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"Shut the f--k up, Donny!"
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with the
Jesus Pony!"
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CURRENT PETITION RESULTS
The petition to outlaw the Capitalism Now! Party has been going on for a few days. The petition, at time of writing, has 8 million signatures. That means that the current percentage of the population calling for the outlawing of the CNP is 20% of the required 70%. The petition still has plenty of time to accumulate enough of the population's signatures.
Many foreign nations are either speaking out against the petition or in support of it. 46 have answered in a poll that the Valgoran government should outlaw the CNP at 70% signatures, 10 are for increasing the 70% to 90% which is also an attainable goal, and 66 have said that Valgora should not outlaw the CNP even if 100% of the population signs the petition.
"LEADER" OF THE CNP ADMITTED TO HOSPITAL
Over the weekend, the "leader" of the Capitalism Now! Party was admitted to the hospital. The doctors report that Yrkill Mathiasson has a concussion and has lost several teeth. He apparently got into a tavern brawl at the Sem Drukkinn Úlfur.
The tavern keeper said that Yrkill got into an argument with a man. Then, Yrkill began insulting the man for being a commie before escalating to insulting the fact that the man's brother had died during the revolution. The man then sent a right hook into Yrkill's jaw knocking teeth out, bruising Yrkill's jaw, and causing him to suffer a concussion.
An ambulance came and took Yrkill to the hospital where he is now receiving treatment.


