of Skyhookedian infrastructure: bridges, apartments, government offices, vacation houses and the like. We would like to particularly focus on renovating public infrastructure and transportation. We also hope that you could relieve tariffs on any Pan-Asiatic goods that are exported to your nation, maybe even subsidize us a little. We will be hiring locally, and this could create thousands of jobs for local Skyhookedians!

Would you be interested in such an arrangement?"

- Federal Commissary Cai Jiang, Trade and Industry Commission (T&IC)

"Comrade! Congratulations, congratulations! We in the MInistry of Foreign Affairs were also wondering whether you'd be interested in hosting an official, permanent Pan-Asiatic military attache in Skyhooked, from both the People's Maritime and People's Peacekeeping Armies, to protect Skyhooked should the need ever arise again."

- Secretary-General Guanyu "Abra" Abramovich y Florante Jr.

"What can we say? We highly appreciate your offer to invest resources in Skyhooked, comrades! We quickly recovered from the damages, the crusaders caused to us, so there is no need to worry. Our economy and infrastructure survived losses twice as hard without widespread disruption. However, we shall give a part of the sum you offer to the families of those warriors, who fell during the battle, and put the rest to a good use.

First of all, we shall remove the enviornmental damage from chemical weapons in the seven villages, that were hit. The infrastructure of Azure Beach Five Stars Resort took most severe damage after the battle, as it was the landing point of crusader forces.

You asked us to relieve tariffs, but this request is possibly a template, as there are absolutely no tariffs on any goods in Skyhooked. However, we can and will hand out generous subsidies. And if your businessmen need cheap land and buildings, they can have Azure Beaches Five Stars resort with the discounts. Perhaps this place will attract more tourists and locals, if it has more oriental vibe.

We agree to your generous offer, and both our sides shall profit from it. And yes, you can bring your attache with his war party to Skyhooked, if you wish to aid us more effectivly, should anyone try to attack us. As a response, we shall send our attache, a battle hardened man-o-war, who recently retired from fighting. He will give you better insight about our battle tactics, and should things go sour in your country, he shall send several strong warbands to aid you and your cause. He can train some troops too."- Shawn Bjornson.

[Pan-Asiatic States]

"What can we say? We highly appreciate your offer to invest resources in Skyhooked, comrades! We quickly recovered from the damages, the crusaders caused to us, so there is no need to worry. Our economy and infrastructure survived losses twice as hard without widespread disruption. However, we shall give a part of the sum you offer to the families of those warriors, who fell during the battle, and put the rest to a good use.

First of all, we shall remove the enviornmental damage from chemical weapons in the seven villages, that were hit. The infrastructure of Azure Beach Five Stars Resort took most severe damage after the battle, as it was the landing point of crusader forces.

You asked us to relieve tariffs, but this request is possibly a template, as there are absolutely no tariffs on any goods in Skyhooked. However, we can and will hand out generous subsidies. And if your businessmen need cheap land and buildings, they can have Azure Beaches Five Stars resort with the discounts. Perhaps this place will attract more tourists and locals, if it has more oriental vibe.

We agree to your generous offer, and both our sides shall profit from it. And yes, you can bring your attache with his war party to Skyhooked, if you wish to aid us more effectivly, should anyone try to attack us. As a response, we shall send our attache, a battle hardened man-o-war, who recently retired from fighting. He will give you better insight about our battle tactics, and should things go sour in your country, he shall send several strong warbands to aid you and your cause. He can train some troops too."- Shawn Bjornson.

"Excellent! Our people will begin working with yours immediately. We also agree with you on compensating some of the bereaved families of your brave warriors, and we have NGOs at the ready willing to extend volunteer support for them if necessary. We should not only remember the heroes, but the victims as well.

We're glad that there are no tariffs at the moment. Instead, why not a discount on booze and recreative drugs? There's a big market for it in the Pan-Asiatic States, and they're legal (*cough* to certain extents, anyway).

