Post a quote from your leader

[Agenca]

Welcome to all nations who are interested. Here, you can post quotes from your nation's leader on this thread. In a literal sense, each quote you post on here can relate to anything that you choose, as long as it abides by the PG-13 rule.
To further elaborate on what I mean by "anything," each quote you post on this thread doesn't have to be quotes that are worthy of going down in history. It can simply be a sentence such as "pandas are the epitome of greatness" or something along those lines, though preferably with more detail if you can manage it.

The reason for making this thread is because I'm wondering what is considered to be the potential words of wisdom in your countries, so it'll greatly interest me if you take your time to make a post that quotes real words from your nation's leader.

Here's a quote from my leader to start if off: "Don't blame me if something goes wrong"-Commander Hunter Brown

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

"I know its obvious I'm a genius, but is everyone else really this stupid?"- Gordon Freeman on some of the weird NS stuff.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

"Lord FSM, shield me, arm me, and guide me. And allow me, in thy infinite wisdom, to gut this son of a bitch." - the Spaghettian President, minutes before facing off against an eldritch abomination.

[Chuporosa]

"What kind of barbarous society makes it's citizens pay for healthcare? A society where parents have to pay for their children to be safely born, or vaccinate them from life-destroying preventable diseases? Such primitive morality has no place in modernised societies. Down with the architects of misery."

- Premier Jake Burke, addressing the 48th Party Congress, criticising the now defunct nation of Skyhearth and their privatised health service

[Andulia]

"The capitalists may pride themselves on their glittering towers of glass, their palaces of greed. But what we are forging in Andulia is something much more enduring. We are forging a nation founded on equality and freedom rather than oligarchy and oppression, peace and love rather than warfare and hatred, and we will allow nothing to stop us. Our march will only end when we have constructed heaven on Earth."

-Speech from Premier Johann Valkar, in a televised address to the people of Andulia.

[Shaggtopia]

'Redacted' off. Steven Scorpio , Steve for short. I'm not a leader, but sometimes I have good ideas.

[The Gamindustrian Union]

"The secret to successfully implementing populism is to have the courage not to fall into dictatorship, and to maintain the integrity of the law."

-Prime Minister Rei Ryghts

[East Gondwana]

"*sigh* I suppose we'll have to do something about that."

- The Prime Minister on the issue of armed separatists

[Roderia and the Nirubatu Isles]

"The secret to successfully implementing populism is to have the courage not to fall into dictatorship, and to maintain the integrity of the law."

-Prime Minister Rei Ryghts

Rei Ryghts... Yes. She was famously so good at leading her nation (quite literally) into the ground.

Alright, the quote from the Chancellor-President of the Commonwealth. Shortly after being elected as a councillor in the Supreme People's Council in Roderia's first free election, during the end of the Communist Government in Roderia.

'The red flag waving clowns here in the Supreme People's Council have spent the last 75 years squabbling, complaining and failing to run this country. And here they talk about unity, here they talk about faith in the Communist ideals. Where's the unity in your party? Where's your faith in the Communist ideals?
How can you, General-Secretary still tell us with a straight face that your party is good for Roderia?' - Wolfgang Reinhard (2010)

[Noihara States]

"Given the choice between a fascist and a liberal; I'll take the fascist any day of the week. At least the rightists have some sense of nationalism and pride in their domiciles. The liberal seem to want to sh*t all over their own nest and pretend that nothing's unusual about doing it."

~ Supreme Leader Akio vi Noihara

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

"The inherent failure of a nation is when its people fail to understand the importance of hard work and self-reliance, and when they simply reach to the government for aid and support. We see this all around the world, yet some in this Congress still advocate it. We must rise above this in order for our nation to progress. Our people must learn to care for themselves and their family, for there is no nation or society without the individual and the family, and we must work hard, innovate, and be independent in order for true progress to take place, as it is only with hard work that you can reap rewards."

-CEO Harry Tan, at a speech to Congress in June 2034, shortly after taking office.

