In our Nation , the Theocracy of Umaristan , we teach our children religious values which will help them get along fine in this world , and get admitted to heaven in the next. In our schools our children are taught to be better human beings so as to please God. Our schools do not give homework becoz we do not believe in too much studying at home. But other breaches of discipline invite SERIOUS punishment such as caning , 50 push-ups , etc. If any student shows talent and fortitude in any subject , we sponsor him so he can achieve the top expertise in that subject , thus serving God and Nation better.
The schools rely upon a triad of disciplinary techniques, composed of: corporal punishment, detention, and suspension in which the student is sent to an alternative school in the case of serious crimes (like seriously injuring a classmate, selling drugs, or long term repetition of smaller offenses).
Cobhanglica's top officials President: George Rockwell Sec. of Foreign Relations: Martin Lansing Sec. of Defense: General James Arnold Sec. of Trade: Henry Ford Smith
My Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: 4.25 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 4.72
by Umaristan » Mon May 03, 2010 3:16 am