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A D XVII KAL IUL MMXVII · PRESSIT IN LENDORO · CONSTAT DUOBUS DENARIIS

Diplomacy resumes with Hindia Belanda
  DIPLOMATIC talks have resumed with the Commonwealth of Hindia Belanda after the severation of relations for over a year, with the delivery of an unexpected letter from the Governor-General of Hindia Belanda, His Excellency Mohammed Salim, to the Palace. The frosty relations with the Commonwealth, which is a constituent country in the Kingdom of the Netherlands, are believed to have arisen owing to the lack of religious freedom afforded to the mainly Mohammedan Hindia Belandan ex-patriates in Great Nortend, although the Commonwealth Ministry for Foreign Affairs declined to specify in detail the cause.

  The suspended Hindia Belandan legation has been by King Willem-Alexander elevated to an embassy, thought to be as a signal to herald a new æra in Erbo-Belandan relations. The new Hindia Belandan Ambassador is set to arrive in Lendert in a fortnight, bearing letters of credence to the Palace. The erstwhile Hindia Belandan envoy to Great Nortend, Her Excellency Elisa van Dijk has also lent her support to the restoration of diplomatic relations with Great Nortend, praising the Commonwealth's initiative saying 'I think it’s a considerate move on our part to restart [diplomatic relations] with the Nortans'.

  However she shewed concerns that more needed to be done by Nortend and the Commonwealth together to try and achieve harmony between the two countries. Van Dijk, who was head of the legation during the diplomatic crisis, urged the Commonwealth government that 'it is an absolute must to do more to improve the situation for the tiny few Hindia Belandans who live there, lest we face the same setback that severed our relations with them last year'. Her Excellency also touched on the issue of 'Islamic radicalisation', or extreme Mohammedanism as it is known in Great Nortend, saying that '[The Commonwealth Government] must fully dialogue with the Nortan Government on our shared issue of [extreme Mohammedanism] and to shew that Hindia Belanda is willing to build a comprehensive partnership on this.'

  The Right Honourable George Drachington, the Foreign Secretary, told the Regal Post that His Majesty's Government is very pleased to be able to welcome Hindia Belanda again to Great Nortend and to resume diplomatic relations. 'We believe that it is possible to build our relations with Hindia Belanda and we hope to reach an agreeable situation with the Commonwealth's Government in the near future'. He agreed with Her Excellency that 'Mohammedan terror has become a great threat in Europe' and assured the Commonwealth Government that 'His Majesty's Government will seek to ensure that together we are able to jointly fight this growing evil'.

  A major problem thought to have triggered what has been called in Nortan diplomatic circles, the 'Hindian Incident', is the poor treatment of Hindia Belandans in Great Nortend. Being a mostly Mohammedan nation, it is believed that their lack of freedom to practise Mohammedanism, or Islam, in Great Nortend was seen as infringing on their religious rights, which ultimately resulted in around thirty Hindia Belandans leaving the country as well as the suspension of the mission.

  The possibiliy of the watering down of the laws proscribing the practice of Mohammedanism and various other activities related have been highly controversial, with many in Lerdenstone (the seat of the Nortan Parliament) believing Mohammedanism to be directly at odds with the Nortan way of life. Though it is already presently legal for foreigners, including Hindia Belandan expatriates, to practise Mohammedanism privately, they are still unable to access welfare, apply for permanent residency, apply for citizenship or subjectship or testify in courts, owing to their faith being prohibited under statute.

  However whilst it is unlikely Mohammedans will be permitted to apply for citizenship or subjectship in the near future, the Coalition government has indicated it is willing to allow an exception for foreigners resident in Great Nortend on certain charta visas to testify in court through affidavit sworn under the God shared by all three Abrahamic religions and saying in its recent election programme that it wishes to 'ensure justice is accessible for all people in Great Nortend'.

[Nortainland]

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Devernia launches the 'UpdateNortain' programme
  In a bid to try and modernise our nation, Great Nortend, the country of Devernia has launched a programme entitled 'UpdateNortain'. The programme will be funded by the government of Devernia with £8300 in NSD being allocated to the project which focusses on mass-distributing electronic computers and laptops, mobile telephones, televisions and motorcars to the poplace in an attempt to bring Great Nortend in line with 'the times'.

  The project manager of the foreign initiative, Mr Halgumstan, said, 'Nortainland is still stuck in the dark ages, I'm afraid. I was inspired by the 'A Laptop For Every Kid' initiative targeted towards the poor kids at Smalltopia. Sure, the computers we're giving out are not the best, but they can do." It is unknown whether Mr Halgumstan will be planning to bolster the electricity grid, build a system of mobile telephone towers and to construct more garages for the distribution of petrol to the newly-obtained motorcars.

  The Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs, George Drachington, to-day told the Regal Post that, 'His Majesty's Government has not solicited the UpdateNortain programme and will not be contributing any tax-payer money towards it, however is watching its activities keenly. Ultimately, it is up to His Majesty's subjects as to whether or not it will be a success.' He did also point out that Mr Halgumstan was incorrect is saying that most of our people still use carriages and telephones—most normal people use public transport or walk, as carriages are mostly confined to the upper-class and farmers, and most people still use the post as telephony has yet to reach every household.

Though the Secretary has not publically expressed any opinions towards it, the programme faces harsh criticism from many other MPs from both the Scodes and the Droughs. The Honourable Lord Frenton has said 'the programme does not respect the traditional culture of the Nortan people. We do not need nor want new-fangled electrical goods from foreign countries that threaten to disrupt our society and way of life. It is utterly reprehensible that a foreign nation should try enforcing their own culture and way of life upon our blessed land.' The Church of Nortend has not yet expressed a view on the programme, but with a thinly veiled criticism of the Church in a statement, it is unlikely that it will receive ecclesiastical support.

  Furthermore, whilst its intentions may be good, the programme may face hiccoughs in the way due to the current prohibition of 'unusual roofing materials' in the Building Practices Act of 1934 which prohibits roofs made of unusual or radical substances, which solar panels, which are contraptions which create electricity through the power of the sun, though not forming the roof itself, may fall under. The embassy of Devernia, which was established only a few days ago, has yet to comment.

