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Ljok
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Postby Ljok » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:46 pm

A rather nice walking stick, perfect for beating off the unwashed masses.

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2nd PLT
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Postby 2nd PLT » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:46 pm

Altamirus wrote:
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Altamirus wrote:^ WHY does everyone love golden AK- 47s?

Cause it's gold... and it's a Kalashnikov, What's not to love?

The fact it make your leader a white elephant and the guns are inaccurate. It turns your leader into easy to spot target. How many people do you know wield golden AKs.

None, because it's a show piece, not to be used, unless you happen to be admiring it on the wall when your home is attacked.
As for the inaccuracy of the weapons, that discussion should be saved for another thread. (Not denying they are inaccurate as all hell)
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Liberal-Finns
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Postby Liberal-Finns » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:52 pm

our leader is Pacifist, so he does not use weapons

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Nativian Islands
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Postby Nativian Islands » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:18 pm

The Nativian President may carry a knife around for protection. It just depends on the times.

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Holy Imperial States
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Postby Holy Imperial States » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:31 pm

The Emperor Constantin carries a .44 Magnum revolver with him for personal security

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Kriania
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Postby Kriania » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:34 pm

Kriania's the emporer carry a golden sword tat is frged with tempered steel and inlaid with jewels (been handed down for hundreds of years) and the prime minister has a Golden Desert Eagle

I have a picture but i am having trouble uploading it
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Weylara
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Postby Weylara » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:41 pm

The Emperor keeps one of these on him at all times.

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Orumbia
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Postby Orumbia » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:42 pm

A silver colored Desert Eagle.

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Free Kanadian Refugees
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Postby Free Kanadian Refugees » Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:59 pm

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KP-22 "Malikov" pistol. Specially designed for the Prime Minister, Members of Parliament, and Royal Guards. Small, easy to conceal, and deadly. Equipped with a Laser Aiming Module, heat-detecting combat sight, and flash hider. Fires .357 Magnum rounds. Magazine capacity: 7

The Royal Family do not carry weapons.
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TurtleShroom
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Postby TurtleShroom » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:05 pm

The Chancellors do not carry weapons, simply because they can't use them. It takes extremely specialized training- a month's worth -to teach a turtle how to use even the simplest of weapons, like knives. A gun takes two to six months to master if you're a turtle. Turtles don't have thumbs or access to their limbs; it's all shell, neck, and jaw, and extremely difficult at that. Mushrooms have a similar problem, but with telekenesis and lack of limbs. They can master an ammunition weapon in about a month, a kinfe in about three days.

TurtleShroom strongly believes in gun rights and the right to keep and bear arms. The Chancellors are inclined to learn to use weapons, but they can't. It takes a month for a turtle to cause any pain other than with what nature gave some of them (snapping turtles HURT). A head of state can't go off duty for a month to a half a year to learn self-defense, they have a country to help run! Instead, they have four primary human bodygaurds each, hired ones who swore loyalty to the country and recieve lifetime salaries and other perks. The Chancellors are close friends with them.


The best defense is what Chancellor Fungusamongus insisted for when TurtleShroom chose to build nuclear weapons in the NS Issue. There is a fifth, black-robed, picklecoff (helmet with pointy spike) donning human, standing at seven foot eleven inches tall. This human carries a heavy 19k-golden briefcase which functions as a 1950s-esque radio device to activate a chain reaction of complex, bureaucratic events that eventually authorizes the military to launch nukes. The briefcase- codenamed the Mushroom's Mushroom (see if you can guess why) -is handcuffed to the bodyguard's wrist. This bodyguard never leaves Chancellor Lamepun's sight. They are best friends. The key to the handcuffs are... wait, if I told you, I'd have to duct tape you to a tree, deluge you with pies, and then send you off to where we send terrorists: to a grey, windowless room with one light, toast and water for meals, and ENDLESS, HORRIDLY REPEATING, TORTURE MUSIC. This week's tracks are Jonas Brothers' "SOS", JibJab's "2-0-5", and various "Rage Against the Machine" junk.
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The Eternal Kawaii
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Postby The Eternal Kawaii » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:06 pm

Our Prophet is currently fighting an army of zombies single-handedly. We're not sure what weapons he's using.
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The Christian Reich
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Postby The Christian Reich » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:09 pm

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I thought there would be more references to cheese and cats in that post.


