Have questions about good ol' Skyhooked? Ask away here.

[Lamerika]

"A while back I remember you taking North Korea... What state is it in now? Have you had success in rebuilding, and un-brainwashing the folks there?"
-SecGen Jameson Taylor

"What is school life like in Skyhooked?"
-SecEd John Keely

"Who are some of the most popular musicians in Skyhooked?"
-First Lady Orlene Taylor

[Supreme Authority]

Let's just say... human nature with all it's vices, wishes and good things can drive people to do tramendous things. And if they are directed in right direction... Skyhooked gives the room to satisfy them all, and with right incentives, people are ready to feed and protect that society. And why do we protect people from oppression? Because for us it's an unnatural thing.

D84 can be heard talking to another person in a panic. "Wait... you're from Skyh**k*d? We better hide this good, or we're dead!" Followed shortly by a door slammed open, jackboots stomping on a metal floor, and teenaged screams as the Morale Monitors apprehend the youths. Both would be sentenced to the Gag for 'collusion with the enemy' and put to work in a factory.

[Skyhooked]

What happens to murderers in Skyhooked?

Arrested and put into jail. Or killed by an armed man.

"A while back I remember you taking North Korea... What state is it in now? Have you had success in rebuilding, and un-brainwashing the folks there?"
-SecGen Jameson Taylor

We are glad to say, that we finally restored the infrastructure and made a tourist trap out of it. That pyramid hotel offers every kind of entertainemnt, propaganda posters are sold or given for free to tourists, and scenic outlooks are amazing. However small part of it's territory wan nuked during our war with Iron Alliance. Good thing, that there were no large settlements or economically and ecologically valuable places on that territory.

As for locals, they resisted at first, but our lifestyle and absense of fear seduced them.

"What is school life like in Skyhooked?"
-SecEd John Keely

Skyhookedian schools reflect Skyhooked in general. School life is relaxed, and most subjects are made to be more interesting. Not that we can make calculus really interesting, but we are at least trying.

"Who are some of the most popular musicians in Skyhooked?"
-First Lady Orlene Taylor

For example one of our favorite bands, "Clockz n' time", which plays almost every genre of music. Or the "Ragin' gunners", who use gunshot sounds in music. (They fire blank ammunition from machine gun for sound patterns.)

D84 can be heard talking to another person in a panic. "Wait... you're from Skyh**k*d? We better hide this good, or we're dead!" Followed shortly by a door slammed open, jackboots stomping on a metal floor, and teenaged screams as the Morale Monitors apprehend the youths. Both would be sentenced to the Gag for 'collusion with the enemy' and put to work in a factory.

Damn, we lost signal. And we tried our best to explain...

[Azerrad]

The use of propaganda?

[Skyhooked]

The use of propaganda?

We prefere term "Advertisment" If corporations can do that, why governemnt can't? So yes, Skyhookedian government advertises itself to make sure, that it's ideas hold themselves on the arena.

[Tyskylvania]

"What is the status of Vampirism in Skyhooked?"
- Garveanr Littoriane, Merchant

[-The Eurasian Empire-]

"Since all those quite pitiful wars, in my family's history with them declining in power and just being consumed by their glass of madness.Have you've in your nation's history had to ever fight the infinite Armies of the Imperium of Mankind? If so, what was the most crushing and horrific victory by facing their strongest marines?"
-Xavier Vonstein

[Skyhooked]

"What is the status of Vampirism in Skyhooked?"
- Garveanr Littoriane, Merchant

Most our scientists agree, that it's a metabolic trait. So yes, it can be freely exhibited as long as it doesn't violate Skyhookedian laws. But there is a hitch... blood isn't sold in most pubs and shops you know. Vampires are pretty rare guests in Skyhooked.

"Since all those quite pitiful wars, in my family's history with them declining in power and just being consumed by their glass of madness.Have you've in your nation's history had to ever fight the infinite Armies of the Imperium of Mankind? If so, what was the most crushing and horrific victory by facing their strongest marines?"
-Xavier Vonstein

Nope, we didn't encounter them yet. Perhaps one day we will have... and no, we ain't gonna worship their fancy schrodinger emperor like some god.

