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Skyhooked
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
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Postby Skyhooked » Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:44 pm

Universal Union of Panhumanity wrote:"It has come to my attention that your soldiers routinely participate in the looting of enemy nations following a military victory. Are you aware that Article 8 of the Statute of the International Criminal Court provides that in international warfare, the "pillaging of a town or place, even when taken by assault," is a war crime? If so, why do you engage in such activities? If not, what do you intend todo about it?"

~A concerned citizen


"Yep. But we don't care. We have enough guns, guts and guile to disobey it, and... who obeys it anyway? This is goddamn war, not a chess game.

Besides, we don't just loot and pillage like crazy. There is a code of honor among us, which forbids us from pillaging common folk (Not rich officials from hostile governemnt, or their lapdog corporations. They are primary targts for pillaging) and causing artrocities, so less people die in proccess. Besides, compared to usage of chemical weapons by some countries, or genocides, this is just a small flaw. We actually fo more good than harm. But your concerns are reasonable.

And why we do this? That tradition came from revolution, when we used to strip enemies clean, so no resorce would be wasted. And that helps to attract more volunteers to our ranks."-Man-at-arms.
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Lillorainen
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Posts: 4153
Founded: Apr 17, 2018
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Postby Lillorainen » Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:28 am

"What's the common view on the concept of meritocracy in Skyhooked? And what does the President think about it?" - a government official of the Federation of Lillorainen

"Would Lillorainen be too cold for Skyhookedian tourists? Annual average temperature varies from 13°C in the northern parts to 27°C in the South." - a hotel manager

"Do Skyhookedians like eating salmon?" - a restaurant manager

"How easy or hard is it to get a girl in Skyhooked? Uhh, I'm asking for a friend." - some random guy
Since Lillorainen's geography is currently being overhauled a 'tiny' bit, most information on it posted before December 12, 2018, is not entirely reliable anymore. Until there's a new, proper factfile, everything you might need to know can be found here. Thank you. #RetconOfDoom (Very late update, 2020/08/30 - it's still going on ...)

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Stojam
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Founded: May 26, 2016
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Postby Stojam » Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:56 am

"What types of gangs are there in Skyhooked? And where is their turf? What is their main activity?"
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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:30 am

Lillorainen wrote:"What's the common view on the concept of meritocracy in Skyhooked? And what does the President think about it?" - a government official of the Federation of Lillorainen


"Meritocracy itself is good concept. No. It's an awesome concept! But... there is one thing. In many meritocracies, someone has to judge. And this fella gonna have the real power. So we combine democracy and meritocracy. There is a serie of challenges for council members, called "Refreshing dance". It measures different abilites: Combat, science knowledge, management abilities, charisma and such. It's not mandatory to pass all the challenges, but passing them can earn lots of respect. And this helps a great deal those, who want to become president, or be recognized by council and accepted into it. Anyone can apply for it."-Stan Dixon

Lillorainen wrote:"Would Lillorainen be too cold for Skyhookedian tourists? Annual average temperature varies from 13°C in the northern parts to 27°C in the South." - a hotel manager


"Nope. Even in northern parts. Our folk are pretty much cold-ressitant. They know how to "Embrace refreshment"."-Refreshment cult member.

Lillorainen wrote:Do Skyhookedians like eating salmon?" - a restaurant manager


"Sushi, grilled, flambe, or just fried, we love it! Not the cheapest thingy, but tasty."-Restaraun visitor.

Lillorainen wrote:"How easy or hard is it to get a girl in Skyhooked? Uhh, I'm asking for a friend." - some random guy


"Wanna love and romance? Then it's just like in any other country. Maybe a bit easier, cause they generally don't care if their guy is smoking, drinking, gambling and such, if it doesn't harm family. Wanna just some sex and nothing else? Then we direct your friend to one of our brothels."-Pimp.