The Princess Royal to meet His Royal Highness Prince Thales Sherman of Heraclea
  The Palace to-day has confirmed that His Royal Highness Prince Thales Sherman of Heraclea will be formally introduced to Catherine, the Princess Royal, at the Palace of St Michael'sgate in the coming days. The Prince, who is the youngest son of His Royal Highness, Prince Gabriel of Heraclea-Mitrailleuse of the Recon Empire, is expected to court Catherine. His Majesty the King has been quoted as saying that he 'is uncommonly pleased with the [prospect]' and that he 'he hopes that they will find love together'. Catherine, who is second in line to the throne, is eighteen years old and has recently left Dunmary House, a finishing school for girls, and has in the last few months made over five royal attendances in the recent effort to increase interaction with the Royal Family.

  The possibility of engagement and a Royal wedding has caused a stir amongst senior bishops of the Church who are concerned at Prince Thales's Dianian beliefs and the possibility of a prince-consort not of the Cardican faith. Nevertheless, the Archbishop of Lendert wished the possible couple all the best and hoped that they will find each other a suitable husband and wife.

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Further controvery surrounds the UpdateNortain programme
  IN further trouble for the UpdateNortain programme, the Devernite Secretary of Culture, Mr Brian Halgumstan, who is coincidentally Mr Gary Halgumstan's brother, has decried the UpdateNortain programme as 'forcing [the Devernite] technoloy-immolated(sic) lifestyle into [our] throats'. In apparent agreement with the Lord Frenton who this morning said '[the programme] does not respect the traditional culture of the Nortan people', this will likely bolster the growing campaign against the UpdateNortain programme. Conversely, there is some support for the programme from various groups, the largest of which is the Royal Nortan Society. Their chairman, Sir Bartholomew Walters, has told the Regal Post that Nortan needs to embrace change and that unless we accept help from foreign nations, we will remain stagnant and backwards amongst countries and people steadily moving forwards in the sciences and engineering.

  Mr Gary Halgumstan to-day said that the programme merely wishes to educate the Nortan people in the modern way of life. Mr Drachington has issued a statement of support from His Majesty's Government for increasing the supply of electricity in towns, however has remained silent on whether or not the government will consider allowing access to computers and the internet. The General Post Office holds a monopoly over electronic and postal forms of communication and the Postmaster-General, Sir Lachlan James, to-day released a statement the beginning of which is reproduced hereinafter for the benefit of the poplace.

      It is the opinion of the General Post Office that little good will arise from the provision of electronic equipment to the population. It will merely serve to damage the social fabric of Great Nortend, and put hundreds of people out of work. As we are able to see from the change that has taken place on other nations, the growth in automation and computational power has lead to many occupations at risk of obsolescence. The Nortan public prides itself on maintain a cohesive and well-balanced society where service to others, rather than speed and efficiency, though both important, takes priority. It is a great danger to our very lifestyles that this programme entails and I hope the people will agree with me in saying that it has little place in His Majesty's lands and dominions.

  Nonetheless, he did acquiesce that the programme was an act of generosity and kindness and to fully push against it would be rude and unbecoming. It is still unknown whether or not such determined displays of anti-'UpdateNortain' sentiment will deter Mr Halgumstan from proceeding with the project, as it appears he is fully set on adapting to all issues that lay ahead. The Regal Post hopes that Mr Halgumstan will publish a formal timeline of his plan so that the government can begin talks with him. Only this morning did the Stalworth Electricity Corporation close down from lack of interest from the Stalworth community. Time will tell whether the people of Nortend will be accepting of the radical changes proposed by Mr Halgumstan.

[Nortainland]

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Laptops and computers begin to be delivered to Arnsbowillow

  THE controversial UpdateNortain initiative spearheaded by the Devernite Mr Gary Halgumstan has to-day begun to deliver its first laptop-computer to the people of Great Nortend. All 34 residents of Arnsbowillow in Enley have received a laptop-computer each and are to-day being educated by Devernites on how to use them. Mr Adrian Wood, who has lived in Arnsbowillow since he was born 53 years ago, said to the Regal Post, 'The postman came 'round this morn and rought (gave) me a parcel which was a great surprise. Computers I've heard of but I know not as to why I need one. Are the minds our Lord gaveth us not sufficient?'.

  Despite a somewhat lukewarm beginning, some children have expressed interest in the new technology. Local schoolboys Damien Stretcher and Philip Baker were some of the first in the local school to try the flashy appliances. 'Phil and me we roughten (got) the computer by the formmistress. A fellow named Mr Bugwarstart taught us how to play a game on the screen.' When asked whether or not they preferred the computer to playing real games, Master Philip indicated that he still wanted to play in the local wood after school. 'It's funner than minesweeper', he said.

  Local MP the Honourable Leslie Starling told the Regal Post that he had not been consulted before the deliveries were made. 'It's all been rather sudden I daresay, and I hadn't known about this until this morning. I'm not terribly pleased, but it has been done and I have no power to confiscate them away'. It is believed that similar trial will be made around the country and based on the trials, further deliveries may take place in the future. The 'UpdateNortain' programme has received widespread disdain amongst the upper-classes who feel it is patronising.

  Prince Edmund, the third eldest son of the late Queen Catherine II, was reportedly left fuming after reading about the project last night, having penned many urgent telegrammes, according to an undisclosed source. It would not be the first time that His Royal Highness has been left less than amused after attempts to entice change amongst our fiercely conservative nation. When the Bishop of Rhise earlier this year announced that churches within the diocese would be abolishing the Latin rite from Michaelmas this year , he led the nation-wide campaign to reverse the change, which ultimately succeeded. It is as of yet unknown whether the Prince will be considering a similar act for the UpdateNortain programme.

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Concerns raised as to the true motive of the UpdateNortain programme
  IN the House of Lords to-day, peers fiercely debated the controversial UpdateNortain programme with vigour and lust. The project manager of the programme, Mr Gary Halgumstan, to-day suggested that the main goal of the programme is to make Great Nortain, amusingly known by the Lancanby name of 'Nortain' abroad, rich. Senior peers have questioned whether such a capitalist motive would work under Nortend's semi-feudal class society and whether indeed it would be welcome.

  Lord Grover, the Earl of Siel, strongly protested against the programme suggesting that '[it] would create irrevocable changes in the fabric of Nortan society.' Other peers concurred, including Prince Edmund, and it is expected that within the next week the Prince, also Duke of Dunricia, will introduce a bill in the House that would require government approval for all foreign 'aid' programmes.

