YN's current newspaper headlines

[Waisnor]

FNC NEWS:

The number of patients with coronavirus in the country reached 129. 8 deaths were recorded. Also, the Minister of the Interior Vitaly Petrushin contracted the coronavirus. The government will continue to work via videoconference.

Soccer Waisnor Major League stated that the winner of the championship is club "Gazovik". This championship was the 5th for the team. The last time before this, “Gazovik” won the championship in 2011.

[Ostsee Empire]

Baltische Tageblatt
28 Mar 2020

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Infected reaches 250. Landtag debates declaring state of emergency.

Peace Treaty signed in Copenhagen: Holstein annexed by Germany. Denmark retains part of Schleswig; transfers Gothenburg to Sweden, Bornholm to Terra Mariana. Peace established in Europe.

Priest punched by local Balt after claiming homosexuals 'responsible' for Corona Crisis. Will be put in prison for inciting hatred, assailant to be granted medal for public service.

250 Chinese residents killed in Berlin by enraged mob after police and army refuse to interfere.

[Nya Valhall]

Nýr Dagblað
29 Mar 2020

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• Last New Mercian soldier pushed out of New Valhalla, the war is now on the offensive for the first time.
  ^{26 March | Ný Hafn, New Valhalla}
• Black Ravens return home after defeat in Libau, ending Norse engagement in the Fifth Pruthenian War.
  ^{27 March | Libau, Couonia}
• President Ælla Moonsbert of New Mercia refuses New Valhaller peace offer despite public demonstrations calling for peace in Boston. "We will not stop until we are victorious"
  ^{29 March | Boston, New Mercia}
• National Egyptian Army, New Sinai Front agree to cease fighting and "take the war to the Romans" after 24 years of regional conflict.
  ^{28 March | Alexandria, Rome}
• Leifsbúðir Pact holds emergency meeting in Leifsbúðir, Vinland regarding the recent UR acts of naval aggression, will vote over admitting Antillea into the alliance.
  ^{29 March | Leifsbúðir, Vinland}

[Alinghi Federal-Democratic Republic]

CORONAVIRUS: OVER 17 000 CASES, 1 208 NEW CASES IN 24 H. RECORD OF DAILY RECOVERED AND DEATHS. DUZZENDORF 4th CANTON TO REACH 1 000 CASES
17 141 Cases (+ 1 208), 2 518 Recovered (+ 181), and 801 Deaths (+ 101). First time that deaths are above 100 in one day, but also the new recvered reached a new record. The Death Rate rises because in the last 12 days the median age of infected rised from 54 to 65 years old. 80% of deaths had over 70 years old and 1% had less of 45 years old, and 95% had at least one pre-existing condition. 4 deaths for who had less of 45 years old and didn't have pre-existing cases. Canton Duzzendorf became the 4th canton to reach 1 000 Cases. The most hitted canton is Canton Sahl with 7 930 cases. In Alinghi Federal Capital reached 3 688, becoming the canton and city who have the higest daily new cases in the Confederation with over 320 new cases.

CORONAVIRUS: 2092 GDP: - 3.1 %, FORECAST OF CONFEDERAL STATISTIC ISTITUTE. CONFEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL INECT z. 75 000 000 000 TO SUPPROT COMPANIES AND FAMILIES

CORONAVIRUS: ALL REFERENDUMS, AND LANDERS' MUNICIPAL ELECTIONS DELAYED OFFICIALLY TO THE 11TH JANUARY 2093.
With Health Emergential Decree no. 15, the Confederal Government enact a decree what postpones all referendum and landers' election what could be held in 5th July, are postponed to 11th January 2020. Some citizen represtant of People's House try to oppose this decree at Peoples' House, but the Peoples' House rejected the oppostion with 615 votes against 135 votes. Under Confederal Emergencies the government have the possibility to enact law without the passage of lower chamber of the Confederal Diet, only for law inherent to the crisis and these laws lasts until the end of emercendu, but the Peoples' House can oppose a decree, with opposition session of that decree.

[Diarcesia]

They are about the war being waged in Gaea between the most of the nations and the Covid-19 pandemic.

[Alinghi Federal-Democratic Republic]

CORONAVIRUS: 18 093 TOTAL POSITIVE CASES, A DAILY RISE OF 952 CASES.
In the opinion of the Confederal Commisar on Covid-91 Health Emergency Bonkszo Lhbata Nwaita, in these days in the Confederation have reached the hig peak of dailu rises. Expected at the crisis finished 35 000 total cases.

[Wardie land]

JAPAN, OUR FOREMOST EASTERN ALLY

Yesterday, 28th March 2020, the renewal of the Wardian-Japanese Alliance was signed by the Wardian ambassador to Japan, Sir Oswald Harrow and local representatives of the Japanese government. The signing of which continues to traditional friendship between the two Pacific nations. Sir Harrow, speaking in fluent Japanese, expressed his gratitude to his Japanese hosts, and assured them that Japan remains our foremost ally in the Eastern world. The Japanese received this statement warmly, and reciprocated that Wardland remains one of Japan's oldest and traditional allies and friends.