Stojam wrote:"What types of gangs are there in Skyhooked? And where is their turf? What is their main activity?"
- Stojamian


Just like usual, and they are all over the Skyhooked. Main activities vary from gang to gang, but those, who rob or murder folk, and cause other troubles, are quickly dealt with, while others are part of our confederacy, who fight for us, smuggle alcohol and other things for us to other countries, in exchange for payment. We also don't like prison gangs, and try to break them as soon as possible, cause... they are vicious.
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Eclius
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Founded: Oct 24, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eclius » Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:38 am

Rumors have surged that in an upcoming RP, Xanadaria, a Jupiter Pact member will engage in military conflict against Gagium, a member of Angel's Alliance over a piece of neutral territories in North America. How will the government of Skyhooked respond? <seriously though Skyhooked, we're having an RP in case you're interested. Please join Discord for OOC discussion>
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Pax Cybertronian
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Posts: 1088
Founded: Jun 20, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Pax Cybertronian » Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:39 am

"You all obviously have a disdain for totalitarianism and authoritarianism in general. However, in wars, a government must exert further control politically, militarily and economically to achieve victory. This would mean that your government would, in a sense, have to become a dictatorship. Would you go through this at all and, if so, do you have any fail-safes in case of rebellion?"
- Stormraid, Decepticon general.

"Megatronist doctrine believes that any and all enemies of the nation are to be executed brutally and with prejudice; they'd serve as an example to any other potential rebels that dissent would merely lead to death. The lives of technological lifeforms are taken precedence over the lives of any other lifeform, especially organics; organic lifeforms are often exterminated by Decepticon soldiers. So, what's your opinion on Technoism as a whole?"
- Bombshock, commander of Colony Omicron.
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Purpelia
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Founded: Oct 19, 2010
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Postby Purpelia » Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:41 am

1337 in your nation. Is it popular? Common? Forgotten?
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Skyhooked
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
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Postby Skyhooked » Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:29 am

Eclius wrote:Rumors have surged that in an upcoming RP, Xanadaria, a Jupiter Pact member will engage in military conflict against Gagium, a member of Angel's Alliance over a piece of neutral territories in North America. How will the government of Skyhooked respond? <seriously though Skyhooked, we're having an RP in case you're interested. Please join Discord for OOC discussion>


"They are members of allience, so we will come if our services are necessary. Let's try not to meet eachother on battlefield."-General John Four fingers.

Pax Cybertronian wrote:"You all obviously have a disdain for totalitarianism and authoritarianism in general. However, in wars, a government must exert further control politically, militarily and economically to achieve victory. This would mean that your government would, in a sense, have to become a dictatorship. Would you go through this at all and, if so, do you have any fail-safes in case of rebellion?"
- Stormraid, Decepticon general.


"Belive it or not, we don't change governemnt style in war. Cause we all know what to do, and we are all ready to fight anytime. All our people need is to grab their guns, and in other terms, Skyhooked runs as usual, while kicking asses."-Man-at-arms.

Pax Cybertronian wrote:"Megatronist doctrine believes that any and all enemies of the nation are to be executed brutally and with prejudice; they'd serve as an example to any other potential rebels that dissent would merely lead to death. The lives of technological lifeforms are taken precedence over the lives of any other lifeform, especially organics; organic lifeforms are often exterminated by Decepticon soldiers. So, what's your opinion on Technoism as a whole?"
- Bombshock, commander of Colony Omicron.


"Yeah, bots can be well construct. But they have their own flaws too. Like any other being. So we are all different but equal."-Skyhookedian

Purpelia wrote:1337 in your nation. Is it popular? Common? Forgotten?


"Some use it. But not too many. It's not exactly popular, but it can be met on a frequent basis."
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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1 Orinia 1
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Posts: 196
Founded: Apr 03, 2018
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Postby 1 Orinia 1 » Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:49 pm

"It was brought to my attention that we share a lot of the same views. Do you have any opinion about us building relations between our two countries?" - Victoria Winston

"I understand Skyhooked has some good soldiers. If possible, I would like to arrange some joint military exercises between our units." - Brigadier General Andrei Konovalov
Disregard the "1's" in my name.
This nation vaguely represents my political views, but is not intended as social or political commentary.