We'll also initiate the exchange of military attaches shortly. We can send a small Naval envoy, while accepting your man-o-war as an official adviser to our Armed Forces. Commissary of Army Marshals to the Pan-Asiatic States, Zhang Youxia, is interested in putting him to work as an overseer of the annual Pan-Asiatic States Armed Forces War Games. Our infantry is always willing to learn from our battle-hardened Caribbean comrades!"

- Federal Commissary Cai Jiang, Trade and Industry Commission (T&IC)

[Skyhooked]

We're glad that there are no tariffs at the moment. Instead, why not a discount on booze and recreative drugs? There's a big market for it in the Pan-Asiatic States, and they're legal (*cough* to certain extents, anyway).

"Well, as an ally, you deserve a discount on all our booze and drugs. And food, and guns, and everything else. Go and purchase, for this is a unique opportunity to get your hands on our high-quality plasma weapons!"-Shawn Bjornosn

We'll also initiate the exchange of military attaches shortly. We can send a small Naval envoy, while accepting your man-o-war as an official adviser to our Armed Forces. Commissary of Army Marshals to the Pan-Asiatic States, Zhang Youxia, is interested in putting him to work as an overseer of the annual Pan-Asiatic States Armed Forces War Games. Our infantry is always willing to learn from our battle-hardened Caribbean comrades!"

"Well, I am ready to show ya' how do our boys fight, and how did we fight during the revolt! Techniques of fightin' agaisnt enemy, who is superior both numerically and technically, would be extremely useful should your dudes ever end up in a pinch. And the wargames... can I bring my warband, so we could entertain ourselves with a worthy challenge?"-Man-o-war attache.

[Nouveau Quebecois]

Premier Cédric Lésage

Church of Montréal, Greater Montréal Region, New Québec.
Sent: September 17.

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Greetings, most repentant Council of Skyhooked, or whom it may concern,

We would like to inform the Anarchial Government of Skyhooked of New-Quebec's intentions on dispatch a crusader and/or expeditionary military and clerical force to our assist our allies in the United Kingdom of Marquisal.

The National Assembly of Quebec believes that such conditions present an extremly rare oppurtunity for the morally challenged citizens of Skyhooked to experience the word of the Lord first-hand. Divisional leaders of the Sûreté du Québec are open to formally inviting units of of the Skyhooked Civillian Milita, reporters, and a limited number of spectators to join the Quebecois on their religious pilgrimage.

We hope that the Council of Skyhooked will not restrain their people from an oppurtunity culturally and religiously enrich themselves at the hands of God.

Specific details on the nature of the mission cannot be disclosed to ensure the success of the operation. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Prayerfully yours in Christ,
~ Premier of New Québec, Reverend Cédric Lésage.

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[Skyhooked]

Premier Cédric Lésage

(Image)

Church of Montréal, Greater Montréal Region, New Québec.
Sent: September 17.

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Greetings, most repentant Council of Skyhooked, or whom it may concern,

We would like to inform the Anarchial Government of Skyhooked of New-Quebec's intentions on dispatch a crusader and/or expeditionary military and clerical force to our assist our allies in the United Kingdom of Marquisal.

The National Assembly of Quebec believes that such conditions present an extremly rare oppurtunity for the morally challenged citizens of Skyhooked to experience the word of the Lord first-hand. Divisional leaders of the Sûreté du Québec are open to formally inviting units of of the Skyhooked Civillian Milita, reporters, and a limited number of spectators to join the Quebecois on their religious pilgrimage.

We hope that the Council of Skyhooked will not restrain their people from an oppurtunity culturally and religiously enrich themselves at the hands of God.

Specific details on the nature of the mission cannot be disclosed to ensure the success of the operation. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Prayerfully yours in Christ,
~ Premier of New Québec, Reverend Cédric Lésage.

