NationStates

1. Weapons



2. Beautiful Women




3. Castles

Crime, Drugs, and Gambling.

Freedom, diversity, and openness.

1. Worshipping a talking bear and sacrificing people to said bear in very horrifying ways.
2. The dictator being absolutely power crazy due to being both the leader of the country and the above cult, making their servants and advisors refer to them as "Master", ordering civilians bow down and worship them, acting like a stereotypical cartoon villain at times, and executing people who dare defy them Maximillion Robespierre style.
3. The bears and forests.
4. The police brutality. The cops love to beat people up.
5. The nationalism and militarism. Also they have this obsession with warfare and almost everyone in the nation knows some kind of self defense and can use a gun.
6. Soyousians being infatuated by veterans and police to the point where you're more likely to get a date there if you are one because those uniforms are very stylish. They have a thing for leather, okay?
7. Soyousians being very romantic, and clingy to the point where they will only marry you if they really really love you (to be fair divorce is illegal so they kinda have to choose wisely), and if you break up with them chances are they will stalk you and probably kill you. Isn't that adorable?
8. How they have never had an issue with the LGBT in their entire history and will give you strange looks if you have a problem with them.
9. The youth group dedicated to glorifying the leader. Heil Skitty Turnabout.

great beaches, horrid economy, and a weird pagan religion

Banning protests and arresting protesters preemptively under the grounds that they could be terrorists
Defeating the Global Neorevolutionary Army in 2118
Leading human space colonization in the Sol system
Taking over the world over the course of fifty years
Promoting human rights and LGBT protections
Corrupt peacekeepers raping civilians and infecting them with cholera

Food, historical sites, feudal titles, architecture, and a giant-ass military.

List

1.) 1984 Orwellian style extreme dictatorship
2.) Male chauvinism (male domination and control over women in their lives)
3.) Elite chauvinism (domination and complete control over the poor by the rich elites)
4.) Slavery & that white people from Western European origins are the dominant race and all others are inferior.

Our big-ass gun turret.

We are most famous for our bombproof cars, which are frequently remarked upon by tourists and foreign diplomats.

The United Federation of Interstellar Planets is best known for many things - being an alliance of different species, all treated as equal citizens; advanced technology; its starships randomly appearing in other people's territory and claiming to be on 'five year missions'; refusing to involve itself in the affairs of other nations, but then secretly arming them if they quite like them; claiming to be a utopian, post-scarcity paradise, and refusing to believe that its outer colonies languish under resource shortages and organised crime; and attempting to expand through what some in the past have called 'diplomatic imperialism'.

USS Monitor wrote:Our big-ass gun turret.

I thought that was a cheesebox?

A non-existent crime rate and full democracy.

- Freedom, social anarchist views, and complete lack of social norms and etiquette.
- Glaciers, ice, forests, and lonely, desolate landscapes.
- Friendly, bubbly, open-minded populace.
- Strange cuisine, and obesity.
- A tiny military that is mostly there to protect the wildlife and tribal lands.
- Experimental music and arts.

Interstellar Planets wrote:

USS Monitor wrote:Our big-ass gun turret.

I thought that was a cheesebox?

You were misinformed.

Freedom, Freedom, and...

NO, YOU MAY NOT OPEN A DAMNED CAPITALIST CENTER OF UNFAIRNESS AND HATRED!!! YOU WILL NOT ABUSE THE LOWER CLASSES YOU CAPITALIST DOGS!

The magic (and the government based on it), the environment and maybe the fact that there is no cultural or traditional discrimination against LGBT people, as well as traditional recognition of nonbinary genders.

Low taxes, door-to-door insurance sales, uranium mining, and rudeness

Nutella wrote:Low taxes, door-to-door insurance sales, uranium mining, and rudeness

And here I thought it was known for its creamy texture and delicious hazelnut flavor...

Being an 'accidental authoritarian' nation, long range laser weapons, and our army's gay bombs.

Guns, beer, freedom, Prussia, science, Kaiser, badass armed forces, playing prussian marches at earrape volume at 7 in the morning

The ISCA wrote:Corrupt peacekeepers raping civilians and infecting them with cholera

I will assume rape whistles are a common buy.

We are known for pineapple upside-down cake, submarines, duck-and-fish movies, beaches, etc.

We're known for being the most technologically advanced country on Earth, since 1969. Not that we won't sell our tech to other nations for the right price, of course.

Cars, weed, persistent police forces, and good looking women with fine booties.

TOTALITARIANISM

And the fact that a third of our population is in our military