  In another turn of events, the trial of laptop-computers n Arnsbowillow appears to have been a failure, with only eight people daring to turn on the laptop despite assurance and assistance from Devernites especially flown in to teach residents how to use them. The Vicar of Arnsbowillow, one of the people who refused to touch the contraptions, declared it to be a destroyer of civility and society and urged all parishioners to remove them from their houses.

  As of this after-noon, it is still unknown whether Mr Halgumstan intends to proceed with the ill-received programme in the face of such criticism and disdain. One person when asked of his opinion of it said, 'Next they'll be carting over their Gallic units too!'

[Nortainland]

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Final nails in the coffin for doomed programme?
  THE Church of Nortend this evening has potentially put one of the last nails in the coffin of the 'UpdateNortain' programme which has been fraught with allegations of imperialism and ignorance of culture, with one Carminian professor reportedly have said, 'You can't just force your own lifestyle on someone else'. The Archbishop of Cadell, the most Reverend John Culson, in a sermon at Evensong to-night criticised the arrogance of the Devernite elite in forcing a foreign nation with whom they had little diplomatic discussion prior, to adopt a radically new way of life. He did, however, stop short of outright condemning the initiative, and told over 2000 in the congregation that, 'Though we may lead diffent lives to those abroad, and that it is clear that we are unable and indeed unwilling to embrace these changes, we must be able to show appreciation and despite our feelings towards them, forgive, as our Lord Jesus Christ forgave us and told unto us to do so as well'. Nonetheless, these words are unlikely to change the strong feeling most Nortans have towards the programme which claims to bring electricity, automation and 'modern' life to the masses as being a programme bent on delivering to the people of Great Nortend equipment they do not want, are fearful of, and feel is not needed and indeed inherently dangerous to our very society.

  Foreign countries have also expressed their concern at the programme which has been likened to a 'public relations disaster'. Queen of the Roses, Juliana I of Carmini, has even spoken of her increduality towards the actions of the Devernites, which prompted her to tell the Amaranth Announcer, 'One cannot fathom why the Devernians felt it wise to impose their technology upon a society that is neither prepared for nor in need of it'. HRH Prince Edmund has also finally delivered a press statement regarding his views on the programme. Speaking exclusively to the Regal Post, he said that he was not surprised at the reaction of the people and that he wholeheartedly agreed. 'We have a strong country. A cohesive nation all subjects under His Majesty the KIng toiling away to make our glorious state the best it can be. We do not need, or indeed, should be accept, aliens traipsing in from abroad bringing with them elements of their culture that threaten to displace and permanently erode our very own society and identity.'

  Indeed, even the Devernian Secretary of Foreign Affairs, Mr Brian Halgumstan, the brother to the project manager of the intiative, has called vigorously for it to be shut down. Admitting that it is 'poorly planned' and has caused 'Devernia [to be] in the spotlight called hate', he requested to 'SAL9000', a computer which functions as the effective King-cum-Prime Minister of Devernia, that it may be shut down. Yet, despite the vocal opposition from both Nortend, Devernian government and abroad, it does not seem like the Government of Devernia is intending to halt the programme any time soon. Though 'SAL9000' calculated that the chance of success is low for the programme, it ultimately decided not to cease the operation, instead choosing to keep watch for any 'ulterior motives'.

  Whether or not such ulterior motives poses a threat to the national security of Nortend is yet to be seen, but the Government is in deep talks with the Ambassador from Devernia regarding the issue. Mr James Revola, who has still refused to talk to the Regal Post, is believed to fear of the possible wider problems the bungled operation may cause not only with Erbo-Devernian relations but Devernia's relations with other nations around the world.

[Nortainland]

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Yet another attempt to modernise
  FERDISTANI national energy company, 'Ferdpower', has released a number of statements suggesting that they are intending to offer the people of Great Nortend an alternative to the UpdateNortain programme that has been beseiged by problems and controversy. Whilst the Devernite society has attempted to distance themselves from the programme, it appears the visible reluctance and aversion towards modernisation has not caused other initiatives to start popping up.

  In a message to the Ferdistani radio station 'Radio Travailleur', Ferdpower has outlined its five-step plan in order to slowly push foreign technology into our country. These five steps are discussed hereinafter for the benefit of our readers.

I, III and V.   Ferdpower intends to spend around £10 million to buy up Nortan land and sea rights in order so that they may build wind-electricity farms and tidal-electricity farms so that they may then sell electricity on to residents at a rate of a farthing or the so called 'quarter-penny', an hour. The manager of the Bishops' Corner Electricity Company has attacked this plan as attempting to monopolise the Nortan electricity market by driving out local electricity companies who are simply unable to compete against such wealth of foreign money. Curiously, Ferdpower appears to believe solar-electricity to not be a viable option of Great Nortend, despite our sunny climate.

II.     Ferdpower further intends to 'educate' the populace by distributing pamphlets en masse to every household espousing the benefits of electricity and digitalisation. This move, which they expect to cost 2·5 million pounds, although the General Post Office has told us delivery would cost merely £37,500 for a card to every single one fo the 18 million households in Nortend so we are unsure where the rest is going, will see 99% of heads of households receiving information on the convenience of 'electric stoves and heating', and 'up-to-the minute accurate weather reports'. Whether or not the Post Office will be willing to help facilitate the possible demise of letter, card and telegramme volumes is as of yet unknown, but the Regal Post believes it will refuse to carry it under the terms of the Postal Services Act 1882.

IV.     Ferdpower also intends to launch a competition to find the best electric motorcar design, with the prize being a enormous £10,000 as well as a £100 a month salary and funds in order to put into industrial manufacturing the electric motorcar as well as places where the battery or supply of electricity may be replenished. In apparent ignorance of the status of the motorcar in Great Nortend, Ferdpower appears to believe any person would be interested in purchasing an electric motorcar. Given the vast sums of money required to register a motorcar as well as to obtain a licence for the driving of the motorcar, it is unlikely that any person in status lower than a bank-manager would be able to afford one at all.

  HRH Prince Edmund has criticised the Ferdistani plans to modernise Great Nortend as well, and has urged both the House of Lords and Commons in an impassioned plea to block Ferdpower's paperwork and permits.