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"You are just like our former oppressors, and you showed your displeasure of us alot, and now, you want us to aid your crusade. You're pushing your luck, you know that? You are either joking or desperate. But since Marquisal dudes are not that likeable, we can send some forces to your crusade. Just remember. They will take their share of loot. Don't try to screw them around. Second: Our warriors don't like to hurt innocents. Like... if ya' order them to do so, they would outright refuse, or even shoot ya' if ya' try to force them too much. And they'll bring their booze and wenches with them. Don't like that, find another warriors.

Stay on their good side, and they will aid ya'. They may have sub-par discipline, but they compensate it with thier exceptional morale and skill. You'll see, how several Battle Bonded warriors or men-o-war defeat entire platoons of enemies."-Shawn Bjornson

[Cybus1]

Greetings,

I am Thomas Cawl, Porokis. I am intrigued by your nation, and may even visit. However, I have two questions. I understand getting the answers may be difficult, given the complexities of collecting census data in a nation such as yours, but I felt I should ask anyway. First, are there any Mercerists in Skyhooked? Second, does the population at large have any strong feelings (be they for or against) about Mercerism; that is to say, is there a popular opinion on it, be it good or bad?

Regards,
Thomas Cawl

[Kyria]

Out-Of-Character Question

19 September 2019 CE

Hello,

I am currently in the process of redoing Kyria’s lore, history and general character; I’ve found that the Post-Post-Apocalypse scenario and current lore to be not exactly... enjoyable, and so I’ve turned to redoing it all. I want to get people’s opinions on the matter and the lore that has been drawn up already, so I’m currently going around Q&As on NS to ask this question.

Linked here is the welcome page for the new lore. This’ll be the main factbook, and will include links to other factbooks to give it the appearance of a website, similar to PAS’s introduction factbook. It currently has links to the overview and international relations factbooks.

Thank you.

Kind regards,
The Islands of Versilia / Kyria

[Skyhooked]

Greetings,

I am Thomas Cawl, Porokis. I am intrigued by your nation, and may even visit. However, I have two questions. I understand getting the answers may be difficult, given the complexities of collecting census data in a nation such as yours, but I felt I should ask anyway. First, are there any Mercerists in Skyhooked? Second, does the population at large have any strong feelings (be they for or against) about Mercerism; that is to say, is there a popular opinion on it, be it good or bad?

Regards,
Thomas Cawl

"Hmmm... well, those are not too frequent guests in the tavern. However, lately, I've seen few of those. One of them had some bone thingy as a necklace, and he somehow managed to drink a bottle of super strong "Admiral's rum" and still be able to walk straight. Maybe he is that tough, or maybe, his charm protects him from intoxications. Given, that we don't make such bone thingies and his accent, that was an immigrant from your country. Still, this religion is hard to come by in Skyhooked, but if ya' know, where to look for it...

What do we think? Well, after that Resurrection thingy, you became much more loveable dudes! You do know, that we don't take kindly to human sacrifices... and you've done away with them. You Mercerists are nice dudes, and I hope, that you'll come to Skyhooked with your piligrimage fleet. We are preparing the Grand Festival, and we wanna see ya' there."-Bartender.

Out-Of-Character Question

19 September 2019 CE

Hello,

I am currently in the process of redoing Kyria’s lore, history and general character; I’ve found that the Post-Post-Apocalypse scenario and current lore to be not exactly... enjoyable, and so I’ve turned to redoing it all. I want to get people’s opinions on the matter and the lore that has been drawn up already, so I’m currently going around Q&As on NS to ask this question.

Linked here is the welcome page for the new lore. This’ll be the main factbook, and will include links to other factbooks to give it the appearance of a website, similar to PAS’s introduction factbook. It currently has links to the overview and international relations factbooks.

Thank you.