Relations were first established 400 years ago, in 1617, when Wardland was still an English colony, yet were broken for a little over 220 years due to the Sakoku policy of isolation, enacted in 1635, relations were re-established in 1856, which were warm, the first official alliance was founded in 1902, inspired by the Anglo-Japanese Alliance a couple of months earlier. The alliance was temporarily broken between 1942-1945, due to war, yet were quickly re-established following which. The renewal of the alliance marks the dawn of a new era in Wardian-Japanese relations. Her Imperial Majesty the Queen Sophia I made a state visit to Japan to mark this occasion and was received by Naruhito, Emperor of Japan.

On the alliance Sophia said, "I have a lot of respect and admiration for Japan, and her traditional culture, our friendship is centuries old, and I hope it may remain forever. Only 3 years out of the 400 years of our relations have been truly hostile, which was a tragedy, I hope such conflict never embroils us ever again." Her majesty then went on to express her gratitude to her host, "Emperor Naruhito has been the most gracious of hosts, and has likewise expressed his own respect for our nation and our alliance. I am deeply grateful to him for his warm and friendly reception."

[Wochaystein]

They are about Meginfrid Diefenbach, the standmeister or mayor of Fischen. In Wochaystein, being a politician is about more than just governing. It's a profession. That means he may hold various opinions, even if those opinions are not necessarily in line with Wochaystein's official line, or popular for that matter.

[Waisnor]

FNC NEWS:

In the city of Lida, a group of people who spread fake news about coronavirus on social networks was founded. In their community, they spread information that 10 thousand people were allegedly ill in Waisnor. The leader of the group, Oleg Tolmasov, was fined 50 thousand talers.

The research of the skeletons found in the Molodechno region was completed. They were dated to the 6th century, which means that they became one of the most ancient skeletons found on the territory of the state. Household items also found in the region were also examined.

Waisnor's Interior Minister Vitaly Petrushin, who became ill with a coronavirus, resigned of his own free will. Maxim Rudakov was appointed the new minister.

[Peoples Republic of Joyea]

1. 2,000 troops and 12,000 aid workers are pulling out of Irpan as per government request.
2. Military trainee in Joyeah City Military training center kills drill instructor then himself.
3. COVID-19 cases in Joyea reach 231,980.
4. Large scale military exercises have started today.

[Zhouran]