[Mawani]

"The time has come to show our true strength. They underestimate our resolve. Let us show that we do not fear them. As one people, we shall free our brethren from the yoke of foreign oppression." - President Aliyah binti al-Mahmoud

[Philjia]

"What do you mean, "it's too expensive"? This the Philjian government. Nothing is "too expensive"." - Alexander Eisenturm, speaker of the Philjian Executive Council.

[Luxdonia]

"I've seen blind Prodizian soldiers with better aim then you useless lot!" King Edwin the IV in his days as an infantry officer in the Royal Luxdonian Armed Forces.

[The Transylvanian States]

'Equality cannot be one sided' - Prince Yosef II

[Treskovia]

"If there is life beyond Earth, I will be happy. If there is intelligent life beyond Earth, I pray it's not like us."
-Gaj II., right before contact with the Zerg

[The Intergalactic Universe Corporation]

"Taxes will be lowered to allow people to make their own decisions about their money, and for them to be able to decide how they want to allocate it. Nobody should be required to pay for someone else's lifestyle and healthcare. That is what the Capitalist Action Party 'believes in, and that is why you should make the right decision to vote for us."

-Harry Tan during the 2034 General Elections

[Gandoor]

'Hey, buddy, gimme your address, need to send you the bill for cleaning my jacket. Thanks and be more careful next time.'
- Prime Minister Nikolai Olanovich Semenov, after someone accidentally walked into him and spilled ice cream on his jacket.

[Flarbinia]

"There can be no hope without the sacrifice of brave men on the battlefield." -Grand Emperor Novgorod IV

[Big Brain City]

"I shall exercise my will and destroy my enemies."-The Big Brain

[The Land of the Ephyral]

"Do you scream when you burn?" - Her Seraphic Illustriousness, Khālanī Alyrya vie Sāhvīīshār to the then Prince, now King Hue Ngoc Anh Dung in retaliation to insults from the Yurizlansian Royal to Her Seraphic Illustriousness and the Eternal Empire.

[Pantopian Empire]

"The path to socialist victory lies not in military takeover, but in cultural conquest."

[Holy Empire of Avalon]

"I find that our friends flying banners of red and gold, grey and red, emblazoned with weapons and symbols of hate seem to misunderstand the meaning of basic words. They claim their fight is with capitalism and fail to realize capitalism is by principle the movement of goods and services. Bartering, a trade of good for good by negotiation that has existed since Man climbed from the dust to now the stars. All forms of totalitarian government, communism, socialism, fascism, and all spots between still engage in capitalism - failing forms of it. The only difference is that one man is given the money to pay the people according to his agenda instead of the people paying each other according to fair and honest standards. Corporatism, a harmful force to be fought against. Totalitarianism, a foe worth fighting. Capitalism however is what separates us from the animals as we have the sense to know better than to steal another man's belongings or worse kill for them. They enjoy lofty positions of ignorance and ignore the less serene truth that would require of them to make honest and concious decisions about their lives - it is much easier for them to blame a foe that is no honest threat and instead be a cog in a machine managed by men willing to discard and abuse as many cogs as needed to turn out a half made and self destructive product."

-Praeses Arthur Reagan in a speech at the Anglician National University for the Arts

[Dytarma]

When there is war, there will be bloodshed under the lights of the heavens, and when the gods stop mocking us, only then will we pose a threat to them. If we continue fighting, we will only destroy each other, friends, rivals, all alike. But if we unite, we could do amazing things. We could have a seat with the gods themselves! Only then, and no other option, will we be at peace. Sure, you might say, that if no one is fighting, that we are safe. False! Only when all of us are with the gods, then we will be safe, then we will have peace, then we will have everlasting love!

-Malcolm Stolarz

[Cymrea]

"I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of leadership are universal and are often about finding ways of encouraging people to combine their efforts, their talents, their insights, their enthusiasm and their inspiration to work together."
- Queen Rhiannon o Rosa Regina