    'Our country's sovereignity is being slowly eroded as foreign countries attempt to barge in and meddle in our society so that they perhaps may feel it to be more reminiscent of whence they came, at the same time showing profound ignorance of our own culture, society and way-of-life.'

  The Prime Minister, the Duke of Limmes Lord Andrew Hault, has also commented on the recent projects.
    'It is disgraceful to the entire international community to allow such bullying to take place. It is not up to the governents of Devernia or Ferdistan to dictate to us how technologically advanced we ought to be and for them do so unreservedly and fully intent on moulding us to conform to global standards is utterly reprehensible'.

  The UpdateNortain programme, on the other hand, is almost sure to be terminated soon as it is wholy unwanted within the Nortan community and has tallied its own reputation overseas as well. It remains to be seen whether Ferdpower's permits will be approved and whether they will seek to implement their plan. The question of whether or not Ferdistan would be allowed to bring its residents to Great Nortend poses a question as well, given the possibility of Mohammadanist proselytising of the 97% Christian population.

[Nortainland]

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UpdateNortain shutdown
IN A surprising though not unexpected turn, the Devernite UpdateNortain programme has been 'terminated' by the Devernite government. With serious allegations of fraud and intentionally sabotaging equipment delivered to unsuspecting residents, the project manager of the programme has been charged with intent to cause arson, fraud and deceit, with the maximum penalty being thirty years of incarceration with hard labour. Mr Halgumstan, who has been gaoled awaiting a grand jury at the Hendle Magistrates' Court where it is expected that he will be indicted and passed to the Assizes when it next comes to Enley during the Winter circuit.

The Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs, George Drachington, to-day made a statement addressing the public concerns about the programme. “The UpdateNortain, which most regrettably has caused Great Nortend much distress, has been terminated on their own initiative by the government of Devernia, and for this we must congratulate them for their quick and speedy analysis of the situation. One man has been arrested and remains in custody for a variety of alleged crimes regarding the programme. For all people who are in possession of any laptop-computer or computer or any other article delivered to them though the UpdateNortain initiative, I urge you to return it to the UpdateNortain company, at the address printed in a telegramme which you shall receive soon. Postage back should not bear postage or a return address as the company has graciously accepted the costs."

The similar programme which has recently started development in Ferdistan by their national energy provider has not commented on the recent developments, however the Devernite government has apparently rediverted the £8300 it had allocated for their domestic UpdateNortain programme to the FerdPower initiative. Whether or not this new initiative will get off the ground awaits to be seen.

[Devernia]

COMMENT BOX:

"OK, this UpdateNortain business stuff is just ruining our reputation. They called us aliens, for crying out loud!"
-Preston Worthwad

"but aren't aliens coooooool????? dey have these fancy lazer gun that go pewpewpew and boom! and they have giant flying saucers that go BOOM on the city! i wish i was an alien"
-Preston Worthwad Jr.

[Kettering Town]

COMMENT:

"Hey, Looks like we're not the only ones with a newspaper thread!"-Emperor Otto II,
"I like it, I like it ALOT!"- Lord Protector of the realm Godwin Martus"

[Nortainland]

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The City Mint to start minting wetches again
  THE CITY MINT to-day announced its intention to start minting coins of the wetch again after more than twenty-six years of hiatus. The Mint stopped minting the historic currency in 1990 as a response to the silver shortage and popular belief that the government would abolish the wetch entirely. Now, after two decades of changing opinions, the wetch has effectively replaced the pound nort in Lendert and shows no signs to stopping.

  The Warden of the City Mint announced on the steps of the mint that 'the wetch is an integral part of the culture and traditions of the city of Lendert-proper-with-Cadell-upon-Nort and must be preserved. I am most pleased to be announcing that we, the City Mint, will recommence mintage of coins of the wetch, including the huckle, murl, lide and wetch next month in November to commemorate the founding of the Mint in 1302.

  The wetch, which is divided into five lides with twenty huckles each is a form of currency only used in the capital city of Great Nortend, Lendert. The currency, which is pegged directly to the pound nort remains a curious odditity but nowadays is used frequently for both overseas business transactions and accounting, on account of its decimal nature. The re-introduction of freshly minted coins has followed the reintroduction of wetch bank-notes last year by the Princes' Bank.

  It is expected that the designs for the reverse of the coin, or the 'tails', will be the same as those used prior to 1990, the familiar heraldic symbols of Lendert. The obverse will use the portrait of the His Majesty the King used on the pound nort coins. It will be the first time King Alexander II will have appeared on a wetch coin, as he became King after the cessation of minting.

GPO to introduce 2nd class postage
  THE POSTMASTER-GENERAL has announced that the GPO would be introducing 2nd class postage as of the 1st of November this year. This new service will mean non-crucial items of post would now reach their destinations up to five days (one working week) after postage, at half price. He assured the public that the current postage price for next-day delivery will remain and that it is not expected that local 2nd class postage will be considerably slower than standard postage. International post will have also a 2nd class option, at ⅔ price and will expect delivery (subject to the local postal service) within four weeks.

  The Editor-in-Chief of the Regal Post has published the below guide for households so that readers of this paper may be able to fully acquaint themselves with the new option so that they may be able to perhaps save money on their next postage.

How will it work?
  2nd class standard letters should bear a halfpenny stamp with 2nd class written below it in ink. Then, simply post it in any post box or at post office just as you would any other letter. The GPO will be installing new slots in some post boxes for the use of 2nd class post only. Please ensure if such post boxes are provided that you post your item in the correct slot. Small parcels up to 1lb which cost sixpence for next-day delivery will attract a threepence price for delivery within one working week. Other domestic items are at half price, not including extra charges such as for bulky objects or special delivery. Remember, you must lodge parcels heavier than 1lb or unsuitable for general postage at a post office. International post is at ⅔ price. For example, a standard threepence letter to Australia with a delivery time of a week will cost twopence and have a delivery time of approximately three weeks.

Why has this new service been introduced?
  The GPO has over the last decade had a 12% increase in the number of posted items. Many customers have told us that they do not require next-day delivery and want a cheaper option for non-essential post such as letters to friends and family living far away. This means important post such as bank statements, utilities and doctor's appointments will not be delayed by personal letters to an aunt living in the next county regarding her favourite knitting patterns.

