YN's current newspaper headlines

[Joija]

'Take Back The Streets' campaign holds club boycotts in several cities after incidences of spiking via injection
A nationwide student campaign called 'Take Back The Streets' is holding several club boycotts over the next coming days around several cities in Joija after a sudden increase in the incidence of spiking, especially the new occurrences of spiking via injection reported in St. Tristian, Roos Bay and Paradise Coast, to name a few.

396 injured and 27 dead after Lāpaköss University Student Union nightclub floor collapses
396 students were left injured and 27 died after the floor of the Lāpaköss University Student Union nightclub 'Phaze' collapsed during a Halloween party, sending over 400 students plummeting 23 metres into the Union Theatre below. The cause of the accident is still under investigation, but it is believed to be caused by faulty renovation works carried out on the 220-year old building earlier this year.

President Bojanov's cat safely rescued from a tree after being stuck for two days
President Bojanov's cat Limmy has been rescued. The calico American shorthair cat was stuck up a large oak tree for two days, refusing to come down even with the help of firefighters who were unable to reach him without him having to jump. He was safely rescued by Bojanov's daughter and a firefighter.

[Jacrain]

Date: February 28th

As the year comes to a close, Jacrainese are optimistic about the new upcoming year this New Year's Eve. The government has successfully managed to contain COVID-19, with a strict curfew, testing, and vaccinations, as well as people caring about those, especially at risk. Now, after nearly two difficult years, COVID is declining and mandates are easing down. People are optimistic that it will no longer be an issue this upcoming year. Festivals will have fewer restrictions, and supermarkets may remove mask mandates. Jacrain may come back to be as lively as it was before 2020. In addition, economists are saying that this will improve the Jacrainese economy and bring back businesses that failed due to COVID. Some predict that post-COVID will be better than pre-COVID, as now, there are new innovations around the world that came as a result of the pandemic, that has reached Jacrain.

[Wochaystein]

The current newspaper headlines are about the suicide of a 14-year-old student in the wake of bullying from her teachers. Said teachers are on the run, but police are hunting them regardless. Help from the monarchic police was requested.

[Alinghi Federal-Democratic Republic]

Daily Prophet 24th February

"KRIEG!!!!!!"
Putin at 05:00 local time (01:30 Alingan Time) declared a "special military operations". Explosions Kyiv, Odessa, Kharkov, Dnipr and other Ukrainian Cities.
Confederal Minister of Foreign Affairs and Embassies strongly condemn the attack, and the Confederal Government will likely impose sanctions

Falcon News 26th February

The Confederation impose officialy sanctions, similar that imposed from the Westerns nation
Huge change of politics towards Russia, when precedently the Confederation try to make as mediator (8 years ago the Confederation didn't impose sanctions)
Now the Confederation decides to impose because "Russia have overtake the limits".

[HarYan]

"...
MAJOR COMPANY ACCUSED OF FAVORITISM

Kodag Shipyards Company of HarYan has been accused by the Imperial Federal Public Ministry of favoritism with a billionaire contract on the modernization and pratically reconstruction of the Imperial Armada aircraft-carrier Justice. The company representative defended it saying that the company was favored only due to its technical capacities, being the only one in the country capable of doing such task...
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INFLATION BACK ON NORMAL RATES

The inflation seems to be stable again with the current rate falling to only 2.7%, much less than the numbers from the recent years with all the crises in sequence due to sanitary and consequent economic ones which ranged from 5% to even 8%. This shows a successfull, or at least partially successfull, program of economic recuperation and restabilization. However, unemployment is falling in a much more slow way than what the government probably wanted, and with unemployment insurances still accounting for much of government welfare spending, consuming precious resources that should be going to other essential areas ... With all this, the economy seems to only partially favor the National Liberal Party government.
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[Prious]

Head-to-head
Polls show that plebiscite on granting general amnesty for rebels and removal of state religions might result in slight majority of votes gathered for disapproval of both proposals if plebiscite gets conducted today.
''Conservatieur'' newspaper

[Pikachu Peoples]

The Pikachuan Times: "Government introduces Term limits to reduce Elder Raichu representation"
"Local Governments cuts Local Taxes and Spending to decrease their debt."

The Daily Pikachuan: "5 Pikachus died after a shooting incident on west side of Pikachuburg"
"National Crime rate are rising"

Conservative Pikachuan News: "Government cuts taxes on 5% but the Conservative group says they want more taxes to be cut"
"Opinion: Pikachuans need rights to own Guns"

[Dyrrhonian Isles]

The current newspaper headlines are about the private police of Rhamnasis, about how they tried to suppress people from reporting crimes and government corruption because of the their control over accused criminals; how they were surprised that this was published in the news in the first place; and how the calls for Captain O. Pius to resign.

[Emus Republic Of Australia]

Your Daily Dose of Emuerra: New High Rank job open, Chief of Emuerra Police.
_{Elections will be opening tomorrow.}

[Comicsland]

Latest news. Psychotic attack by President Mickey Mouse Jr. at NATO summit
It happened yesterday at 10:30 am (Yellowkidland time). During a meeting of NATO in New York, the president, in the throes of an evident psychotic crisis, began to slobber "Why do we seek peace? We just need to destroy Russia. It will cost millions of human lives, but who cares?" He then laughed for half an hour until he was taken out of the meeting and replaced by Prime Minister John J. Jones

[Rauritania]

Is America becoming crazy and exporting it here?

Public broadcaster chooses to air controversial mini-series documentary

Man rages, pushes down broadcast transmitter

[HarYan]

-------------------ELECTORAL RESULTS - After New Year, Second Election -------------------

Right-wing;

- National Liberal Party: 115 in the Lower House, 20 in the Senate.
- Conservative Party: 82 in the Lower House, 19 in the Senate.
- Independents: 6 in the Lower House, 0 in the Senate.

Center;

- Democratic Union Party: 44 in the Lower House, 9 in the Senate.
- Independents: 1 in the Lower House, 1 in the Senate.

Left-wing;

- Social Democratic Party: 49 in the Lower House, 8 in the Senate.
- Green Party: 42 in the Lower House, 5 in the Senate.
- Social National Party: 55 in the Lower House, 6 in the Senate
- Independents: 7 in the Lower House, 3 in the Senate.

----- Source: Imperial Electoral Comission -----

[The Maidas]

Das Horn, Moritzburg - centre-right
Rechnungsprüfer: „Unsere Bonität muss überprüft werden“

Die Altenische Abendpost - centre-left
Admiral wegen Körperverletzung zu 11 Jahren verurteilt

The St Charles Morning Press - centre-left
Bayram rant shows great rips in Tory big tent

El Estándar, Santa Maria - centre-right
Ex-gobernador cavila una carrera de Estatúder