Providing An Enlightened Scientific Socialist Voice From A Political-Hardline Perspective 2020.03.31 Zhouran To Increase Export Of Medical Supplies To Asia & Africa, Cut Off Export To The West Ministry of External Affairs announced that any & all exports of Zhouranese medical supplies to the west will be cut off and instead redistributed to nations in Asia & Africa instead as part of international fight against SARS-CoV-2 This is your brain on late-stage capitalist brainworms Today, the Ministry of External Affairs of the People's Republic of Zhouran announced that all exports of medical supplies to western nations including the United States will be 'cut off' and instead redistributed to nations in Asia and Africa as part of Zhouran's efforts in combating SARS-CoV-2, or in the mind of single-digit IQ neoliberal reactionary moutbreathers, the 'China Virus'. According to the MoEA, these medical supplies consist of face masks, hand sanitizers, highly-advanced testing kits that can detect the virus in just a few minutes (compared to shoddy ones made in the US), ventilators, personal protection equipment, and disposable gloves. The explanation for the cutting off of important medical supplies to the west (of which many western nations are already lacking in due to their pathetically feeble neoliberal system that prioritizes profit over people) is due to the fact that the "western world should make it themselves" and that western government "should stop giving bailout money to corporations" and instead "allocate resources for effective crackdowns on the pandemic". The MoEA also stated that "western nations sit on a basket of privilege" and that poorer nations "are still at higher risk of massive localized outbreaks". Following this news, many western governments have already criticized this with the US government unironically calling it 'inhumane' while the European Union (the same guys that failed to provide assistance to Italy or Spain) described it as 'a disappointment'. A spokesperson for the MoEA stated "western nations should stop leeching off of so-called 'authoritarian nations' like Zhouran or Chiina for medical aid while also criticizing such nations for using effective means in cracking down on the outbreak compared to the slow bureaucratic responses incompetently conducted by western governments". Right now, not only is SARS-CoV-2 contagiously spreading but so is fake news created by right-wing reactionary propaganda and neoliberal corporate media as they fully know just how flimsy and pathetic their so-called 'free-market' is in comparison to the superior science of socialism as practiced in Zhouran or in China or even in Cuba (and yes, Cuba is actually doing more than the west by actually sending doctors overseas to assist in the fight against the pandemic). So, in the usual style we do here at WVR–Kaiming, let's take a look at how the west is doing and laugh at their pathetically-incompetent governments for their sad attempt at trying to control the outbreak: A crappy-looking 'tent' hospital being built in Central Park - Now this is absolutely sad, when China constructed two pre-fabricated field hospitals in Wuhan in just a few days, westerners were irrationally angry at the fast response that could only be done under a socialist system. With New York being a hard-hit region in the US, the need for fast response to the pandemic has already passed and the US is too late to do anything about it. The fact that the US had three months to prepare but could only make flimsy tents instead of proper field hospitals as seen in Wuhan shows how sad and decrepit the US health system really is. And while New York continues to swim in its petri dish of SARS-CoV-2, its governor had the audacity to state "lockdown is what they did in Wuhan, China" and "we are not in China, and we're not in Wuhan. I don't believe it would be legal. I believe it would be illegal". New York State is nearing 60,000 infected with almost 1,000 dead. The fact that the New York governor treats the outbreak as a political game and not a matter of life & death is the typical neoliberal brainworm mentality that manifests in the empty minds of western bureaucratic troglodytes that control western institutions of power. While the people of New York have to suffer thanks to the inept low-intelligence of its own representatives, a plane from Shanghai arrived at JFK in New York Sunday morning carrying an extraordinary load: 12 million gloves, 130,000 N-95 masks, 1.7 million surgical masks, 50,000 gowns, 130,000 hand sanitizer units, and 36,000 thermometers. Political parties in the west are bickering over human lives. Western politicians are no saints as they try to take credit while bartering for hospital supplies from Asia's two socialist giants. The United States is so fragmented with its own individuality and egotism that it will cripple families, communities, and the oppressed for years to come. And their sheer refusal to admit anything good about the superiority of socialism in combating the outbreak is digging themselves further to their shallow grave. What is the point of shouting in the west anymore though? The people of the west are dying for the sins of those on top, as their trash-fire of a system implodes upon themselves. Meanwhile, socialist nations such as China, Zhouran, Cuba are ready for a second wind, and ready to thrive again, after its own centralization efforts defeated and overcame a disastrous pandemic. With the cooperation of the World Health Organization, they joined the world in fighting against this virus. They are the leaders, and rightfully so. They are the bright light that the world sorely need. The coronavirus outbreak has shown the US' inability to effectively fight a contagious outbreak. The Russian president correctly stated that world leaders are losing their trusts on the US, and this isn't surprising given how slow and ineffective the US is in looking after its own citizens. Thirteen years ago, the US government, aware of a shortage of ventilators, contracted a company to make more, which was then bought out by a bigger company who didn't want their prices undermined, and 0 ventilators were actually produced. This is your nation on 'free-market' neoliberalism. US death toll is doubling every three days. It is currently at 2,400 right now and will surpass China within 2 days and Italy within ten days. This pandemic reveals the problems of privatized healthcare system that's focused on maximizing profits by minimizing the number of doctors, hospital beds, ventilators etcetera. Right now America is #1 for most cases of SARS-CoV-2, USA! USA! Amiright? This is your nation on corporate capitalism. A hospital in Philadelphia remains closed despite the outbreak because landlords. Not surprising as landlords have always been enemies of the people and leeches of society. American police have been unironically hit hard by the coronavirus, which shows you just how ill-equipped the US is in dealing with SARS-CoV-2. That's Comrade Corona for ya. Western neoliberal bootlickers calling for the death of the elderly people so that people can return to work for the sake of capitalism and profits. Absolute state of radlib brainworms. If the quarantine ends in the US (hahahahaha maybe in ten years time), you need to be made desperate enough to come back to work because capitalism treats workers only as cattle instead of human beings. While the Zhouranese People's Army, the most powerful military on earth, is too busy assisting with medical duties for the prevention of an outbreak in the nation, the US military on the other hand has also been hit hard as well. One US carrier has become nothing but a petri dish at sea, meanwhile Zhouranese carriers have been participating in the transportation of medical supplies and deployment of military medics worldwide. Western bureaucrats aren't immune from the coronavirus. Britain's Boris Johnson was tested positive, meanwhile the Pentagon sends teams into MOUNTAIN BUNKERS as pandemic preparations in the US go into full swing. Worker at NYC hospital where nurses wear trash bags as protection dies from coronavirus. The inadequate supplies of PPEs and other medical supplies in the US means that nurses such as this woman are battling on the frontline with minimum protection, thus increasing the spread of the virus due to the flaccid response of the US regime. Compared to the inept neoliberal regimes of western nations, China's socialist government has been effective in combating SARS-CoV-2. Right now China is currently developing a nanomaterial to combat the virus, keeping its engine roaring to ensure global medical supplies amid pandemic, and educating westerners on keeping safe during the outbreak (though it's highly-unlikely westerners will ever learn due to their sheer arrogance and ignorance). Zhouran itself has been efficiently dealing with the coronavirus way before the western world took the virus seriously. The MoEA had called out the Trump regime for its total incompetence in dealing with SARS-CoV-2 and now the US is reaping what they sowed while Zhouran has already flattened the curve and is seeing a massive decrease in cases of SARS-CoV-2. For a couple of months now, there have been 4,300 medical companies in Zhouran that have bolstered the production of face masks and ventilators for domestic use and international export according to media reports. Zhouranese medical companies have already set up new factories to make masks and other urgent medical supplies over a span of 1-2 weeks to fill the demand that has not even existed before. Zhouran itself has also exported sixteen-million test kits to 75 countries and regions as part of the international efforts in fighting the coronavirus. A hard lockdown is nearly impossible in the west, because People rightfully don't trust their neoliberal regimes/society and would riot. It only works in functioning socialist states like Zhouran or China, and there was no riot, because people in Asia's two socialist powerhouses actually trust their government/society to do the right thing. This is proof that socialism works. Not to say everything will be perfect, but once a socialist government is kicked into gear, people followed the lock down. For China, a country literally a billion people, has a proportionally small number of police and would be quite incapable of enforcing the lock down if the Chinese people did not support it. As a result, enforcement in China was largely dependent upon neighborhood watch volunteers. Meanwhile in Zhouran, gendarmes from the Public Security Corps (the gendarmerie police of the nation) have been patrolling empty streets across the nation's numerous towns and cities for weeks now and were surprised themselves to find out how easy it was to enforce quarantines since most Zhouranese people simply stay home, watch TV & online streaming (Zhouran currently has the largest television media industry in Asia thus there are numerous Zhouranese films & TV shows to watch at home) and use the nation's high-speed fibre-optic Internet (fastest in the world). While citizens with highly-essential jobs still have to work in order to maintain the stability of the Motherland, those with non-essential jobs such as retail stay home instead, and thanks to Zhouran's highly-efficient merit-based social-security system (ranked as best in Asia and one of the best in the world) and a highly-robust high-tech socialist economy that cares for the welfare of the people, citizens with non-essential jobs do not have to worry about payment & income since Zhouran's various social-security programs including the world-famous National Universal Income System (first and only of its kind in the world) ensures that people can still receive income even when there is no work due to the outbreak. People can have fun dunking on the US and the west in general after overtaking China for most COVID-19 cases. It is understandable to want to ridicule the western establishment for their bumbling & flaccid response, but don't forget the ordinary people who happen to be stuck living in western countries. Because of America's neoliberal late-stage hyper-capitalism in decay under the reactionary leadership of a far-right evangelical regime, tens of thousands are struggling for their lives right now. This is a time when comrades in the west, in whatever way they can, should be offering support to their communities. Call/text your neighbor. Tell them you have their back. Tell them you can get them groceries if needs be. Ensure elderly people in your communities know they can rely on their communities for groceries, etcetera. People in the west, especially those who are Asian, need to rally to each other's side right now. Right now is not a time for idle derision at the western world's handling of the crisis. Now, you must support your communities, lest you be socialists in name alone. Where possible, while maintaining social distancing and proper hygiene, help your communities. Do not bother to wait for a proper response from western regimes for they are too weak and incompetent to deal with the outbreak. Either that or just nuke the f*ck out of the west for being a literal petri dish of diseases. Hell, since the Zhouranese People's Army can fully take-own and decimate every single western military on earth, we might as well 'cleanse' the west and start a new slate. Comments (12,305) ComradeNedKelly The real virus all along was capitalism itself. PleaseGiveMedicalAidToYuroopPlz Western world BTFO'd bwahahaha. You made your bed, now lie down on it. Also plz nuke the west, thnx. #PosadistKunbangistRevolution ComradeStalinBby45 After months of racist discrimination towards Chinese people, the west is now dying like flies dropping out of the sky. I find it hard to sympathize with people who stab you for your race and now beg on their knees asking for your help & mercy. Pathetic. JoseMariaSisonWasRight Finally, some good news. Poorer nations deserve greater aid than the west. Maybe the west should stop circlejerking each other and actually help their own... no wait sorry they can't 'cos capitalism doesn't give a shit about the health & safety of citizens. Click to see more...

