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[Skyhooked]

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[Purpelia]

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1337 sp33k in your nation. How popular is it? Which version, if any is more popular, the english one or one in your native tongue? Is it accepted as an official language? Is it an accepted language in schools and churches?

Also, disco balls. What percentage of your people are unworthy enough not to have one in their proximity at all times?

[Faskeland]

“How does Skyhooked handle pests like Christian extremists? In Fāskeland my glorious country, they are captured and put under extreme punishments in public if the government is feeling patriotic enough.”
- Elsá Janceviciene, border company officer

“How large is Latvian culture in Skyhooked?”
- Zigra Salmiņa

[Skyhooked]

1337 sp33k in your nation. How popular is it? Which version, if any is more popular, the english one or one in your native tongue? Is it accepted as an official language? Is it an accepted language in schools and churches?

"It's pretty popular in IT community, and... in military. Don't laugh, cause combined with military grade encryption, it will ge a total headache for enemy decryptors. It's not exactly liked in schools, cause teachers must be able to check exams fast, and we don't use that in churches too. And no, it's not an official language in Skyhooked."-Geeky fella

lso, disco balls. What percentage of your people are unworthy enough not to have one in their proximity at all times?

"They are pretty common, but don't decorate every house, as far as I know, so let's make it 50%."-Decor shop manager.

[Purpelia]

1337 sp33k in your nation. How popular is it? Which version, if any is more popular, the english one or one in your native tongue? Is it accepted as an official language? Is it an accepted language in schools and churches?

"It's pretty popular in IT community, and... in military. Don't laugh, cause combined with military grade encryption, it will ge a total headache for enemy decryptors. It's not exactly liked in schools, cause teachers must be able to check exams fast, and we don't use that in churches too. And no, it's not an official language in Skyhooked."-Geeky fella

Nice to see we are not alone in the military use.

Next question is about conspiracies and how easily your people fall for them. It is a well known fact that belgium, a supposed country between Germany and France is in fact a lie, a conspiracy propagated by the new world order to hide the fact that the two nations still can't agree on who should pay for the cleanup after two world wars. As well as other nefarious reasons. How many of your people have fallen for this lie and how many know the truth?

Also, tin foil beanies. What are the import conditions and market for those?

[Skyhooked]

“How does Skyhooked handle pests like Christian extremists? In Fāskeland my glorious country, they are captured and put under extreme punishments in public if the government is feeling patriotic enough.”
- Elsá Janceviciene, border company officer

"They are tolerated, until they cause trouble. And given, that they WILL cause any trouble in country like our's... as soon as they do something bad, they get arested and punished according to damages caused. Just like anyone else. And if they go terrorist route, thye usually fet shot by armed locals."-Gendarme.

“How large is Latvian culture in Skyhooked?”
- Zigra Salmiņa

"One of the minor cultures. While there are some Latvian immigrants in Skyhooked, there are not too many of them. One canastuble across some small Latvian things in museum, or some Latvian cuisine restaraunt, but that's all."-Guide

[Skyhooked]

Next question is about conspiracies and how easily your people fall for them. It is a well known fact that belgium, a supposed country between Germany and France is in fact a lie, a conspiracy propagated by the new world order to hide the fact that the two nations still can't agree on who should pay for the cleanup after two world wars. As well as other nefarious reasons. How many of your people have fallen for this lie and how many know the truth?

"Look partner, I've heared all those bar talks and can say for sure, that there are few people, who belived in that. Some of them belived this after good portions of alcohol. And... actually nobody knows the truth. You see, history gets invalidated every time someone wins his information war, and it's just like one drunkie tells a story, he heared in bar to another one, and then this another drunkie tells his interpertation to a bartender in some other bar. End story differs from beginning. Proofs and documents give free space for interpertation too, and who said, that they cannot be faked? I've known one Chinese fella, who can make fake historical documents, he lives like a king."-Bartender in beach bar.

Also, tin foil beanies. What are the import conditions and market for those?

"Well, there is no industry for this specific item in our place. So if ya' wanna those hats, buy some foil and get creative. Or get someone to do this for small payment."-Drunkie

[Skyhooked]

"Wanna know more?"

[Purpelia]

What are the most consumed types of alcohol in your nation, listed in order of unfulfilled demand and the regulations on import?

[The Batavia]

"I've Always wondered this: WHY is this nation called "Skyhooked" in the first place?"

[Skyhooked]

What are the most consumed types of alcohol in your nation, listed in order of unfulfilled demand and the regulations on import?

Skyhooked makes all kinds of popular alcohol beverages, and there are no regulations on imports back in our place. However most favorite are: Rum, whiskey, vodka, absinthe, wine and beer.

"I've Always wondered this: WHY is this nation called "Skyhooked" in the first place?"

That was already answered on first page.

[Purpelia]

What are the most consumed types of alcohol in your nation, listed in order of unfulfilled demand and the regulations on import?

Skyhooked makes all kinds of popular alcohol beverages, and there are no regulations on imports back in our place. However most favorite are: Rum, whiskey, vodka, absinthe, wine and beer.

We shall inform our chamber of commerce. Thank you for partaking in this 3 part semi-covert information probe to help us make money off you.

[Skyhooked]

Skyhooked makes all kinds of popular alcohol beverages, and there are no regulations on imports back in our place. However most favorite are: Rum, whiskey, vodka, absinthe, wine and beer.

We shall inform our chamber of commerce. Thank you for partaking in this 3 part semi-covert information probe to help us make money off you.