  The GPO has wished to inform the public that if you have any queries or questions regarding the new service, to not hesitate to ask a Post Office clerk, write to the General Post Office at the below free-post address, or call 0 470.
Enquiries,
General Post Office
Barkingsaw
Eamshire

Policeman assaulted by foreigner
  IN ANOTHER major blow to the reputation of Devernia, a policeman was to-day allegedly assaulted by a political activist from the country in an unprovoked attack occasioning grievous bodily harm. Mr Samuel Gugdumton, who is a known political activist, was halted by a uniformed policeman in relation to the illegal bills he was posting upon a tree in Fitzsimmon Park. The bills were in regards to Great Nortend's use of capital punishment which Mr Gugdumton did not approve of. When PC Daniels informed of his crime, that is, of posting bills on public property, Mr Gugdumton was said to yell, 'Fascist scum, you copper!', and lashed out suddenly with his brush at the officer. When this failed to deter him from arresting him, Mr Gugdumton allegedly pushed over and started punching and boxing PC Daniels heavily in the jaw and chest.

  Luckily for him, a member of the public, Mrs Louise Stornton, saw the assault and telephoned the police at a nearby police call-pillar. Mr Gugdumton was subdued by PC Melton and PC Sharp and arrested for assault occasioning grievous bodily harm and taken to Fitzsimmon Police Station. Mrs Stornton later told journalists, 'I saw the policeman, who was on the ground, getting a good beating from the man with his fists. I didn't know what to do but I remember there was a call post nearby so I rushed over and called the police for help.' The Commisioner, Sir Andrew Wolden, commended Mrs Stornton on her actions and encouraged all members of the public to assist policemen in need.

 The latest arrest was not the first time Mr Gugdumton has been arrested. He was arrested last month over his disorderly behaviour near the Palace of St. Michael'sgate, apparently loudly criticising the Royal Family and Church of Nortend, calling the King and Queen insulting names and trampling on copies of the Bible. He was fined two pounds six shillings for distress and alarming of the public with disorderly behaviour. Devernia has recently also come into the news over the arrest of the project manager of the 'UpdateNortain' programme which intended to bring modern technology to Great Nortend. Mr Halgumstan was arrested two days ago over allegations of fraud and deceit, as well as intention to cause arson, fire and distress. The Devernite government has not yet issued a statement regarding the latest arrest. PC Daniels is as of print still recovering in hospital whilst Mr Gugdumton is in custody and is expected to face the magistrates' court early next week.

 

[Devernia]

COMMENT BOX:

"Nortainland hates us now, I guess."
-Anonymous

[Nortainland]

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Ferdpower intent on entering the Erbonian market
  IN AN unexpected move, the Ferdistani state energy corporation, Ferdpower, has announced that it will continue to pursue entrance to Great Nortend despite recent scandals regarding the UpdateNortain programme from Devernia. Whilst Ferdpower's proposal does seem to be similar to the cancelled UpdateNortain initiative, the Regal Post believes it is more realistic and achievable than the latter, which comprised mostly of importing large quantities of sabotaged electrical equipment and delivering them to the people.

  Undoubtably, it is up to the people of Great Nortend as to whether or not we will embrace this new venture, as the disastrous UpdateNortain has most certainly tarnished our view of foreign modernisation attempts. Ferdpower, however, has taken the step of replacing its overseas director with the Christian Mr Graceful but Cautious, arguably ain an attempt to smooth relations with the Church of Nortend who could scupper the plans before they had even started should it wish to.

  In a gesture of goodwill, and possibly also an attempt to quieten disgruntled villagers, Ferdpower has pledged the £8300 it is expected to receive from the Government of Devernia to improving the village of Arnsbowillow, which, in the first trial run of laptop-computers from Devernia, was the victim of attempted arson due to sabotaged batteries. The Vicar of Arnsbowillow, the Rev'd Stuart Potter on behalf of the parish, has graciously accepted the donation and said, 'On behalf of all our village councillors, I wish to show our gratitude for this monetary donation. It will be used to fund new books for the village school, to pay for repairs to the church and churchyard, to resurface and to install oil lamps on the high street, to hire and pay for a parish lamp-cum-handyman, and to subsidise medicines at the apothecary's.'

  Fernpower has also scuttled plans for an electric motorcar design competition and has instead launched a writing competition for children from bottom junior to form two, or ages seven to thirteen. The competition, which requires children to write about 'Why electricity would help my family', has a prize of ten pounds, a more reasonable prize than the £10,000 offered herebefore.

  HRH Prince Edmund has said in regards to Fernpower's proposal that '[he] regrets being so rash in [his] previous statements and that [he] would like to discuss personally with Mr Cautious the plans Ferdpower has before making a decision.' Whilst it appears His Royal Highness still holds strong doubts about the programme's suitability to Great Nortend, His Grace the Duke of Limmes, the Prime Minister, to-day suggested that the government would be willing to allow Ferdpower a trial. He maintained that electricity was dangerous for Nortan society in general and that its widespread implementation would be detrimental to Nortan culture, as seen in many other developed nations, however hinted that portable electricity generators for doctors' surgeries, medical and similar purposes would be acceptable.

'My government does not wish to adversely affect the health and wellbeing of any Nortan subject and thus we are able to allow electricity for doctors' surgeries, hospitals and the like where to deny electricity may mean to deny a life or future'.

  The Prime Minister also to-day received an electric 'hotplate' from Ferdpower in an attempt by the company to woo over the Duke to electricity. It is believed that His Grace's footman found it rather slow compared to the roaring fires typically used to heat water for tea.

  The Chancellor of the Exchequer to-day also said that mains electricity from private companies still would not be allowed for general use without a licence, as it is to-day, which currently costs, in addition to any fees and charges imposed by the electricity company, £18 a year for private homes and £8 a year for commercial purposes. The only common use of electricity in the current day is the electric tramways which are present and are being built under the Town Transport Tramway project in many towns and cities, as well as various industrial uses for the production of plant ice and other resources.

  It is expected that Mr Curious will meet with the Privy Council on Monday and discuss the plans Ferdpower has. He maintained that '[Ferdpower] would not have invested if we thought the population indisposed to electrification' and that 'while we await research from our surveys, we will naturally postpone any further involvement until we have clear results that the general populace favors electrification'. It is unknown whether or not Great Nortend will poll favourably in favour of electrification, but if we do, it will certain have a profound change on our distinctive traditional culture and way-of-life.