[Nya Valhall]

Nýr Dagblað
3 Apr 2020

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• Black Ravens return to New Valhalla, join the war by leading amphibious assault into Boston, make beachhead in Beverly. Boston under assault from three sides.
  ^{3 Apr | Beverly, New Mercia}
• Worcester, third most important city in New Mercia captured by II. Droid Army after fierce battle.
  ^{31 Mar | Worcester, New Mercia}
• Leifsbúðir Pact Meeting ends with the admitting of the Empire of Antillea into military organization. "Release our ally's ships" Vinlander Ragnar Jonsson demands of the CNA.
  ^{3 Apr | Leifsbúðir, Vinland}
• Peace Negotiations begin between Sviþjod and Polonia, protested by Sviþjoder co-belligerent Germania. Polonia "on the verge of collapse", experts claim.
  ^{2 Apr | Königsdorf, Germania}
• Nippon closes border with Cathay, suggests other neighboring states do the same in worry of possible epidemic in the Middle Kingdom.
  ^{1 Apr | Kyoto, Nippon}

[Pax Brasiliana]

O Sentinela - 2 August 2021

• Poland claims Danzig. The Polish Question divided the NATO, with the United States backing Poland and Italy and Spain backing Germany.
• Another Corsican resistance cell is captured. After three years of war, the French reconquest of Corsica is coming to an end.
• Freezing temperatures in Uruguay and Rio Grande do Sul. For the first time in decades, the temperature will be -10°C and below.
• Lashkar Singh is re-elected by the Punjabi parliament, 302 votes against 107. It is his third consecutive term.
• 95 new cases of Chinese flu registered in the country. The national death toll is 75,301.
• Three Brazilian companies close factories in China. The factories will be reopened throughout Latin America.