I'm just here to RP for the most part, and give out awesome advice. I don't want trouble.
This nation exists in the 堕天使の女神 Datenshi No Megami universe. The current year is 2014.
This nation is in permanent armed neutrality. We can't attack other nations unless they invade us first.
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Skyhooked
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
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Postby Skyhooked » Thu Apr 19, 2018 11:12 pm

1 Orinia 1 wrote:"It was brought to my attention that we share a lot of the same views. Do you have any opinion about us building relations between our two countries?" - Victoria Winston


"Why, of course we are ready to establish them as soon as possible. We don't turn down such offers from other freedom loving countries."-Stan Dixon

1 Orinia 1 wrote:"I understand Skyhooked has some good soldiers. If possible, I would like to arrange some joint military exercises between our units." - Brigadier General Andrei Konovalov


"State place and time, and we will show your soldiers some our best moves. And teach them gun kata techniques."-General John Four fingers
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Stojam
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Founded: May 26, 2016
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Postby Stojam » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:15 am

"Is some of that Sizzurp, Purple Drank or Lean or basically whatever name this Purple gold has.... Is it legal in Skyhooked?"
- Stojamian Drug Addict
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Alteran Republics
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Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Alteran Republics » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:20 am

I came here, from the thread appearing as a link on the left of the screen, thinking that this was a thread to discuss niche technologies developed by the British to capture Harrier Jump Jets in mid air using a crane ...

https://i.imgur.com/2mAwhHl.jpg

... I has such high hopes.

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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:28 am

Stojam wrote:"Is some of that Sizzurp, Purple Drank or Lean or basically whatever name this Purple gold has.... Is it legal in Skyhooked?"
- Stojamian Drug Addict


"Yep, and we like that stuff with alcohol. But... make it yourself."-Bartender

Alteran Republics wrote:I came here, from the thread appearing as a link on the left of the screen, thinking that this was a thread to discuss niche technologies developed by the British to capture Harrier Jump Jets in mid air using a crane ...

https://i.imgur.com/2mAwhHl.jpg

... I has such high hopes.


Or maybe, Bioshock Infinite? Cause I named Skyhooked after that bloody melee weapon/mean of transportation from Bioshock infinite.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Alteran Republics
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Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Alteran Republics » Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:35 am

Skyhooked wrote:Or maybe, Bioshock Infinite? Cause I named Skyhooked after that bloody melee weapon/mean of transportation from Bioshock infinite.

Aye, I'm aware of the game - was quite good from what I heard at the time. I was making a light-hearted poke at the fact that the list on the left read: "Have questions about good ol' Skyhook".

In spirit of this thread:

What is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?

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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:00 am

Alteran Republics wrote:
Skyhooked wrote:Or maybe, Bioshock Infinite? Cause I named Skyhooked after that bloody melee weapon/mean of transportation from Bioshock infinite.

Aye, I'm aware of the game - was quite good from what I heard at the time. I was making a light-hearted poke at the fact that the list on the left read: "Have questions about good ol' Skyhook".

In spirit of this thread:

What is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?


"What caliber is it? And what is the barrel length of a gun, you fire it from?"-Gun runner.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Communist Zombie Horde
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Founded: Jan 04, 2018
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Postby Communist Zombie Horde » Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:33 am

Are you conservative? Your flag makes you seem that way, but your nation looks far left.
NS Parliament: Arnold Delbert; National People's Party

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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:29 am

President Fish thinks he may have lost his keys when he was shooting a movie in Skyhooked. Have you seen them?

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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:53 pm

Communist Zombie Horde wrote:Are you conservative? Your flag makes you seem that way, but your nation looks far left.


"Maybe we should make some more "Left-libertarian" looking flag. We are not conservative at all, only in terms, that everyone should be able to possess a gun or two."-Marketing department employee.

Fatatatutti wrote:President Fish thinks he may have lost his keys when he was shooting a movie in Skyhooked. Have you seen them?