Increased calls for a change in measures
  THE Metric Nortend Association, or MNA, has to-day launched a new advertising campaign designed to sway public opinion in favour of the metric system of weights and measurements. A range of colourful enamel signs will go up around major towns which espouse the alleged simplicity and clarity the metric system would bring to calculations. The current system, Queen Catherine's System of Weights and Measurements, commonly known by the Nortan public as the Standard System, was first introduced 1797 by Her Majesty Queen Catherine the First in a successful attempt to unify the diverse range of measurements used at the time in different counties and regions, and has undergone little revision since then except with the addition of units used in physics in the late 19th century. Despite the majority of the world moving over to the Gallic metric system by the second half of the 20th century, Great Nortend has so far resisted any urge to adopt the 'International System' with most people being content with the current system.

  The chairman of the MNA, Mr George Weber, to-day said in a statement to the Regal Post, 'Nortend needs to move with the times. Only three other countries in the world do not use the metric system, which is better in all respects to our current system of convoluted relationships.' He went on to suggest that 'no-one knows how many pints there are in a comb' and that 'international trade would benefit by switching over to the simpler [metric] system'. Whilst it is unknown how much money it would cost to change signage, books, equipment and machines to the metric system, Mr Weber suggested that 'the savings resulting from the metric system would far outweigh any costs incurred during the change over'.

  The MNA, which boasts around two thousand members, was formed in the 1970s to push the government to change, which it has so far been reluctant to do so due to lack of public support, which is believed to have risen slightly since the 70s. However, it is unlikely that the majority of the populace supports a change, as even as recent as 2014, a national survey conducted by the Weights and Measures Office revealed that 14% of the population thought the metric system to be better, 73% thought the standard system to be better and 13% undecided.

  The Weights and Measures Office has responded to the renewed push for metrification by reminding the public that 'the only legal units for trade and commerce are Her Majesty Queen Catherine's System of Weights and Measurements and that tthe use of all other systems, be they Imperial, Metric or Far Eastern, excepting local customary units, are prohibited and may result in fines or imprisonment.'

  The MNA has also in recent years tried to introduce the teaching of the metric system in schools in order to lay the foundations for change. As part of changes made in 2015 to the state curriculum, third form pupils will be encouraged to learn the basics of the metric system such as the units for length and mass, which are the metre and kilogramme respectively, though it is not compulsory. The change was met by criticism by both the Royal Nortan Society and the MNA. The RNS said at the time the encouragement was a sign of 'tampering with the national culture' and 'extremely dangerous to young children'. The MNA conversely argued that it suggested to pupils that the metric system was 'a mere oddity' and 'not worthy of extensive education in'.

  With a population of 55 million Nortons, 67% of which have little to no understanding of the metric system, it is inconceivable how the MNA wishes to change units. For the majority of people who are most familiar with pounds, stones, feet and inches, the introduction of foreign terms such as gramme, centimetre and litre amounts little more than culture appropriation. It remains to be seen how successful the MNA campaign will be and whether or not the public will take to the metric system or not.

[AtlantisB]

UpdateNordain sounds like a great concept, but what about soliciting private funding for it instead of having it funded by the government? We have implemented private funding even for the biggest projects like space exploration, and it has worked wonders.

[Devernia]

COMMENT BOX:

"what so theyre like maxtopia they dont use the [explicit] metric system like everyone else in the [explicit] world. such dumb [explicit]"
-Trey Halliburton

"Well, UpdateNortain was a private company; it just got subsidized by the government."
-Anonymous

[Nortainland]

AD ID OCT MMXVI · Printed in Lendert · Price 2d

Yet another player wades into the modernisation wars
  THE Thermodolian National Power Corporation has to-day announced its own plans to bring electricity to Great Nortend. After seeing the failed UpdateNortain programme from Devernia, and the apparently 'stagnated' plan from Ferdpower, the TNPC has opted for a more conservative route. Instead of the modernisation and technology promoted by UpdateNortain and Ferdpower, the Thermodolian energy company has stated that it only wants to 'bring power [to] Nortain and only that'.

  Arguing that 'we do not wish to change or modernize Nortain' and that '[Great Nortend[will modernize at [her] own pace', TNPC instead has apparently chosen to focus on promoting electric light over the myriad of other possible uses. It has outlined in its plan that TNPC will buy up land to construct solar power, hydroelectric power and nuclear power generating stations with labourers coming from the local communities. In another act of apparent understanding, TNPC has shown an intention to consulte with the government over pricing to avoid putting local companies out of business.

  Whether or not communities will be accepting of fields of metal solar panels or the damming of riverways to produce electricity is as of yet unknown. More controversial is the use of nuclear power which campaigners have said 'is dangerous for the environment' due to the possibility of nuclear contamination of Nortend's fertile soils.

  The proposal has already won approval from overseas, with the Devernite foreign minister, The Hon. Brian Halgumstan, the brother of the accused arsonist and project manager of the UpdateNortain programme, Mr Gary Halgumstan, lauding the projec exclaiming that 'this is how you properly do it.'

  Another Devernite company, Zeus-Thor Electricity has recently also expressed interest in building nuclear power stations in Nortend. The CEO of the company, yet another 'brother' of Mr Hulgumstan, who seems to have a myriad of siblings in influential positions, Mr Hannah Halgumstan, has dismissed local electricity companies stating that as 'they barely even provide the power to cover the whole country', the company will 'just buy them in the long run'.

  The government has not publically responded to either proposal and it is not known whether or not it will approve them given the current political climate.

[Devernia]

COMMENT BOX:

"HAHAHAHA the news called hannah a she HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH"
-Anonymous

[Nortainland]

PM AD XVII KAL NOV MMXVI · PRESSIT IN LENDORO · CONSTAT DUOBUS DENARIIS

Milk-man saves grandmother's life
IN AN act of bravery and valour, a milk-man has yester-day saved the life of elderly grandmother, Mrs Janet Spinner, after housebreakers invaded her home in Hameford. late last evening. The news comes after a spate of burglaries in the area, which are believed to have been commited by the same men.

Mr John Pinter, who is the local milk-man, told journalists that that when he was delivering Mrs Spinner's milk, he heard 'scuffling and screaming' from indoors. 'I don't know what came over me but I grabbed a bottle and entered her house to see what it was'. Mr Pinter reported seeing 'one masked black man' kicking and yelling 'I'll kill you!' at Mrs Spinner in an attempt to learn of the whereabouts of her jewellery and money. 'I crept up behind the [man] and hit him on the head with the bottle and he just crumpled onto the floor'. Another man was also allegedly at the scene and fled after seeing Mr Pinter and his unconscious friend on the floor.