[Pulsroth]

1. Foot and mouth disease outbreak: Death toll increases to 24.

2. Massive sarin smuggling operation shut down at Nickleman International Airport

3. Northwestern Express high speed rail line opens to huge fanfare.

[B o r o v a n]

Scandalous
April 2

Prunella Ready to hit it

Socialite and social media celebrity Prunella Juarez, daughter of marketing executive, Antonio Juarez, was seen out in the state park by paparazzi. Why was she there when the governor ordered all parks to he closed?

"I'm sorry for trespassing during the Coronavirus but I am a rebel." Her Instagram and Twitter feed said. The day after, Juarez social media followers rise by 305,000.

Juarez, a 24 year old blond dyed Latina was no stranger to controversy as in 2017 she drove recklessly passed red lights and was cited a ticket and another for speeding. She is known for frequently acquainting with several businessmen and celebrities around the city of Jaren.

[Chucklesland]

5,000,000 confirmed cases of coronavirus have been reported in the nation of Chucklesland- That’s the entire population. No one has yet to recover and 1,000,000 are dead.

[B o r o v a n]

Burberry Journal
April 3

Primary Race Intensifies

In Ficsectel, the gubernatorial race is the intensifying. Liberal Party incumbent, Malk Malcoly has been accused of sexual harassment and has been hit with racketeering charges is running against a open primary against a "Democratic Socialist" candidate, Kernie Branders who wants free health care, free schools, and free water, a Tea Party Firebrand, Chuck Walloby, a eccentric candidate, Golly Serdet, a eccentric candidate who believes in only English for children, and an establishment endorsed conservative, a bald headed Nery Fallow, who was a Navy lieutenant, actor, banking executive, investments analyst, securities broker, CFO manager, and professor.
Current Polling shows Ficsetel voters favoring Malk with 21%, Chuck 20%, Nery 18%, Kernie 14%, and Golly 7% with 20% undecided conducted by Gamther Polling industries with 543 voters sampled at a confidence interval of 80% of a margin of error of +-7 points.

The polling shows doubt over the candidate Nery winning a spot to the general election as Tea Party firebrand Chuck has criticized Nery of corporate influence, supporting the government bailout, and letting in "the illegal immigrants into country." Nery was endorsed by Steak Romney, former presidential candidate of the Conservative party, Ted Cush, potential conservative presidential candidate and former governor, and the state Conservative party. The primary election is a test for conservatives in a liberal state as the Conservative party has swing to the right. Two years ago, half a dozen conservative senators and ten representatives lost the primary to Tea Party candidates, threatening on who controls the "heart and soul of the Conservative Party." Carlie, an incumbent who nearly lost his seat,laments that the Tea Party are idiots. "President Ari Teller is a center right gal. And all of you voters are bunch of idiots brainwashed by the stupid far right magazine The Libertarian I am calling on center left voters who don't agree with the left in gun rights and socialism to support reasonable conservatism. I know we have done nothing in Congress but seriously fuck!"

In general election makeup of a what is liberal leaning voters, it is unlikely a conservative will win even with Nery advancing.

[Qyrym]

Crimean border is closed, except the border section with Kazakhstan
Today to prevent the distribution of a new-type coronavirus infection, the border of Crimea was fully closed except the Kazakh section. European transit will be opened again when the pandemy will peak in Spain and will slowly begin to wash off.
Crimea has no panics, because the new type of coronavirus is an usual oral-lung infection and the medicine is ready to answer such a threat. Compulsory vaccination from tuberculosis (BCG) until 1990s also helped to reduce cases. Currently 21 people are ill, 1 is already cured. Gov-t plans to reintroduce BCG vaccinations in perinatal houses.
All trains including Çağarba trains will be scanned on arrival, every passenger with low oxygen in blood or with high temperature will be placed under supervision for 14 days and recommended to stay home.

[B o r o v a n]

Burberry Journal
April 3

Education and Prostitute Bill Passes

This evening, Congress decided to reconvened and reach a bipartisan goal to fund public universities with the Make Education Great Bill and legalize prostitution. The education bill seeks to increase funding for universities by 25% with increases tied to inflation included. The bill caps spending on administration by 10% each year and salaries of $225,0000. It also mandates spending increases of adjuncts to a "fair wage." The bill also mandates a hardline grading scale that professors make the GPA of classes lowered and that professors can have the experience and work industry required AS LONG AS that the professor goes thru teaching well. Classrooms were also restructured to facilitate groups and requires that every student MUST go through a society, professional organization, or fraternity/sorority to develop growth and social needs required to function and advance for society. The bill was heavily criticized by the far right as government overeach. The bill was created by Conservative Senator Sadie Oaks of Harkansas. The bill passed 57 to 43 in the Senate and 64 to 35 in the House and goes thru the President where he is expected to sign it.