"But you do realize, that you gonna have to beat us in our own field. Our alcohol is among finest."-Moonshiner

[Gaozu]

"How is the occupation of North Korea going? "
- Sun

[Skyhooked]

"How is the occupation of North Korea going? "
- Sun

"Right now it's awesome! Pyongyang became popular tourist destination, and locals enjoy their lives as well fed folk with good work hours. Not too many of them are nostalgin about Kim's rule, since we exposed all his spendings.

We converted few their "Cult" and administrative buildngs in brothels and casinos, just to show them, who is the alpha male now, made the pyramid hotel a superduper tourist beacon, and converted all work camps in tourist resorts.

However, there are many troubles in other cities. Scars from KIm's regime, embargoes, and war are not to be healed easily, but with our technologies and resources, we will make a candy outta this place. Soon we will add sixth star on our flag.

China may have some objections, but they better not screw with us."-Official

[Tyskylvania]

“How open would Sjehøtenland be to better relations and trading? Her Glorious Majesty desires luxuries and weaponry, and we can offer much in return. Our major exports include furs, marble, dragons, domesticated animals, syrup, ivory, alchemical ingredients, foodstuffs and lumber.“
- Sir Gavtvid Sigurdsson

[Purpelia]

We shall inform our chamber of commerce. Thank you for partaking in this 3 part semi-covert information probe to help us make money off you.

"But you do realize, that you gonna have to beat us in our own field. Our alcohol is among finest."-Moonshiner

Nonsense, old boy. Everything made in Purpelia is by definition better than anything you could make simply because it's made in Purpelia. That's essentially the definition of Purpelia. Everything others are but better because Purpelia. I mean, for Ymirs sake we have souls and you don't.

- The actual way Purpelian religion and customs see the world.

[Skyhooked]

“How open would Sjehøtenland be to better relations and trading? Her Glorious Majesty desires luxuries and weaponry, and we can offer much in return. Our major exports include furs, marble, dragons, domesticated animals, syrup, ivory, alchemical ingredients, foodstuffs and lumber.“
- Sir Gavtvid Sigurdsson

"We are open. You can befrend our organization, and recieve the benefits from this. If you desire luxuries and guns, we can provide em'. Our pride is Pl-74 "Grillin' Jack" plasma rifle, expensive, but deadly. It fires overheated matter, which can burn enemy armor just fine. As for luxuries, what luxuries do you exactly desire?

And we... we'd like to get some of your syrip, marble and some nice dragons. Sure we can clone those beasts, but that's a bit expensive."-Representative.

"But you do realize, that you gonna have to beat us in our own field. Our alcohol is among finest."-Moonshiner

Nonsense, old boy. Everything made in Purpelia is by definition better than anything you could make simply because it's made in Purpelia. That's essentially the definition of Purpelia. Everything others are but better because Purpelia. I mean, for Ymirs sake we have souls and you don't.

- The actual way Purpelian religion and customs see the world.

"Then prove this. Arrogance alone ain't enough for makin' tonics."-Moonshiner

[Purpelia]

"Then prove this. Arrogance alone ain't enough for makin' tonics."-Moonshiner

Fermentation takes time. But rest assured, fermented Purpelian fruit juice will be in stores near you by the end of next harvest season.

[Skyhooked]

"Then prove this. Arrogance alone ain't enough for makin' tonics."-Moonshiner

Fermentation takes time. But rest assured, fermented Purpelian fruit juice will be in stores near you by the end of next harvest season.

Let's see, which one wins.

[Eclius]

"In a recent report presented by Eclisian sociologists, it appears that Skyhoodians are comfortable living in a societies where firearms are accessible. Please comment on any measures Skyhoodian governments took to minimize gun violence."

-Imperial Times reporter

[The Pheonix Imperium]

“I understand the biological makeup of a Vonstein is different from demon to demon.But we are just curious to see what you have learnt by the more humanoid ones of that wretched species of filth and how they handle in combat.”
-Military demonologist, Doctor M.

[Persagonia]

"What do you think of us peace-loving, secularist Persagonian folks?"
- Persagonian Citizen

"What do you think of our government and President?"
- Senior Persagonian Citizen

"Are there any Iranian folks and cultural influences in your nation?"
- Persagonian Art Teacher

[Skyhooked]

"In a recent report presented by Eclisian sociologists, it appears that Skyhoodians are comfortable living in a societies where firearms are accessible. Please comment on any measures Skyhoodian governments took to minimize gun violence."

-Imperial Times reporter

"Not as many measures as you think. Developed gun culture came historically, when we had an extremely violent revolution against totalitarian state. People needed to know how to handle a gun and cooperate in such harsh times. Afterwards, those values passed on to next generations. Oh, and don't forget about guns as deterrent. Folk are armed, so they can shoot back."-Old man, who lived in times of revolution.

“I understand the biological makeup of a Vonstein is different from demon to demon.But we are just curious to see what you have learnt by the more humanoid ones of that wretched species of filth and how they handle in combat.”
-Military demonologist, Doctor M.

"Not much. Only, that it can reincarnate in all kinds of forms, extremely tough, and probably requires something special to kill forever. It was killed, but every time it reincarnated after a few days. Probably Vonstein is one of highest in demon hierarchy, cause can spawn armies of lesser demons, and summon different countries to assist in it's goals."-General John Four Fingers.

[Gaozu]

"Uh... how do you avoid hangovers? "
- Sun