They have an app for that. ;)

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TurtleShroom
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Postby TurtleShroom » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:10 pm

The Christian Reich wrote:Image


Pickleforks... HECK YEAH!
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Fulma
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Founded: Feb 18, 2009
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Postby Fulma » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:11 pm

an m16.
OOC: the name leaders in miss spelt. move the coma over.
I am Fulma hear me roar! Okay make fun of me, I am not that much of a big shot.
Fulma the ninja would definitely be victorious, though.

It's not an inside joke but I just realized how it could be one you bastard.

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Israslovakahzerbajan
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Postby Israslovakahzerbajan » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:22 pm

He uses the maid for cover:
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Fulma
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Postby Fulma » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:25 pm

Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:He uses the maid for cover:
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where was she trained? the king whould like to send one of our solders there.
I am Fulma hear me roar! Okay make fun of me, I am not that much of a big shot.
Fulma the ninja would definitely be victorious, though.

It's not an inside joke but I just realized how it could be one you bastard.

EW IMPERIALISTIC EMPIRE

Populist left-of-center republic must smash D:< [no offense ]

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Bavin
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Postby Bavin » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:33 pm

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The STU-9 secure telephone unit, for diplomacy, and in times of crisis, command and control over the King's Military. Also useful for calling in Royal Guards.
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Lizardiar
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Postby Lizardiar » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:35 pm

Emperor Leonard wields the Blade of the Reptilia Empire..but this is merely for ceremonies and parades...
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But, for protection, he uses the .500 Smith & Wesson Magnum
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Reavani
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Postby Reavani » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:36 pm

His Imperial Lordship carries the Dies Irae, a blade forged over the burning body (And none to light on coal) of the last Reaver Knight, which has recently been gifted with the Ares field generator, that keeps the blade infinitely sharp. His Lordship also carries the Heretic Bane, the weapon given to all Commissars, and his total unrelenting faith in Reavani's Manifest Destiny.


He keeps a stable of Reavi Wardogs, bred to fight and kill in her name, blessed and hallowed are they in war.
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The Future Kingdom
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Postby The Future Kingdom » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:42 pm

My leader carries a Marine Officer style sword
http://www.militarysworddisplays.com/as ... ficers.jpg

He also has two Glock's for his sidearm
http://www.pearcegrip.com/images/glock22.gif

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Israslovakahzerbajan
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Postby Israslovakahzerbajan » Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:44 pm

Fulma wrote:
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:He uses the maid for cover:
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where was she trained? the king whould like to send one of our solders there.


Miss Maylene is always dead on target, though that is ussualy grime.

OOC: I wanted to use Francisco Scaramanga's golden pistol but golden firearms in this thread became over-used.

Oh and feel welcome to send a soldier or soldiers to quarrel, we'll use dummy rounds of course.
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Vahnbuuren
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Postby Vahnbuuren » Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:31 pm

The Grand Majesty, Mighty King Spencer XXIV always carries an M240 LMG and an M1014. He also usually has a golden Desert Eagle on his person as well. He also has his two personal mercenaries, the most efficiant soldiers in the country.

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Maurepas
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Postby Maurepas » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:43 pm

Our King carries a ceremonial sword, and, when in official regalia, a ceremonial sceptre...

Neither would be very efficient for fighting...Our current Chancellor carries a .22 Magnum Revolver for his own personal use, but, he's carried that since long before he was elected to Government Office...

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Satirius
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Postby Satirius » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:50 pm

New Nicksyllvania wrote:The Dragongrafter 9000 and the ISR-MkIV and MkV, what else?

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Oh right, the three Imperial Holy Swords.

So the MkV is finally here!
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Trinity Moon
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Postby Trinity Moon » Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:57 pm

When necessary he carries the Plager Katsumate Series-D
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Of course he is currently in an android form:
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So he could crush you physically or just burn you with his maser eyes.

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