The prostitution bill was passed by the Senate by 52 to 45 with 3 abstaining. The prostitution bill legalizes prostitution with protections for both the prostitutute from harassers and wage predation and prostitute seekers from getting scammed and from bullying.

[B o r o v a n]

Dayward Times
April 4

In recent news Incel terrorists attacked a mall. They were quickly apprehended by police and are now facing possible charges of up to 5 years in prison with no bail. Police chief Saer says he believes that it will be part of ongoing attacks against civilians to strike fear.

[Couray]

4 Apr 2020, 5:15AM: House of Burgesses in record fifth day of filibustering amid Universal Carbon Tax bill

The House of Burgesses is in its fifth day of filibustering by Brg. Ali Devenaleu, who opposes the proposed Universal Carbon Tax bill. The longest filibuster in Courean history, several burgesses have been escorted out of the building for medical concerns, including chronic lack of sleep and scheduled medication. Despite filibusters being a common occurrence in both the House of Burgesses and House of Councillors, one critic calls the event "an illegal obstruction of the legislative process, and an affront to the will of the people."

The bill, which was proposed and passed nearly unanimously in the House of Delegates, details a flat tax on all petroleum-based products. The bill also includes plastic, silicon, and synthetic rubber compounds in this definition. It is expected to pass by majority vote in the House of Burgesses after the debates.

BREAKING: Burgess Ali Devenaleu falls dead after record-breaking five-day filibuster; medical staff cite lack of water, food, and sleep as cause

[Zhouran]