After waiting for the police and ambulance to arrive, Mr Pinter reportedly resumed his deliveries of milk before making a statement at Borton Street Hameford police station. Mrs Spinner said she 'owed her life to Mr Pinter' and that she had been 'terrified of what the man would have done to her had he not been there'. She was discharged from hospital this morning, having escaped with only minor bruising.

The housebreaker whom was apprehended by Mr Pinter, Mr Abena Bello, is currently in custody and is expected to face the magistrates next month for five charges of breaking and entering, four charges of larceny and one charge of assualt and battery occasioning actual bodily harm.

[Nortainland]

PM AD XV KAL NOV MMXVI · PRESSIT IN LENDORO · CONSTAT DUOBUS DENARIIS

Pensonford Tramway opens
  AFTER a year of construction works, the Pensonford Tramway Corporation has finally opened the first tramline built in Great Nortend since the 1980s under the Town Transport Project launched two years ago by the Prime Minister, to the public.

  The electric line, which is over eight miles in length and built to the standard gauge, stretches from the village of Bornfield in the east to the large market town of Pensonford, a large town in South Aceshire, stopping in the hamlet of Darm on the way. The Portreeve of Pensonford, the Worshipful John Mayers, said at the opening celebrations to-day that 'this new tramline will mean easier travel around Pensonford and the surrounding villages of Bornfield and Darm'. The Corporation has purchased ten wooden tramcars painted in a distinctive green and cream livery.

  The line, which has twenty eight stops, is dual tracked in the Pensonford area however is only single track out to Bornfield. From opening, it is scheduled that there will be one tram running from Bornfield to Pensonford every hour, whilst there will be a sufficient number of trams within Pensonford for there to be a tram every thirty minutes. It is expected that it will cost a penny a mile and that the Corporation and government will be able to recoup the £10,000 spent on the project from the expected number of passengers in the town of 23,000 inhabitants within ten years.

  Similar projects in Uxfowl, Oxley, Tollsea and Walecester are currently underway under the same government initiative. Early reports of the tram line in action have been positive, with passengers praising the smooth, quiet ride and elegance of the trams. There are concerns the electricity supply will not be sufficient from some people, however the mayor as assured the public that 'the trams use state-of-the-art electric motor technology from Germany and thus has a rather minimal electricity usage'.

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

Comments:

Neat, more trains! Technically trams but still...
- Anonymous 1

Ehh, I'll expect that they'll try to convert us into Christians next...
- Anonymous 2

[Devernia]

COMMENT BOX:

"State-of-the-art? Ha!"
-Anonymous

"@Anonymous - Hey, don't be rude, you're gonna offend these bunch."
-Anonymous

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

Comments:

@Anonymous
I mean, they're religious fanatics!
- Anonymous

[Nortainland]

PM AD XIV KAL NOV MMXVI · PRESSIT IN LENDORO · CONSTAT DUOBUS DENARIIS
S P E C I A L    C O L O U R    E D I T I O N

New stained glass window revealed
  HIS MAJESTY the King has to-day revealed the newly installed stained glass artwork in the northern transept of Pelton Cathedral. In a special ceremony in the church square, His Majesty and the Bishop of Pelton thanked and congratulated the people who had donated and worked on the project to restore the windows, which since August last year have been plain glass. In this special colour edition of the Regal Post, we have reproduced a photograph of the new windows for the viewing pleasure of our readers.

  The previous stained glass windows in the northern transepts, which were painted in the 15th century, were destroyed last year in an act of sacrilege by a group of foreigners protesting against the influence the Church has on Great Nortend. The group of fifty men and women in August last year hurled stones, bottles and rocks at the window which depicted the life of the Blessed Virgin Mary, the Queen of Heaven and Mother of God, shattering most of the pieces of glass and damaged the leadwork beyond repair.

  In a further act of vandalism, some of the men entered the cathedral and attempted to grind the glass fragments into powder. The entire group were arrested by the policemen of the Pelton Cathedral Crown Constabulary at the scene and were later charged with sacrilege, and received five years of prison with hard labour.

  Under threat of more windows being damaged or destroyed by vandals, especially from overseas, the Church of Nortend has launched a nationwide campaign to protect the most historically important windows from damage. The church will, and has already installed in some places, metal grilles over the glasswork. Though it had conceded that the aesthetic appearance of the windows may be dimished from the outside, his Grace the Archbishop of Lendert has said that 'the sight from the interior remains unchanged'.

  The new windows, created and designed by the renowned artist Sir Henry Fitzloyds, depicted the same scenes from the Virgin Mary's life as the previous windows, are executed on hand-blown glass from Hurrough, a town known for its glass and only ten miles from Pelton. These windows, as well as the rest of the cathedral's stained glass, have been fitted with the the grilles.

  The Right Reverend Lord Bishop of Pelton said in a speech at the revelation this afternoon that '[the new windows] show that we will not bow down to those abroad' and that 'Great Nortend, as a sovereign state under God, shall not be influenced unduly by others'. His Majesty the King said 'he was delighted that the new windows have been revealed' and that he prayed that 'God will protect my Kingdom and her people and Church'. This was most warmly received by the enthusiastic crowd which had gathered in the square outside.

[Devernia]

COMMENT BOX:

"AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH they have the color editoin like its something special, we had color edition papers for decades now AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA"
-Anonymous

"@Anonymous - Seriously now"
-Anonymous

[Nortainland]

AD XII KAL NOV MMXVI · PRESSIT IN LENDORO · CONSTAT DUOBUS DENARIIS

HIS MAJESTY SAYS NO
  IN AN unusual though not entirely unexpected move, His Majesty the King, with the approval of the Privy Council, has to-day signed a document forbidding foreign corporations and companies from developing new technologies in Great Nortend where such developments are unkeeping with national culture.

  The Privy Council has in the last few days been meeting to discuss the issue of the various programmes and initiatives from abroad which attempt to change Nortan life by introducing a multitude of electronic equipment, appliances and services. It is believed that the Prime Minister, Lord Chancellor, Archbishop of Lendert and Archbishop of Sulthey have influenced the group's decisions, although ultimately it is reported that the King-in-Council made the final decision.