Kind regards,
The Islands of Versilia / Kyria

I think, that there are many non-postapocalyptic lores possible. How about adding some more fantasy elements? Or maybe something slightly futuristic. Such a special trait, that makes it more original. Maybe read something about non-western literature for inspiration for exotic things.

[Skyhooked]

"We are warriors, warriors of the world!"

[Fatatatutti]

Would you be interested in building a Puffa Puffa Rice factory in your nation? It would facilitate the distribution of product in your part of the world and possibly reduce the frequency of explosions in our Fatatatutti facility. Disclaimer: The process has been fine-tuned to the point where explosions are kept to a minimum but it is still advisable to have equipment available for clearing the surrounding streets of errant Puffa Puffa rice deposits.

-- Frid Satursun, President of the Puffa Puffa Rice Corporation of Fatatatutti (PuffaPuffaCoF)

[Skyhooked]

"Promise, that your Puffa Rice won't blow Skyhooked up, and we have a deal. It's always nice to see a new business opening up in Skyhooked and creating workplaces."-Shawn Bjornson

[Aurevbush]

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Dear Council of Skyhooked,

"While I, on behalf of the Aurevbushan Federal Government, respect and recognize the free-for-all and rather anarchistic culture for Skyhooked is most famous, I want to raise a concern that is to be addressed with the utmost priority.

Are there any children or people under the age of 18 in your lands whose parental discretion permits them to partake in activites such as drinking, smoking cannibis, shooting with an assault rifle, etc? If so, are they properly trained and educated to use them in a way that will not pose a danger to themselves or surrounding folks unintentionally?

Do people travelling from other nations commonly participate in the "fun" and how many would say come in families of 4+?

There are already travel warnings set in by the Ministry of State and Foreign Relations to prohibit children from travelling to Skyhooked alone or furthermore reccommend travel of anyone under 18 under no circumstances as they could be caught in the crossfires of many factional wars and recreational firefights in your territory.

I am advocating for the safety of not only Aurevbushan minors but children of other nations involved in the matter. I appreciate any input that your administration has at this time.

Cordially, Ethan C. Hancock, Minister of State and Foreign Relations (Mostafor)

[Skyhooked]

"Let's adress all your questions one by one.

Are there any children or people under the age of 18 in your lands whose parental discretion permits them to partake in activites such as drinking, smoking cannibis, shooting with an assault rifle, etc? If so, are they properly trained and educated to use them in a way that will not pose a danger to themselves or surrounding folks unintentionally?

"

With the culture of getting drunk and high, mixed with firearms, it is vital for us to teach the skill of controlling oneself to prevent such incidents. If we weren't teaching them, there wouldn't be Skyhooked at all. So about this, try not to worry.

Do people travelling from other nations commonly participate in the "fun" and how many would say come in families of 4+?

"Some do, and there are actually family resorts for them. We accomodate and serve them as best as we can! Tourists are always appreciated."

There are already travel warnings set in by the Ministry of State and Foreign Relations to prohibit children from travelling to Skyhooked alone or furthermore reccommend travel of anyone under 18 under no circumstances as they could be caught in the crossfires of many factional wars and recreational firefights in your territory.

I am advocating for the safety of not only Aurevbushan minors but children of other nations involved in the matter. I appreciate any input that your administration has at this time.

"If you are here to see the factional wars between gangs, free cities and such, then you are many years late. Indeed, there were Mad Max style disputes, right after the revolution but not anymore. In 1983 we have created a set of guidlines for factions, that prohibits them from factional wars. They are all working in the unity now. Just think about it, how else would we have been able to successfully invade and occupy North Korea? Or rebuld from a ruined third-world state into a powerful organization? So no, tourists won't get into the crossfire. We can assure that! That is the council for.

We appreciate your concerns, and we hope, that this answer will help you to understand us better."-Council of Skyhooked.

[Skyhooked]

"So, Man-O-War - Warriors of the world? Or Alestorm - Drink? Suggestions? Last debates ended with a tie, lots of booze and a brawl."