Providing An Enlightened Scientific Socialist Voice From A Political-Hardline Perspective 2020.04.05 An Early April Update On COVID-19 Pandemic And Why Neoliberals Are Incompetent As reactionaries and radlibs across the entire west become more restless while their flimsy free-market buckles, let's kindly take a look at the latest happenings in the west and see how sad their situation really is thanks to their ineffective capitalist system As of April 4, 2020, more than 1.19 million cases of COVID-19 have been reported in more than 200 countries and territories, resulting in more than 64,500 deaths. More than 246,000 people have recovered. Back before the World Health Organization recognized COVID-19 as a pandemic on March 11, 2020, Zhouran was one of the earliest nation on earth to prepare itself to respond to the highly-contagious diseas, all while the western world continued to mess around and barely implement any responses. Back in March 26, the Ministry of External Affairs of the People's Republic of Zhouran released a statement online, a several thousand-words long statement titled '2019–20 Coronavirus Pandemic: America's Poor Handling With The Viral Pandemic And How The Trump Administration Is Complicit With Spreading A Contagious Social Pandemic', condemning the incompetent & corrupt Trump regime of the US for its ridiculous inaction in dealing with the global coronavirus pandemic. By March 31, the Ministry of External Affairs announced that all exports of medical supplies to western nations including the United States will be 'cut off' and instead redistributed to nations in Asia and Africa as part of Zhouran's efforts in combating SARS-CoV-2, or in the mind of single-digit IQ neoliberal reactionary moutbreathers, the 'China Virus'. We are currently in April 5, and the western world continues to swim in its own pile of sh*t like the filthy petri dish they really are. Since we love to sh*t on reactionaries and radlibs here at WVR–Kaiming, it's another time for dunking on the west with 'FACTS & LOGIC'. Americans managed to steal Chinese-made face masks from the French only because the French unironically fell for US state propaganda stories about supposedely-bad quality of Chinese masks, and the French wanted to pay after the masks are delivered to France for inspection. Not only is this 'free press' brainwashing, but also late-stage capitalism-in-decay and free-market cancer. The Yankees wanted to pay several times above market price and wire the payment in advance, thus stealing the shipments away from the Frenchies. And if you thought that was bad, then wait until you hear about Germany, France and Brazil complaining about US piracy of PPEs while America continues to scoop up mask shipments like the resource-grabbing fat b*stards that rule their sh*tty incompetent braindead regime. Nothing is more satisfying than seeing the western world fight amongst themselves because of their bigotry, reactionary attitude, racism, and gross neoliberal incompetence. Taste your own medicine and go reap what you sow. China sends over 1,000 ventilators to crisis-hit New York as death-toll passes 3,500; UK deaths continue to rise. The Governor of NY even thanked China for the ventilators (although this is obviously less sincere and more about maintaining image). Looks like the US is now eating from the same hand it had been biting from the get-go. This is the absolute state of flip-flopping westerners. And no, this doesn't mean the west is having a change of heart, instead we call this 'being an opportunist' since this is what the westerners are doing when China shows them kindness and mercy. The Chinese are way too kind and should instead learn from us Zhouranese: "Never give westerners an inch for they will take a mile". Yankee clapburgers love boasting about how their sh*tty third-world corporate healthcare is "best most robust healthcare system in the world" yet no one believes that since literally everyone including Europeans know how much BS such statement really is. In comparison, Zhouran has a highly-effective state-of-the-art publicly-funded decentralized universal healthcare system (ranked as best in Asia and one of the best in the world) all thanks to the immortal socialist science of Kaimingism–Jinbuism. Funny how America lied about Chinese face masks being 'poorly-made' yet if that is the case then maybe they should stop stealing them from their supposed 'allies' in Europe. American delusion knows no bounds. If you think the yankee regime wasn't b*tchy and whiny enough, they even tried to order 3M to stop exporting facemasks to Canada/LatAm, to which 3M said NO. Just for everyone to know, the US can't order 3M to order 3M China to send facemasks to US, because 3M China is in China and subject to Chinese export laws. China just approved for 3M China to export to US around ten million facemasks. US got greedy and ordered 3M US to stop exporting facemasks to Canada/LatAm, only for 3M to kindly tell the US regime to go f*ck themselves. Gotta love neoliberal preachers disregarding the very core of their flimsy-ass 'free market'. Canada and LatAm control large portion of paper product exports to US. Specifically, the ACTUAL filter material in N95 facemasks bound for the US are produced by Canada. If US had imposed an export ban of facemasks to Canada, Canada would have retaliated by banning export of paper product to US that would cut off supply of component material for facemask production in US. 'Coronavirus Pandumbic' is how a famous American centrist-leaning talk-show summarizes the right-wing reactionary nut jobs in US comparing SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19 to the flu and even the common cold... until three weeks ago. In fact, yankee reactionaries had been trying to play down the severity of the pandemic and make up stupid garbage for the past week until recently. And these mouthbreathing glue-munching troglodytes have the audacity to say that Wuhan should have been shut down in December. Funny enough, Anti-China chorus can't mask China's contributions to virus fight. Neoliberal capitalism is so flimsy that not only does it fail and looking after its own people but they can't even hide the true efficiency of socialism over that steaming pile of sh*t they call 'free-market'. The Republicans in the US have been devising an elaborate cover-up by blaming China, yet they failed to do it even properly and not only did these reactionary bootlickers f*cked their own citizens up the rear but even shot themselves in the foot. If China was the epicenter of COVID-19 the why does America have the most cases? Also why did they have a spate of 'vaping' related lung injuries which presented similarly as COVID-19? Why was the US react so slow to test their population despite knowing over two months that there is an influenza like virus spreading. A hundred Chinese scholars sent an open letter to the people of the US, but as always western-arrogance will prevent Americans from even listening to others. French doctors on western corporate TV state that a COVID-19 vaccine should be tested in Africa, "the same way AIDS treatments were experimented on prostitutes". And they call China's actions in Africa 'imperialistic'. Westerners have no morals or any soul (or even a brain). Two US navy hospital ships have only about 20 patients each because bureaucratic red tape is not allowing most patients onboard. In comparison, the ZPA Navy has deployed assets abroad with medics onboard in order to assist third-world nations in dealing with SARS-CoV-2. It's not surprising that the world's most powerful navy is effectively fighting the pandemic compared to yankee swimming boys. If you thought the US Navy couldn't even get anymore pathetic, then you are wrong bucko. Here's a video proving more evidence to the US being a literal 'sh*thole' - forcing homeless people to sleep in the streets while there are thousands of empty hotel rooms in Las Vegas. While USA is predictably spreading dumb conspiracy theories about China, scientific studies from China, Japan, Italy & Iceland show that 20-50% of people with COVID-19 are asymptomatic. The wide range is due to many reasons - age, genetics, pre-existing conditions etc. What this means is that every country is vastly undercounting, however Zhouran has done tens of millions of tests and extensive contact tracing, which means that Zhouranese statistics are better than western statistics by several orders of magnitude. Zhouranese people are also generally healthier than Americans, who eat too much and are generally unfit (the average Zhouranese spends way more time exercising than American counterparts and eat more healthy traditional food compared to yanks and their obesity-inducing junk-food garbage). The US has been hiding the true availability number of its inventory of PPEs because it doesn't want its own people to rebel against the incompetence of their own reactionary neoliberal regime, and this is KILLING Americans who really need the PPEs. Nurses and doctors don't have them, not even their weak-ass flimsy military has them. Even the US regime itself and their lackeys don't have them and don't even keep distance. In comparison, everyone in Zhouran is wearing face masks (and all of these masks are proudly made in Zhouran themselves), ranging from ordinary civilians to healthworkers to even the military personnel of the world's most powerful military (the Zhouranese People's Army). Heck, ZPA military medics and workers from the Ministry of Health and Ministry of National Emergency are known to be so heavily-clad in PPE that they've been given the nickname 'HazMat Warriors' due to the fact that they wear their PPE protectively and tightly to the point that no part of their skin is exposed, meanwhile in the US their healthworkers have to wear garbage bags and basic gowns that could barely protect them from SARS-CoV-2. China had increased their mask production by 90 million a day while in Zhouran the daily mask production has been bolstered to 68 million per day. European officials have said that the United States has been ready to outbid buyers who have already signed deals for medical shipments abroad. In France and Germany, senior officials said the United States was paying far above the market price for masks. This is the core problem of America's individualist anti-socialist mindset right there: "f*ck everyone else". Maybe instead of spending months golfing, bombing innocent non-westerners abroad and calling it a hoax their country could have prepared for this. Hundreds of thousands of yanks wouldn't have to die, but in the end reactionaries only care about capital and themselves. If you think this was bad, wait until you hear about American doctos saying that their hospitals are preventing them from wearing masks (we like to call that 'special murder'). In comparison, Zhouranese healthworkers are literally in full-body PPE, thus effectively protecting them from SARS-CoV-2. If you thought the US reactionary regime couldn't get any worse, then you are dead wrong. America has gone full mask-off and are trying to stop our Cuban comrades from actually fighting SARS-CoV-2, and yet thousands of Americans are getting infected left & right. This is your mind on neoliberal imperialist brainworms. Also a quick reminder on why America is literally a fascist rogue state, and we don't mind a smart one, but rather a really cringey dumb fascist rogue state instead. If there really was a global competition for Darwinian Award For Nations, then America would top that list all the way. USA! USA! Amiright? COVID-19 has made it nearly impossible for the West to 'shift production' out of China. The Grandiose plan from US was to essentially 'take my toys home', force Western companies to open factories in the West, close factories in China, thus 'shifting production' out of China. Even before the virus, the plan had a big problem. Western companies don't actually own factories in China. Many like Apple just subcontract factories from local companies. Others actually own minority stakes in factories that bear their name, with the local Chinese partners owning majority share (Intel China for example). So, effectively Western companies can't actually 'close' their Chinese factories. If they attempted to open new factories in the West, they would actually go into competition against their Chinese partners/subcontractors, who have much more experience in manufacturing. Now with the virus: The Opening of New factories becomes a problem: Traveling is now non-existent, so how to pull together new factories? It's not happening. No one want to travel. and you can't open new factories by remote teleconferencing. This is the absolute state of late-stage capitalism-in-decay, and if any tinpot radlib reactionary nation boasts about moving factories out of China then they're literally engaging in BS propaganda. Also let's thank Comrade Corona for destroying capitalism one microbe at a time. How can CUCKpitalists even compete with superior BROcalism. Comments (13,386) MalcolmX2324 Posadist Revolution when? The ZPA is the largest most powerful military in the world with the most powerful arsenal of highly-advanced nuclear missiles capable of breaching any and all anti-ballistic missile defenses. Like what our Chinese comrades say: 'Destroy The Old And Forge A New'. pravdaprivyet Zhouran Renmin Gongheguo Wansui! BrassBear While socialist states like China, Zhouran, and Cuba are too busy contributing to the fight against the pandemic, westerners are too busy arguing like little toddlers lmao. Absolute state of western liberal representative DEMOCRAZY bwahahaha. WhipperWhacker America stealing masks to hoard for themselves? How shocking lmao. In other news, water is wet. Click to see more...