  The declaration officially prohibits foreign companies or corporations from developing, releasing or encouraging unfamiliar technology that is unkeeping and detrimental to the national culture and way of life without the approval of the Government. It likely will prevent initiatives such as the ill-fated UpdateNortain from going ahead, given the great public opposition to such schemes rendering support from the Government unlikely, although more conservative schemes from proposed by Ferdistan and Thermodolia are likely to be approved.

  Copies of the Royal Declaration of the Prohibition of Unkeeping Development may be read by all subjects of His Majesty at any Royal Library. The declaration has won praise from many communities and prominent figures who believe it helps to strengthen protection for our unique way of life. The Honourable Lord Frenton lauded the declaration and said 'this shows His Majesty's good judgement and sagacity' and that he hopes 'foreigners will take heed'.

  On the other hand, some people have warned of the damage it may do to industrial areas. Sir Harold Lancett, Master of the Royal Technological Institute, told the Regal Post that he, in no way intending to criticise His Majesty, believes that 'it will stifle innovation and development of technologies' and that it was a 'foolhardy' and 'short-sighted decision'.

  Royal Declarations are legally binding if agreed to by a majority of the Privy Council. They may only be made by the King-in-Council and carry the Great Seal of the Realm. The only way it may be overturned is by a subsequent Royal Declaration or Act of Parliament voiding the declaration.

  Ferdpower or Thermodolian National Power Company are yet to respond to the declaration and have not publically announced whether they will be continuing their 'modernisation' initiatives.

[Nortainland]

AD X KAL NOV MMXVI · PRESSIT IN LENDORO · CONSTAT DUOBUS DENARIIS

Batford Railway Station re-opens after modernisation works

BATFORD Railway Station to-day was reopened by the Eastern Railway Company after eleven months of modernisation works. The station's distinctive signal-box gantry was restored and repainted, and the signal-box and station enlarged in order to cope with the proposed addition of an extra track on the Storton to Henglade line, along which Batford lies. The station now has three platform faces, along with a cattle dock and goods shed.
  As part of the modernisation works, the station facilities were greatly improved and now boast an enclosed wainscotted waiting room with a fireplace, gas lighting along the platforms at night and improved toilets for both gentlemen and ladies. Old fashioned wall-paper was also removed, toughened glass installed in windows, and the canopy re-installed, having been lying in the goods shed for over a decade after it collapsed in a fierce storm in 2006.
  The stationmaster of Batford, Mr Ronald Joyce, told the Regal Post that the renovation of the station was very much needed to cope with the extra demand from the opening of Batford School only half a mile away. 'The boys coming to and from the new day school mostly will come from the surrounding villages and hamlets near Bidsorten and Batford Coase (the next and previous stations down the line). We expect that a large percentage of them will choose to travel by rail home and to school.'
  Other improvements to the station as part of the five hundred pound renovation include the replacement of the gravel platform surface with stone, an improved station forecourt with horse-trough and shelters, and the addition of new flower beds and hanging baskets, lovingly tended to by Mrs Joyce and her daughter, Miss Annaline.
  Eastern Railway services along the Henglade line will now all stop at Batford starting on this Monday. the railway has also announced that in an agreement with the school, school-boys travelling to and from Batform School will be eligible for half-fare tickets before and after school hours.

Left: The re-opened station

[Nortainland]

AD PRI KAL NOV MMXVI · PRESSIT IN LENDORO · CONSTAT DUOBUS DENARIIS

Nuns assaulted at Morford
  IN A VICIOUS attack on the Church, a pair of nuns were battered at Morford Abbey in the early hours of last evening. Morford Abbey, which is a community of 89 nuns of the Order of St Benedict, is a cloistered convent located in the village of Morford in Enley founded in the 15th century.

  It is believed that the two attackers were adherants of Mohummadanism, members of which have in recent years attacked violently many European cities, often with deadly results. The Mother Superior of the abbey, Mother Maria Fidelis, has said that she is 'shocked by the depravity' of the actions and that 'God will punish [the two]'.

  Mohammadanism, which is banned in Great Nortend, has been labelled as the cause of a growing number of attacks on women and society in a number of European cities. In Nice this year on Bastille Day, a Mohammadan mowed down the public in an act intended to incite terror and fear in the populance. The two men are believed to have entered Great Nortend as tourists, which exempted them from the ban of Mohammadanism, more commonly known in other countries as 'Islam'.

  The two nuns, whom have not been named yet, were out in the evening in the abbey grounds closing in their chickens when reportedly the two attackers revealed themselves from behind a large oak tree and hit them with poles and tore off their wimples and habit before beating them with a brush. It is believed the two men scaled the tall abbey walls before hiding in the orchard until evening when they seized their chance after seeing the two nuns. After their attack, which allegedly included their shouting of words in the Arabian tongue, they escaped through a gate in the wall.

  PC Willis, from Morford Police Station, attended the scene after another nun saw the commotion from afar, and assisted and treated the nuns, who were not badly injured. A doctor was called and declared there was no lasting damage and only superficial injuries had been sustained. Inspector Porter declined to comment on the case, however it is believed the police have narrowed it down three suspects.

All Hallows' Eve procession a success
  A TRADITION that is carried out every year in nearly every parish across Great Nortend once again was held in Lendert-proper, and around the country, this evening. A tradition that dates back to the 13th century, the flaming crosses were proceded down the streets of the City in its 104 parishes to each parish church. His Majesty the King lead the procession to St Peters' and carried a bejeweled golden rod upon which a large oaken cross aflame was nailed.

  Though the Fire Brigade was stationed along the many processions across the country, to avoid any flamage and destruction of property, it is believed there have been so far no reported incidents anywhere, excepting when an elderly lady's hat caught on fire and had to be put out. To further ensure the safety of the people and to prevent fire, one or more men were stationed in every churchyard where the flaming crosses were stuck to ensure there were no problems.

  Over 4 million people are believed to have taken part in processions in Lendert alone, which brought the city to a standstill as thousands of flaming crosses, protected by glass shields, were carried down the narrow streets and roads to churches across the city, before being impaled in the churchyard in the ground.

  The processions and flaming crosses represent the sacrifice made by our Christian martyrs and commemorate of all the saints of the Church.