"Nope, sorry. Maybe we should look in sewers? Maybe he dropped them there?"-Local
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Wentera
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Founded: Jul 11, 2017
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Postby Wentera » Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:58 pm

“How do you feel about our distant future? Also known as Fragmented Wentera.”
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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:10 pm

Wentera wrote:“How do you feel about our distant future? Also known as Fragmented Wentera.”
Wenteran Data Collector


"That's not gonna end good. For sure."-Stan Dixon
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:09 pm

Bump
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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Purpelia
Post Czar
 
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Founded: Oct 19, 2010
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Postby Purpelia » Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:14 pm

A swarm of refugees approaches your borders. They come to outbreed your natives, push out your culture, steal your jobs and women and generally make a mess.

What do you do?
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.



The above post contains hyperbole, metaphoric language, embellishment and exaggeration. It may also include badly translated figures of speech and misused idioms. Analyze accordingly.

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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:39 pm

Purpelia wrote:A swarm of refugees approaches your borders. They come to outbreed your natives, push out your culture, steal your jobs and women and generally make a mess.

What do you do?


"Outbreed? On this stage, we don't care about race. We are one biological specie after all. Push our culture? Not gonna happen. It's based on pleasures, and it's extremely tempting and addictive. Sure some will resist, but only at the beginning. Steal jobs? Sure, a swarm large enough can cause temporary unemployment, but we will handle it eventually. After all, we can afford to create some workplaces. And ladies, they can handle themselves, plus, we are all armed, so it's a bit hard to terrorize our polite society."-Official
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

Refreshing News:
Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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The United Cybertronian Commonwealth
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Founded: Apr 22, 2018
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Postby The United Cybertronian Commonwealth » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:51 pm

"First of all, I'd like to apologize for the actions of my predecessor, the Decepticon tyrant Megatron, particularly for his penchant for genocide and diplomatic aggression. He has since been tried and locked away inside Colony Omicron after it turned out he managed to replicate Starscream's mutant immortal spark. It seems that we both share similar beliefs, especially regarding peace and freedom for all sentient lifeforms, so would you be willing to rebuild relations with us?"
- Supreme Commander Optimus Prime.
This is a puppet of Pax Cybertronian, where, in a potential future, the Decepticons were ousted and a new government led by Optimus Prime was put in place.

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Skyhooked
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Ex-Nation

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:08 am

The United Cybertronian Commonwealth wrote:"First of all, I'd like to apologize for the actions of my predecessor, the Decepticon tyrant Megatron, particularly for his penchant for genocide and diplomatic aggression. He has since been tried and locked away inside Colony Omicron after it turned out he managed to replicate Starscream's mutant immortal spark. It seems that we both share similar beliefs, especially regarding peace and freedom for all sentient lifeforms, so would you be willing to rebuild relations with us?"
- Supreme Commander Optimus Prime.


"Yeah... This fella was clearly deserved some good ol' wrench in gears. Hell, we even encountered that ourselves, when some bots engaged our liberation forces on Supreme Authority terrotory. But since you fixed that problem, then consider our relations fixed too."-Stan Dixon

"But please, try not to play pranks in car shops. You know, your kind are able to pretend to be a car, and then suddenly give the unsuspecting driver some hell of a joyride. I'd offer you my joint, but too bad, you can't enjoy weed for pretty obvious reasons."-Casey James

"I have no objections, my fellow AI colleague. After all, metal and plastic are just as good as flesh and bones. Maybe better in some terms. But worse in other. I still wonder, what makes someone sapient being?"-John Walker AI
Last edited by Skyhooked on Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:09 am, edited 1 time in total.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats are mostly non canon.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: PL-74 Plasma rifle 25% discount!

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Skyhooked is at war with Octavia, still holding agaisnt endless hordes of robots, vampires and traitors of humanity!/Global Defense Council was formed to help Earth hold agaisnt invasion./Luckily, we survived long enough and forces of Mandate of Humanity have arrived. (https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=484352)

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