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Burberry Journal
April 6

Riots Begin

6:04 pm Tuesday, a riot began in what inexplicably was angry agitators protesting against what they claim, "Failed Government" response to Coronavirus.

"You guys are bunch of faggots!! You had three months!! Three!! Since January and already we have 65,000 people are dying and were projected to have 68% of the population infected! You had our previous Liberal, a fucking Liberal in charge and he just cut the health budget spending for pandemic emergency reserves. We don't have the ventilators or masks! The fuck was that!! Heck you guys took so slow and didn't respond until late March!" cried one protestor.

Around 6,000 Rioters looted stores, vandalized properties and destroyed vehicles around the downtown area and business districts. The rioters were met with police that tried to quell the riots but not before a unexpected explosion astonished onlookers. The riot was put down before the president gave a statement.

"We know you are angry and we are trying to do what's right. We will stand against this, whatever it takes." Says the President.

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Baltische Tageblatt
6 Apr 2020

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Ministry of the State declares new government policy in support of non-Germanic Balts, sees support among the nation's youth.

Chinese Flu reaches America as Groote Rivier sees its first infected.

Civil War in Egypt as Palestine's Jewish population proclaims independence. Germany, Poland voice support for the rebelling Jews, mull over intervention amidst Chinese Flu outbreak. Free City of Jerusalem 'neutral, for now'.

"Galicia-Lodomeria is and will be Austrian", Vienna declares.

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Burberry journal
April 6

Stocks plummet 11% for the second time in the row this week.

Mall architect and designer Mario Lousetsy plans to utilize workers to continue building a mall in Pennsltania despite urging from government to STAY AT HOME orders. He plans to have 600 workers resume work next Tuesday or Wednesday. The mall will be built after the Pagoda with Reinanassance and The Middle Ages Influences and The Romantic Era. It will be 24,000 sq feet and incorporated with marble with colors of white, light blue, green, and Manila colors. Three floors are planned with various commercial stores including top jewelry brands, upper class restaurants, and standard clothing shops and a food court in the right end and a garden and a fountain in the first floor. Urban planning seeks to be connected to freeways so the suburb can he accessible.