[Azerrad]

Would you like to be a vampire? no worries, Arch-Lords like myself have the power to restore thralls to their original state

[Skyhooked]

Would you like to be a vampire? no worries, Arch-Lords like myself have the power restore thralls to their original state

None of the leaders in our council would like. They want to enjoy the daylight as well, and we all know, that vampires and ultraviolet mix bad...

[Skyhooked]

Any more questions?

[Lamerika]

"Is Murray Bookchin a popular figure in Skyhooked?"
-SecGen Taylor

[Skyhooked]

"Is Murray Bookchin a popular figure in Skyhooked?"
-SecGen Taylor

Somewhat. Some of his ideas deserved including in Skyhookedian law.

[The Islands of Versilia]

"What is the general census on Versilia?"
- Citizen

[Elykyellek]

How many weeks of vacation do Skyhookedians get?

[Skyhooked]

"What is the general census on Versilia?"
- Citizen

"Versilia(Official) or Dracula's resort(Nickname)- A country, which is mostly populated with humans, who evolved in different way and possess a wide range of weaknesses and stengthes. They are basically vampires. Don't worry folk, they are friendly and ain't gonna drink your blood. They seem to possess technologies, which are superior to our, especially in biology."- Something from one of those guides.

How many weeks of vacation do Skyhookedians get?

Basically, heckloads.

[Skyhooked]

Any more things to ask?

[Slomikova]

"How are religious extremists dealt with in Skyhooked? Here, they're normally shot in the street by the police or military. Those who simply preach their extreme views are beaten by the Proletariat Vanguards of the Republic (secret police) and tossed into vans and taken away."
- Curious citizen

[Devernia]

Let's say, we prefere classic cigars. But some vape, and we are fine with that.

You know that stuff will kill ya, right?

"You're talking to a nation with a populace that drinks absinthe like coffee while wielding two AK-47s for target practice. The vape thing should be the least of your worries."

-Internet post

[Skyhooked]

"How are religious extremists dealt with in Skyhooked? Here, they're normally shot in the street by the police or military. Those who simply preach their extreme views are beaten by the Proletariat Vanguards of the Republic (secret police) and tossed into vans and taken away."
- Curious citizen

"Religious extremists, who attack folk on the street enjoy extremely wide selection of our responses. Usually they come in forms of 12 gauge, 9mm, 45 ACP, or classic 5,56 NATO straight in the head. But other kinds of ammo are used too. And as for preachers, those,who preach can do that all day. Freedom of speech in guaranteed."- Beach bar owner.

[-The Eurasian Empire-]

"What is the largest fascist party in your nation?"
-Emperor Xavier Vonstein

[Lamerika]

"What are some of the most popular sports in Skyhooked?"
-Director of the Lamerikan National Hockey Association

[Skyhooked]

"What is the largest fascist party in your nation?"
-Emperor Xavier Vonstein

"Formerly it was Skyhookedia, a vassal state, which is a cheap knock-off of real Skyhooked. It had it's party, which almost managed to win. But we managed to sabotage it's attempts... without constitutional violations. That vassal attacked us one day, but we managed to beat them and sack their place, bringing it under our control. Right now there are no major fascist parties, since very few Skyhookedinas are pro-fascist."

"What are some of the most popular sports in Skyhooked?"
-Director of the Lamerikan National Hockey Association

"Aside from shootin' range? Some of us like football(the soccer one), some baseball, and some basketball. Ice hockey gathers some folk too, but it's not that popular due to... you know... us living in tropical area."- A bartender in sport themed bar.

[Nua Albain]

"What is the status of Abrahamism (Abrahamic faiths) in Skyhooked?"
- Celtic citizen

[Skyhooked]

"What is the status of Abrahamism (Abrahamic faiths) in Skyhooked?"
- Celtic citizen

"21% of Skyhookedians consider, that they belong to those religions, by approximate statistics, in this group there are 40%-Catholics, 20%Muslims, 15% Ortodox, 10% Judaists and 15% Protestants."- Lower governemnt official.